[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
10 March 2012 1036 comments
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You can tell it’s been a bad day when you find yourself clinging to the comfort from a late assist from an Arsenal loanee. And yet, on a Saturday of paltry Fantasy returns and double disappointment from Liverpool, a slither of skill from Ryo Miyaichi that picked the lock of the QPR defence, stood out as a highlight.

Having commanded a degree of Fantasy attention this week, partly fuelled by our own over coverage here and here, the 19-year-old did at least show enough to indicate that he could justify some of the hype. With fixtures presenting Miyaichi an opportunity to demonstrate his talent and for Bolton to find results that could pull them away from the trapdoor, the interest will surely increase. A bandwagon of sorts was born with a neat turn and threaded pass this afternoon – a glint of potential in a day otherwise bereft of encouragement for Fantasy managers.

Liverpool undoubtedly provided the biggest slap in the face. Slipping to their third league defeat in a row, Kenny Dalglish’s men huffed and puffed but were ultimately undone by a Nicklas Bendtner goal. Their clean sheet dirtied, Luis Suarez again showed skill and threat without delivering points. His alarming lack of goals continues – those who tentatively wrapped armband on him in hope of change in fortune must now look to Tuesday’s Merseyside derby. A cauldron awaits, with Phil Dowd wielding a big spoon to stir the pot.

On this evening’s evidence at Goodison, we shouldn’t expect a classic, although Everton would have been hugely satisfied with their 1-0 win over Spurs. A smart finish on his full debut saw Nikica JelaviΔ‡ instantly endear himself to the Goodison throngs. Few Fantasy managers will have taken a punt on the Croation, and Jelavić’s showing will surely, at best, raise a few eyebrows. At 5.9 in the FPL, he may well be budget friendly but with Fulham’s Pavel Pogrebnyak the current low-to-mid price flavor of the month taking up a slot in Fantasy forward lines, it’s unlikely we’ll find room for Everton’s January signing just yet.

Talking of Pogrebnyak, he drew a blank at Villa Park. With over 100,000 new owners and an FPL price rise of 0.3 during the week, the Russian failed to score for the first time in four appearances. Fulham’s record on the road is dismal – that’s four goals in the last seven away league games for Fulham. We shouldn’t be surprised by their striker’s failure, then, although Pogrebnyak’s blank after blossoming form was typical of a day to forget for Fantasy managers.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Legendary!
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    What a Week!

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  2. ManTree(v2!) or just JAY!
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    Average scores people?

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    1. Gargamel
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      I think we're looking at about 15, or slightly below that.

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    2. Ad4m
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      20 with 5 to go inc. Roon(c)

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    3. A.
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      There haven't been any big scoring players today, only Hoillet has over 7 points, it's got to be low, as everyone in the dream team has low ownerships

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    4. Mull
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      About 14.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        is that with or without the -8?

        It's 9 for me from 5 players and I picked the wrong keeper for the 3rd week in a row.

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    5. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      a Net 10, with 7 to play. πŸ™

      I thought last Gw was bad!!

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  3. Gargamel
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    Mirahyi, Mirachyi?

    Shouldn't have let your kid spell his name for you just yet Mark πŸ˜‰

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    1. Mark
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      Blimey...I was so careful and then pasted the wrong version of the doc before publish. Apologies.

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      1. Locarno
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        CroatiAn

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      2. Gargamel
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        No need to apologize Mark, stuff like that happens!

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  4. TorresMagic™
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    269 in the FPL Open...

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  5. A.
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    So I have 12 (-4) points from 6 players.

    I guess at least 2 of them get to play again..

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  6. Parm
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    Someone forgot to use spellcheck πŸ˜‰

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    1. Mark
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      It's the last time I do an article with Miyaichi, Jelavić and Pogrebnyak as the three players mentioned.

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  7. COMH
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    If Reina gets a CS against Liverpool he will only end up with 1 more point than Mignolet.

    Just goes to show how overrated a DGW can be.

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    1. adziom
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      Only if you choose the wrong players. Tim Howard must be on about 7 points after booking and saves, with another game to play.

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      1. COMH
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        This is true. Everton the less favoured side come up trumps.

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        1. Manamongst
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          I wouldn't and haven't agreed with that assumption all week.

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    2. A.
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      Add a few save points and he'd do better, but yeah, not captain material unfortunately for those few that did give him the armband πŸ˜‰

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    3. SPorting
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      against Liverpool?

      no, other teams get a CS against Liverpool πŸ˜€

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      1. COMH
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        If anyone can Reina can πŸ™‚

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  8. adziom
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    19 points from 6 players, 6 from Bardsley, 5 from Heitinga, and a nice set of 2s from Bale, McClean, Dempsey and Pogrebnyak. No show from Glen Johnson was a bit annoying though.

