634x258 The Knee Jerk
21 April 2012 2926 comments
Mark Mark
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No goals from open play in seven league starts. That’s a statistic which, a couple of months ago, would seem improbable of a player of the stature of Robin Van Persie. It looked like he’d run and run until the end of the season; that Arsenal’s skipper had successfully broken Fantasy football and made a slot in our squads his own, with the captain’s armband soldered to his bicep.

Today’s blank in the stifling 0-0 with Chelsea at the Emirates was the latest setback for those clinging to Van Persie, in the hope that he’ll recapture the stunning form which saw him reach essential status. Certainly there’s been no let up in goal threat from Arsenal’s talisman. Today, Van Persie fired in seven efforts on goal – more than any other player in the Gameweek thus far – it was his most threatening display since Gameweek 18. Reassurance in numbers form – but is it enough?

Such statistics would indicate that his army of Fantasy owners, and those who skippered him yet again, were unfortunate to pocket just a single point after the Dutchman earned his seventh booking of the season. As Arsene Wenger commented in his post-match conference, Van Persie gave everything but, like his owners, he just got nothing back.

The question is, where do we go from here? A total of 74,000 net transfers out last week, already Van Persie is being shipped by thousands. Clearly there’s a tide turning against him as patience wears thin. Although fixtures against Stoke, Norwich and West Brom would suggest that Arsenal and Van Persie still have goals left to score.

Today’s injury to Theo Walcott won’t help acquire them – Van Persie will now have to do without his supply from the right flank for the remaining matches. However, that also deprives Arsene Wenger of the option of shifting Walcott to a central role and carrying out the unthinkable act of resting his skipper – even with 50 games in the tank. While Arsenal still have something to play for, Van Persie will surely start and, with those opponents, logic and statistics suggest that the goal drought surely cannot continue.

It’s getting tougher to hang on to such arguments, though. With Papiss Cisse maintaining a frightening and improbable scoring rate, it’s almost as if the power has shifted. Like the goal mojo took a train to Tyneside, leaving the weary Dutchman searching for the knack, whilst Cisse went about feasting. Double Gameweek offerings will be the next to tempt us to pull the chord on the Van Persie ejector seat: the nagging doubts are building.

Today’s harsh lesson will surely see the armband kept from Van Persie when he rolls up at Stoke. A notorious setting, Wenger won’t relish taking his men to the Britannia and the majority will expect Van Persie’s dry spell to be extended. Those who press the button prior to Gameweek will cling to the fact that the Gunners rarely enjoy their encounters with the muscular Potters who, at their best, can be formidable in front of their bellowing fans. It all points to another blank for the goalscorer supreme. I can almost see Tony Pulis, furiously waving a green flag for those now pondering disposing of Van Persie’s talents.

Personally, I’m not sure I want to take Tony’s advice: I never trust a man in a baseball cap. I’m not turning my back on Robin, not yet. Maybe I’ll sleep on it. Maybe, once Wayne Rooney has done his thing against Everton, once City have torn up Wolves – maybe then they’ll be enough to convince me that it’s time to give it up.

Right now it feels wrong. The good times are still too fresh in the mind. Even if part of me is watching my season whimper out along with Van Persie’s, he’s saved me so often, it’s almost as if I feel I owe to him to remain faithful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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    That 2nd goal was simply class

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  2. Nickyboy
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    Love you Cisse xx

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  3. palalmas
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    Need some help for GW36. Is very close in two private leagues, and its a lot of money in the pot.

    Whit 1FT and 0,7 in the bank I have this team:

    Bogdan* (Vorm)
    Simpson* Skrtel* Walker* (Evans Caulker)
    Bale* Dempsey* Ben Arfa* Silva (Siggy)
    Cisse* RvP Rooney

    * means DGW.

    Thinking about Mata for Silva. Wants to get in a Chelsea player, but im afraid of the rotation risk.

    Any thoughts and suggestions??

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    1. Parm
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      I'd say your fine IMO, maybe Silva for VDV/Pienaar.

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      1. palalmas
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        Could put Silva on the bench for Siggy as well?

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  4. Parm
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    DGW.........BRING IT ON!!!!!!!

    Vorm
    **Simpson** • Turner • **Huth**
    **Bale** • **VDV** • **Dempsey** • Sigurdsson
    **Jelavic** • **Cisse** • RVP

    **Sorenson** • Vermaelen • Valencia • Evans

    -4pts Bank: £3.0m

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    1. COMH
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      Quality!

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    2. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      do you have that much faith in spurs, because I cant bring myself to buy VDV yet

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  5. Abominable Snowy84
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    John Higgins stiil in! Phew! 50euro on!

