[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Matakuko
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    Come on Mata (C)

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  2. isacki: full casual
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    This is gonna be a feckin low scoring gameweek. Average score? I reckon 30.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      I should wait and see what Rooney does, first ... 🙂

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    2. Smarty Pants
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      It depends mostly on tomorrow's games. Say, 4:4 in the City - Gooners match, and the average score is over 50...

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    3. Gnu
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      How can you possibly predict that with 4 1/2 games to go including both Man's Spurs Arsenal and Liverpool still to play!

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    4. Waldaz
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      The big boys are still to come.

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    5. Holy See
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      More like 20 I reckon. Vorm captain wouldn't have been the worst, again. Drenthe on bench for me. Still, he's alive, he's alive!

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    6. isacki: full casual
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      Love it! Yes the big boys are still to come. But wait, we frisked the fixtures already and there were doubts over them all. That doesn't change. MCI - ARS could be another tight contest, QPR - MUN is unlikely to be a rollover as QPR haven't been exactly thrashed at home and beat Chelsea and narrowly lost to City, LIV - AVL is almost like the two most ineffectual attacks in the PL put together, and even TOT - SUN has the threat of the MON effect.

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  3. AP
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    Moses is definitely Wigans best player though eh? Shame he's got such rot around him. Sammon???!

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    1. Mull
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      Sammon was really good vs Sunderland but has been crap so far.

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    2. Menly
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      Al habsi can be great, but has a terrible defense in front of him

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      1. Hate that rotation
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        Im hoping he spills something.

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  4. Holy See
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    Wigan haven't been completely useless, what's goin on? They'll still lose I suspect. ESPN have employed Keown, twits. Ba 2points, think this may have been predicted by someone posting here. I'm done. Chianti there now please!

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      1. Holy See
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        I shall mainly be enjoying Piccini 2008 Riserva this evening, the bottle will not see the morrow. Well..the bottle may..the contents shall not!

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        yo doos... link me up to some nice rose for under a tenner?

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  5. Hybrid.power
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    Adebayor captain never looked so well. Come on you hero!

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    1. brianyboy 42
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      +1

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  6. Retro
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    So, Ba captain plus Vorm bring in 11 points. That's not TOO bad, right? That's the equivalent of Ba scoring a goal, getting a yellow, no bonus under the old system and your goalie doing, I dunno, whatever goalies do to score zero.

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    1. Scroobius Mac
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      Having Ba score twice without a save made?

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    2. Jinswick
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      You sound like a glass half full kinda guy....

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  7. Jinswick
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    B2B - how'd ya like them apples?.... 😉

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  8. Johnny Unitas
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    What a goal from Ruiz today, amazing flick under pressure.

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    1. McEwan
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      I think he will be a good option when fulhams fixtures ease up. He has sunk in price, will be a good option at some stage

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    2. Corrigan
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      another Butt feeling

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  9. McEwan
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    If Evans is going to be a rotation risk, tomorrow will be the ideal game for the lad to sit out! God damn free transfer that needed to be used!

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  10. gravless
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    Chelsea breaking my heart - again.

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    1. Mull
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      Mata is on to score a point more than Ba though so at least you're winning.

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      1. Mull
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        😳 Thought you captained Mata.

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    2. Menly
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      Same. Did ya captain Danny?

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      1. gravless
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        Yep - last minute change from Mata

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    3. Retro
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      How can you be so right about Swansea and so wrong about Chelsea!!

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      1. gravless
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        Dunno

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          Gotta give you credit Katie, you said the Swans defence wasn't bad away. Now their away goals conceded record for the entire season is terrible, second bottom or something, but they were awesome today and you nailed their current defending. They're clearly learning fast.

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          1. isacki: full casual
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            I did play Vorm and Naylor too so ultra grateful, especially as I totally lucked it and didn't intend to play either - played Vorm cos Schwarzer injured, Naylor was my THIRD SUB!

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            1. gravless
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              I played Krul 🙂

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              1. isacki: full casual
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                Ahhhh, lucky you, imagine if Toon had conceded to your team and your team kept a CS!

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    4. Keyzer Söze
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      Lampard and Romeu should go off. They have offered nothing in the 1st half Ramires and Torres on.
      We both need those Mata points!

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    5. Bubbles
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      They sure are. This is all set up for another RVP hat-trick tomorrow, Katie. 😥

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      1. gravless
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        If that happens - then it's 257 transfers time. 😆

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        1. Bubbles
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          😆 I thought that RVP out would be heroic, gonna need quite the second half here!

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          1. gravless
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            I'm not fussed about not having his points over the xmas period, it's just that if he goes beserk then his price will go up even more.

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  11. Jinswick
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    I'm all on my own here, but a 1-0 Wigan (Terry o.g) would be lurrrvely.....

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    1. McEwan
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      terry would probably still pick up the 3 baps

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    2. Back to Back Ballacks
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      u have me on the ropes,,GRRRRR

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      1. Jinswick
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        Feeling very lucky so far - was very worried about Baines, Ba(c), Mata and Studge.....

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        1. Back to Back Ballacks
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          i dont have studge, Basically i need mata , Adam or Richards to go mad and ade to do nowt,,,im FOOKED! , im took a hit aswell. Cmon the cup magic!

