[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
20 August 2011 1163 comments
Paul Paul
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Two Gameweeks in and already Luis Suarez is making a mockery of his 9.5 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) price. Though many Fantasy owners (our very own Mark, for one) must have despaired when the Uruguayan was benched for the trip to Arsenal, Suarez only needed nineteen minutes to underline the fact that class will always out.

Coming on for Andy Carroll in the 71st minute, Suarez netted yet again for Liverpool and has two goals in just ninety-four minutes game time this season. With a home game against Bolton coming up next, Carroll’s Fantasy owners may have reason to be worried- he failed to provide the expected spark and laboured against a patched-up Gunners rear-guard.

Indeed, the big hit-man’s removal proved to be the turning point in the 2-0 victory and with Suarez wasting no time in carrying on his Copa America form, Carroll is looking increasingly likely to be spending the season in the South American’s shadow. Given that, at 10.0, he’s also the more expensive Fantasy buy of the pair, many may jump ship and plump for Suarez before the Trotters take a trip to Anfield next Saturday evening.

The lunchtime game also served up another blank return for Robin Van Persie. Arsenal looked bereft of ideas for much of the game and there’s a bitter irony that the one player who seemed likely to make things happen, Samir Nasri, is on the verge of an Emirates exit. Decimated by injuries and suspension and devoid of any real sense of confidence, the Gunners now travel to Old Trafford in Gameweek 3 and Van Persie, priced at 12.0, will surely see many a Fantasy owner lose faith.

For short-term alternatives, Darren Bent is looking good. A goal and an assist against Steve Kean’s Blackburn shot Aston Villa to the top of the table this afternoon and backed up his choice in the Scout Picks. Bent has another home game next week, with Wolves the visitors in an all-action Midlands derby.

All eyes will be trained on Stamford Bridge next as Fernando Torres leads the line for Chelsea against West Brom. A performance against the Baggies this evening and El Nino -with a clash at home to Norwich next week- could find himself a Fantasy favourite all over again.

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  1. didopich
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    cmon west brom

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  2. trisonetwo
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    make that 1 in 16?

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  3. JC
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Good save by Hilario.. few more please!

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  4. Bob.
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Lampards been impressive today. Dont know if he will get many ppi though? What ye reckon?

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    1. King Eric, in America
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      "because he’s actually scored a few goals in the past year"

      😆

      *handclap*

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        Harsh but true 😉

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    2. AP
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Excellent buggu. Well played.

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        *doffs cap*

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  5. mr messi
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Will Aguero rise tonight?

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    1. Bob.
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Depends who is with him?

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    2. didopich
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      2moro mate

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  6. Giggs Boson redundant accou…
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Now toress is off... LOSE CHELSEA, fail miserably!

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  7. MrAnderson
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    ffs sake i just noticed saha played 17 mins. simpson 1st sub and taylor second. f*** f**kity f**k.torres off aaaaaaaaaaargh. come one lamps save us.

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  8. dave_the_bear
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres massive fantasy fail

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      i can't help being massively chuffed

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      1. Safety First
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        The only good thing about my terrible gameweek. Come on Droggers!

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  9. JC
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres off befre the 60.. brilliant 😀

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  10. myoxisbroken
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Too funny. I have Torres (c), but still...

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    1. ManofKent
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      +1

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    2. TheHazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Same. You have to laugh.

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        Actually you can cry as well (like I'm doing right now)

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        1. TheHazard
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Fantasy related or otherwise?

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          1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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            14 years, 7 months ago

            Torres has sent me into depression

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          2. CFCTom
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            14 years, 7 months ago

            I'm weeping.

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  11. CobraKai
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Damn Im doing worse with the info on this site than I ever did without it.

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  12. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Now that useless tw@t has gone off I hope west brom score and win

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  13. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    yeah, i'm quitting FPL. no matter what i do, how logically i think, i just don't end up getting the points. it's ruining my life.

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  14. Twelve years a slave
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    And when you kunts answer the captin poll do a bettr job next week.
    I always capt the top one

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      the top one was v rarely right last season

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  15. super zlatan
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres u silly useless wa nker. I would love to ride ur girl infront of you ya daft piece of useless spanish wan k.

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    1. Bob.
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      Bit harsh

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    2. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Classy.

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    3. Giggs Boson redundant accou…
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      😀

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      1. super zlatan
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        Was harsh. Im very pissed off.

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        1. Giggs Boson redundant accou…
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          14 years, 7 months ago

          ofcourse it was harsh. But i'm sure no-one is truly offended. Family guy get away with a lot worse...

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    4. El Pulpo Paul
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Here here, im transferring the useless turd out now. Was gonna wait till the next deadline but im so annoyed he has to go now

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    5. Mr. Greedy
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      +1

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I never make transfers till sat morning

        But will make an exeption here

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    6. baza
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      well said,torres will find himself well and truly dropped for next week. hello mr aguero!

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  16. Mr. Greedy
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    I'll join the rest of the world and do Torres -> Suarez

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  17. Twelve years a slave
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Just when chelsea looking like scoring he takes him off

    Hope wba win

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    1. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      yeah, hope WBA win.

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  18. UKG
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres off before 60 too LOVE THAT lol

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  19. Blackstar
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    I have to say, had it not been for the brilliant pearls of wisdom I received on here I'd be laughing right now!!. Torres to play and captain: shockin'!! 🙁

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  20. Twelve years a slave
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    I never wanted torres in first place , he was only in because everyone else had him

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  21. Twelve years a slave
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    Now i worried fat frank will get points

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  22. Tim
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    Who got the Chelsae assist guys?

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    1. CFCTom
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      Lamps

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  23. budi
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    nice off at 59th, all because of stupid malouda can't pass cr*p and the ball was out 40 seconds before 2 60th minute

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  24. Back on the horse
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    21 points so far... 26 on my bench! ffs

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  25. abatoirnoises
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    torres off makes me feel a little less embarassed at puting baines as captain 🙁

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    1. ManofKent
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      He was my VC - i know how to pick them 😉

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    2. Safety First
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      You could have given the armband to Cahill like me. I completely bucked the trend this week and it didn't work out at all. There's still Didier though. He was the big gamble

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  26. Twelve years a slave
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Alex wont play next week

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  27. ManofKent
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    well now Torres has gone (2pt Captain!) can WBA please slaughter chelsea?

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  28. batman
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Could Messi be the first billion euro player?

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    1. TheHazard
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      no

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    2. Smarty Pants
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Only if Europe goes bankrupt, and euro slumps in value

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    3. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      That would mean someone buying him, so no.

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      1. AP
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        It's what Wenger has been saving for.

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  29. Waldaz
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Alex off Ivan on

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