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    1. Manamongst
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      sold bale, mcclean weeks ago and sold Dempsey this morning.

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  9. Old Glory
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    Try M-I-Y-A-I-C-H-I

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  10. hazza
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    ciao Bale

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    1. King Eric, in America
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      but ... but ... but ... he's Barcelona-material ...

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      1. denial
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        The media have hyped Bale to ridiculous levels. The idea of him going to Barca is just plain silly.

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        1. King Eric, in America
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          I can't believe this is the same team that played Utd ... two verrry big steps backwards.

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  11. denial
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    Really wish I hadn't done that extra transfer to get Drenthe in - classic DGW fail.

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    1. Nibbsy
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      He still has another game. That's the entire point of a double gameweek.

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      1. Phaze 1
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        When you flip a coin twice, its always better to win the first one.

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    2. adziom
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      I think he'll do Liverpool some damage honestly

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      1. Locarno
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        So do I, I just hope the return of Pienaar and Rodwell doesn't mean Moyes leaves his most dangerous palyer sitting on the bench.

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    3. shirtless
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      Keep the faith fellow Drenthe punter! Fancy him in the derby. 3 on the board not all bad! πŸ™‚

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  12. Abominable Snowy84
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    dream team is a bit pointless when they have 4 sunderland players

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  13. Smarty Pants
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    anyone hnowwhat happened to carragher? has he been finally dropped? is there any hope he will find his way back into the starting 11?

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Hopefully not, but who was at fault for the goal??

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      1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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        No-one really

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    2. Countess Weffie von Wobbego…
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      I really really hope so. I am a United fan, mind.

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  14. TorresMagic™
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    Who is the favourite?
    a) Simpson + Caulker + Silva + Pilkington + Suarez
    b) Vorm + Enrique + Nani + Siggy + Ba

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    1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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      B

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    2. Abominable Snowy84
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      b i think

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Expected you guys to say A.

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        1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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          Which is you? A?

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            I am B but trail by 11.

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            1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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              In that case I think A will nick it

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    3. Phaze 1
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      B by a good margin imo.

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    4. ipsilon
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      B.

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  15. Locarno
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    Terrible week to take a hit. Anyone on a -8-pointer will have given away half the average.

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    1. Mílanista
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      From 5 players I am on 12 minus 8.

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    2. SPorting
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      errrrrrm.......

      *looks at floor and shuffles feet*

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      1. Locarno
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        It's only a terrible week NOW. If all the big guns had gone nuts and we were looking at an average of 50, hits would have been the way to go.

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        1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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          The big guns haven't played yet!

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          1. Locarno
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            I meant if the players people got in today had done well (Skrtel, Suarez, Pog, f*cking Drenthe etc). And Fulham had kept a CS. And Yak had scored. Etc, etc...

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        2. SPorting
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          yay, i still have my front 3 (incl. C) plus The Ox and Siggy to come!

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      2. denial
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        Yep. A 4-pointer you can probably get away with, but -8 is looking shite now. I so nearly didn't do it either.

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    3. Phaze 1
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      If united lose 1-0 tomorrow then the horror of this week will truely set in.

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      1. denial
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        If Evans gets rested tmrw, it's getting dark for me.

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    4. Gargamel
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      Bit early to say that, lots will have bought United players and the doublers have one game left after all.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        +1

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      2. Locarno
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        Dunno. Most people have played five or six of their 11, and they're looking at a score of 14. Take 8 off that, and it's looking pretty sick, no matter what RVP/Rooney do.

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      3. Phaze 1
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        Did you actually see Pool today? Dunno wtf I was thinking. Horrible football team and will need MAJOR investment in the summer or else....

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    5. HST
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      What if you took a hit for one of the many popular players out with injuries or suspensions or to bring in big players like Rooney who are about to enter an amazing fixture run?

      Think beyond the weekend.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Post of the day. πŸ™‚

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  16. Mílanista
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    Shocking week so far. RVP(c) could turn that around.

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    1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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      Yep fingers crossed!

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  17. Phaze 1
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    AV last mind goal destroyed any hope of a semi human saturday. Bale is sleepwalking again and might have to face the axe. Suarez blanking is no suprise and can only hope I get the 4 points from him I expected.

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    1. denial
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      Bale is struggling due to the change in system + team's loss of form. I think he'll be worth having for the run in.

