[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Kanus hat trick
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    If Drogba was poor today, surely AVB must start Torres against Spurs. Giving him no game time at all is bizarre managment

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    1. Pinturicchio
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      Nope i'll start on thursday

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      1. Kanus hat trick
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        You're getting on a bit Didier, think you should have a seat on the bench and let El Nino find some form, if he doesn't then you're going to win nothing!

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        1. Epic Fail
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          Torres has had his chances. He's been poor for a long time now. How many chances does he need?

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        2. Pinturicchio
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          I'm still better than him...Torres tries too hard to impress, he should be like me and stop giving a shit

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  2. Henry Hill
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    Did Moses get an assist?

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    1. GullyOne
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      nah

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    2. applebonkers
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      was the other dread-locked man rodallega

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  3. CRAZY TRAIN
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    Time to get rid of Walters? Been quiet the last few games and Citeh up next

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
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      Home game specialist.I'd keep him not many other good options for that price. Larsson perhaps.

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      1. CRAZY TRAIN
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        Actually looking for a way in for Adam at the expense of Walters.

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    2. wayne3004
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      Bad move with upcoming fixtures. He got an assist in the last game and he's been far from quiet. He's been playing really well.

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    3. applebonkers
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      keep for the home games

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  4. 4vets
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    Today could gave been better but I still have Ade(c) to go, Could be good 🙂

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  5. Syd.
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    Anybody else captained Rooney?

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    1. CatMac
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      Yep, Sid - me 🙂

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    2. Marlen R
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      I did.

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    3. Keyzer Söze
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      Yep.

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  6. AP
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    Annoyed Studge managed to get a goal in that horror show, but you can't have it all.

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    1. 4vets
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      I'm a bit that way too but, all in all, I can't complain.

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  7. Laserface
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    How does Brunt to Drenthe Sound for next week ??

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  8. Maz
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    Anyone think Ramsey will start scoring points? Or is it time to get rid?

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    1. Kanus hat trick
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      A goal will come tomorrow

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    2. Back on the horse
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      he tries hard. he comes close. but he;s not consistent enough.

      one day but not this season

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    3. 4vets
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      I got rid for Bale this week.

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  9. Waldaz
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    So, who's gonna captain Ba over RvP?

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    1. The Finnisher
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      I

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    2. 4vets
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      Me

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    3. Back on the horse
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      I'll prob capt Ba, he sounded dangerous today... unless you count shots on target

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  10. udit
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    anyone think drenthe could bag the 1 bonus point? osman 3 and holt 2 look to be assured, but the third?

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    1. Rwilliams90
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      Ruddy made 7 saves, not sure how much that means?

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      1. Jukesy
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        Pretty much nothing..

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      2. Scroobius Mac
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        See Vorm last week - unless Ruddy's distribution was great - not a lot.

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    2. Elniñorules
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      morison? or someone else.

      def not drenthe. assists barely have any weight. plus he doesn't have much gametime to go with it.

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      1. udit
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        3rd best influence, couple of shots on target as well i think.

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          2 on target, 1 off from what I saw.

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          1. udit
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            correct.

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    3. Scroobius Mac
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      I'd be pleasantly surprised but not expecting it.

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      1. udit
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        hmm, neither was I, but had a look at the numbers, 2nd best ict, 2nd best influence, assist, holt will probably snatch the second but lets keep our fingers crossed for dr. dre getting the 3rd

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  11. Indalo
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    This is how my 8 point hit is working out so far

    Sczeney: - Vorm: 7
    Ramires: 0 Nani:
    Sess: - Gower: 1

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    1. thegame
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      that could out nicely if main delivers

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      1. Indalo
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        fingers crossed 🙂

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        1. thegame
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          I did Ben Arfa for cleverley this week....thankfully Simpson was first sub

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      2. thegame
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        nani*

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  12. The Finnisher
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    C'mon Adebayor, Bale, RVP, Silva, Nani, Enrique and Vermaelen, save my gameweek! 🙂

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    1. Indalo
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      I have the first five of them so hoping for the same 🙂

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    2. ktk_interista
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      ba ur captain?

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      1. The Finnisher
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        Nope, much better, Mata 🙂

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        1. Menly
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          1 point better 😀

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    3. Dynamic
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      I have the first six + Jones and Smalling, C'mon! 😀

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    4. Mr Smith
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      Exactly the same players, exactly the same requirement

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  13. ★FC Borecelona★
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    20 (-4) points with 3 players playing today. Not bad

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  14. Dynamic
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    A or B?

    A) P.Jones + Moses/Gower/Gomez
    B) Simpson + Walters

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  15. DRIZ ✅
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    POOR POOR CHELSEA AWH 😉 😀 🙂

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  16. Hybrid.power
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    Come on Adebayor captain!!