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    3. Oliver Reed
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      id love that 🙂

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  12. Towser44
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    Pleased with Chelsea score so far. Resisted temptation to bring in Chelsea coverage, so please let it continue! Oh and a good performance tomorrow please RVP as I captained you over Roonpig and Ade!!

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    1. McEwan
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      Good luck with the RVP captain! Did you sleep through the deadline? lol

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      1. Towser44
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        Thoughts of Chelsea match where I didn't captain him! Took it off Ade at 11am.

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        1. McEwan
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          I hope your right pal. Need the points to crank up

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          1. Towser44
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            City never keep clean sheets, so if Arsenal score it's bound to be RVP 🙂

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Great front line ... wrong captain ... imo! 😀

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  13. Smarty Pants
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    Is anyone considering captaining Ba next week? Or Van Persie playing against Villa in Birmingham is good enough to forget about captain choice again?

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    1. Mull
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Ba captain next week.

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    2. Hate that rotation
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      RVP for me. Stick to the tried and tested.

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      1. Mull
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        Ba(C) will be a big differential next week.

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        1. Hate that rotation
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          I get that but RVP is just RVP.

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    3. gravless
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      Next week IS the time to captain him

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    4. Cruicky
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      Either Ba vs. WBA or Silva vs. Stoke (without captain ShawX).

      RVP maybe but Villa are very defensive and can't see Arsenal scoring more than 2.

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    5. Corrigan
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      Ba is a machine. But today he faced the Vorminator, a machine even more powerful.

      A captain oversight, that is all.

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      1. Smarty Pants
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        Foster ain't bad either and he can be a saving machine too on a good day. West Brom's defense is just generally weaker than the Swansea's one.

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    6. Waldaz
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      Seriously considering Ba, a little punt before going back to the RvP road...

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  14. F.C. Träumerinnen
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    Come on Bale!

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    1. Mull
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      Come back tomorrow.

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      1. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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        ... with a different gravatar. Ugh.

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        1. Bubbles
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          😆

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        2. F.C. Träumerinnen
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          Dont you like Bayern? I do mate

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  15. Corrigan
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    Crap Saturday means there's going to be some big points drifting around tomorrow in my book.

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    1. McEwan
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      Lets hope so. I only had 4 out today so knew it would be pretty poor, but still going to lose ground so far with the way results have gone

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  16. Johnny Unitas
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    Kalou on for?????

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    1. Johnny Unitas
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      Romeu

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    2. reez80
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      romeu

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    3. Bubbles
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      Romeu.

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    4. Granville
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      Romeu

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    5. Keyzer Söze
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      Even Kalouless is much better than the so called Barcelona academy material.
      Romeu looks clueless

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    6. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      Romeu apparently

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  17. Kuqi Monster
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    Had 2 decisions to make this week - played hennessey (2) ahead of vorm (7), and drenthe (4) ahead of simpson (6) oh well, hopefully ade (c) will do me proud!

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    1. McEwan
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      Same boat with the keepers mate. Not a bad decision, just unlucky. I never seen the match but Wolves sounded decent till the stoke goal, and sounded like a lucky deflection. Hopefully you got the hennessey peno save, which evens it out a bit. Don't beat yourself up over that one

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      1. Kuqi Monster
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        hennessey peno save?!

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  18. Oliver Reed
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    the bloke who is top of my league (who doesnt know what hes doing) has dempsey 2nd sub, mwahhh

    i just need welbeck to get some game time for him to stay there..

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    1. McEwan
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      i will hope for welbeck to get a 5 min cameo if you will hope for evans to sit it out tomorrow! Deal?!

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    2. GordonGekko
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      And you're trailing behind him. Adorable. :p

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  19. Chris_White
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    kaou inn for romeu...that means mata in midfield 🙁

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  20. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    nice full on shot of a blackburn banner just then on bbc news

    "f*ck off venkys"

    ha

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  21. AP
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    KALLOOUUUUU. Playa.

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  22. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    Royston being interviewed with his baby, ahhhhhhh.

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    1. Bubbles
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      Already such a cult hero on here. Think I'm gonna bring him in this week.

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    2. moment
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      Don't let him fool you. He's not exactly a family man: http://www.whateverhappenedtoblog.co.uk/post/9625690127/royston-drenthe-badass#.Tuzi7SNSS8w

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  23. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    nice full on shot of a blackburn banner just then on bbc news

    "f*ck off venkys"

    ha!

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  24. Bazman returns
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    All day yesterday and this morning I had a feeling about Swansea. Why did I still captain Ba. Oh bah humbug!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      same here

      and i benched simpson against my better judgement

      sigh

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  25. Corrigan
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    Captain choice was so tough this week.

    It was between a wasteful Adebayor v an unpredictable Sun defence and a clinical Ba v the Vorm.

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    1. Oliver Reed
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      ive stuck with RVP, i think he'll be good for at least a goal..

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  26. eclipse
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    R.Taylor doesn't play and Romeu comes in, great. Should be allowed to bring a different player in each position, its so unrealistic not knowing details until the game starts.

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      That's what your subs are for.

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    2. Damo.
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      Bad week

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  27. yash
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    Moses is great

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  28. Towser44
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    Moses is the new Paolo Wanchope, only a lot less gangly!

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  29. Chris_White
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    VICTOR 😛

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  30. Mílanista
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    Come on Mata, bring me some points. I've got money on you too.

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