[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Waldaz
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Wigan men to steal bps now?

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  2. Johnny Unitas
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Remember when this Chelsea side, with almost the identical team on the pitch right now were imperious under Mourinho, and even under Grant and Hiddink for periods, awful.

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    1. moment
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      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I think that's the problem. "With the identical team" when they were all 5 years younger.

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  3. Optimus.
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    4 goals in 5 for gomez

    might make gomez my bench warmer to replace ferg

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  4. Menly
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    Haha I don't even care about Sturridge baps anymore, I'm happy Chelsea won't win 😀

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  5. Kanus hat trick
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    The Geordie's have a goal after all, well done Gomez!

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  6. iLA
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Serve AVB right for being a negative fag. Subbed in the useless Mikel, Kalou, Malouda, sit back and invite Wigan to attack the whole entire second m-effing second half..

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    1. King Eric, in America
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      +100

      Totally agree. Disgraceful tactics. Welcome back Guus.

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      1. tevezthetroll
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        That is embarrassing from AVB. Kalou is sh1te. But you bring on an attacking player for your CDM only to bring on another CDM in place of your best attacking threat. That is bad management and shouldn't be tolerated at such a big club.

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  7. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    massive odds on wigan getting the one one just before that goal

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  8. THE SQUARE ONE
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    Sturridge and Mata off... worst decision EVER.

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  9. Tim
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    they need players like mata and sturridge to win this........

    oh....

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  10. DRIZ ✅
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    HAHAHAHA U CHELSEA WAN*ERS 😀 🙂 😀

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    1. Holy See
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      Be nice Ricky.

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  11. applebonkers
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    normally give caldwell a bit of stick due to his tank-like mobility but in terms of simply defending he's done very well today

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  12. The Finnisher
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    When Lampard plays, Chelsea suck, simple.as.that.

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  13. Jinswick
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    Moses, you should have done a lot better there.

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  14. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    1-0 wigan with lampard on the pitch

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    1. Bubbles
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      loooool

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    2. AP
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      lulz.

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  15. Geriatric Unathletic
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Looking to take Dyer out for Gower. However, worried that he only played 46 mins today. Does anyone know why? Tactical or injury?

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  16. Menly
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Is Gomez a mid?

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    1. Towser44
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah 4.9mil

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    2. applebonkers
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      4.9mid on penalties. on the watchlist

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        good gravy

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        1. applebonkers
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          5th mid fodder, trouble is fixtures are terrible for a bit. gomez was always in and out the side in the past but lately watson has been completely banished whilst gomez has nailed down a spot

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            my 5th mid fodder is tiote atm

            no money to upgrade to gomez right now unfortunately

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  17. Rocky
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    worst 8 point hit ever... vermealen to baines, ramsey to o'hara who didnt play and silva to mata... oh well

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    1. Jinswick
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      good grief, that's horrible

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      1. Rocky
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        yeh and i captained baines over bale, adebayor , RVP , ba

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      who the shit takes an 8 point hit to remove verm, ramsey and silva?!!

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      1. tevezthetroll
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        Suicide management!

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          maybe just a cry for help!

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    3. brianyboy 42
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      Phew........hectic mate!

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      1. Rocky
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        on 28 with 5 to play so not really good at all haha

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    4. The Finnisher
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Surely you knew it wasn't a good 8 point hit when doing it? Maybe not..

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    5. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      O'Hara was confirmed out yesterday, was Ramsey to O'Hara really that urgent?

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      1. Rocky
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        did it early in the week to avoid ramsey dropping in price..

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    6. udit
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      ouch!!

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  18. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    well done wigan

    big point

    knew that chelsea city game was a freak result

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  19. PL Ball
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    FT. Love you Wigan 🙂

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  20. SPorting
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    that's all folks!

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  21. SPorting
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    where's CFCTOM when you need him? 😀

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    1. Mull
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      +1

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    2. applebonkers
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      no doubt he saw a penalty that we all didn't

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      1. udit
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        I saw one too, the ivanovich handball. 😆 .

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      2. King Eric, in America
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        *blinkered ref, to be certain.

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    3. King Eric, in America
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      You never need him.

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      1. udit
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        +millions.

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  22. GullyOne
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    YESSS WIGANNN

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  23. DRIZ ✅
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    http://hasandrevillasboasbeensackedyet.com/ your thoughts?

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  24. Johnny Unitas
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    What a frightening lack of ambition from Chelsea today, AVB was doing a Martin O'Neil from about 50 minutes.

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    1. ColeHole
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      And like MON, it backfired...

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  25. Ivor
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Think that was the first ever time I've found myself cheering on Wigan

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  26. Gigging Order
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    Any chance of Studge BP's from anyone who watched the game?

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    1. Demí
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      2 or 3

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      1. Johnny Unitas
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Who knows, I am hoping for at least 1 or 2 anyway. Cole was looking good for the 3 when they were 0-1 up.

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    2. moment
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      Probably gets some, maybe even 3. Wigan goal means Cashley less likely. 2 or 3 in a toss-up with Gomez, probably.

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    3. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      he was pretty quiet all game but the goal might earn him something in baps.

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    4. Gigging Order
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      Thanks all

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    5. THE SQUARE ONE
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      I gotta feeling he's gonna get only 1 BP.

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  27. Kanus hat trick
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    Quick note for AVB. It's ok to take your best players off when the game is won. At 1-0 the game is not won. Naive again!

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  28. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Wigan have looked relegation fodder all season but give them their fair dues, they've played really well the last few weeks. If they can keep their confidence they could be alright.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      they always scrape by!

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    2. Nomar
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      They won't.

      I can't see any of the current bottom 3 getting out of it, to be honest. Wolves might offer one of them a lifeline.

      Chelsea looked like they just thought they'd turn up and turn Wigan over. Following on from the City win it was a genuine case of after the Lord Mayor's show, as I said on a previous page.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        i still don;t know what that means even though you've said it twice now

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  29. SPorting
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    i can feel a Gomez 4.9M bandwagon coming on.....all aboard!

    you heard it here first.

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    1. Bubbles
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      I couldn't possibly have Moses AND Gomez...could I?! 😉

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      1. SPorting
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        cheeky punter, you!

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