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      1. Phaze 1
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        Yeah I feel bale was more effective when made to play on the left. Don't think he truely knows what to do when hes given free reign. Mod had a terrible game and Ade shows why most of us cut him not too long ago. Hope tot can turn this around cause to not get top 4 after the season they've had will be redic sick.

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  18. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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    I love that i have Walcott and my ML rivals have Oxlade. πŸ˜€

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    1. SPorting
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      let's meet back here tomorrow.....

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  19. Abominable Snowy84
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    iv vorm and lindy. have to get rid of lindy. for who?

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    1. Phaze 1
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      Mig or Schwarzer depending on funds.

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  20. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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    So far I've played this DGW well, by completely ignoring it πŸ˜› I can't see many points in the Merseyside derby either tbh

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  21. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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    Well let us all pray for hattricks of Holt,Rooney,RVP.

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    1. COMH
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      +3

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  22. asyrafdanial
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    which option better to do nextweek ?
    1. Sorensen > Mignolet
    2. Ba > Odemwingie / Pogrebnyak

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  23. RoysCallerAnne
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    Evening all, that Villa goal in injury time was gut wrenching (cost me 9 points)...I'm not bothering with MOTD tonight.
    PS..Liverpool are shite.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Should have banked on Mings and not Schwarzer

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      1. SPorting
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        we all love a minger!

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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          not when the score 8 points off the bench 2 weeks running.

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      2. COMH
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        Hindsight is a wonderful thing. With all the Suarez chat it made me go for Schwarzer against a Villa team who struggle to score. Villa v Fulham was a 0-0 match until the dying seconds. It's just shit luck more than bad decision making.

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        1. RoysCallerAnne
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          My decision was spot on..as my other keeper is Sorenesen πŸ˜‰

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  24. Locarno
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    Can't wait to see the highest scoring team for today.

    Even if you'd created a team yesterday with the specific aim of being on top at the end of today, you'd probably still have only 30 points.

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      A few clean sheets about so 30 may be closer to 40.

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    2. RoysCallerAnne
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      It will be a dead team, it nearly always is on days like today.

      Howard, O'Shea, Osman, Hoilett, Klasnic will all be there (with one of them (C))

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  25. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    ok my rival's 4 point hit to get in Al-Habsi and Henderson has failed in part 1. Then again my double free hasn't worked. Richards will probs score tomorrow.

    Who will win

    Me Evans, Silva, Siggy, RvP (c) Rooney +9

    Hom Al-Habsi, Raylor, Yaya, RvP, Rooney (c)

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    1. RoysCallerAnne
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      You will win JK..barring an absolute calamity

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        it may depend on the captain choice, if Rooney fires and RvP fails he'll walk it.

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    2. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Defo you.

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      Hom will lose.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        yup bad typo, I is next to O on keyboard though

        The +9 is my current ML lead.

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  26. Neddy55
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    Well, that sucked. Hopefully a 4-3 ding-dong at the Emirates. With Van the Man and Demba Ba my lord helping theirselves to brilliant hat-tricks.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      +1, I own Ba, rival does not, I captained RvP, rival did not, and Mull has Krul.

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    2. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      i think i would jizz if that happened

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    3. Mílanista
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      Sounds good to me.

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  27. Dynamic
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    When are point deductions taken off?

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    1. Mílanista
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      When your score is updated tonight.

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  28. adziom
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    Sooo who else had an Everton defender? πŸ™‚

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    1. Rats Ass
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      Good work! I put Walker on the bench cos I thought we'd win today but he'll come on cos Boswinga didn;t play. Worth it tho. πŸ™‚

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    2. Phaze 1
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      Honestly I never even came close to bringing in an Everton defender. Seemed like a smart play at the time πŸ™

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  29. Rats Ass
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    So much for the gentleman's agreement that Saha wouldn't play. Rule one of gentleman's agreement, make sure it's with a gentleman. #dirtyharry

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Not sure Moyes will care, didn't exactly make much of a difference

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      1. Rats Ass
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        Well he hit the post which is the closest Spurs came to scoring. I'm sure it will only add to Moyes' satisfaction.

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    2. COMH
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      Dirty Arry! Good name. He will be bringing a six shooter into the dugout before long.

      Sounded like a daft arrangement anyway. If it's not a contractual agreement it doesn't count.

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      1. Rats Ass
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        Agree that the whole practice of agreeing not to play players is v dodgy. Everton usually suffer from it as we have had quite a few on loan.

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  30. shirtless
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    10 so far, glad Villa won as I had Kelly benched for Naylor due to
    his red flag...

    Glad to see scouse concede too as I only have Enrique and I know many doubled up! 3 points off Drenthe punt too!

    Hart, Silva, Roon, RVP c, Sinclair, Naylor to come.

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