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    1. Indalo
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      +10000

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  17. Demí
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    Diame is quality

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  18. AP
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    Think my Chelsea 5th preado is coming along swimmingly. Just need Spurs and Arsenal to maintain their form, and for Roman not to sack AVB.

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    1. Scroobius Mac
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      If RVP stays fit they are the 5th best team in the league right now.

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      1. AP
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        Stays fit, or doesn't get sold to Citeeeeeh.

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      is someone who makes a preado a preadofile?

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    3. Pinturicchio
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      Hope you didn't put money on that

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  19. Menly
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    Anyone interested by Gomez as a cheapie on pens? Doing better than Eagles and Sess!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      hard couple of games coming up though bernard

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  20. DRIZ ✅
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    AVB u gotta go mate. keeping torres on the bench just gets ridiculous by the day.

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  21. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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    I'm of course one of the masses cursing the fact that they captained Ba. This week was just all about the captains, and mine failed.

    Lot of Sturridge captaininers, and good on you lot for sure. Only problem is that im sure many people captained, Nani, Rooney, Aguero, Bale, Adebayor , and Van Persie.

    And you know, as bad as this week looks like it will be: I think its gonna be ok. Hopefully the captains are so spread out that no one benefits too much, Seriously: I can't even remember a week with this many captains candidates. Sturridge, Mata, Baines, and Ba plus those 6 make 10 that were legitimate. 3 of those 10 have failed. If 3 more fail, I won't be too upset. A missed opportunity for sure, but I'm not as upset as I would be had it been a 50/50 captains choice.

    Hopefully I don't regret all this too badly.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      baines was never a candidate!

      not having that

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      1. The Finnisher
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        Quite a few on here captained him.
        What do you mean 'not having that' ha 🙄

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          i can never consider someone classed as a defender as a captain

          unless the snow wreaks havoc and calls off 9 out of 10 games and my only player left in my team is a defender of course

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      2. Demí
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        +1

        Basically just hoping for a goal or assist. Norwich score every game.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          and everton ain't exactly scoring lots

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    2. Keyzer Söze
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      Ba got his chances but failed to score.
      I captained Rooney, am hoping for the best

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    3. Back on the horse
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      I had it on Roonster all week, and changed to Ba today. Hope the R-dog doesnt rip it up

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  22. 4vets
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    So, Baines has one more week otherwise I will be welcoming The Verm into my team. Looking forward to the points or the extra cash 🙂

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    1. Scroobius Mac
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      Yeah same. The Everton DGW could be a 4 point return anyway.

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    2. CRAZY TRAIN
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      +1

      Was planning to bring Verm in for Baines for gw18 anyway

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      1. 4vets
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        Just looked at it again and thay makes sense. Baines can score a brace and he'll still be out.

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    3. Bubbles
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      Baines can score a hat-trick for all I care, he's still out after the Swansea game. Use the cash to get Rooney in I think.

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    4. Stevomill
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      +1

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  23. Declan-
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    17 points with Jones, Evans, Verm, Silva, Bale, Nani, Vdv and rvp to play. Happy enough but i shouldn't have captained the yak

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  24. DRIZ ✅
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    http://hasandrevillasboasbeensackedyet.com/ - closing down soon.

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  25. udit
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    I'm pretty sure krul will get bps, no saves and almost the same distribution as chesney last week, anyway here's hoping 😉

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  26. Dynamic
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    How many points have people got today and how many to play? I've done OK.

    12 with Enrique, Jones, Smalling, Nani, Bale, Silva, RVP & Adebayor to play.

    What about you guys?

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    1. 4vets
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      Team is linked... -4pts. I'm not unhappy.

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    2. Declan-
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      17 with Jones, Evans, Verm, Silva, Bale, Nani, Vdv and rvp to play.

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  27. DRIZ ✅
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    CHELSEA FANS SPEAK UP ABOUT THE PERFORMANCE DONT JUST READ THE BOARDS 😀

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      bunkered

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    2. Bsal
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      fking idiots why did he sub mata n sturridge god dammit

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  28. Bsal
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    33 with nani bale rvp vermalean bae to go...i guess sturridge will get his 3 bp which would give me extra 6..any chances for brunt etherington n vorm for their bps?

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  29. Podge
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    LOL
    "Ireland is like a plum pudding, it's brown and damp and it only comes to life when you cover it in alcohol and set it on fire"

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      hahaha

      where is that from?

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      1. Podge
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        some comedy show ad I just seen on RTE

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  30. Laserface
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    Went with mata myself .. Took a hit to bring him in,,bad move 😐

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    1. DRIZ ✅
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      yea hes pretty sh*t away if you looked at his previous away games.

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