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    1. Mull
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      Was that to win the whole thing or just his 1st round match?

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      1. Abominable Snowy84
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        10/1 outright.

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    2. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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      He was lucky!

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      1. Abominable Snowy84
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        I know!!

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  6. Mull
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    What does Williamson have to do to rise in price? He has 5 clean sheets in his last 6!!!

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    1. Parm
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      SCORE!!

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    2. The Bandit
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      Most people prob already have another Newc def

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  7. The Mousa is Loosa
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    Lost on the last page
    Next GW 1 FT .6 in the bank:

    Vorm
    Caulker BAE Cahill
    Bale HBA Mata Dempsey Siggy
    Cisse Tevez

    Ruddy RVP Verm Evans

    Should I play RVP over Sigg? Would Skrtel be a good shout for Verm, or should I keep him for the remainder of the season?

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  8. COMH
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    Newcastle are a quality side. They need to hang on to all their players next season.

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    1. Mull
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      They'll have Saylor back next year as well to make them even stronger. However I don't think they'll be as good as they are this year due to them playing midweek in Europe and picking up Stoke Syndrome.

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      1. COMH
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        They might cope better than Stoke. They are horrible full stop.

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        1. Mull
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          I know but the squad is not that deep.

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          1. COMH
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            That's what summer spending is for 🙂

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    2. The Bandit
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      Seems only yesterday their fickle fans were calling for Ashleys head for appointing his cockney w@anker mate as manager.... 🙄

      Pardew for England

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      1. Abominable Snowy84
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        Didnt Pardew say not so long ago he didnt want it??

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        1. The Bandit
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          Everybody did when they thought 'Arry was nailed on..

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      2. COMH
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        Yeah totally. Very fickle of them! Ashley has restructured the club, cleared the debt and looking like having a great side. Not so bad after all.

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  9. Parm
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    So much Quality in this Toon side.

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  10. An Púca
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    fek it, I think i'll risk bringing Mata in. He'll hvae a good few days between chelski bowing out to Barca and facing QPR on Sunday. They then need to win their prem lg games to make Champs lg next season so they need him
    Thats how I'm justifying it anyways1

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    1. The Mousa is Loosa
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      That's what my reasoning was as well. Now I'm starting to think I was a tad too hasty in bringing him in

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  11. COMH
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    Would you bring in Cabaye or HBA?

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
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      Iv HBA.

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  12. TorresMagic™
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    Which 3 would you play in GW36?

    Evans, Verm, Simpson, Shawcross and Turner

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      simpson, shawcross (only because of DGW) and verm

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        That's my current thinking. 🙂

        Not strong but hopefully passable.

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        1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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          stoke been so bad that i would bet turner to out score him. But Shawcross has a DGW so he has to play

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    2. Davemc23
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      Bench Evans anyway for sure, and probably simpson for the other spot

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Simpson (DGW)? 😯

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        1. Davemc23
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          Don't fancy a clean sheet for him in the 2 away games he plays. However, I do fancy a cleanie for turner, plus he carries a goal threat

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    3. BOOM XHAKALACA
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      Simpson, Shawcross and Turner

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Will Stoke even score? Can see Bolton scoring.

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  13. Davemc23
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    Quick poll lads if ye don't mind:

    A. Bale & Moses

    B. Modric & Pienaar

    *until the end of the season

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    1. Parm
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      A, although both Modric & Moses assist the assister.

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    2. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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      C. Moses and Pienaar

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    3. COMH
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      Bale + Pienaar if you can afford it. Bale + Moses otherwise.

      Modric is terrible at FF.

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      1. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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        Bale isn't so hot himself of late 😀 If I was going to punt on spurs for the DGW, I think it has to be VDV.

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        1. COMH
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          Yeah Bale or VDV. Potential is there from both. Definitely not there from Modric.

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      2. Low-Life
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        Didn't know he had a team.

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    4. Lord Flashheart
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      D bale and osman

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      1. Davemc23
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        I should say this is for a wildcard team where I will already have VDV

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  14. anish10
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    Who has everyone taken walcott out for?

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    1. COMH
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      Noone yet. Bale or VDV probably even though they are playing like Wolves.

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      1. Low-Life
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        Not tempted by HBA / Cabaye?

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        1. COMH
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          Yeah getting one of them in aswell. I could just ignore Spurs but surely they react against Blackburn and Bolton?

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          1. Low-Life
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            Really not sure. With Spurs' form, and Blackburn / Bolton desperate for points, I'm wondering if there might be better options. Fed up of Bale as it is. I'll see what happens with Chelsea v Barcelona, wondering if they might be a better bet if they go out, though that's a risk too.

