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21 January 2012 1210 comments
Anorak Anorak
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The race to be the first player to climb onto the second suspension tightrope of the season is slowly starting to near conclusion, with the traditional bad boys queuing up to make the transition into balancing mode.

Readers of these pages will have seen regular mention of Blackburn’s Jason Lowe and the Chelsea captain John Terry as the recent front runners, both with eight yellow cards to their names from previous indiscretions. Last week they were joined by perennial offender and Sunderland leader Lee Cattermole and, not to be outdone – Joey Barton celebrated his return to the QPR side after suspension with his eighth yellow card in the win over bottom of the table Wigan. All four of those familiar names therefore now sit two yellow cards away from a two-match ban.

Hot on their heels with seven yellow cards though (and perhaps feeling the pressure) are Wigan’s Gary Caldwell, who despite conceding the second QPR penalty today for a foul on Heidar Helguson escaped further sanction, and Wolves’ enforcer Karl Henry, who certainly didn’t escape punishment for the back-heel he aimed at the prone Marc Albrighton’s midriff. Henry’s straight red card will see him miss the next 3 games for Wolves (LIV, qpr, WBA), and coupled with the injury to his midfield colleague Emmanuel Frimpong (on loan from Arsenal), could leave the black country club short of both of their first choice pair – the imminent return of Jamie O’Hara can’t come soon enough for Wolves. Everton’s robust Belgian, Marouane Fellaini is the final player with seven bookings, while a host of players complete the Tightrope widget with 6 yellow cards.

GAMEWEEK 23 BANS

  • Yakubu(BLA) – 1 Red for serious foul play (second of 3 matches)
  • Luis Suàrez (LIV) – FA charge (last of 8 matches)
  • Karl Henry (WOL) – 1 Red for serious foul play (first of 3 matches)

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  1. Toby
    14 years, 10 months ago

    anyone wanna predict bps?

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    1. Bendy Busdriver
      14 years, 10 months ago

      dempsmeister 3

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  2. "The Special One"
    14 years, 10 months ago

    1st

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    1. czechmade
      14 years, 10 months ago

      epic fail 😀

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    2. Bendy Busdriver
      14 years, 10 months ago

      fail

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    3. The Rock
      14 years, 10 months ago

      How stupid do you look now?!!

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      1. "The Special One"
        14 years, 10 months ago

        lol... nt as stupid as my username 🙂

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        1. Shteve
          14 years, 10 months ago

          lol great reply

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          1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
            14 years, 10 months ago

            +1

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    4. FPL Daniel
      14 years, 10 months ago

      nice try. At leas he tried why r other complaining ?

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      1. Shteve
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I did that last week and got my comment blocked out!

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  3. "The Special One"
    14 years, 10 months ago

    lol, nt as stupid as my username 🙂

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    1. Conal_H
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Another fail, not been a good few minutes for you 😛

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  4. Conal_H
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Team for next week. I have 2 free transfers. What would you do?

    Vorm (Sorenson)
    Squirtle, Assou, Evans (Senderos) (Simpson)
    Bale, Demps, Sess, Valencia, (Dyer)
    Aguero, RVP, Rooney

    0 in the bank

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    1. Jonny Englander
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Sit tight! Looks good, wait and see whether you're forced to change due to injuries.

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      1. Conal_H
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers yeah I was pleasantly surprised with how well everything looks! Just wondering if I should look at bringing in a keeper. Any options?

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  5. Manani
    14 years, 10 months ago

    suarez for my WC punt, how does it sound?? 🙂

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    1. FPL Daniel
      14 years, 10 months ago

      nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

      I am gonna transfer him in with a FT

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      1. Manani
        14 years, 10 months ago

        seriously, i think suarez is due!!

        he looked real good, just lacking goals
        and assist

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    2. Manani
      14 years, 10 months ago

      and KOMP will play next GW!!??
      i thought he still has one more match ban to go

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      1. The3rdTurd
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Spurs tomorrow and Liverpool in the cup.

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    3. SC not pearls before swine
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Better than Torres. But still dumb

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    4. Jonny Englander
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Is WC punt a euphemism?

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  6. Blind
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone have Sess and Dempsey and still make Torres (c)?

