[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
21 December 2011 2738 comments
Mark Mark
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And relax. Even before tomorrow night’s top of the bill clash at the Lane, this is no ordinary gameweek. Wednesday’s avalanche of goals and assists left us breathless at times, as United and City ruthlessly exposed opponents who simply looked out of their depth. And yet, as anticipated in yesterday’s preamble, there were cruel barbed surprises packaged amongst the night’s bounty of points.

The goals flowed, with popular Fantasy properties delivering – Nani, Sergio Aguero, Robin Van Persie, Wayne Rooney, Demba Ba – all players that boast huge ownerships throughout the Fantasy games, came good. Incredibly, the defenders also got in on the act: clean sheets for City, United, Liverpool and even Everton, brought profits at the back, on a night of handsome attacking hauls.

For some however, the clean sheets were soiled. The jaw injury sustained by Phil Jones will have robbed many of rewards from United’s win – a potential absence, with early reports already suggesting six weeks – will perhaps hit harder than the points lost. We await news from tomorrow’s x-rays, keeping the knees from jerking until we have confirmation.

The withdrawal of Micah Richards on 58 minutes was even more sickening. Feeling the effects of Dean Whitehead’s studs down his calf, the raiding right-back was preserved by Roberto Mancini, just two minutes from claiming his Fantasy owners a clean sheet from City’s oh-so comfortable win.

Twenty-four hours ago, we discussed such twists. The injustice will be hard to swallow right now, but those who felt the sting of tonight’s events, can be assured that these won’t be the last curveballs thrown. Off to the Lane.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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    😀

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    1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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      What I meant to say was Brown --> Vermaelen for 4 pointer, absolutely gutted!

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Firstly, you are top of the pile ... 😉

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  2. Hect.OR 98th
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    Marc Albrighton - Barry Manilow

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  3. Slaps
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    RVP's booking seemed a little harsh!

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  4. Isabella
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    How likely is it that Walters will be rested over the next 3 GWs?

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    1. sweper
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      He will play... The first one picked by Pulis.

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    2. Hect.OR 98th
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      i'd guess at a rest for one of the three games

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    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Hasn't missed a minute all season.

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      1. Isabella
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        This is what worries me. Surely he's due a rest!

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        1. sy
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          Gets rested in European matches so only playing once a week

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        2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          Nah, doesn't play in Europe so he won't need a rest.

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          1. Isabella
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            Ok, thanks 😀

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    4. Manani
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      he's playing and he's going to score

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  5. sweper
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    Zat Knight, Shotton or any other 4.3 defender for the next two gw's. Any advice? Could really need some.

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    1. Here I am
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      simpson

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  6. Will
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    I've got Brown first on my bench and Bale, Ade and VDV to play...

    Are his 7pts mine?

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    1. HVT
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      Bale is your quandry will other 2 will play

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    2. HVT
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      Lads 76 for me - V unusual all green yippie! the last 3/4 gw ive been doing my traffos after matches and i feel slowly but suely this strategy is paying off, its been a learning curve for me this year but close on 100k im starting to feel im getting a better understanding of how to maximise pts, Thanks to this site - no doubt, Thanks to all who genuinely contribute, This is a fab site.

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  7. matiakez
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    Odemwingie could be an interesting one to switch Ba out for, defo looks back to his best and does score in sperts with him being a big confidence player..

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  8. Can you believe that
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    How long is a player expected to be out with a ankle sprain? anymore that 15days

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    1. alsybach
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      it depends how big his ankle is in relation to his shin bone........

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  9. Can you believe that
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    than

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  10. Manani
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    when will rio/rafael be back??

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Rafa was on bench tonight so any time. Rio ready for NYE v Blackburn

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  11. EdinaHibsNut
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    Has gareth barry got the biggest chin going?

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  12. Hect.OR 98th
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    If RVP's card is rescinded, I guess it comes too late to add his point back on?

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      rescinded? Dream on

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    2. EdinaHibsNut
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      Yeah, unfortunately. My last mind decision to change captaincy hurts

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    3. sy
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      They don't change yellow cards only red cards can be appealed

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  13. HVT
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    Lads 76 with Bale to play - Happy days !

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      maestro!!!

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    2. V-2 Schneiderlin
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      so 76 points it is then 🙂

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  14. matiakez
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    Victor Moses defo has something...

