[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
3 March 2012 2690 comments
Mark Mark
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We should have known better. Back in Gameweek 10, when Arsenal visited Stamford Bridge we turned our backs on other heavyweight temptations and kept faith with Robin Van Persie in the Scout Picks. He repaid us with a hat-trick.

Ever since Van Persie has done more than enough to ensure that we never doubted his ability to score goals, regardless of opposition. And yet, with a trip to Liverpool and Van Persie’s niggling groin on our minds, we chose to look elsewhere this weekend. Similarly, thousands opted to ignore Van Persie and hand the armband to Sergio Aguero. True to form, the Dutchman punished us all, leaving it to Gylfi to save our Scout Picks blushes.

Of course, Van Persie latest exhibition of clinical finishing was worsened by Roberto Mancini’s decision to rest Aguero. Presumably drained by a midweek outing for Argentina, Aguero sat out his first City game since Gameweek 8 having started every league fixture since. City duly struggled to put Bolton to bed at the Etihad, throwing the kitchen sink and even Edin Dzeko at the brave Adam Bogdan in the Trotters goal. Eventually City wore them down – Balotelli finally finding his range after a catalogue of missed chances. The back four also pocketed a fourth consecutive clean sheet, although Micah Richards owners missed out again – another cruel blow dealt by the merciless Mancini.

We should perhaps be thankful – Aguero failed to show his cheeky little face – Mancini kept his ace goalscorer up his immaculately tailored sleeve to take to Lisbon on Thursday. That meant the Fantasy Premier League vice captain kicks in. For some fortunate souls, that might see Van Persie step up, others will look to Demba Ba or Clint Dempsey tomorrow. Spare a thought for those who opted for David Silva, however, Mancini dealt them double the sorrow to drown tonight. No Aguero, no Silva – there should be a phone line set up for this kind of thing.

Indeed, the fallout from all this could be significant. There’s nothing like frustration from rotation to spark the Fantasy manager’s knee into life. Those who captained Aguero will likely be so embittered, the Argentine will be unceremoniously shown the door by thousands. Wayne Rooney or a double dose of Luis Suarez will surely be lined up to replace him for Gameweek 28 – prices will be volatile for days.

With Carlos Tevez stretching sinews on the City training ground and today’s decision by Mancini likely to linger long in the memory, Aguero may struggle to win back our faith this season. Talking of which – we’ll knock back our Van Persie medicine with a pint or two and hope it helps us remember never to doubt him again. Punishing stuff.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Dr Bronner
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    omg at the second save

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    1. Somalion
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      It was very good wasn't it? Talented keeper is that lad and he's a good laugh too.

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      1. SouthCoastSaint
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        He's a good laugh? How so!?

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        1. Somalion
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          His twitter, he comes up with some gems. I remember reading some thing he posted at some big gathering saying how the likes of Becks and Messi were all begging him to sign autographs, he's just got a good sense of humour.

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          1. SouthCoastSaint
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            Haha what a lad! I shall give him a follow and delete Ricky gervais, joey Barton and robbie savage while I'm at it!!

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            1. Dr Bronner
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              haha yeah I'll give him a follow as well, seemed nice in the interview as well - strange mix of accents as well, bit of cockney!

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              1. Somalion
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                Ha yeah he just seems to not take himself too seriously which (especially in the Premiership) is nice to see. Yeah the accent was definitely a bit muddled!

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            2. Somalion
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              Oh that Barton lad, the stuff he comes out with! Pain in the arse.

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  2. SouthCoastSaint
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    Scezny second save WOW

    No where near as good as the mighty kelvin Davis!!

    Watch Saints v Leeds for the most one sided win ever!

    We robbed them!

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    1. saint4life
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      Yeh we did 🙂

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      1. SouthCoastSaint
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        Guy i work with is a Leeds fan.

        Gave him 4 to 1 on Leeds winning.

        Easy tenner!

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  3. brianutd-why always we? 20
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    Oh its so good watching RVP again scoring against the scum MOTD

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    1. Mull
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      I believe Utd are widely considered the 'scum'

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      1. Ron_Swanson
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        Actually thats Southampton

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        1. SchoolboyError
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          I always thought it was Ipswich?!

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          1. fatherted
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            Sheff ltd

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            1. fatherted
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              Utd

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        2. SouthCoastSaint
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          We are also top of the league

          BOOM

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  4. COMH
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    Zlatan hat-trick & Thiago Silva with a goal in a 4 nil win @ Palermo. Good luck Arsenal.

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  5. Indalo
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    A green arrow... YAY 😛

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    1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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      Same 😀 Let's hope Ba does the business tomorrow!

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      1. Indalo
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        Hopefully 🙂

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      2. Mull
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        Hat-trick at least.

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        1. Indalo
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          That would be nice 🙂

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        2. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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          I'm counting on it haha! The more points the merrier! It wouldn't hurt for Sessegnon to get something too..

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          1. Indalo
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            Ba and Sess hatricks with some assists for Simpson on the side?

