[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. pomlormak
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I can't even be happy I didn't have Torres. My defence was Hilario, Baines, Alex & Cashley. Ouch.

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      You would have thought....theres an easy 24 points...minimum...

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  2. PlayPercentage
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Where on the FPL site can I view a breakdown of the points allocated for Chelsea-WBA?
    If I click on the fixture link, it shows yellow cards and goal scorers but not assists. It also has Bosingwa down as making a save!

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    1. King Eric, in America
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Try the 'points/gameweek' filter in the transfers area for both Chelsea & WBA.

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      1. PlayPercentage
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks for your reply. But I don't think I'll bother.
        This key information used to be available with one click during the match. Another example of how poor the new game is.

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  3. Gargamel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    24 points and only Rooney and Yaya left - that is the mother of all stinkers. I've totally lost the plot, an impressive list of awful calls already this season. Hope you're all doing great.

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Nope doing shit as well. 21 with Silva, Holt and Rooney to come. Baines (c) backfired. Inevitably.

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      1. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        At least you didn't fall for the Torres(C) ploy Attila. I just cannot believe I did.

        Baines was close to a huge score to be honest.

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        1. andy85wsm
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          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          I got really lucky there, was on the phone distracted trying to upgrade my Sky package and at 11:27am decided to go Torres to Bent for captain. One of those lucky calls.

          Baines could have cleared up. I had Soccer Saturday on and everytime they went to the Everton game it was "oh and Baines has just put in a great cross" etc etc

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      2. The Hitch Hikers Guide to t…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        i had Baines captain as well. He looked promising tho.

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    2. andy85wsm
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      36 with Rooney and Richards to go. Not too happy because my midfield has done sweet F.A for the second week in a row. At the same time I won't complain judging by other scores on here.

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      1. Leysh
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        28 with Rooney, Kompany, Aguero and Jarvis left, not really expecting much from Aguero and Jarvis though.

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  4. andy85wsm
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Watching you're on sky sports.

    Arsenal fans, don't worry, Wenger brought in Henry and Bergkamp years ago and who knew about them?

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    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      And the guys argument for everything this presenter asks him is "he's a genius"

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    2. Shots on Target
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Bruce Rioch signed Bergkamp.

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      1. andy85wsm
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah the presenter mentioned that 🙂

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  5. Cluckfuster
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Anybody else have a GW1 team that would've pissed all over their GW2 team if they'd made zero changes? I bloody did.

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Thankfully no, I would've somehow done even worse had I kept my GW 1 team

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      1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Not sure yet. Don't really want to know TBH.

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        1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Oh sweet spit-roasted Christ that's bad!

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    2. Nibbsy
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Pretty much. Malouda and Bent mainly.

      Was also better balanced as Baines wasn't in it.

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    3. King Eric, in America
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      That's like looking through pics of your old girlfriends.

      Only leads to heartbreak. I'd suggest you send all those pics to me at:

      weirdonlineguy@pervforexgfs.com

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  6. halnone
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    How many points did people get? and how many player do you have left to play?
    Just curious.

    32 points with Kompany. Silva, and O'hara

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    1. mufc802
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      35 points with Kompany, Silva & Hoolahan

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      1. Cluckfuster
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Ready for this? It will BLOW. YOUR. MIND.
        24 with Dempsey left to play

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        1. liamhennessy
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          *pop*

          Mind blown - You've managed to do even worse than me. That almost deserves a prize.

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          1. Cluckfuster
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            I predict 26 as a GW total

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        2. VarunK
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          20 with 6 players left.

          ShawCross Hughes Richards Silva J.Walters Rooney

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    2. GREENDREAMS11
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      much the same. 32 with hoolahan and yaya and hopefully bonus for bent and with a bit of luck fat frank

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    3. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      14 (pre bonus) but with silva, lexcott, holt, zamora, delaet and ROONEY (C) to come.... 😛

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        *lescott 😕

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    4. Sasquatch
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      20, with four to come - Kompany, Silva, De Laet and Rooney (c). If I hit 40 for the week, I'll consider myself lucky.

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  7. Bubbles
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    New post.

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  8. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Get the frig out of my team you Spanish nancy boy! Get the frig in my team you Uruguayan nancy boy!

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    1. Cluckfuster
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Torres for Suarez? I'm on that bandwagon

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        It feels downright insane to consider transferring out a Chelsea striker when he's playing fecking Norwich at fecking home, but he enraged me so much today I want rid. Must hold off until later next week at least.

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        1. GREENDREAMS11
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          i made the same mistake with torres, yet again, however you have to give credit to West Brom, they're no mugs. That was obvious last week, it took a pretty lucky goal for united to beat them. They will do ok this year, they look pretty solid

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    2. Leysh
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      why did you put him in there in the first place?

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  9. Horizontal
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    New post, folks.

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  10. romeo03
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    my team was poor (28 points without bonus)

    hilario(poor keeper had vorm on bench)

    woodgate young(played 55minz) baines

    nzogbia(been poor lately) lampard(C)not bad) arteta played 30 minz
    walcott(risked it didnt work out)

    agbonlahor(was my star for the team but played up to half time)
    saha(playe 17 minutes poor from david moyes)
    torres(so poor i cant believe i thought he was getting better)

    going to keep the team for one more week then im going to wildcard
    done well in the first week with 60 points

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  11. The ghost of a Pug's g…
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Great lampard has had his assist raped from him. Wonderful

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  12. 7923dos
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone know why Lampards assist hasn't come up on FPL?

