[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
24 March 2012 1638 comments
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Twice. That’s how many times –prior to today- that Robin Van Persie had failed to score or assist in an Arsenal win this season. Once at home, back in Gameweek 4 in a 1-0 win over Swansea, and once on the road, in a 2-1 triumph at Sunderland in Gameweek 25. With the Gunners on a six-match winning run coming into today’s game with Villa, confidence in the Dutchman was high; we’d handed him the armband in our droves, with 46% of all votes in the Captain Poll, double that of Wayne Rooney’s 23%.

Today’s 3-0 win at the Emirates extended the Gunners’ winning streak to seven games but it was the midfielders who stole the show; Mikel Arteta and Theo Walcott grabbed a goal apiece, while Alex Song provided a pair of assists.

There’s no doubt Van Persie’s blank – the first time since Gameweek 5 he has failed to score in back-to-back Gameweeks- hands the advantage firmly to Rooney this Monday evening. Those of us who have the United man, but failed to captain him, are now caught in a quandary as the champions take on travel-sick Fulham; willing Rooney to do well but, at the same time, not to run riot and rub our noses in it, with the rarity of an unreliant Robin perhaps proving pivotal in many a mini-league standing this week.

Swansea’s defeat at home to Everton also threw us a curveball, making a mockery of both form and fixture. With three clean sheets in a row, Brendan Rodgers’ backline was widely expected to produce defensive returns in this afternoon’s Liberty Stadium showdown. The Toffees spoiled our Fantasy plans, though, notching twice in an away for the first time since November; Leighton Baines netted for the first time this calendar year as the Swans’ wings were well and truly clipped.

Elsewhere, Wigan ruined the clean sheet hopes of Liverpool defenders in a shock 2-1 win at Anfield. With a single win in their last fourteen, Roberto Martinez’s side looked to have little chance of victory; Liverpool would surely bounce back from their midweek defeat at Loftus Road, right? Maybe the shock of Luis Suarez’s first home goal since Gameweek 15 stunned the hosts but yet another inept display from the Carling Cup winners saw them taste defeat for the fifth time in six. Daniel Agger’s return from a rib injury can’t come sooner for Kenny Dalgish.

In a weekend filled with the unexpected, then, it was left to Bolton to put a positive spin on the day’s events. Only this time last week, many of us had watched on as Fabrice Muamba lay motionless in the White Hart Lane turf after collapsing in the FA Cup clash with Spurs. Prior to kick-off, the club paid tribute to the midfielder’s remarkable, and continued, recovery over the last few days and, in an emotional match on Lancashire, the Trotters 2-1 derby win over Blackburn hauled them out of the relegation zone and proved a fitting end to what has been an extraordinary last seven days for everyone at the Reebok.

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  1. Mull
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    • 14 Years
    14 years, 14 days ago

    Anyone on lower than 11 points with 6 to play and (C) gone.

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    1. An Púca
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      no, thank God

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    2. Optimus.
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      you have 6 good players to come though

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      1. Mull
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        14 years, 14 days ago

        5 and Clint. Hopefully he can get a brace and punish those who benched him.

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    3. Parm
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      14 years, 14 days ago

      No, but 14 with 3 to play isn't much better.

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      1. Mull
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        14 years, 14 days ago

        That's worse.

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    4. JT's Dog
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        I have exactly that

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    5. tangtastic
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      14 years, 14 days ago

      Shearer trying to defend King Kenny

      'they've been in 3 cup competitions, they could end the season with 2 trophies. If you were an Arsenal fan, would you prefer that of a top 4 finish?'

      Shearer turns to Lee Dixon.

      Lee Dixon laughs and politely changes the subject.

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      1. An Púca
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        14 years, 14 days ago

        hou much do the beeb (british taxpayer) pay that eejit every year???

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        1. tangtastic
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          At a guess, too much.

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      2. Hect.OR 98th
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        Shearer is a poor pundit. He's a pundit for the visually-impaired: "He's trapped the ball, turned and put it wide."
        Thanks Alan. Braille punditry.

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        1. tangtastic
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          LOL

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        2. COMH
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          14 years, 14 days ago

          Haha brilliant!

          He gets well played for stating the obvious aswell.

