[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
24 March 2012 1638 comments
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Twice. That’s how many times –prior to today- that Robin Van Persie had failed to score or assist in an Arsenal win this season. Once at home, back in Gameweek 4 in a 1-0 win over Swansea, and once on the road, in a 2-1 triumph at Sunderland in Gameweek 25. With the Gunners on a six-match winning run coming into today’s game with Villa, confidence in the Dutchman was high; we’d handed him the armband in our droves, with 46% of all votes in the Captain Poll, double that of Wayne Rooney’s 23%.

Today’s 3-0 win at the Emirates extended the Gunners’ winning streak to seven games but it was the midfielders who stole the show; Mikel Arteta and Theo Walcott grabbed a goal apiece, while Alex Song provided a pair of assists.

There’s no doubt Van Persie’s blank – the first time since Gameweek 5 he has failed to score in back-to-back Gameweeks- hands the advantage firmly to Rooney this Monday evening. Those of us who have the United man, but failed to captain him, are now caught in a quandary as the champions take on travel-sick Fulham; willing Rooney to do well but, at the same time, not to run riot and rub our noses in it, with the rarity of an unreliant Robin perhaps proving pivotal in many a mini-league standing this week.

Swansea’s defeat at home to Everton also threw us a curveball, making a mockery of both form and fixture. With three clean sheets in a row, Brendan Rodgers’ backline was widely expected to produce defensive returns in this afternoon’s Liberty Stadium showdown. The Toffees spoiled our Fantasy plans, though, notching twice in an away for the first time since November; Leighton Baines netted for the first time this calendar year as the Swans’ wings were well and truly clipped.

Elsewhere, Wigan ruined the clean sheet hopes of Liverpool defenders in a shock 2-1 win at Anfield. With a single win in their last fourteen, Roberto Martinez’s side looked to have little chance of victory; Liverpool would surely bounce back from their midweek defeat at Loftus Road, right? Maybe the shock of Luis Suarez’s first home goal since Gameweek 15 stunned the hosts but yet another inept display from the Carling Cup winners saw them taste defeat for the fifth time in six. Daniel Agger’s return from a rib injury can’t come sooner for Kenny Dalgish.

In a weekend filled with the unexpected, then, it was left to Bolton to put a positive spin on the day’s events. Only this time last week, many of us had watched on as Fabrice Muamba lay motionless in the White Hart Lane turf after collapsing in the FA Cup clash with Spurs. Prior to kick-off, the club paid tribute to the midfielder’s remarkable, and continued, recovery over the last few days and, in an emotional match on Lancashire, the Trotters 2-1 derby win over Blackburn hauled them out of the relegation zone and proved a fitting end to what has been an extraordinary last seven days for everyone at the Reebok.

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  1. Mull
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone on lower than 11 points with 6 to play and (C) gone.

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    1. An Púca
      14 years, 7 months ago

      no, thank God

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    2. Optimus.
      14 years, 7 months ago

      you have 6 good players to come though

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      1. Mull
        14 years, 7 months ago

        5 and Clint. Hopefully he can get a brace and punish those who benched him.

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    3. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 7 months ago

      No, but 14 with 3 to play isn't much better.

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      1. Mull
        14 years, 7 months ago

        That's worse.

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    4. JT's Dog
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I have exactly that

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  2. tangtastic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Shearer trying to defend King Kenny

    'they've been in 3 cup competitions, they could end the season with 2 trophies. If you were an Arsenal fan, would you prefer that of a top 4 finish?'

    Shearer turns to Lee Dixon.

    Lee Dixon laughs and politely changes the subject.

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    1. An Púca
      14 years, 7 months ago

      hou much do the beeb (british taxpayer) pay that eejit every year???

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      1. tangtastic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 7 months ago

        At a guess, too much.

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    2. Hect.OR 98th
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Shearer is a poor pundit. He's a pundit for the visually-impaired: "He's trapped the ball, turned and put it wide."
      Thanks Alan. Braille punditry.

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      1. tangtastic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 7 months ago

        LOL

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      2. COMH
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Haha brilliant!

