[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
9 April 2012 3876 comments
Mark Mark
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Maybe it’s the loss of control – the fear that, no matter the logic behind our decisions, we’re at the mercy of another’s whims. Whatever the psychological babble surrounding the Fantasy manager’s view of the rotation policy, there’s no doubt that it can hit us hard – just below the gut, where it really hurts.

If today’s teamsheets at Goodison and White Hart Lane provided early Gameweek wounds, we can at least take some comfort that at least one of the culprits will be similarly bruised as a result of the tinkering.

Harry Redknapp’s decision to make five changes for the home clash with Norwich ahead of Sunday’s FA Cup semi-final with Chelsea truly backfired, condemning Spurs to a damaging defeat, leaving the back door ajar for Newcastle to drew level on points with their routine win over Bolton.

Without the promptings and threat of Rafael Van der Vaart and the power and presence of Emmanuel Adebayor, Spurs struggled to make an impression on yet another spirited Norwich showing. With Scott Parker also preserved, Spurs were unable to wrestle control; even the belated introduction of Adebayor failed to spark them as they slipped to a 2-1 reverse.

Gareth Bale was fit enough to start but, again, failed to register returns. His performances have warranted better but, with Spurs scoring just six goals in their last seven games, Bale has struggled to maintain the form that had seen him nudge his way to essential status in Fantasy terms. That status has slipped spectacularly – nine starts without a goal makes painful reading for his remaining owners and will doubtless fuel further heavy Fantasy sales.

Over 40,000 have already shed the Welshman off the back of the uncertainty going into today’s game – there’s likely to be plenty more to follow with the yawning Gameweek 34 blank looming. Bale’s Gameweek 36 double with Blackburn and Bolton remains a temptation and could yet carry a sting for those who have lost patience. Indeed, the run-in remains ridiculously favourable for Redknapp’s men but the loss of form is alarming. Bale can’t turn fortunes and win matches on his own – his efforts in recent weeks have proved that much.

Form is certainly no issue at Goodison Park, with today’s 4-0 rout of Sunderland bringing their third win in four. Despite the result, David Moyes was the other villain of the day. The Scot also made five changes to his lineup, notably resting Nikaca Jelevic and Leighton Baines, a player who had, until today, had missed just a single league game over the past two a bit seasons. Unlike Redknapp, however, Moyes will be feeling rather smug this evening.

The Everton boss watched his “makeshift” lineup sweep Sunderland aside with Scout Pick Steven Pienaar and winger Magaye Gueye particularly influential. He’ll now sit back and observe how Kenny Dalglish shuffles his pack for tomorrow night’s Ewood Park visit, comfortable in the knowledge that his own key players are well rested for their FA Cup clash, opening up a four point gap over their rivals in the process.

Credit to Moyes, the plan came together beautifully. When that plan is a rotation policy, however, it’s so often us Fantasy managers left wincing. I’d like to imagine that Moyes will feel just a small pang of regret with his celebratory dram and slippers tonight. We already know that Harry will be choking on his Horlicks.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. McDog
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 12 months ago

    Come on Fulham, win it now.

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  2. Dirty Dhalsim
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 12 months ago

    Oh-oh, I'm a Cahill & a Dempsey owner - hope that is a Demps goal.

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  3. UKG
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 12 months ago

    OG Cahill 🙂

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  4. Thatsnotcricket
      13 years, 12 months ago

      I'm sick of losing clean sheets in the last f**king ten or five minutes. I have to own some kind of record!!!!!!!

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    • Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      I hope it goes down as a Cahill own goal, would make me extremely happy

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      1. Pasqualinho
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        Dubious goals panel will definitely take it off Dempsey - but unless the PA change their mind today it will stay his goal for FPL.

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    • HisHoliness
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      Dempsey, the new Lampard, i.e. a points scoring machine!!!