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
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      ive said tht since gw1 🙂

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      1. matiakez
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        hmm bandwagon round two when thier fixtures pick back up

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    2. The Holy One
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      Young player of the year!

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    3. V-2 Schneiderlin
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      yup the ability to play well and score no points - it's a rare skill

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  15. Slaps
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    Bad pen that....

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  16. Mighty
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    Any idea what happened to Naylor?

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  17. EdinaHibsNut
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    Want roonpig in for next wk. Sacrifice Baba or adebayoooor? Rvp's a season keeper

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    1. Manani
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      ababababa

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      1. EdinaHibsNut
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        What about the double gw?

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        1. Manani
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          u have ade right??

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  18. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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    Ranking updated btw...

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    1. Drip Doctor
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      I don't want to look.

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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        lol i know the feeling very well. Ok GW for me though with 60odd, can't complain

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        1. Drip Doctor
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          Congrats on breaking 1000. Where are you ranked now?

          I had a mare, had both Jones and Richards. Really want Nani but the only way is to lose Mata, VDV or Silva which seems daft.

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          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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            Currently 774 although likely to drop after tomorrow. I have Bale and Sturridge still to play but i'd just be happy to stay in the top 1000 tbh.

            B.Johnson coming on for Bale if he (likely) doesn't make it. McAuley sat behind him on the bench 🙁

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    2. Mull
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      Up to 57k 😀

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  19. Isabella
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    The guy who's top of my league captained Eagles... and his vice captain is Nani. I hate jammy VC-ers!

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    1. EdinaHibsNut
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      Wtf was eagles capt'd? Over time his/her luck will change. I hope for everyone's sake

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  20. The EJJ
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    do you guys reckon having no Man U cover over the next two gameweeks as suicide?

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    1. Manani
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      yes.
      at lwast have evans/smalling

      give u solid 6pts

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  21. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
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    Evans-smalling no brained?

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    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
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      Sorry no brainer stupid predictive text

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  22. Manani
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    have the newcastle's CS bubble burst?? conceding 3 a home??
    didn't watch the match though

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  23. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    jones out for six weeks? wow

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  24. The Finnisher
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    Somehow got a green arrow, thought I was doomed for red 😕
    Spose it isn't hard when you're ranked 90K haha

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  25. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    What a crap game week. I am unable to mount a decent total. Ahhh well ... 😕

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Captain still to play, though, you can't really judge your GW til your skipper has played 🙂

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        True.

        *sigh*

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  26. cup_final_game
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    Shit, i would have loved a penalty for Baines!

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  27. Hect.OR 98th
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    Oh dear. Hansen using the term 'coloured players'. More debate will ensue...

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  28. 7923dos
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    Was all set to do Aguero > Sturridge tonight

    Now I'm having second thoughts...

    What would you do?

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    1. michaelington
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      I think im keeping as aguero is capable of big scores and when hes fit he starts.

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  29. Daradus
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    Ive lost 10 points from Richards & Jones. Lost what should have been 7 + 3BPs for Adam if the penalty went in and now when I was 10 points at the top of my league for MOTM I'm joint top for points with 2 weeks left to go and some surgery to undertake.

    Jones > Evans
    Bale > VDV

    Leaves me with

    Krul Vorm
    RIchards Evans Enrique BAE RTaylor
    Mata VDV Adam Nani ReoCoker
    Morison ADebayor RVP

    Need to get silva in - to do that I could take a 4 point hit and swap mata for silva too.

    KNEE. IS. JERKING.

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      None of Jones, Evans, Bale and VDV are going to change price tonight. Wait on TOT-CHE and transfer the same day.

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      1. Daradus
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        Yeah but thoughts on the moves? Guess it depends on vdv and mata's form

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          That's kinda what I mean, you can only decide if Bale is worth swapping for VDV after seeing if 1) he plays 2) he does better/worse.

          Jones > Evans - in all probability Jones is done for the festive period so definitely, but if you want the confirmation he won't be playing wait til tomorrow.

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  30. SC not pearls before swine
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    What's up with Chris Eagles? Injury or out of favor? I was gonna give him one last hurrah with Newcastle and Wolves in the next two weeks but now might have to take a ride in the rolls royston...

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      Out of favour, not injured - if Drenthe is the alternative take it. I have him and the fixtures seemed perfect for him but Coyle dropped him.

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