[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
Paul Paul
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. andy85wsm
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Gotta be torres off surely?

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  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Torres 1 pt lol

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  3. heco87
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    Torres coming off 59 mins 🙂

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    1. jokser27
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      balls some captain pick this week

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  4. TheHazard
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    Chelsea are clicking into gear a little bit here. Much more like it.

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  5. andy85wsm
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    Drogba on

    Torres off

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  6. Bob.
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    1 pt Torres haha

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  7. trisonetwo
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    lampard assist get in - now all i need is a pen to cement my decision . I learnt last year, never pick / captain torres - too unreliable. Now to go hide and hope i dont eat my own words.

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  8. TheHazard
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    Torres off. Bollocks 😆

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    1. TheHazard
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      59 minutes 😆

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  9. Mr. Greedy
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    Stay in play...

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  10. AP
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    Torres off at 59mins. Oucharoo.

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  11. SupaTune
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    Shocking Captain choice.

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  12. Twelve years a slave
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    59 minutes what a fukin joke , and who will start next game

    Knew i was mad to buy him

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  13. Cashnex
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    Solid point from Torres. Glad I captained him.

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  14. Come on boro
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    f*ck torres, won't even get 60 minutes from him. Never having him again

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  15. MCM
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    Always liked Anelka, but I've never had him in my teams.

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    1. ManofKent
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      Had him for a few weeks last year but he's too inconsistent.

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      1. MCM
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        Exactly

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  16. ForTheWin
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    Bloddy Torres captain - fail

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  17. hooi1983
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    omg!!! i captain Torres over Bent!!!

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  18. clauxy
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    TORRES=AXED

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  19. CFCTom
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    Torres once again does not provide the goods, Drogba on, front three 'should' now win us the match, hopefully Lamps will get a few goals though. If we don't win this I'll be very unhappy.

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  20. AP
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    Kalou > Torres. He can get 1 point for 3 million less.

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  21. 01mpowers
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO **** THIS GAME IN THE BEHIND

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  22. andy85wsm
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    So who's giving Torres 1 more week? 😉

    Think I've gotta go for Aguero next week!

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    1. Damo.
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      I am. I want two free for over the international break.

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    2. Waldaz
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      Torres -> Suarez methinks

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  23. Mighty
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    Jeez, I never learn. Torres has stung me so many times.

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  24. Twelve years a slave
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    Transfer done

    Torres out Suarez in ,

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  25. Henry Hill
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    Damn, why did people convince me to get Torres

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    1. dave_the_bear
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      Because you didn't have the balls to make you own decisions.

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  26. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Torres coming off

    Bollocks!!!

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    1. ManofKent
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      But did he look sharp? 😉

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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        Who gives a shut he never scored

        I'm going to bed

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      2. Bob.
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        Think he needs a bit more sharpening

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      3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        he's back to his best etc

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      4. heco87
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        Not really

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    2. unoaime
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      Eugh.

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    3. moment
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      At 59 minutes as well. Should be outlawed.

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  27. Safety First
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    Terrible week. Didier please help me save face and show that I still can play this game!

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  28. User
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    With less than 60 mins from Drogba, Kalou, Torres and Malouda, even though he's only on 4 pts at the moment I'm glad I got Lampard as my Chelsea coverage.

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  29. Mak_Gold
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Torres LMFAO! Subbed at 59:11.And to think I bought all the inane nonsense over here and got him instead of Bent!Lesson learnt-never,ever take the advice given over here seriously.This site has done more damage to me than good.

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      1. King Eric, in America
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        Wah-wah-waaaaah

        Yes, EVERYONE here demanded Torres as Captain. Ha!

        If you've a weak mind open for Jedi-mind tricks, don't blame the site.

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        i got bent instead of torres all on my own

        you are right though, so many times last season i took advice or followed liek sheep and it bit me

        you just have to follow your gut and use this site to highlight potential players i reckon

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      3. Cashnex
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        This GW has been such a disaster I can't even feel annoyed. It's laughable how bad it's been.

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        1. Mak_Gold
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Yeah man,at least I didn't captain him.Disparate dan,my gut was telling me all the time that Bent->Torres is the dumbest move I will ever make,but it was all those idiotic posts about how he has turned a corner that made me give in. 🙁

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