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            1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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              Haha that would be awesome, as he's my first sub due to Silva not playing.

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  6. halnone
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    25 points was somehow enough to push me up 1,000 places.

    Thought I was going to see a massive red arrow when I logged on

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    1. Sess!
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      I got 25 points from 3 players so happy with that as have (c) dempsey to come tomorrow too

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  7. SouthCoastSaint
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    Great goal RVP, so composed.

    Rickie Lambert is better though

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  8. Tim Canterbury
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    kenny's such a bellend

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    1. SouthCoastSaint
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      +1

      The whole Suarez thing just sums him up

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    2. COMH
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      Big time

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    3. brianutd-why always we? 20
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      AND A PRICK

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  9. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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    So i kolarov, silva and aguero playing next week or is mancini going to be an arse again.

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    1. halnone
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      silva and aguero most likely.

      Kolarov 50% chance.

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  10. Just Ruud
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    Deary me.. the Klitschko Mormeck fight ended before it started, no contest...

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  11. Sess!
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Ba>Holt
    Aguero>Rooney
    Santon>Skirtel

    4pt hit. Worth it? The Ba transfer is to raise funds.

    Alternate is downgrading Valencia but hurts I've already lost 0.5m on him and he's due back. Will he get his place straight away though?

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    1. An Púca
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      i think he will....nani and young are muck for utd this past few months

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    2. LarryMurphy
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      do you need the funds that badly? I'd see how Ba gets on tomorrow...you could end up kicking yourself

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    3. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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      He was the most consistent player in the prem i would say he would regain his place effec imme. Hes quiet, doesn't have an attitude and gets the job done. I think SAF loves the lad. Fantastic crosser and gets the odd goal or two.

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    4. COMH
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      Probably cut your losses with Tony V. I'm getting rid with my WC this week. No guarantee when he is fully fit and back in the starting Xl. Waste of time having him stuck in your team and red flagged. Easy to get back in with his price dropping.

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  12. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    Doos are you there dear???

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    1. Somalion
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      Doos? DOOS? OH LORD WHERE HAS HE GONE NOW?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        I is here! 🙂

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        1. Somalion
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          Ooh getting the gangster speak on 😛

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            GANGSTA ... 😛

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            1. Somalion
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              😀 DOOSRA IN DA HIZOUSE!

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                1. Somalion
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                  My lord I wish I could move like that 😀

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                  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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                    So do I, mate - so do I! 😉

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        2. brianutd-why always we? 20
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          Doosra your capt call was a diamond...and my Aguero capt with RVP vice was even nicer like a good rioja

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            Glad you got on! 😀

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    2. brianutd-why always we? 20
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      Prob on third bottle of red.....

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      1. Somalion
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        Ah sure no harm done there.

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        You slightly overestimate my consumption, sir - flattered as I undoubtably am!!! 🙂

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      WAAASSSUUUPPP??? 😉

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        to aquire El Fatty in GW32

        a) Taiwo to Whitbread

        b) Taiwo to Ridgewell and Ba to Odem

        in GW30

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          b), imo. But you will surely be beating yourself silly with this one! 😉

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          1. In Like Flynn.
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            Doosra, look out! Evs was on earlier, I think he was looking for you.

            Had a nasty look in his keyboard.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              Pourquoi? 🙂

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              1. In Like Flynn.
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                Aren't you giving him a jolly good seeing to in the Wigan league?

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              2. In Like Flynn.
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                He didn't mention it really, just me and my ways. 🙂

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          2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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            in all likelyhood yes 😆 I have 2 FTs this week

            nothing next week then those in GW30, can be done for no hit 🙂

            Only have 0.2 spare though to cover off price rises.

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            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              and Odem is going up tonight. May just get McAuley.

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  13. COMH
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    Does today confirm that Pilkington is best avoided or put it down as a bad day?

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      It confirms ALL Norwich mids are to be avoided IMO

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      1. COMH
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        Yeah probably a smart move.

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Surly Surman ... 😉

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        1. Cruicky
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          This.

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        2. Call Me Old Fashioned
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          Oh yeah he looks rather safe if you want a norwich mid

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  14. Tim Canterbury
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    The big question. Will Van Persie be an Arsenal player next season. I think he will be

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    1. Dr Bronner
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      I cant see it, the money is just too much of a stumbling block

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    2. ssssshhh
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      I think we should keep him even if he doesnt sign. One more season in worth more than the £25M we'd get for him with only one year left. Then he'll be thirty and the injuries will take over anyway.

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  15. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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    OK KOLAROV > RICHARDS
    OR KOLAROV > LESCOTT
    OR KEEP

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    1. ssssshhh
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Neither. Kolarov to Skrtel or Enrique.

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  16. SouthCoastSaint
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    LOFTUS ROAD SQUIRREL !!!

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    1. Wuffs
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      Up there with the Anfield cat.