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    1. czechmade
      14 years, 10 months ago

      i ve done it today 🙂

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    2. Declan-
      14 years, 10 months ago

      i didn't captain him but i did get him in for aguero 🙁

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  7. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone considering Robbie Keane? Seems a snip at 5m

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    1. SchoolboyError
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I just tried him in my team and he looked good!

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    2. arcticjunkie1
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Yep for Studge

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    3. steevouk
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Thinking the same, nice fixtures coming up. How long they got him for?

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  8. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Just laughing at my rank. 175k in the world 😆

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  9. Lanley Staurel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 10 months ago

    What happened to R Tayor in the toons defence?

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    1. THE Wild Rover
      14 years, 10 months ago

      He was the best FPL player in it!

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  10. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 10 months ago

    I give up. 10 from 6! Every bloody week this game ruins my weekends!! Dramatic.. AND WHAT!

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    1. Holy See
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I dream of 10 points.

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      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Christ. At least we still have our Wildcard Holy See. Are you playing yours this week? I was planning to wait until GW 24 but this could be the week to make some money.

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        1. Holy See
          14 years, 10 months ago

          I'll decide in the next 2 hours. 2 free transfers so prob just stay sensible and wait til the cup games are out of the way before I bring in 2 useless lumps. WC gw24. Profit to be made if you wc now tho.

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          1. Drip Doctor
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Im going to wait until GW24. Surely Clint can't go mad again next week? One thing is for sure, Drenthe is out of my team, what a mystery that man is.

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            1. Holy See
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Had the sod briefly. Moses, Sess, puntmeister extraordinaire.

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    2. jamsiep
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Good riddance.

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      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Super performance today.

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  11. @theTinkermen
    14 years, 10 months ago

    iv got a striker on my watchlist at the mo..... Fraiser campbell
    he has played a eserve game recently and shud be back in training soon.
    what with O'neil in charge and sunderlands fixtures he could be one to watch

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    1. Lanley Staurel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 10 months ago

      As a Hull City fan I watched him single handedly get us into the Prem. Cult hero.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 10 months ago

        he looked a decent player when he was at OT, been unlucky with injury.

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  12. arcticjunkie1
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Sorrys guys! mega early I know. Have 2 freebies but only might need to use 1! what'd you think peeps?

    (team below for GW23)

    Sturridge > Keane?

    Krul
    Brown Richards Senderos
    Bale Valencia Sessegnon Dempsey
    RVP Aguero Sturridge

    Vorm Ramires Shotton Simpson

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  13. Desange
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Sturridge to keane?

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    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I'm considering him for Fletcher not sure if it's a good move or not but does free up funds how many games is Keane going to play anyone in the know?

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      1. arcticjunkie1
        14 years, 10 months ago

        While he's there, should play all of them?

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    2. arcticjunkie1
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Indeed, in my thoughts that transfer

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  14. The3rdTurd
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Average score of 14!? blimey

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  15. Carlos Danger
    14 years, 10 months ago

    could someone please post a link to the defensive rotations chart? about to wildcard and I want to see best defensive pairings, thanks in advance

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      1. Carlos Danger
        14 years, 10 months ago

        whoops sorry I meant the post someone put up a while back saying which budget pairings were the best. I'll try using this tho thank you

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        1. Manani
          14 years, 10 months ago

          from memory:
          FUL/NEW/SUN/SWA/STK

          and myabe west brom, i forgot

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  16. DangerousSnails
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Sturridge and McClean for Helgusson and Sess?

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    1. arcticjunkie1
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Sturridge > Keane

      a few have doubled up with McClean/Sess, you could hold on

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  17. jamsiep
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Landon Donavon still making a massive impact at Everton, I see.

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  18. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 10 months ago

    wonder how many Rovers fans will blame Kean for the handball

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  19. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Kenny Out.

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  20. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Nomar, if you're around, what do you makes of Taarabt's prospects now Hughes is there (when he comes back). I had high hopes for him at the start of the season (juts look at my team in GW1), but obviously he never got going and seemed to fall out with Warnock

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  21. McDog
    14 years, 10 months ago

    F*cking hell, some howler from Sorenson

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  22. Shteve
    14 years, 10 months ago

    oh my gosh sorenson, what was that?!

