[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
24 March 2012 1638 comments
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Twice. That’s how many times –prior to today- that Robin Van Persie had failed to score or assist in an Arsenal win this season. Once at home, back in Gameweek 4 in a 1-0 win over Swansea, and once on the road, in a 2-1 triumph at Sunderland in Gameweek 25. With the Gunners on a six-match winning run coming into today’s game with Villa, confidence in the Dutchman was high; we’d handed him the armband in our droves, with 46% of all votes in the Captain Poll, double that of Wayne Rooney’s 23%.

Today’s 3-0 win at the Emirates extended the Gunners’ winning streak to seven games but it was the midfielders who stole the show; Mikel Arteta and Theo Walcott grabbed a goal apiece, while Alex Song provided a pair of assists.

There’s no doubt Van Persie’s blank – the first time since Gameweek 5 he has failed to score in back-to-back Gameweeks- hands the advantage firmly to Rooney this Monday evening. Those of us who have the United man, but failed to captain him, are now caught in a quandary as the champions take on travel-sick Fulham; willing Rooney to do well but, at the same time, not to run riot and rub our noses in it, with the rarity of an unreliant Robin perhaps proving pivotal in many a mini-league standing this week.

Swansea’s defeat at home to Everton also threw us a curveball, making a mockery of both form and fixture. With three clean sheets in a row, Brendan Rodgers’ backline was widely expected to produce defensive returns in this afternoon’s Liberty Stadium showdown. The Toffees spoiled our Fantasy plans, though, notching twice in an away for the first time since November; Leighton Baines netted for the first time this calendar year as the Swans’ wings were well and truly clipped.

Elsewhere, Wigan ruined the clean sheet hopes of Liverpool defenders in a shock 2-1 win at Anfield. With a single win in their last fourteen, Roberto Martinez’s side looked to have little chance of victory; Liverpool would surely bounce back from their midweek defeat at Loftus Road, right? Maybe the shock of Luis Suarez’s first home goal since Gameweek 15 stunned the hosts but yet another inept display from the Carling Cup winners saw them taste defeat for the fifth time in six. Daniel Agger’s return from a rib injury can’t come sooner for Kenny Dalgish.

In a weekend filled with the unexpected, then, it was left to Bolton to put a positive spin on the day’s events. Only this time last week, many of us had watched on as Fabrice Muamba lay motionless in the White Hart Lane turf after collapsing in the FA Cup clash with Spurs. Prior to kick-off, the club paid tribute to the midfielder’s remarkable, and continued, recovery over the last few days and, in an emotional match on Lancashire, the Trotters 2-1 derby win over Blackburn hauled them out of the relegation zone and proved a fitting end to what has been an extraordinary last seven days for everyone at the Reebok.

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  1. Tim Canterbury
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 15 days ago

    For anyone who didnt see the Crouch goal of the season:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UXl37gYB9U

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    1. Optimus.
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      unreal goal didnt know why he was even attempting to shoot from there then bang!!!

      has crouch actually ever scored from outside the box?

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        14 years, 15 days ago

        Golly!!

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  2. Fratboy
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    Average score 22
    Highest score 71

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    1. Optimus.
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      22 is about 5 points higher than i thought

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    2. Hate that rotation
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      How the f*ck is average so high!? Sh*t

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      1. Optimus.
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        14 years, 15 days ago

        thats my thinking esp with nearly no cleansheets

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      2. Fratboy
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        14 years, 15 days ago

        Only 2 games left I guess.

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      3. The Bandit
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        14 years, 15 days ago

        Like the guy who is highest, lot's of dead teams will have Cole, Baines, Cech etc.. I wouldn't worry too much

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      4. Tommytour
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        14 years, 15 days ago

        Lots of Wheater Captainers?

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    3. COMH
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      These highest score creeps need to have a word with themselves. Waste of time.

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      1. The Bandit
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        14 years, 15 days ago

        This ones a dead one tbf

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    4. Bad Pen
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      The guy with the highest score has Cech captain, brilliant. Love a dead team with odd choices.

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  3. COMH
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Evening lads.

    Was going to leave the transfers this week until I have 2FT but with Holt suspended and Caulker unable to play @ Spurs I should really use my FT. Any ideas what I should look to do?

    Schwarzer

    Evans Skrtel Ridgewell

    Walcott Valencia Dempsey Bale Siggy

    RVP Rooney

    Mignolet Enrique Caulker Holt

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    1. Fratboy
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      Skrtel>Verm a bit boring perhaps? Think it's time
      To ditch one Liverpool defender now. I'll be getting rid of one as well I think.

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    2. Tommytour
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      Enrique, Holt > Wilkinson, CROUCH 😉

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    3. Corrigan
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      Ridgewell or Enrique to Verm

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  4. roverforever
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    34 after 4 pointer with ba,young and morrison to go, good or bad???

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  5. Hect.OR 98th
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Average of 22? Wow. Didn't see that coming.

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    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      Well with 8 games played it shouldn't be too surprising.

