[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Bye bye Ba i will never captain you again this season........

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    1. drughi
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      i know the feeling, had suarez twice ending up with 4 points

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      1. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        You had cap him twice i have done once only...... 🙂

        cheers mate

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    2. DV8R
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      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Ba-ndwagon fail.. I should have gone for Adebayor!

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      1. si
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I have captained Adebayor twice. QPR (h) and Bolton (h). Both games Spurs were rampant. Both games returned me 4 points. And about the only time he has not scored or assisted! I feel I have doomed his output tomorrow!

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    3. Waldaz
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Is he getting the ball?

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      1. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        N a just got 3 min from 90 min in total....

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  2. Manani
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    wigan is playing quite good atm, didn't expect that

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  3. isacki: full casual
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Is the next Scoutcast going to be called 'Vorm' as well?

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    1. Back to Back Ballacks
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      no - EAGLES apparently

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        'COYLE'?

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  4. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Wigan looking pretty impressive actually!

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  5. Johnny Unitas
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Hmmm, Mata could be making way for Malouda at some point if he keeps being wasteful.

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  6. DV8R
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    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Is Huth worth getting? Isn't he on free kicks now?

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    1. Scroobius Mac
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      He's a bit like Alex/Kaboul isn't he? Takes one in a blue moon. Not worth the price tag for me.

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    2. CRAZY TRAIN
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      i'm tempted, he's showing the form of last season.

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    3. Fancy Feet
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      He is worth it, I am getting him for Kompany after the city game

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      1. DV8R
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I am considering that move too

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  7. Back to Back Ballacks
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Wigan playing some good passing stuff, fancy a goal for Chelsea in next 5 min tho,,,cmon MATA you little beauty.

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  8. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone heard that on sky sports Torres going in Man United this winter..... 🙂

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  9. drughi
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    thought chelsea would hammer wigan but this will be at tops 2-0. Just hope that sturridge will be involved

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  10. isacki: full casual
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Wigan have made a storming start, pressing extremely well, great defence shape. Maybe it won't be just a Ba day at the office but a Mata of disappointment!

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  11. CRAZY TRAIN
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Baines is turning out to be another Suarez for me. Totally flattering to deceive so far. Question is do i keep him for another week or sell?

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    1. moment
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Everton have a DGW and with Donovan and SUPERROYSTON they should be a lot better side. You've kept him this far.

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      1. CRAZY TRAIN
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        yes, he's just so friggin frustrating. Tempted to do walters > Drenthe actually

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  12. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Moses skillzzzz

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  13. Johnny Unitas
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Batman really flapped at that corner, I wonder is hard to play in that mask?

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  14. AdamJohnson4ENGLAND
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Moses looks a decent player, dangerous infact! Shame he's in a poor team...

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    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Might actually get him in the Jan WC to free up some cash

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Careful ... 😉

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  15. Anderson-son-son7
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Chelsea not committing men into the box. No point having someone like Drogba in there if they are able to put 2/3 men on him. Final ball getting gobbled up easily every time.

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  16. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Never mind van Persie - what about Rooney and Adebayor ... ?

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  17. cechmate
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Chelsea very lacklustre

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  18. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Not seeing much of sturridge

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  19. Egg noodle
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Wigan 'THE FORTRESS' Athletic.

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  20. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    So next week cap naannnnnniiiiiiiiii

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    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      *Ba

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  21. ktk_interista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    I hope rvp and ade stay quiet and vdv and nani score loads now that ba (c) failed. I have to admit ba (c) was too tempting to ignore. Statistics were on his side I'd do it again

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    1. Jafalad
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Pointswise maybe but if you look at the last 6 gameweek data it suggest Ade is getting more opportunities to score:

      Ade 31 shots/19 on target

      Ba 18/11

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      1. udit
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        yes, regarding that I think 10 shots/ 9 on target came in one match so, exclude that and you have 21/ 10

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        1. Jafalad
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          Haha...you can not be that selective! 😉

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  22. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Hmmm - no Ramires ... is he injured?

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    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      rested for spurs game..on 4 yellows 😉

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    2. si
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Minor knock apparently. Translates as "4 yellow cards and Spurs next week"

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Ah - cheers, guys! 😀

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  23. Nomar
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Playing Hennessey instead of Vorm = FAIL

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    1. hellothere23
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      +1
      Vorm and Ntaylor on bench 🙁

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      1. DV8R
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Golden rule: Play Vorm every game.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          I don't ... 😕

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        2. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Thats what I vowed but then I broke my own rule.

          Vorm and Naylor on bench for me too. Oh well, least I never captained Ba!

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    2. Scroobius Mac
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      My league leader had Al-Habsi and Given. He did Al-habsi to Hennessey. I dont understand why.

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      1. Chris_White
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        lol

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    3. hellothere23
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      are you gonna play Hennessey or Vorm for next GW?

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  24. Johnny Unitas
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    How come the DW can never get the pitch right? Too cheap?

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    1. BradSK
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Rugby = Football pitch death

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  25. DV8R
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    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    My 2 free transfers for next gameweek

    VDV -> Nani
    Brown -> Caulker

    Looks good?

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    1. liamhennessy
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      keep one

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  26. cechmate
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    No movement from the Chelsea midfield at all. Really missing Ramires buzzing around. So easy for Wigan at the minute.

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  27. Corrigan
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Fulham are trojans at home and are a great source of CSs. Will Baird become nailed on?

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    1. Hate that rotation
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Last season they were amongst highest CS teams. Think they had 13 CS.

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      1. DV8R
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        If Senderos is nailed on, I'll consider bringing him in

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    2. cechmate
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Too much rotation in that defence unfortunately

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  28. Hate that rotation
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    first f*cking chance created. 37min

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  29. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    Moses is great i see him first time this season playing......

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  30. Waldaz
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Just noticed the title, well played. 🙂

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