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  23. jamsiep
    14 years, 10 months ago

    #bringbackBegovic

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    1. Corrigan
      14 years, 10 months ago

      ah, sh*t just seen Sorenson's mishap. Should have gone Lindegaard in the WC.

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      1. THE Wild Rover
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I did. With Sorensen...... 😀

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  24. Corrigan
    14 years, 10 months ago

    With Walters presumable off pens, he's another to add the massive midfield scrapheap. With so few cheap alternatives, perhaps it's best to go with RVP and two cheap strikers and then invest a bit in midfield/defence?

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    1. Manani
      14 years, 10 months ago

      why off pens??
      just 1 miss!

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 10 months ago

        yes, but it was his only use.

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      2. Corrigan
        14 years, 10 months ago

        missed v Nor too

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 10 months ago

      not if Ethers get on pens.

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  25. Dave1966
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Sorenson to be dropped next game?

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    1. Shteve
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Nah, that would be harsh

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    2. McDog
      14 years, 10 months ago

      F*cking hope not. That would sum up my shitty wildcard team.

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  26. jamsiep
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Rubbish penalty from a rubbish player.

    God I hate myself for having him.

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    1. super zlatan
      14 years, 10 months ago

      +1. I'm shipping.

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      1. Shteve
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I dont have him, but id advise dont be so quick to ship him, if he scored yed be singing his praises. Stoke have 4 nice fixtures after the utd game and uniteds defense hasnt exctely been watertight this season.

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  27. super zlatan
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone got any prozac? Depressed after this gw.

    For a hit I'm considering

    Sturridge and Walters out

    Demps and Morrison in

    Thoughts?

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    1. McDog
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I wouldn't bother getting Dempsey now. We've missed his big points haul.

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      1. super zlatan
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Has a nice fixture coming up and plays up front. No brainer IMO. Walters away to utd.

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        1. McDog
          14 years, 10 months ago

          He was only up front because Dembele was injured, and he never scores 2 games in a row. But get him if you want its your team.

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        2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
          14 years, 10 months ago

          +1. The Dempsey ship is still well and truly anchored in the docks. All aboard (although you guys will have to slum it down in 3rd class with the Irish gypsies). We faithful folk who got him in this week will be living it up in 1st class with ample access to lifeboats

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          1. McDog
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Us peasant Walters owners will rise again. You'll see...

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    2. Corrigan
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Good transfers. For free, yes.

      But not for a hit.

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  28. 88mph
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Are Liverpool a racist club?

    Been thinking about this after the Suarez debacle (the T Shirts).
    Also someone pointed this out on RAWK:

    "We got Adam for 8M while we could have had Parker for 5M
    We got Downing for 20M while we could have had Mata for 22M
    We got Carroll for 35M while we could have had Ba for free
    We got Henderson for 16M while we could have had Cabaye for 4M"

    All British. Plus I don't think they have any black players do they apart from Johnson. What's up there then? Chelsea are the traditional EPL racists - has this now changed?

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    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 10 months ago

      No....

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    2. Blind
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Nice fishing, you f'ing c**t

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    3. THE Wild Rover
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Somebody pointed out recently that John Barnes (twice) is the only black player Kenny has ever signed!

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    4. jamsiep
      14 years, 10 months ago

      "We got Adam for 8M while we could have had Parker for 5M"

      😕 That proves a great point.

      As for the last comment: http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~2584761,00.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

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    5. Locarno
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Yeah, can't believe they didn't pick up Ugandan midfielder Scott Parker. You must be on to something.

      🙄

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  29. The Yak
    14 years, 10 months ago

    How's this for a WC team......

    Krul - Mingolet
    Richards - Evans - Kelly - Shotton - Simpson
    Nani - Silva - Dempsey - Walters - Buzasky
    RVP - Aguero - Keane
    Bank: £0.0

    How many out of 10 would you give it.

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  30. jamsiep
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Ooof! Tekkers from Stephane.

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    1. jamsiep
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Nice assist from John McClane as well. So clearly trying to take it down for himself.

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