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  6. Mílanista
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Good grief, the top scoring dead team this week is even worse than usual.

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  7. Anders
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Mignolet; Schwarzer
    Caulker; Bardsley; Evans J; Kelly; Cahill
    Silva; Sigurdsson; Dempsey; Bale; McClean
    Ba; Van Persie; Rooney
    3.0 bank, 2 FT

    Silva to Walcott
    Then I'd like to get in Sanga, but for who, thinking either Bardsley or Kelly out?

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  8. gledy
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Average 22? Wow, incative teams doing great this week 🙂

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  9. COMH
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Tom Redman at the top (c) RVP today. Let's hope Rooney can close that gap.

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  10. halnone
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Ba will score tomorrow.
    I am 100% sure of it.

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    1. Tyler the Pritts
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      I wish I were as confident.... he is certainly due though

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  11. Tyler the Pritts
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Just when I thought I had my team in the best shape all season... along comes this GW

    23 pts w/ Rooney, Evans, Valencia and Ba to play

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    1. Optimus.
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      that score will turn out ok for you this gw

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      1. Tyler the Pritts
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 15 days ago

        Thank you! I hope so

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  12. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Top scoring dead team had Cech (C). 😆

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  13. Out4GoodBehavior
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    last week i played McClean , benched Siggy lost 16 pts
    this week i played Siggy , benched McClean lost 10 pts

    Daaaaaamnn!

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    1. Anders
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      Was gutted last week with Siggy first sub 🙁 Thanks to Dempsey away at Man U I played both this week ... hopefully that'll prove to be right!!

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    2. Huckleberry
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      *13 pts

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  14. Corrigan
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Any Ashley Young owners about?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      hello sir

      was just looking for you.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        yep...why?

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    2. Corrigan
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      Are we in agreement that Young to Walcott and third forward to Chico is the way to go for us?

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        14 years, 15 days ago

        we are but I have just checked and this will annoyingly leave me 0.1 short of being able to get Verm.

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  15. Optimus.
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    did ab do his predictions yet for baps?

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  16. Holy See
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Average 22! Wot wot? Guy bottom of my ml has 41 tho. & Samba. Mmm.

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  17. COMH
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Miyachi has great delivery of the ball. Like Hoilett as a player also.

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  18. Tyler the Pritts
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Next time I decide to drink and captain a random player.... I hope its Wheater and it turns out like today

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Noise

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      I wish I made the same decisions for my actual team

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  20. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    judging by bolton's team spirit and passion today, maybe liverpool need someone to have a heart attack on the pitch to inspire a bit of fight in them

    (hope that doesn't come across in bad taste, wasn't meant to!)

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    1. halnone
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      don't think anything could inspire them

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    2. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      Liverpool will only be inspired if they get Robbie Fowler and Rafa Benitez back.

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    3. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      It's obvious Kenny is not able to inspire them.

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  21. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Enrique > Cahill? What ya reckon?

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Very good transfer IMO.

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    2. Huckleberry
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      I'm thinking of swapping him for a Tottenham defender myself.

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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        Yep definitely another possibility. BAE, Walker and Kaboul all look like decent options

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    3. Optimus.
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      its skrtel to verm/cahill for me this week

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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        14 years, 15 days ago

        My current defence is Evans-Verm-Enrique (Simpson, Kelly) so already have the arsenal defence covered. Cahill would give me another goal threat as well to compliment the lethal JEvans!

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  22. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 15 days ago

    Drogba>Jelavic and Surman>Bale for a 4p hit for GW 31

    What you reckon, good transfers? 🙂

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      Jelavic is a bit meh

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      1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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        14 years, 15 days ago

        Need to get the funds for the Bale transfer. And Everton is on great form.

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  23. halnone
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Miyaichi has been a solid buy so far

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  24. COMH
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Is Huth worth the money or is Wilkinson a suitable alternative?

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Wilkinson is better if you need the funds. If not then get Huth.

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  25. Mull
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Just saw Crouch's goal. Jesus Christ.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      Me too wow!!

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      am just waiting for it.

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    3. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Indeed sir.

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  26. Optimus.
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    still cant get over crouchs goal must have watched it 20 times..the player you would not expect or associate with the goal but credit where credit due fab goal

    i remember he got 2 scissor kicks for us..crackers

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      i haven't seen it yet!

      been waiting for the full impact of it on motd

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  27. villa_til_i_die
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    25 pts!!, and nearly subbed mc Clean, but left him in last minute. Roo, scholes and valencia to play monday. Ev 1 got them, so another pants week!!

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  28. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    My PP cup tie comes down to Ba and Dempsey needing to score 2 points more than Rooney(C) and Odemwingie.

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    1. Mull
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      14 years, 15 days ago

      I'm screwed.

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  29. Mick the Greek
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Anyone have any advice on Arsenal and Stoke defensive cover

    Gibbs + Shawcross OR Sagna + Wilkinson?

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  30. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    14 years, 15 days ago

    Gary, I'm not sure Hansen enjoyed being at Anfield today

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