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    • Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      Haha own goal Cahill off his arse

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    • Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      Definite Cahill OG

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      1. Samwise the Brave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        Don't want to admit it but yeah

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    • Croco
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      Captain America saves the day again 🙂

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    • LaLaLand
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      clear OG dempsey assist

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      1. Chris de Borg
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        They've given 5 pts to Dempsey. Cue a few emails to FPL Towers.

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        1. UnderstandablyDistraught
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 12 months ago

          Cue the moaning bitches

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    • Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      As a Clint owner, I'd still be happy with assist points. Score another one my man!

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    • tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      Yeah. That was definitely going wide.

      Still, hope its given as a goal. If not, an assist will do.

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    • Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      FPL have given the clint goal. Time to get over it ppl without clint and move on

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      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        haha. nice try.

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      2. crystalpalaceRus
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        blind moron

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      3. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        I'm fine with it.

        **Tears rolling down his cheek, he picks up the Durex tissues, previously used by Corrigan when he viewed a picture of Rebecca Night**

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 12 months ago

          wait a second

          don't wipe your face with THOSE!!!

          eww

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    • SPorting
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      just seen it now.

      definite OG.

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    • COMH
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      Number 23 - Beckham, Jordan, DEMPSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      1. Gamst - Up (?) the Rovers
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        I think Jordan was before Beckham 😉

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    • Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      How much time lag are people on with their streams, Cahill/Dempsey has to have been scoring for the last 5 minutes.

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    • JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      meh, you win some lose some

      Theo to Clint in 35 is still the plan. At least he can't bite me next week.

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      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        my plan too. it's been working so far.....

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      2. @ImpressiveTackl
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        He's bitten you more times than the bedbugs already. Chin up.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 12 months ago

          only twice, last week when I accidentally benched him, ans now this week when I shipped him for Sess and kept Bale for his 'easier fixture'

          He will destroy Wigan., and I will own him. He is going up tonight but so is Theo so no loss for me.

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    • DLL18
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      I think Dempsey will probably keep it for now and then it might get revised to an OG by the DGP.

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    • crystalpalaceRus
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      is it down as a og yet on prem site?

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    • More Cowbell
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      Frei has been outstanding. Hope they give him the bottle of champers.

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    • Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      I thought the stream was very poor quality then I realised its lashing rain at the game...

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    • jungle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      is it an OG if he tapped it in with his butt?

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      1. MCM
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        Silva got that goal last Season at OT. Dzeko's shot coming off his rear.

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      2. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        Yes because Clints shot was going off target and Cahills arse made it on target

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        1. Kirby
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 12 months ago

          😆

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    • Smurf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      When will it be confirmed as a goal or OG? Obviously the dubious goals pannel will be to late for FPL points wont they?

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    • Christina.
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      If own goal then dempsey assist?

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      1. The Milkman
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        Dempsey assist. Cahill ass.

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      2. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        should be and i will take it gladly

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      3. super zlatan
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        Yep

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    • GinjaWhinja
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      Jees.....when will Chelsea learn that sitting on a one goal lead is not good enough these days? Not with a bunch of donkeys in defence!

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    • The Milkman
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      Loving the Cahill o.g. since I've sold him ahead of this GW, and the Dempsey assist will do nicely.

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      1. Cheggers
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        hes not got an og

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        1. The Milkman
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 12 months ago

          I think you'll find he has/will.

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    • Jonah Takalua
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      dempsey goal 100%

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      1. Toby
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        +1

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      2. crystalpalaceRus
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        ROFL

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      3. MikeyMitz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        You are an idiot

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      4. Brookins
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        Sure.

        If you don't know the rules.

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    • MACHU MICHU
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      Now just need Mata to score !

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    • Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      clint had many off target today?

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      1. MACHU MICHU
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        4 total 3 on 1 off

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      2. DLL18
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        4 Shots, 3 on target

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    • Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 12 months ago

      I can't wait to bring back and hand the armband to Captain America in GW35.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 12 months ago

        +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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