[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. oomzee
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Yessssssssssssssssssss

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  2. Gargamel
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Incredible finish there from MY CAPTAIN with his weaker foot. YES!

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    1. Corrigan
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Looks like I'm eating humble pie after slagging off Sturridge.

      To rub salt in the wound, I sold him after Wolves for Ade and now I have Mata.

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  3. Jukesy
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Talk me through it..

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Great cross field ball from Cole. Excellent first touch and bang in the back of the net... Good goal

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    2. Viper
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Ashley Cole plays diagonal ball from Left back position, Sturridge controls with left foot and fires into far corner with his right foot..

      Just about all you would need to know 🙂

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  4. Qubit
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Get in the Studgemeister!

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  5. Hate that rotation
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAMPS OFF studge scores

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  6. Hybrid.power
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Godamn bargain!!

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  7. Tim
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Oh Danny boooy danny boyy...

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  8. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    And by a complete coincidence, as soon as lamps goes off the pitch, chelsea score 😉

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  9. Granville
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Top class finish.

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  10. isacki: full casual
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Studge (C) YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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  11. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    should have cap sturridge

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    1. Epic Fail
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah, it's always best to captain the players that bring the points in, that goes without saying...

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  12. Menly
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Sturridge scores against Liverpool, Wolves and assists twice against city, and now... well we'll have to wait and see 🙂

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    1. Menly
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Haha I spoke too soon!

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        I take it you're playing him. He just doesn't let me down right now!

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        1. Menly
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          Not only playing but captaining 🙂

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          1. isacki: full casual
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            14 years, 3 months ago

            DITTOOOOOOOO!

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            1. isacki: full casual
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              14 years, 3 months ago

              Great minds...

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              1. Menly
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                14 years, 3 months ago

                Obviously. Eagles doesn't even matter any more!

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                1. isacki: full casual
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                  14 years, 3 months ago

                  Yeah. We shall ignore that counterexample to great minds think alike ... 😀

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  13. Says
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    I said yesterday I fancied Studge over Ba or Yak long term.

    Good player on good team > good player on mid-table team.

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    1. moment
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      I've resisted Ba or Yak for precisely that reason. RVP Barndoor Studge for the rest of the season I think.

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      1. Says
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Those are my three. Ade might be swapped out at some point, but no real contenders yet, maybe for Drogs after ACON if Chelsea are in good form.

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  14. Grimes
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    I don't know how Sturridge is still only in 12% of teams.

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    1. Mull
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Ba to Studge will be a popular transfer this week.

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      1. Jinswick
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Suarez -> Studge for me if he gets banned....

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      2. Chris_White
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        yea all those naive people who dont care that ba has the way easier fixture 😉 im waiting two weeks..

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        1. Says
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          Fixtures are over-rated

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    2. Scroobius Mac
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Thats up 4%ish in the past week.

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      1. Grimes
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        That's even more surprising. Not the rise - but that it was so low before this week. He's a frigging bargain.

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    3. Viper
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Will be in my team after next gameweek

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  15. isacki: full casual
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Sturridge's finish was Van Persie-esque. Simple. Textbook. Beautiful.

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  16. The Bandit
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Does that count as a Lampard assist? 😀

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      No, because if Lampard retired he'd then be the FPL top scorer

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    2. gravless
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      Very good WR

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      1. The Bandit
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Good call on Ba...

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  17. CRAZY TRAIN
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Sturridge - you beauty

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  18. Viper
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Its time for Sturridge in! He's consistent and playing for Chelsea, could be a must have!

    Yakubu -> Sturridge after next gwk it is

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    1. Dale Cooper
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      The right time was at least like 3-4 weeks ago.

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      1. Viper
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Nah, he has good fixtures and is still cheap.. Its not a bandwagon its just logical it seems..

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        1. Dale Cooper
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          Of course it is. Better later than never.

          But it was obvious that Sturridge must be considered a great value for money once he had been guaranteed a starting role.

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    2. Hate that rotation
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      what took you so long? 🙂

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      1. Viper
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Was sure I had a couple of gem in Bendtner and now Yak so held fire! 😀

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  19. Fancy Feet
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    So Lampard leaves the field for 5 secs and Chelsea scores hahahahahah well that sums it up for Lamps

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  20. Hybrid.power
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    I wish I could dance that good...

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  21. berttbert
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    A mata assist and i'd be thrilled

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  22. CarelessGenius©
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    About fookin' time Studge....

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  23. Menly
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    There's me captain 😀

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  24. Qubit
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    To be honest AVB should try playing Sturridge where he really wants to play, as an out and out striker.

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    1. Granville
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      I could only see that happening if they play a 4-4-2

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    2. Scroobius Mac
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Why? He gets results as a RW. That said he may get a few starts there when Drogs is off to ACON.

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  25. shite_factor
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Hopefully Sturr will put 2 more away.

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  26. Cruicky
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Class finish, poor celebration.

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    1. Demí
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Worse than Bale's

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      1. Cruicky
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Bazinga!?

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  27. Tim
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Come on Mata (c)

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    1. Dai Chicken Pie
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      he is coming off! FFS!"

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    2. Anderson-son-son7
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      he has about a minute to get you a goal

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    3. moment
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Slightly concerned he might be about to come off for Mikel. Gets the CS point I suppose.

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  28. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Mata about to come off.

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  29. Bubbles
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Balls, mata is about to come off apparently.

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    1. moment
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      (c) fail. thank god for SuperVorm and Studge. 19 from 3's ok I suppose.

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      1. Grimes
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        I captained Baines. Still, 17 from 3 for me is fairly satisfying

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  30. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Oh well that's it 1-0 mikel's coming on

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