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    6. Buck The Trent
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      Is Lescott price about to fall? He is -160% according to FISO, but not in the 'Price Fall" list @TotalFPL

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      1. Huckleberry
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        14 years, 14 days ago

        Ignore TotalFPL's price change tracker.

        Pantilimon has been at the top of that list for 20 weeks.

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    7. MJ6987
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      RVP.

      If Arsenal are amongst the goals then you're almost guaranteed that he's going to be involved.

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      1. floydy_floyd
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        Don't doubt the great man.

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        1. JT's Dog
            14 years, 14 days ago

            You have same name as my dog

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            1. floydy_floyd
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              Your wife's called floyd?

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              1. JT's Dog
                  14 years, 14 days ago

                  That would be funny if I wasnt gay, and we all know you of all people know that, nudge nudge wink wink say no more

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                  1. floydy_floyd
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                    Lol naw fam

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          • Mull
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            • 14 Years
            14 years, 14 days ago

            Twice. That’s how many times –prior to today- that Robin Van Persie had failed to score or assist in an Arsenal win this season. Once at home, back in Gameweek 4 in a 1-0 win over Swansea, and once on the road, in a 2-1 triumph at Sunderland in Gameweek 25.

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          • MJ6987
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            Quiz - (without looking it up) when was the last time in the PL that Arsenal scored 3 or more and RVP didn't score?

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            1. MJ6987
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              before today!

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              1. Parm
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                Butburn Away, Song & OG I think.

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                1. Declan-
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                  14 years, 14 days ago

                  he got an assist i think

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            2. Declan-
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              How long ago is it?

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              1. MJ6987
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                Early this season

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        2. COMH
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          14 years, 14 days ago

          Point hits really do sting a bit much for my liking so I think the 1 FT will this week.

          Skrtel or Enrique are being show the exit this week.

          Who do I get as a replacement?

          a) Cahill @ Villa + (h) to Wigan

          or

          b) Huth @ Wigan + (h) to Wolves

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          1. floydy_floyd
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            14 years, 14 days ago

            Huth defo. Won't surprise me to see Luiz partner terry regularly. Huth due a goal or two 😉

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          2. Mull
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 14 days ago

            Don't get rid of both. Get rid of one. Surely Liverpool will tighten it up at the back, Liverpool have fixture wise, new, AVL, bla, possible blank or midweek game, WBA, nor, CHE, swa and possible DGW.

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            1. floydy_floyd
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              Liverpool are awful and those defenders aren't cheap. I did enrique to verm this week and ain't looking back

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          3. King Eric, in America
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            14 years, 14 days ago

            a) easy peasy.

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        3. Corrigan
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          14 years, 14 days ago

          Arteta is a cross between a Ken Barbie doll and Action Man

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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            • 14 Years
            14 years, 14 days ago

            any thoughts on our discussion. Could sell Skrtel to Verm but need a Clint price, or I get a mid-priced option in and lose Santon. Would have 6.8, not many options outside of WBA, Jarivs, Ryo.

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        4. ipsilon
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          14 years, 14 days ago

          I still have Lindegaard in my team and his price is dropping tonight, again. Thinking about Begovic to rotate with Krul, should I do it now?

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          1. Corrigan
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            14 years, 14 days ago

            Begovic???? Lift your hands - this is your final warning!

            Just play Krul to the end unless you want another Utd outfielder.

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          2. Corrigan
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            14 years, 14 days ago

            I always felt that McClean and Sess combo would be unconventional gold dust given their prices and O'Neills impact.

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            1. Corrigan
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              woops. That was not meant to be a reply.

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        5. Viper
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          14 years, 14 days ago

          "17 – Arsenal have had more different goalscorers than any other team in the Premier League this season. Shared."

          One man team 😉

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        6. Optimus.
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          anyone see kevin doyle on deal or no deal yesterday?

          http://www.balls.ie/2012/03/23/if-kevin-doyle-had-a-sex-change/

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            did you see this girl on there the week before?

            http://up.liga.ir/images/6m7ux4qi4c6tyn7dvp1x.swf

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            1. Viper
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              Ya prick!! 😆

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            2. Optimus.
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 14 days ago

              very nearly 🙂

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            3. An Púca
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 14 days ago

              oh, me dicky ticker!!!!