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      It was on. It did look dubvious when he got it. But now they gone...**** you! You will score less than 20 this week!!!

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  13. romeo03
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    i cant believe lampards assist has gone WTF MAN HE WAS MY CAPTAIN IM FINISHINF ON 19 NOW WITH WOODGATE TO PLAY

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    1. VanDeRooney
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      HAHA

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  14. Flesh_Tuxedo
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Bent's assist gone too.

    Bosingwa still got his 'save' though.

    Clowns.

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    1. PlayPercentage
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Maybe Bosingwa will get goal keeping points as well.
      I agree. Bunch of clowns who have ruined a great game.

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    2. DangerMouse
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Did Bent get an assist? This new FPL site is really pissing me off.

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  15. Twelve years a slave
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    lol people just had two wildcards and still got it wrong , why would you want to use the next one?

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  16. Twelve years a slave
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Fluck chelsea coverage what will man u do to arsenal next week??@@@@

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Yep thats the thought in my head...**** off jags...welcome hughes and raise a rooney

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  17. tajulariff
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    30 points with rooney yaya shawcross to play..

    gabbidon (6 points) and simpson (6 points) on the bench...

    sweet... last minutes change from hilarious to vorm has worked out..

    torres simply a joke.. i had him as captain.. just keep him for another week...

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  18. tw
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    25 and i've got kompany senderos yaya toure dempsey and aguero left to play. however it looks like an bossingwa's assist isn't showing up. and did bent get an assist? quite glad I didn't hop on the torres or baines bandwagons

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      No your on the aguero bandwagon. You'll get yours this week. Dont worry about that.

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  19. romeo03
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    AGBONLAHOR ASSIST GONE ASWEL WTF MAN I QUIT THIS SHIT

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  20. romeo03
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    they took lampards assist bents assist bosingwa assist gone

    THIS FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE IS FUKD SIMPLE

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  21. Messi & fabregas
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    they deducted assists from bent and bosingwa!!!
    why?? anybody?

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    1. Flesh_Tuxedo
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      all the assists have gone i reckon. i dare say it's just another temporary bug.

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    2. tajulariff
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      just wait.. they still struggling maintaining the site.. they will restore the assist when finalize.. by Monday u will get the overall points bar M.Utd vs Spurs game.. always like that.. for years... 😀

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  22. theGentleman
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    20 points with Rooney(c), Nani, Kompany, Silva, Aguero & Hoolahan to come. could be worse.

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    1. tajulariff
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      you can survive for this gameweek.. 🙂

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      1. theGentleman
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        phew!

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        1. jacklfc88
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          well, i had 31 with bent and bosingwa's assist, but they've gone. presuming they come back. 31 with roger johnson and hoolahan to come...awful :S

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  23. The ghost of a Pug's g…
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    THEY HAVE MANAGED TO RUIN ONE OF THE THINGS I ENJOYED THE MOST

    FPL DID NOT NEED TINKERING WITH

    WE DONT WANA SEE STUPID 3D KITS

    WE DONT WANT EVERY PLAYER TO BE AT INFLATED PRICES SO YOU HAVE TO HAVE PLAYERS LIKE SESSEGNON AND SINCLAIR

    WE WANA BE ABLE TO ACCESS OUR POINTS AND TEAM AT ANY POINT IN THE DAY

    WHEN WE ACCESS IT WE WANA ACTUALLY SEE WHEN PLAYERS HAVE ASSISTS

    WHY HAVE THEY MESSED IT UP SO BADLY? F***ING IDIOTS. I HOPE THE PERSON THAT SUGGESTED THE CHANGES F***ING KILLS THEMSELVES.

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Agreed apart from the last bit.

      That guy might have a family.

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    2. KenDodsDadsDogsDead
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      A) Stop writing in caps. It's annoying.
      B) Whilst I agree that the new site is utter poop, there is no need for your comment re. "kills themselves".

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    3. foad
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      the Bugs are irritating... but I hope they could fix it asap

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  24. KenDodsDadsDogsDead
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Losing patience with the new site. Numerous bugs. I'm wishing I had started my work league elsewhere. All it has done is make me look foolish at work. Who wrote the code for the site? I hope the EPL can get a refund!

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  25. The Seventh Samurai
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Man, there's some comic genius going on in a number of posts. If the fpl didn't mess things up so babdly then I wouldn't have spent the last few minutes laughing out loudly.

    FPL I thank you!

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  26. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Well, taken a 4 point hit and Torres GTFO of there and in comes Bent, and out goes Cahill for Nani. I was a dumbass for captaining Torres, but it seemed like a good idea on Friday night after a few too many beers.. 15 points with 6 left to play. My subs bench got more points than that! :/

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  27. nathanholt75
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I lost all my assist points?

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    1. romeo03
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      ME TO THE SITES FUKD

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  28. Neddy55
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I know there's allegedly a glitch, but I'm starting to get concerned. Bosingwa has an assist no doubt about that. Superb ball in.

    FPL - GIVE HIM HIS ASSIST

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  29. romeo03
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    lampard , bent , agbonlahor , boswinga assists gooneeeee

    maybe a glitch??

    thats it fantasy football i want another week of unlimited transfers 🙂

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  30. jacklfc88
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    wherrrrrrrrrrrre. the feeeeeeck are all the assists??!?!?!?

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    1. Merlinho
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Have they all disappeared then? I've been out all day but saw that Bent had an assist earlier, which has now gone?

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      1. jacklfc88
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        yep. had assists from bent and bosingwa. they are defo assists. nothing dubious about them i saw them.

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