[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. CRAZY TRAIN
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    Clutching at straws I know but.....any chance of any Baines bp's this week?

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    1. Optimus.
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      more chance of torres bps

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      1. CRAZY TRAIN
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        lol ok

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    2. udit
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      perhaps, his ICT score is decent.

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      1. CRAZY TRAIN
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        One can live in hope! Seriously regretting not caping Sturridge now though 🙁

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  2. Tim
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    Failed captians dropping away one by one.

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    1. Hate that rotation
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      Lol eventually there will be RVP left and he will hit a brace.

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      1. Johnny Unitas
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        A good few must have captained Studge.

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  3. The Finnisher
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    Mata (c) ahhh..
    Least it beats Ba's 2 🙂

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    1. CRAZY TRAIN
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      I had Baines 🙁

      Ba's 2 pts has lessened the blow a little though

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  4. The Bandit
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    Terry down and out....

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    1. Towser44
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      Doesn't look good from his reaction 🙁

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      1. The Bandit
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        Drama Queen.... 🙄

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        1. moment
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          Yeah he's fine. Wasted a few minutes. Nice job JT.

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  5. UnderstandablyDistraught
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    Studge good for 3baps so far?

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    1. Hate that rotation
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      I hope so. Terry has a knack of stealing bps when chelsea CS.

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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        that was my thought too

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  6. moment
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    JT looks knacked.

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    1. CarelessGenius©
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      He's no spring chicken...

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  7. CarelessGenius©
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    20 mins for another one Danny boy....

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  8. MJ6987
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    Most popular transfer over the next few days.....

    Ba > Sturridge

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    1. Bubbles
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      Ba will probably be my captain next week. Madness to take him out given the fixture, but many sure will.

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      1. The Finnisher
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        +1.
        Last 3 scores after scoring 2 - 17, 17 and 12.

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          Ha, nice stat!

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    2. SPorting
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      with WBA coming up next?

      not bloomin' likely!

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      1. MJ6987
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        Didn't say it was logical

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        1. SPorting
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          ah, that would have been the logical answer

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    3. Waldaz
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      WBA at home > Tottenham away, good.

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    4. CarelessGenius©
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      Especially after spurs game.....Chelsea have sweet fixtures then...

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    5. Cruicky
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      I'm doing it GW19 - after Newcastle's game at Bolton, they have Liverpool, Utd then Ba's off to ACON.

      Can't see it with Chelsea at Spurs on Thursday.

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  9. Kanus hat trick
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    Have Chelsea kept a CS with Bos in the starting XI this season? Maybe on the opening day at Stoke

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  10. JoeySamSam
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    Will this site do the usual lark, scout picks etc, for these mid week premier league games?

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    1. Jukesy
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      Said in scoutcast they probably won't for the next GW.

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      1. JoeySamSam
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        okay thanks.

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  11. isacki: full casual
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    It's pretty amazing that in a tight match, a goal for your striker might be worth 7 points (4 points + 3 BPs). If it's a mid or defender, 8 or 9! And if you captain them...

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  12. Johnny Unitas
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    The Knee Jerk - John Terry.

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    1. Jinswick
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      Bahahaha

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    2. Says
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      lol

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  13. SPorting
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    Overall leaders decision to captain VDV is looking better by the game.....

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    1. Jinswick
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      Oh dear, I ditched him this week!! Will be watching the TOT game through my fingers....

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    2. Leaf
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      Nice to have something in common with him

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  14. ktk_interista
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    Why didn't Raylor play? I hate it when I loose free in the bag points ...especially on a bad week ie ba my captain

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    1. Towser44
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      He was injured

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  15. Chris_White
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    weee the physio is in the building!!

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  16. King Eric, in America
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    Rooney (c)

    Some say 'crazy'. I say 'eccentrically inspired'.

    😀

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    1. Cruicky
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      Never sure about early kickoffs, especially at 12.

      Barton will probably kick him out of the game or something...

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  17. Dynamic
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    Do you think Sturridge will rise tonight?

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    1. CarelessGenius©
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      Is that a naughty question?

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  18. Kanus hat trick
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    This has a (deflected) Di Santo equaliser written all over it

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  19. CarelessGenius©
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    Dunno why Ba was captain poll winner.......we all know Swansea are tight.....

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    1. Kanus hat trick
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      Not on the road and they got battered today. NUFC should have won 2 or 3-0

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      1. CarelessGenius©
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        Shoulda woulda coulda....

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    2. Tim
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      not away

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    3. Mark
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      Well, as mentioned above, in terms of goals conceded, Swansea have the worst defensive record away from home in the league.

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    4. Epic Fail
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      At home...

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    5. CarelessGenius©
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      Well, it had to happen away from home sometime didn't it?

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  20. Johnny Unitas
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    Sturridge might be leaving, Malouda warming up.

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  21. Tim
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    Come on wigan...!!!

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  22. Towser44
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    Sturridge off for Malouda?

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    1. Hate that rotation
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      please no

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    2. Menly
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      Why?!

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  23. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    When will Ba go off for ACON ?

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  24. Hate that rotation
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    Now im really scared of not having VDV. Such a low scoring week.

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  25. Towser44
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    Yep, Studge off.

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    1. MJ6987
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      TFFT

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  26. Demí
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    Malouda on Sturridge off

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  27. Retro
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    Holding onto VDV this week looks like the only lifeboat in the storm. A scruffy goal or two from him will just about cancel out all the other nonsense that's going on!

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  28. PFOR
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    Sturridge off. Nice captain choice, hopefully 3 bonus.

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      +++

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  29. JoeySamSam
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    what does the 'A' in BAPS mean?

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    1. Cruicky
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      Additional.

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    2. MJ6987
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      It doesn't, its just added to create a gentle innuendo

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    3. Towser44
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      It should be RBPs (Random Bonus Points) 🙂

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    4. Retro
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      Please don't try and apply logic to the cringeworthy abbreviations used here...

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  30. Johnny Unitas
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    Better not be another week with no BP's for Sturridge, scoring the winner in a 1-0 you would think he should get 3, but who knows this year!

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    1. moment
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      RVP didn't last week remember.

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      1. Johnny Unitas
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        Yeah but he got 1 and had more changes off target, Sturridge only had the one chance I think! Fingers crossed anyway.

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    2. applebonkers
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      imagine he'll have no competition for the 3 this week. chelsea haven't had enough chances to shoot off target

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    3. Rwilliams90
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      Ashley Cole assist, clean sheet and played 90 mins.

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      1. Johnny Unitas
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        True.

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