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      1. Wuffs
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        And the Hartlepool monkey...except they hung that. 🙁

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  17. mr. inconspicuous
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    Suarez looked good today and was unlucky not to grab a few, think I might get him in for Aguero for the DGW instead of Rooney

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    1. COMH
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      He will just dive and hit the woodwork twice as many times as a single GW.

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      1. SouthCoastSaint
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        His movement in the 18 yard box is unreal.

        I hate him but he will explode don't care what the haters say!

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        1. COMH
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          His teeth will explode out his mouth. GW28 and were still waiting for something to happen.

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          1. SouthCoastSaint
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            Tevez and you have to look into his eyes or Suarez noshing you off ?

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    2. Twelve years a slave
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      How many time have wee heard these comments though?

      Mind you , im getting him too

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      1. Twelve years a slave
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        Should of had assist too , if Kuyt could kick a penalty

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    3. fredwestham
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      I'm considering it, he's a points explosion waiting to happen...surely 🙂

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  18. COMH
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    Best move for RVP if he leaves Arsenal?

    Barca or Madrid?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      He won't be going. 🙂

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      1. Somalion
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        ... to anywhere but United 😛

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    2. Cruicky
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      Neither.

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    3. Somalion
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      Well if he does leave Barca won't be looking for him. I'd see Madrid signing him first.

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    4. Mull
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      One of them but I'd love to see him at a premier league club next year even if it is United.

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  19. SouthCoastSaint
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    If Demba Ba at least matches RVP then I'm going to get a stiffy

    There

    It's out there now

    Cards on the table

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  20. Ranieri's Ghost
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    So when one gets sc3wed by Mancini and both their c and vc dont play....do we really get no captain.?

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    1. Bad Pen
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      Correct, no captain.

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      1. Ranieri's Ghost
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        I dont like this game anymore 🙁

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    2. brianutd-why always we? 20
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      Correct u been mancinied or mankinied whichever you desire

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  21. COMH
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    West Brom are buzzing just now. Stupid to not have at least 1 of them just now.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Shhh!!! 😉

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      1. COMH
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        Haha roger that!

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  22. Men who stare at Gotze
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    Bloody hell Sturridge is shit. No wonder AVB doesn't want to play him as a striker.

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  23. COMH
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    Don't know about you guys but i've went all season without getting double figures for a keeper or defender. 8 is the best i've had. Pretty bad considering the amount of 10's or 12's floating about.

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  24. Le Gooner
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    Good Evening everyone,

    Will some of us ever learn? Captain RVP come what may was the call, but... 🙁

    Aguero (C)... Silva (VC)......bugger!

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  25. Tim Canterbury
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    Fair play to AVB. He's not the best manager but he keeps a lot more dignity than some managers

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      he seemed strangely different then to how he normally is

      as if he didn't have the weight of the world on his shoulders any more, less antagonistic and wound up, almost resigned to the fact

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  26. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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    I think people are overrating LIVERPOOLs DGW just like they did evertons.

    They are away to Sunderland and then Everton. difficult fixtures given both teams recent form. They have no chance of a top 4 place anymore as well.

    Everton coincidentally have spurs again and we all know how that turned out.

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  27. super zlatan
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    Evening lads. Could do with a bit of advice?
    I have 2 FT for next gw. However I still have my WC.
    Should I save my wc for later on in the season?

    My team at the moment

    Vorm. Krul
    Komp. Enrique. Evans. Simp. Kelly
    Silva. Bale. Demps. Sess. Dyer
    Rvp. Kun. Ba

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    1. COMH
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      I've had enough with my team as it is. I'm WC'ing this week!

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    2. denial
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      Yes.

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    3. Dynamic
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      Dyer -> Siggy or Sess -> McLean to free up some cash?

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  28. denial
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    Which would you lose out of Caulker or Kelly?

    Fulham have better fixtures, but Swansea pick up cleanies.

    Thoughts?

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    1. Bad Pen
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      Now Schwarzer is back I think Fulham's CS will pick up and like you said their fixtures are better. Tough choice though.

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      1. denial
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        Agree with that, but I'm planning to get Schwarzer in for Sorenson, so that will be Fulham defensive cover. Probably get rid of Kelly.

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        1. Bad Pen
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          Ah fair one, yeah I brought Schwarzer back in as soon as he was fit - bargain at 4.8m. I'd say getting rid of Caulker is sound then.

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  29. Dynamic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Do you think this would be a good transfer for a four point hit this week?

    Senderos/Valencia/Aguero -> Skrtel/Miyaichi/Rooney

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    1. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      I'm doing Kelly or Caulker / Valencia / Aguero > Enrique / Siggy / Rooney

      so, yeah, I reckon it's worth it.

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  30. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Jammy week for me.

    Richards, Silva and Aguero captain out. Mcauley, ox and rvp vice Captain in. 24 plus 23 = 47 with 5 to play tomorrow.

    First I thought it would have been a disaster once the three man city players were left out.

    6th can of guiness destroyed, motd on, happy days!

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