        He gets well played for stating the obvious aswell.

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  3. Buck The Trent
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Is Lescott price about to fall? He is -160% according to FISO, but not in the 'Price Fall" list @TotalFPL

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    1. Huckleberry
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Ignore TotalFPL's price change tracker.

      Pantilimon has been at the top of that list for 20 weeks.

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  4. MJ6987
    14 years, 7 months ago

    RVP.

    If Arsenal are amongst the goals then you're almost guaranteed that he's going to be involved.

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    1. floydy_floyd
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Don't doubt the great man.

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      1. JT's Dog
        14 years, 7 months ago

        You have same name as my dog

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        1. floydy_floyd
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Your wife's called floyd?

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          1. JT's Dog
            14 years, 7 months ago

            That would be funny if I wasnt gay, and we all know you of all people know that, nudge nudge wink wink say no more

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            1. floydy_floyd
              14 years, 7 months ago

              Lol naw fam

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    2. Mull
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Twice. That’s how many times –prior to today- that Robin Van Persie had failed to score or assist in an Arsenal win this season. Once at home, back in Gameweek 4 in a 1-0 win over Swansea, and once on the road, in a 2-1 triumph at Sunderland in Gameweek 25.

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    3. MJ6987
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Quiz - (without looking it up) when was the last time in the PL that Arsenal scored 3 or more and RVP didn't score?

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      1. MJ6987
        14 years, 7 months ago

        before today!

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        1. Parm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Butburn Away, Song & OG I think.

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          1. Declan-
            14 years, 7 months ago

            he got an assist i think

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      2. Declan-
        14 years, 7 months ago

        How long ago is it?

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        1. MJ6987
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Early this season

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  5. COMH
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Point hits really do sting a bit much for my liking so I think the 1 FT will this week.

    Skrtel or Enrique are being show the exit this week.

    Who do I get as a replacement?

    a) Cahill @ Villa + (h) to Wigan

    or

    b) Huth @ Wigan + (h) to Wolves

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    1. floydy_floyd
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Huth defo. Won't surprise me to see Luiz partner terry regularly. Huth due a goal or two 😉

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    2. Mull
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Don't get rid of both. Get rid of one. Surely Liverpool will tighten it up at the back, Liverpool have fixture wise, new, AVL, bla, possible blank or midweek game, WBA, nor, CHE, swa and possible DGW.

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      1. floydy_floyd
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Liverpool are awful and those defenders aren't cheap. I did enrique to verm this week and ain't looking back

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    3. King Eric, in America
      14 years, 7 months ago

      a) easy peasy.

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  6. Corrigan
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Arteta is a cross between a Ken Barbie doll and Action Man

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 7 months ago

      any thoughts on our discussion. Could sell Skrtel to Verm but need a Clint price, or I get a mid-priced option in and lose Santon. Would have 6.8, not many options outside of WBA, Jarivs, Ryo.

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  7. ipsilon
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I still have Lindegaard in my team and his price is dropping tonight, again. Thinking about Begovic to rotate with Krul, should I do it now?

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    1. Corrigan
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Begovic???? Lift your hands - this is your final warning!

      Just play Krul to the end unless you want another Utd outfielder.

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    2. Corrigan
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I always felt that McClean and Sess combo would be unconventional gold dust given their prices and O'Neills impact.

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      1. Corrigan
        14 years, 7 months ago

        woops. That was not meant to be a reply.

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  8. Viper
    14 years, 7 months ago

    "17 – Arsenal have had more different goalscorers than any other team in the Premier League this season. Shared."

    One man team 😉

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  9. Optimus.
    14 years, 7 months ago

    anyone see kevin doyle on deal or no deal yesterday?

    http://www.balls.ie/2012/03/23/if-kevin-doyle-had-a-sex-change/

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      14 years, 7 months ago

      did you see this girl on there the week before?

      http://up.liga.ir/images/6m7ux4qi4c6tyn7dvp1x.swf

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      1. Viper
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Ya prick!! 😆

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      2. Optimus.
        14 years, 7 months ago

        very nearly 🙂

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      3. An Púca
        14 years, 7 months ago

        oh, me dicky ticker!!!!

