[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Menly
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Not a single person in any of my leagues has him. Cracking differential 😉

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      You could only be talking about Studge...

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  2. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Mata off 🙁

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  3. THE SQUARE ONE
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Mate off for Mikel.

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  4. AP
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Mata off! Wowzers.

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    1. CRAZY TRAIN
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Was worried he' was gonna tear it up this gw too. Would have captained him if I had him (which I don't)

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  5. Johnny Unitas
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Ouch for Mata owners, nearly went for him this week.

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  6. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    did not know this about drenthe:

    "he is nephew to ex-Ajax, Juventus and Barcelona midfielder Edgar ‘The Pitbull’ Davids"

    and this is the playboy bunny he smashed while his wife was pregnant with his second child:

    http://s11.lucyphotos.com/images/orig/h/x/hxkt491v13uktk9k.jpg

    tut tut

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    1. Says
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Link is NSFW btw

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  7. Waldaz
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Cheerio Mata.

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  8. CarelessGenius©
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Studge is the reason Torres' English holiday is over......

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  9. Mull
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    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Mata to Nani
    and
    Welbeck to Studge.

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      So it begins

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      1. Mull
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        I'm only joking.

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    2. Keyzer Söze
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Very frustrating is n't it. Luckily I did n't captain him.
      I hope Rooney does good tomorrow

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  10. PFOR
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Impressive Tackle around?

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    1. arfa
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      dont say that in the pub

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        he's in my boxers

        wanna peek?

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    2. Viper
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I have..

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  11. Hate that rotation
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Ahhhhh sh*t. But atleast studge(c) still playing.

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  12. Mílanista
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    FFS 3 points for Mata.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      better than ba's 2!

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    2. moment
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      In my case 6, but I take your point.

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  13. Jinswick
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Assuming Suarez gets banned this week, best replacement to bring in? I have 9.3m and RVP & Ade as the other 2. Although not a great fixture this week, was thinking of bringing in Studge due to Ba's fixtures getting tough after GW17...thoughts?

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    1. Viper
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Adebayor!!

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      1. Jinswick
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        try again.... 😉

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        1. Viper
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Ah yes! 😀

          Demba Ba? bag the spare change?

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          1. Jinswick
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            14 years, 3 months ago

            He's the obvious one for this week's fixtures, but after that he has some toughies....swaying towards Studge - his get very good after this week...

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            1. Viper
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              14 years, 3 months ago

              For some strange reason, I thought I read RVP & Sturridge! In that case go with Sturridge! hence why I said Ade! haha

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  14. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Having Nani as a captain has never looked better

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  15. The Spudgunner
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Unlucky Mata you'll do better son.

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  16. applemanthai
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    As a Mata of fact you are Juan tosser!

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  17. The Bandit
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Shaping up to be a week of Capt fails....

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    1. Hate that rotation
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      It was till studge scored. RVP will score.

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  18. Cruicky
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    So who did Silva to Mata??

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    1. Dai Chicken Pie
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      me, late last night, pissed up. Its was idiotic.

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  19. isacki: full casual
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Very surprising to see Mata taken off now for not very good Mikel - and very relieved not to take a hit to bring him in.

    Commentator just suggested Mikel was brought on as holding mid to release Lampard and Meireles. Owners, look out to see if he's right...

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    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Plenty of games coming up , should start midweek now

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Yep nailed, I'm sure it's an in-game tactical change that also happens to be an opportunity to rest him. Should get a near-full match against Spurs.

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  20. Keyzer Söze
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    I took a 4 point hit to bring in Mata. This is why I never like owning Chelsea players, a bunch of overpriced players who offer little in return unless you own Sturridge who is excellent. Bad week for me, 18 points with 4 players and I have 11 points sitting on the bench. All my hopes rest on Rooney(c) on Sunday

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    1. Mull
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      15 points with 4 players. I brought Mata in for a hit also, not looking good.

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    2. Towser44
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      4 players left to play?

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      1. Mull
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        He means from 4.

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        1. Towser44
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          What's bad about 18 points from 4 then? I only got 16 and that was with 2 clean sheets!

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          1. Keyzer Söze
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            14 years, 3 months ago

            Nothing. But having 11 points sitting on the bench
            and taking a 4 point hit for Mata does n't feel good

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            1. Dai Chicken Pie
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              14 years, 3 months ago

              Incase it helps, I took an 8 point hit and captained him

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              1. Keyzer Söze
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 3 months ago

                Ouch! I have my own rule, never captain players who you took a hit to bring them in. not that it helps now..

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      2. Keyzer Söze
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        7 players left,Bale, Rooney(C),RVP,Silva,BAE,Jones and Richards I had Brunt and Caulker on the bench with 11 points

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  21. Towser44
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    I want Sturridge, but would need Ade, RVP or Roonpig to miss a few games though before I could bring myself to hit the button 🙁

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  22. Kanus hat trick
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    AVB loves subbing Mata, hope it bites him in the bum this time

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    1. Dai Chicken Pie
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      +1

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      1. Keyzer Söze
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        I hope he gets fired because of his continuing snub of Torres and always subbing Mata. Abromovich loves his expensive acquisitions to play.

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  23. Manani
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    the 4 major decisions i made last GW, half of them failed:

    1. captaining ba
    2. bringing in mata for silva

    ffs!!!!

    3.bringing in nani (probably solid 2 pts.)
    4. bringing in sturridge for augero

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  24. GullyOne
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Damn Stug > Ba didnt pay off 🙁

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    1. Bubbles
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Why would you take Sturridge out before Wigan?!

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      1. Qubit
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Sounds like Ba-fever unfortunately. Bad case.

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    2. Johnny Unitas
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Wow, that was a crazy move, Sturridge was equally on form and playing against Wigan.

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  25. CarelessGenius©
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Took a 4 pointer for Studge and Naan bread......could be a sound investment....

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  26. Mr Sarcastic
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Tell me it's not worth to do ba => sturridge yet.
    Plan was/is to do it gw17, but hate this situation when all my rivals has him and I've got ba.

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    1. Mr Sarcastic
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      * gw18..

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  27. Leaf
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    No minutes again today for Ben Arfa is he injured or just out of favour
    Maybe gets a game midweek

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    1. Dai Chicken Pie
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      out of favour it seems, which is a bit weird as he played really well in recent weeks

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  28. Jinswick
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Come on Wigan...

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  29. Corrigan
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Great, the reason I fast-tracked Mata into my team was this fixture. He's gonna be one of those plauers who I keep for weeks, then sell, then he goes on a points spree.

    Can see it from a mile off, but only after I've bought him!

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    1. Dai Chicken Pie
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      I know exactly what you mean

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