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    2. DundalkKid
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      Did Walcott --> Dempsey last night

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      1. The Bandit
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        This

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        1. DundalkKid
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          What with the "This" replies ??

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          1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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            agrees with you

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            1. DundalkKid
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              Ahh I see. Cheers

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    3. Evs
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      Dempsey.

      11:24, 21st april 2012 😉

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  15. COMH
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    QPR love a red card.

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
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      They do 🙂

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      1. COMH
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        Don't need an article on what Derry thought of his sending off. I know that was harsh but my comment was meant in a joking way regarding their many sendings off for Diakite, Cisse, Barton etc.

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  16. The Mousa is Loosa
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    How likely is Mata to play in both games this coming GW?

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    1. COMH
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      Unlikely

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    2. tangtastic
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      About as likely as my chances.

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  17. tangtastic
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    Just what is it with QPR and red cards?

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    1. the Penman
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      What is it with QPR goalscorers and red cards? That's like 3 this season, no?

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  18. div
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    1FT and 2.4 in the bank, willing to take a hit.

    Vorm
    Kompany, Enrique, Vermaelen
    Dempsey, Valencia, Bale, Siggy
    RVP, Tevez, Cisse

    Mignolet, McClean, Turner, Evans

    Do I -

    A. Kompany > Chelsea Def
    B. Valencia > Pienaar
    C. McClean > Ben Arfa
    D. Vorm > Freidal/Howard
    E. Other

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    1. DundalkKid
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      C

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  19. David Davros
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    VDV in I reckon, but for Sess or Valencia?

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    1. beric
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      Sess, if you can bench Valencia for the following two weeks

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      1. beric
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        *if you can bench valencia this week, in order to play him the following two weeks

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    2. DundalkKid
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      Defo Sess

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  20. royals forever
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    What do you thnk about these transfers

    Vorm > Howard
    Collins > Shawcross
    Walcott > Pienaar

    Or

    are there better transfers that I can do for the DGW

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    1. DundalkKid
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      Looks good to me

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  21. flipperallstars
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    Hoping wolves score tomorrow to help my dgw. Wish I hadn't got Cahill on subs bench

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  22. Call Me Old Fashioned
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    Great stuff from QPR. Spurs highlights only really makes me think about bringing in VDV for DGW. Apart from VDV nothing else about spurs gives me any excitement apart from that hot red head in the crowd.

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    1. Parm
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      Red head?

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      1. tangtastic
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        Harry Redknapp.

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        1. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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          😀 😀 😀

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          1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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            how is your PP cup tie going dude?

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      2. Call Me Old Fashioned
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        yeah after they missed a chance the camera in MOTD showed a hot red head in the crowd expressing her dissapointed etched over her face, she was fine

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    2. Optimus.
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      after that game..i think bale is too much spurs coverage for me

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  23. COMH
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    Why has Spurs season started to melt like Arry's face? They are melting away.

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  24. LaLaLand
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    team of the year? for me

    hart/krul
    richards/walker kompany kaboul/koscielny enrique/bae
    dempsey silva parker valencia
    rvp aguero

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    1. HVT
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      Vorm and siggy

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  25. Parm
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    Predos for tomorrow peeps?

    MU 2-0 EVE
    WOL 1-0 MC

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    1. tangtastic
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      😆

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      1. tangtastic
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        Utd 1 - 0 Eve

        Wol 0 - 4 City

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    2. Optimus.
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      2-0
      1-5

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    3. gledy
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      mu - eve 1-0
      wol - cit 0-6
      liv - wba 2-0

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    4. the Penman
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      MUN 1 - 0 EVE (Wellbeck, Val assist)
      WOL 1 - 4 MCI (Fletcher from Doyle, Aguero x2, Tevez, A Johnson; 2x Silva assists, 1x Tevez, 1x Aguero)

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    5. MJ6987
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      Utd 2 Eve 0
      Wol 0 Citeh 7

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  26. Bale me Out
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    Time to abandon RVP ship? If Yes then hop on which one aside Cisse?

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    1. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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      Jelly!

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  27. Hect.OR 98th
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    Doesn't matter if the ref had forgotten Taraabt's first yellow. Ignorance of the rules from Hansen.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Ignorance from Hansen. Now, there's a surprise ... 😉

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      1. Hect.OR 98th
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        I quite like him normally. Better than "Braille" Shearer anyway.

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  28. The Mousa is Loosa
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    Caulker and Mata to:

    A: Skrtel, Pienaar

    B: Jagielka, Cheaper Chelsea midfielder

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    1. MJ6987
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      A

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  29. Parm
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    WTF Yakubu?!

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