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      14 years, 7 months ago

      by the way, that is so obviously NOT deal or no deal

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      1. Optimus.
        14 years, 7 months ago

        could have been who wants to be a millionaire who cares

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  10. Declan-
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Thoughts on my gw 31 team?

    Krul
    Bae, Evans, Kelly
    Walcott, Siggy, Bale, Valencia
    Rvp(c), Aguero, Rooney

    Vorm, Raylor, McClean, Skrtel

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    1. Corrigan
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Looking good.

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      1. Declan-
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks 🙂

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    2. Kagawa-san-mia
      14 years, 7 months ago

      wait to see news on aguero injury, other than that lookin good

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  11. JT's Dog
    14 years, 7 months ago

    So my shout for crouch as 3rd forward may pay off. Pity I was planning it from next week

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    1. floydy_floyd
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I'm considering it but gonna go for adebayor and just leave him in all season barring injury. He'll get the odd big score

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      1. JT's Dog
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Not sure if I trust any spurs players to get big score any more

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        1. floydy_floyd
          14 years, 7 months ago

          I can see a late resurgence starting next week.

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  12. COMH
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Who would you pick from this lot for a 3rd striker?

    a) Bendtner

    b) Crouch

    c) Yakubu

    d) Hoilett

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    1. floydy_floyd
      14 years, 7 months ago

      B, if not c.

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  13. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I have five people in my TotalFPL frame.

    We have all captained Wayne Rooney.

    🙂

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  14. pjomara
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Seeing that Newcastle have a home banker next week, who's the best pick of their players?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      14 years, 7 months ago

      prick

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    2. Mull
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Ba

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  15. rangerdad
    14 years, 7 months ago

    As a QPR fan and knowing how shite we are at the back, should I bring in Walcott or Song for next week ?

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    1. MJ6987
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Walcott

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    2. Nomar
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I would.

      We suck.

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  16. Corrigan
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Cisse's had two broken legs and was disgusted at Roger Johnson's challenge, yet he is surprised at being sent off for that horror challenge.

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    1. COMH
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Yeah he is an idiot. In his own little world.

      How can QPR have so many players that are a liability.

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      14 years, 7 months ago

      12 games, and he's going to to have missed 7 of them

      liability

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  17. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    14 years, 7 months ago

    bendtner takes off his silly mask and dons his silly hat

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  18. MJ6987
    14 years, 7 months ago

    With Liverpool recently reaching that magical 40 point mark, one could forgive them for taking their feet off the gas...

    Not a bit of it! In consecutive weeks they have now run QPR, and now Wigan, mighty close!!

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    1. An Púca
      14 years, 7 months ago

      nice 1

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    2. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      14 years, 7 months ago

      They are trying to do a Birmingham...

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    3. Holy See
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Had a look at Wigan's upcoming fixtures, pretty pretty bad. Horrific in fact.

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  19. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Fecked. Night.

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    1. Viper
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Night 🙂

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    2. Somalion
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Night good sir!

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    3. Holy See
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Ba!

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  20. Kagawa-san-mia
    14 years, 7 months ago

    i see that people are shipping bale out, price droppin tonight

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    1. Optimus.
      14 years, 7 months ago

      they obviously dont watch the footy

      he has hit the woodwork in each of the last 2

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      1. King Eric, in America
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Guess that makes Suarez one of the best in the PL, then.

        I've watched the footy, and Bale's poo. I'd trade him out, too, if I didn't have 3 or 4 other more pressing concerns.

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      14 years, 7 months ago

      surprised with their upcoming run

      i'm sticking

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      1. Corrigan
        14 years, 7 months ago

        +1

        *Shakes head*

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  21. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Corrigan, you still around my Chica loving friend?

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    1. Corrigan
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I am. Real tricky one. Verm or Walcott...

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 7 months ago

        or both but no Dempsey

        Best replacement options. Jarvis, Etherington, Andrews, Morrisson, Ryo, Larrsson, Gardner, Moses.