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          2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            by the way, that is so obviously NOT deal or no deal

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            1. Optimus.
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              could have been who wants to be a millionaire who cares

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        7. Declan-
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          14 years, 14 days ago

          Thoughts on my gw 31 team?

          Krul
          Bae, Evans, Kelly
          Walcott, Siggy, Bale, Valencia
          Rvp(c), Aguero, Rooney

          Vorm, Raylor, McClean, Skrtel

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          1. Corrigan
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            Looking good.

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            1. Declan-
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              Thanks 🙂

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          2. Kagawa-san-mia
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            14 years, 14 days ago

            wait to see news on aguero injury, other than that lookin good

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        8. JT's Dog
            14 years, 14 days ago

            So my shout for crouch as 3rd forward may pay off. Pity I was planning it from next week

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            1. floydy_floyd
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 14 days ago

              I'm considering it but gonna go for adebayor and just leave him in all season barring injury. He'll get the odd big score

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              1. JT's Dog
                  14 years, 14 days ago

                  Not sure if I trust any spurs players to get big score any more

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                  1. floydy_floyd
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                    14 years, 14 days ago

                    I can see a late resurgence starting next week.

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            2. COMH
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              Who would you pick from this lot for a 3rd striker?

              a) Bendtner

              b) Crouch

              c) Yakubu

              d) Hoilett

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              1. floydy_floyd
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 14 days ago

                B, if not c.

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            3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              I have five people in my TotalFPL frame.

              We have all captained Wayne Rooney.

              🙂

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            4. pjomara
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              Seeing that Newcastle have a home banker next week, who's the best pick of their players?

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              1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                prick

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              2. Mull
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                Ba

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            5. rangerdad
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 14 days ago

              As a QPR fan and knowing how shite we are at the back, should I bring in Walcott or Song for next week ?

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              1. MJ6987
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 14 days ago

                Walcott

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              2. Nomar
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 14 days ago

                I would.

                We suck.

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            6. Corrigan
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              Cisse's had two broken legs and was disgusted at Roger Johnson's challenge, yet he is surprised at being sent off for that horror challenge.

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              1. COMH
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 14 days ago

                Yeah he is an idiot. In his own little world.

                How can QPR have so many players that are a liability.

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              2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                12 games, and he's going to to have missed 7 of them

                liability

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            7. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              bendtner takes off his silly mask and dons his silly hat

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            8. MJ6987
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              With Liverpool recently reaching that magical 40 point mark, one could forgive them for taking their feet off the gas...

              Not a bit of it! In consecutive weeks they have now run QPR, and now Wigan, mighty close!!

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              1. An Púca
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 14 days ago

                nice 1

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              2. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                They are trying to do a Birmingham...

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              3. Holy See
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 14 days ago

                Had a look at Wigan's upcoming fixtures, pretty pretty bad. Horrific in fact.

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            9. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              Fecked. Night.

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              1. Viper
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                Night 🙂

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              2. Somalion
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                Night good sir!

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              3. Holy See
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                Ba!

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            10. Kagawa-san-mia
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              i see that people are shipping bale out, price droppin tonight

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              1. Optimus.
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 14 days ago

                they obviously dont watch the footy

                he has hit the woodwork in each of the last 2

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                1. King Eric, in America
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 14 days ago

                  Guess that makes Suarez one of the best in the PL, then.

                  I've watched the footy, and Bale's poo. I'd trade him out, too, if I didn't have 3 or 4 other more pressing concerns.

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              2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                surprised with their upcoming run

                i'm sticking

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                1. Corrigan
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                  +1

                  *Shakes head*

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            11. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 14 days ago

              Corrigan, you still around my Chica loving friend?

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              1. Corrigan
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                I am. Real tricky one. Verm or Walcott...

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                1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  14 years, 14 days ago

                  or both but no Dempsey

                  Best replacement options. Jarvis, Etherington, Andrews, Morrisson, Ryo, Larrsson, Gardner, Moses.

