[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Back to Back Ballacks
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    Saturdayiest

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    1. super zlatan
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      🙂

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    2. Menly
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      Hehe 🙂

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    3. Jukesy
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      +1

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  2. THE SQUARE ONE
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    Ba Ba Ba have you any wool? No sir, No sir no goal you fool 😛

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    1. pukey
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      Did you leave out black sheep incase there were any shouts of racism 😀

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      1. THE SQUARE ONE
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        😉 Nothing against Ba though great player. Just wanted to make something that rhyme for fun lol.

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      2. Manamongst
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        get a grip...

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        1. THE SQUARE ONE
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          Take it easy mate, just some banter.

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  3. Kiss the Badge!!
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    just got back in and saw the scores today and that Ba hadn't scored. Now looking forward to all those people who gave him the armband to complain!

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  4. Clintymints
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    Mata isn't as tanned as you might expect

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    1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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      He looks more irish than spanish tbf

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      1. Clintymints
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        i wish he was 🙁

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        1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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          Would he get on in front of super keith andrews? I dont think so 🙂

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  5. Tangerine Army XI
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    Baines (c) fail
    Yakubu and Drenthe in for a hit for Ramsey and Morison fail

    Gah

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    1. OPTA FPL
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      Yahuku is rubbish

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      1. Clintymints
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        yes he is

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        1. Bumbaclot
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          never jumped on the band wagon... yakubu is awful

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  6. The Spudgunner
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    Vorm BP’s anyone????

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    1. Mull
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      If he didn't get any last week I doubt he'll get any this week.

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      1. The Spudgunner
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        Good point I think FPL are Vormist

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      2. Manamongst
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        this was a 0-0 though...

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      3. The3rdTurd
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        There were 6 goals last week so much more competition for the bps.

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        1. Mull
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          *2

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    2. super zlatan
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      Hopefully 3.

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    3. Clintymints
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      doubt it, but he did do an awesome save... draws usually share the baps around so maybe

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    4. THE SQUARE ONE
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      Possible 1 BP, I think.

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  7. isacki: full casual
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    As a change from the Ba-bashing, just like to express my dismay at Eagles being benched and then brought on with the match already lost at 2-0 down. Anyone on the team... sorry :/ I have that 1pt too.

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    1. Menly
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      The Eagle has crash landed

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      1. Menly
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        But don't worry about man, he'll come good

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          I'm tempted to keep him for next week's fixture... but don't want to encourage anyone to join the madness this time! : o )

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  8. Dom Salahnke
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    How much did you guys get, and from whom?

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    1. Mull
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      12 from Ba(C), Simpson, Howard.

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  9. andres
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    Maybe some bp from ba... Go got a few shots on target

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    1. Alonso The Great Midfielder
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      hope so....hope also rvp and nani didnt score well as my rival has them as captain

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  10. Bumbaclot
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    not putting ba in for suarez.. success.... so far

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  11. Zod
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    The headline to this story had to be Ba humbug.

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    1. Johnny Unitas
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      Nah, wait till he draws a blank midweek and then it's perfect!

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      1. Zod
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        That would hurt.

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    2. @ImpressiveTackl
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      😆

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  12. Menly
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    I thought Ba was Senegalese

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    1. Lewis - Sky Pod
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      he is.

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    2. Cruicky
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      He is.

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  13. Johnny Unitas
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    Sturridge is owning Jones.

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    1. Menly
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      Sturridge owns in general

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  14. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    This hasnt been great so far, wigan's back 5 seems to be frustrating chelski

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    1. Johnny Unitas
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      20 minutes in only, this game will open up, and Sturridge and Mata's pace will crucify them, I still say 4-0 for this.

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      1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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        As an owner of studge + mata, i hope you're right, don't see it at the minute tho...

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    2. Dom Salahnke
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      This HAS been great so far, wigan’s back 5 seems to be frustrating chelski.

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      1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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        Haha, touche!

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    3. Hate that rotation
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      Chelsea very slow out of blocks

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  15. SC not pearls before swine
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    I wouldn't have captained studge if I knew Ramires wasn't starting. Chelsea just aren't as good without him...

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      ++

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  16. Bumbaclot
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    really hope suarez kills it tomorrow!

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  17. isacki: full casual
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    BTW, Raylor was in my team, didn't play and Naylor was my third sub after Ramsey and Wilkinson (didn't play). I played 3-4-3. Is Naylor coming in for sure? Just want to check.

    Had Vorm. That was an accident, I meant to get him out for Sorenson but overslept.

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    1. Johnny Unitas
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      Fo sho.

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    2. Lewis - Sky Pod
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      luckily for you, yes N Taylor will come in.

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    3. isacki: full casual
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      Cheers, totally lucked this. In return I will not complain about the next two occasions I get on the wrong side of FPL karma.