        If you bear in mind I am playing Siggy, Theo and Bale every week I am tempted to just get a budget option to rotate with McClean

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        1. Corrigan
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Don't bother with Verm 100%

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            14 years, 7 months ago

            have 4.9 to replace Santon with? Best best? Simpson, Ridgewell, McAuley? Might hold onto Taiwo, even though QPRs fixtures are just awful.

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      2. little_wizard123
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I'd go Verm.

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      3. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 7 months ago

        hmm, Miyachi rotates well and seems to be picking up the points.

        2 4 pointers

        Young to Miyachi and Santon to Verm/ Yak to Hernandez

        Dempsey to Theo and then the other.

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  22. Call Me Old Fashioned
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Skrtel is exiting my team after returning 2pts from Wigan and QPR fixtures, that makes him useless. I can afford any defender (apart from a Utd defender). Who to get?

    1 - Terry/Cole/Cahill
    2 - Sagna/Verm
    3 - Kompany
    4 - Baines?!

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    1. MJ6987
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Similar to my question below - you answer mine!

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Kaboul for you. I have BAE for spurs defence

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    2. MJ6987
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I am tempted by Baines - good fixtures, Everton looking good lately (except derby - rested too many) and Baines will surely get a pen at some point?

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I am looking at Cahill myself. I promised myself after buying Drenthe that I will never get another everton players. But Baines fixtures are very nice.

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        1. MJ6987
          14 years, 7 months ago

          I am thinking Baines this week and maybe Cahill the week after

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  23. MJ6987
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I need a new defender instead of Enrique...these are my candidates - who would you go for (fixtures for next 3 weeks for reference):

    Kaboul (SWA, sun, NOR)
    Kompany (SUN, ars, WBA) - if confirmed fit
    Baines (WBA, nor, SUN)

    Thanks!

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    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      14 years, 7 months ago

      None of the above probably a stoke/chelsea defender. At a push Kaboul

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      1. MJ6987
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I won't be getting a Stoke def - not enough Clean Sheets. Cahill might be a reasonable bet

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    2. stooshermadness
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I'm thinking the same, Enrique out, but I am looking at the cheaper Everton options - Jagielka or Distin - WBA, nor, SUN in the next 3. I like the Kaboul shout as well.

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  24. COMH
    14 years, 7 months ago

    What a finish from Holt. Why did you have to get sent off though!

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  25. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 7 months ago

    GW rank of 2.5 million... Expecting a massive red arrow

    And with 5 to play including Rooney (C), I'm relying on huge scores from them to save my gameweek

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    1. MJ6987
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Nah, you won't get a massive red arrow. And, I wouldn't be surprised to see you turn that round for a green.

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  26. Declan-
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Up 34000 woohooo. Still a rubbish rank tho

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    1. The Finnisher
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Aye you forgot a 0.

      Sorry.

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    2. COMH
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Only dropped from 5,141 > 5,310

      Was expecting alot worse.

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      1. Mull
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Really?

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    3. Optimus.
      14 years, 7 months ago

      up 150 places myself

      cut down on the hits

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    4. floydy_floyd
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I'm having a poor year as well lad. I'm normally brilliant.

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  27. Viper
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Down 1,108 places, I will happily take that with Ba, Evans, Valencia & Rooney (c) still to come 🙂

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  28. The Finnisher
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Green arrow with 25 (-4) and a GW rank of 1,004,687.

    I'll take it.

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    1. Optimus.
      14 years, 7 months ago

      very similar to me..only 2 points above avg but 150 place rise ill take it

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    2. MJ6987
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Small margins then cos I went DOWN 2.5k with 23 (-4)

      Should go back up on Monday though with Rooney (c), Valencia and Evans

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  29. COMH
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Holt should never have been booked for the first one.

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  30. Mull
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Down 28k, oh well 6 players to come will surely make that up.

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    1. kennethrhcp
      14 years, 7 months ago

      down 6k (im around 85kish) 2 awful weeks in terms of who i benched! hindsight though is a great thing 🙂

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