                  If you bear in mind I am playing Siggy, Theo and Bale every week I am tempted to just get a budget option to rotate with McClean

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                  1. Corrigan
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                    14 years, 14 days ago

                    Don't bother with Verm 100%

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                    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 14 Years
                      14 years, 14 days ago

                      have 4.9 to replace Santon with? Best best? Simpson, Ridgewell, McAuley? Might hold onto Taiwo, even though QPRs fixtures are just awful.

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                2. little_wizard123
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                  14 years, 14 days ago

                  I'd go Verm.

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                3. JK - Cønt ⭐
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                  14 years, 14 days ago

                  hmm, Miyachi rotates well and seems to be picking up the points.

                  2 4 pointers

                  Young to Miyachi and Santon to Verm/ Yak to Hernandez

                  Dempsey to Theo and then the other.

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            12. Call Me Old Fashioned
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              Skrtel is exiting my team after returning 2pts from Wigan and QPR fixtures, that makes him useless. I can afford any defender (apart from a Utd defender). Who to get?

              1 - Terry/Cole/Cahill
              2 - Sagna/Verm
              3 - Kompany
              4 - Baines?!

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              1. MJ6987
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                Similar to my question below - you answer mine!

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                1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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                  14 years, 14 days ago

                  Kaboul for you. I have BAE for spurs defence

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              2. MJ6987
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                I am tempted by Baines - good fixtures, Everton looking good lately (except derby - rested too many) and Baines will surely get a pen at some point?

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                1. Call Me Old Fashioned
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 14 days ago

                  I am looking at Cahill myself. I promised myself after buying Drenthe that I will never get another everton players. But Baines fixtures are very nice.

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                  1. MJ6987
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 14 days ago

                    I am thinking Baines this week and maybe Cahill the week after

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            13. MJ6987
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              I need a new defender instead of Enrique...these are my candidates - who would you go for (fixtures for next 3 weeks for reference):

              Kaboul (SWA, sun, NOR)
              Kompany (SUN, ars, WBA) - if confirmed fit
              Baines (WBA, nor, SUN)

              Thanks!

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              1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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                None of the above probably a stoke/chelsea defender. At a push Kaboul

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                1. MJ6987
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 14 days ago

                  I won't be getting a Stoke def - not enough Clean Sheets. Cahill might be a reasonable bet

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              2. stooshermadness
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 14 days ago

                I'm thinking the same, Enrique out, but I am looking at the cheaper Everton options - Jagielka or Distin - WBA, nor, SUN in the next 3. I like the Kaboul shout as well.

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            14. COMH
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              What a finish from Holt. Why did you have to get sent off though!

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            15. DV8R
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              GW rank of 2.5 million... Expecting a massive red arrow

              And with 5 to play including Rooney (C), I'm relying on huge scores from them to save my gameweek

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              1. MJ6987
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 14 days ago

                Nah, you won't get a massive red arrow. And, I wouldn't be surprised to see you turn that round for a green.

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            16. Declan-
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              Up 34000 woohooo. Still a rubbish rank tho

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              1. The Finnisher
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                Aye you forgot a 0.

                Sorry.

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              2. COMH
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                Only dropped from 5,141 > 5,310

                Was expecting alot worse.

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                1. Mull
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                  14 years, 14 days ago

                  Really?

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              3. Optimus.
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                up 150 places myself

                cut down on the hits

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              4. floydy_floyd
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                I'm having a poor year as well lad. I'm normally brilliant.

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            17. Viper
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              Down 1,108 places, I will happily take that with Ba, Evans, Valencia & Rooney (c) still to come 🙂

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            18. The Finnisher
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              Green arrow with 25 (-4) and a GW rank of 1,004,687.

              I'll take it.

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              1. Optimus.
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                very similar to me..only 2 points above avg but 150 place rise ill take it

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              2. MJ6987
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                Small margins then cos I went DOWN 2.5k with 23 (-4)

                Should go back up on Monday though with Rooney (c), Valencia and Evans

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            19. COMH
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              14 years, 14 days ago

              Holt should never have been booked for the first one.

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            20. Mull
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              Down 28k, oh well 6 players to come will surely make that up.

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              1. kennethrhcp
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                14 years, 14 days ago

                down 6k (im around 85kish) 2 awful weeks in terms of who i benched! hindsight though is a great thing 🙂

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