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  18. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    Bosingwa is a horrible, horrible footballer. Horrible.

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  19. LÖrKingMuch
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    How's Mata d'or looking so far guys?

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    1. Johnny Unitas
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      His movement has been good, but nothing too dangerous yet, Sturridge looked more dangerous on the right.

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      1. si
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        Sturridge against D Jones is a ridiculous match up. We need to get the ball to him at every opportunity. Moses is a threat.

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    2. si
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      Average. His ball retention in general is very sloppy for someone of such incredible ability. His corner kicks are poor too.

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      1. Johnny Unitas
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        Si, what's happening old bean? You need to get yourself on Twitter once and for all so I can talk movies with a like mind.

        J. Edgar - *** disappointing

        Not seen much recently, loads out over Christmas with Girl with Dragon Tattoo, We need to talk about Kevin, Tinker-Tailor etc, Mission Impossible:Ghost Protocol (which I secretly can't wait for!)

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        1. si
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          I will get myself on Twitter this weekend. Really enjoyed Source Code - 3.5 stars. I like the fact Renner and Pegg are in the new MI. Looks to have a comedic approach. Another Earth and Snow Town look good. Nice cheery Xmas films 🙂

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          1. Johnny Unitas
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            I really didn't enjoy Source Code but loved Moon so I really wanted to if you get me.

            I have same username on Twitter, look me up!

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            1. Granville
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              Saw source code last night, underwhelmed tbh.

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              1. Qubit
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                Saw it at the flicks. Really not impressed, and i usually love stuff like that. Cheap Matrix knock off.

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  20. bring_on _the_fantasy
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    im happy now i put the big C on Rooney.....although that could end up a misery as well. Only time will tell

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    1. Johnny Unitas
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      Rooney will get you something alright, rest assured.

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  21. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    Something is weird about this week….. 10 mins off to match still 0-0

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    1. Menly
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      Can you stop posting things like this. Cheers buddy

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  22. DV8R
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    Ba not likely to get any bonus points then? 🙁

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    1. Johnny Unitas
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      Nope, 4 shots off target, in the old system he might have had some for merely threatening the goal, this year, the PPI don't lie!

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  23. Corrigan
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    Walters and Drenthe too expensive too rotate?

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      Depends who your third striker is.

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    2. Johnny Unitas
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      I don't think so.

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    3. The3rdTurd
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      Drenthe has cracking fixtures over the next few weeks. I won't be rotating him with anyone. As long as he makes the starting lineup.

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  24. brianyboy 42
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    I brought Tim Cahill in for OH today, he was very ordinary. Got my hopes pinned on Ade (C) this week.

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  25. DV8R
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    So today, I turned 18...put my first ever football bet on Demba Ba to score and he draws a blank. Sad times

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    1. Menly
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      Happy birthday man!

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    2. gooner dave
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      Congratulations(on the birthday)
      Welcome to the wonderfully painful world of football betting.

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  26. THE SQUARE ONE
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    Nice strike from Romeu.

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  27. Granville
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    The article should read 'Granville's Ba day at the office and ain't I happy about it'.

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    1. Granville
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      I'm now in that unenviable situation where I want Sturridge to score but not too many.

      Sturridge v Sturridge(c)

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    2. Menly
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      I was about to have a go at you for slagging off Granville, then i realised you were Granville and so got confused

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  28. Manani
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    romeu?
    a good 5th sub for midfield?

    is he nailed on?

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  29. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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    Stupid question maybe but that last shot from Chelsea had me thinking. It was just off target but the GK saved pushed it wide. Does anyone know if that counts a shot on target and if so is it a keeper save?

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      *pushed it further wide

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    2. Johnny Unitas
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      Good question, I would say it's a shot on target if the keeper touches it, regardless of whether it is going wide, isn't the keeper part of the target effectively?

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      1. BradSK
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        Surely the keeper isn't part of the target? By that logic I'd be getting a shot on target if I hit the keeper who was standing by the corner flag.

        Only a shot on target if it was going in, regardless of whether it's saved or not IMO.

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        1. Johnny Unitas
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          If you hit the keeper by the corner flag it is either coming off his head or back, and isn't a save, or is a handball outside the box! We are talking about "saves" here, so it's not a fair comparison, I don't know though, just reckon Mark below is right.

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          1. BradSK
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            Ah right, I thought the OP was talking about shots on/off target for bonus points.

            Still not convinced that a save = shot on target, though.

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    3. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      Mark / Granville? What r the rules on this... If you are still around

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      1. Mark
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        Not sure how PA would judge it but I imagine, if a save is made, that shot is classed as on target. I'll try to query it though.

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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          Ok thanks mark.....

          If you find out please let me know, just curious

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  30. Sheep Flavour
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    86% to Chelsea...14% Wigan last 5 mins poss.

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