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27 August 2011 843 comments
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It’s the third Saturday of the season and, unless you’re on wildcard number three, the subtle tinkering that separates the wheat from the chaff finally takes over. You’re not completely on your own however, as The Saturday Surgery opens it’s doors for another session.

All the resources you need to make your decisions as informed as possible are at your fingertips. The weekend Team News is bang up-to-date, the Scout Picks have been selected (and let’s face, they’re almost guaranteed to do better than the first two efforts) and the Injuries and Bans table is there as a sanity check to avoid those daft last-minute punts on crocked players (I’ve been there).

For me, I’ll be making the subtlest of changes… zero transfers, same captain. So I’m off to pop the kettle on, and when I get back I’ll heading over to the The Saturday Surgery to smugly take pleasure as others scramble around for inspiration. Enjoy.

Akers Richard or Akers, as he is known, has been regularly haunting this site since July 2008. He is young and foolish, take what he says with a pinch of salt. Follow them on Twitter

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  1. El Zurdo
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Hey guys,
    Who to bench: Moses(QPR) | Sessegnon(swa) | Brunt(STO) | Silva (tot) | Taarabt (wig)? Already have Aly Al Habsi starting or Given give start?
    Thanks

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  2. Countryside Ram
    15 years, 1 month ago

    sess or dyre to start?

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Sessegnon all day long.

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  3. Hektik
    15 years, 1 month ago

    count down

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  4. Paul
    15 years, 1 month ago

    best of luck to all!

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  5. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Alonso14, you really are a little toerag. Begone!

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    1. Sir Jose Wenger returns
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Who have you gone for as captain this week?

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooney(c)!!!;-)

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  6. Sess!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Baines (c). Just putting it out there 🙂

    Nah, gone for rooney. Although if at least one of my front line rooney, suarez, torres doesn't score big this wk there's something wrong

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  7. Lrf
    15 years, 1 month ago

    First sub out of Hoolahan, Brown and Senderos?

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    1. Disco Pat
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Lrf, go with Brown

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  8. tw
    15 years, 1 month ago

    really tempted to captain bosingwa over suarez. am i crazy?

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    1. streety77
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Good shout, should get at least 12 points. Can see Suarez either not starting or being pulled off just before the hour mark.

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      1. tw
        15 years, 1 month ago

        is there ANY WAY POSSIBLE that norwich will score this week? because hilario in goal and captaining bos paired with a norwich goal would pretty much ruin me!

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        1. Dai Chicken Pie
          15 years, 1 month ago

          of course there is

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          1. tw
            15 years, 1 month ago

            think i barely got my captaincy to bos right before the deadline! either the best or worst decision i've made (cept maybe for captaining aguero gw1). terrified now!

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            1. Dai Chicken Pie
              15 years, 1 month ago

              I was tempted to switch to Bosingwa from Torres, it just feels right, didn't do it though.
              I think you'll do ok and potentially have a stormer. I captained G Johnson couple of years ago when he scored a goal and an assist with clean sheet and 3 bonus. Was a nice feeling that still hasn't been forgotten. Good luck.

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  9. SH1M1
    15 years, 1 month ago

    someone try and get the wigan line up!

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  10. fantasyroller
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Torres captain today! Mata will give him the kick start needed. Can see a hatrick

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Mata won't start.

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  11. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    15 years, 1 month ago

    elokobi ate jarvis

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    1. Declan
      15 years, 1 month ago

      for a light snack!

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    2. Leysh
      15 years, 1 month ago

      He wanted to be able to cross as well as run through people.

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  12. Locarno
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Bosingwa (c)

    You know it makes sense.

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    1. tw
      15 years, 1 month ago

      serious or sarcastic? i cant tell

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      1. Locarno
        15 years, 1 month ago

        I think he's a great shout, but I haven't got the balls. I've gone Lamps (c).

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    2. njfsdkffslkf
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Lampard.

      2 goals 2day.

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  13. Back on the horse
    15 years, 1 month ago

    have most here gone for Given over Vorm?

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    1. Nutella
      15 years, 1 month ago

      vorm

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    2. Dai Chicken Pie
      15 years, 1 month ago

      vorm, my other option is ruddy!

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  14. Hansel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    15 years, 1 month ago

    given or vorm?

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  15. unoaime
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Dyer or Yaya Toure to start?

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Seriously? Obviously Yaya.

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  16. El_Matador
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Teamnews before the deadline, handy lol

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  17. Pablitto
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Jags or Komp to start??? 4 mins.....

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  18. fantasyroller
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Torres against Norwich or Rooney against Aresnal? Torres!

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  19. Dai Chicken Pie
    15 years, 1 month ago

    I'm a gambling man. Torres captain. so help me god.

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  20. Epicfail FC
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Begovic (Ruddy)
    Bosingwa Simpson De Laet (Gabbidon Brown)
    Nani Malouda Cleverley Hoolahan (N.Dyer – 1st on bench)
    Torres Suarez (C) Rooney (V)

    Any comments? :p

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  21. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    15 years, 1 month ago

    anyone who changed their team based on early team news is technically a cheat 😉

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      15 years, 1 month ago

      say hello to my starting 11 herd

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  22. wHiPpiNG_BoYs
    15 years, 1 month ago

    who to captain torres or rooney?????

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    1. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I got burnt of torres last week although you'll often find in this game if you ride things out they usually come off in long run. I've gone rooney though, ha ha!

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      1. fantasyroller
        15 years, 1 month ago

        torres for sure, its his time

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      2. wHiPpiNG_BoYs
        15 years, 1 month ago

        haha i know hes a tool....bollox to it just changed captain from rooney to torres!!! last chance for him

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    2. Pablitto
      15 years, 1 month ago

      rooo

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  23. Tangerine Army XI
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Wolves: Hennessy, Stearman, Henry, Fletcher, Ward, Hunt, Johnson, Berra, Jarvis, O'Hara, Doyle.

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  24. nedfoo
    15 years, 1 month ago

    still no news on timmy cahill?

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  25. Randy_Marsh
    15 years, 1 month ago

    nani out for silva?

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  26. Sir Jose Wenger returns
    15 years, 1 month ago

    What is the likelihood that Rooney and Suarez will score the same number of points this week and this captain dilemma will be all for nothing?

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Exceptionally high! 😉

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  27. Demí
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Rooney (C) is DENCH!!

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    1. Leysh
      15 years, 1 month ago

      absolutely dench

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      15 years, 1 month ago

      i hope dench is good, cos i've captained mr follicle

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  28. Tangerine Army XI
    15 years, 1 month ago

    VILLA: Given, Herd, Collins, Dunne, Warnock, Petrov, Delph, N'Zogbia, Agbonlahor, Bent, Heskey.

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Demi already done it! 😉

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    2. Back on the horse
      15 years, 1 month ago

      don't follow the Herd...

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  29. jezstatham
    15 years, 1 month ago

    thanks alonso i just got jarvis out on the strength of your post.didnt have time to check as only just got back

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Haha you douche.

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    2. Jordan.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      15 years, 1 month ago

      he wants barring absolute prick is alonso 14

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    3. CatMac
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Rule 1 of FFS - ignore Alonso14. Only reliable team news sources are Demi and Locarno

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      1. Cheggers
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Whoa whoa whoa.

        Add SuperDunny to that list

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        1. CatMac
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Sorry Cheggers, plus SuperDunny 😳

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