634x258 The Knee Jerk
21 April 2012 2926 comments
Mark Mark
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No goals from open play in seven league starts. That’s a statistic which, a couple of months ago, would seem improbable of a player of the stature of Robin Van Persie. It looked like he’d run and run until the end of the season; that Arsenal’s skipper had successfully broken Fantasy football and made a slot in our squads his own, with the captain’s armband soldered to his bicep.

Today’s blank in the stifling 0-0 with Chelsea at the Emirates was the latest setback for those clinging to Van Persie, in the hope that he’ll recapture the stunning form which saw him reach essential status. Certainly there’s been no let up in goal threat from Arsenal’s talisman. Today, Van Persie fired in seven efforts on goal – more than any other player in the Gameweek thus far – it was his most threatening display since Gameweek 18. Reassurance in numbers form – but is it enough?

Such statistics would indicate that his army of Fantasy owners, and those who skippered him yet again, were unfortunate to pocket just a single point after the Dutchman earned his seventh booking of the season. As Arsene Wenger commented in his post-match conference, Van Persie gave everything but, like his owners, he just got nothing back.

The question is, where do we go from here? A total of 74,000 net transfers out last week, already Van Persie is being shipped by thousands. Clearly there’s a tide turning against him as patience wears thin. Although fixtures against Stoke, Norwich and West Brom would suggest that Arsenal and Van Persie still have goals left to score.

Today’s injury to Theo Walcott won’t help acquire them – Van Persie will now have to do without his supply from the right flank for the remaining matches. However, that also deprives Arsene Wenger of the option of shifting Walcott to a central role and carrying out the unthinkable act of resting his skipper – even with 50 games in the tank. While Arsenal still have something to play for, Van Persie will surely start and, with those opponents, logic and statistics suggest that the goal drought surely cannot continue.

It’s getting tougher to hang on to such arguments, though. With Papiss Cisse maintaining a frightening and improbable scoring rate, it’s almost as if the power has shifted. Like the goal mojo took a train to Tyneside, leaving the weary Dutchman searching for the knack, whilst Cisse went about feasting. Double Gameweek offerings will be the next to tempt us to pull the chord on the Van Persie ejector seat: the nagging doubts are building.

Today’s harsh lesson will surely see the armband kept from Van Persie when he rolls up at Stoke. A notorious setting, Wenger won’t relish taking his men to the Britannia and the majority will expect Van Persie’s dry spell to be extended. Those who press the button prior to Gameweek will cling to the fact that the Gunners rarely enjoy their encounters with the muscular Potters who, at their best, can be formidable in front of their bellowing fans. It all points to another blank for the goalscorer supreme. I can almost see Tony Pulis, furiously waving a green flag for those now pondering disposing of Van Persie’s talents.

Personally, I’m not sure I want to take Tony’s advice: I never trust a man in a baseball cap. I’m not turning my back on Robin, not yet. Maybe I’ll sleep on it. Maybe, once Wayne Rooney has done his thing against Everton, once City have torn up Wolves – maybe then they’ll be enough to convince me that it’s time to give it up.

Right now it feels wrong. The good times are still too fresh in the mind. Even if part of me is watching my season whimper out along with Van Persie’s, he’s saved me so often, it’s almost as if I feel I owe to him to remain faithful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Twisted Saltergater
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    Well, with the DGW finally upon us and the prospect of 2 x 90 mins from the likes of Spurs, Chelsea and Liverpool star assets, are there actually any players outside of Newcastle clambering for our attention? It doesn't feel like it.

    Having arrogantly dismissed Cisse's goal-to-attempts ratio each week...for the past month... as, "no indication of future performance", this fool is evidently still too stubborn to get onboard at this late juncture. Continuing the train analogy, I've missed the scenic part of the journey; the delights of West Brom, Liverpool and Swansea, and now the Cisse 125 is about to enter Slough... well, I may as well walk the remainder to London.

    If only I could walk the final stretch. Instead, I find myself searching the golden transport age of yore; finding myself a familiar relic with which once, dependably (and in some style), got me from A to B. And so, it is with my trusty Torres that I climb into the Der Vaart van (sorry) and meander the double gameweek.

    Meet you in London... I may be some time.

    😀

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    1. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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      Don't forget the Toffees 🙂 DGW is all about Toffees and Magpies for me.

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      1. Twisted Saltergater
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        Had Baines in my ranks for a little while. Looking at the Opta stats I still don't see a goal threat. Pienaar is class, though.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Follow the Jelavic Road ... 😉

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      1. Evs
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        I like that MMW....

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      2. Twisted Saltergater
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        haha, considered it but ML rival already has him and the prospect of owning Torres when he came good, I can dine out on for some time.

        In all fairness, I'm playing for 4th in my ML so time to have a bit of (mad) fun 🙂

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          Well ... 😉

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    3. Parm
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      Ruined by the poor joke at the end!

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      1. Twisted Saltergater
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        Sorry, couldn't help myself!

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  2. woodenarmadillo
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    so is baines surely out for the DGW?

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    1. Twisted Saltergater
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      Keeping him for now... waiting for news closer to the deadline if he's back in training.

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    2. woodenarmadillo
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      can anyone comment please?

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      1. Twisted Saltergater
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        * takes off invisibility cloak *

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  3. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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    Double footed bicycle I have now seen it all

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  4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    Ranks updating ... 🙂

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    1. Bale me Out
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      I'm going way downnnnn sitting on just 34pts

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        You are going UP! 😉

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      2. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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        34 is a green arrow man

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    2. Parm
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      Feeding the hamster?!

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    3. COMH
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      Down to 1,836. I'll ignore that until all the games are finished.

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    4. Parm
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      20,686!

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  5. TorresMagic™
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    Did well with my 2 predictions earlier today.

    Got closest in the Arsenal game & kudos to those who got the Villa score. Playing Sess made me go 1-1.

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2012/04/20/spot-the-differential-gameweek-thirty-five-2/comment-page-10/#comment-3091536

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  6. The Glory Hunters
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    HOWARD, (Al Habsi)
    WILLIAMSON, CAHILL, HUTH, (Ridgewell),(Evans)
    DEMPSEY, VDV, BEN ARFA, PIENAAR, (Siggy)
    rvp, CISSE(c), Tevez

    Hope you're not sick of WC teams yet? 

    1. It's a real shame that Chelsea will be prone to rotation but VDV could still become Mata?
    2. I am thinking that Tevez maybe become Jelavic unless he persuades me otherwise tomorrow?
    3. I feel that I have too much Newcastle, but they are on fire!
    4. What do you think?

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  7. gledy
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    Hmmmmm Harry thinks Ade could play next game, I still see him as a perfect gw36 captain, but not sure anymore.

    So here's a quick pool - who's best captain for gw36?

    A) Dempsey
    B) Cisse
    C) Jelavic
    D) VDV
    E) Adebayor
    F) Bale

    First with 5 votes wins 😀

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    1. dfroes
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      im going with VDV

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    2. The Mousa is Loosa
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      Cisse

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    3. Holy See
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      Cisse scores pretty much every game so B I guess.

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      1. gledy
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        yeah cisse not the best fixtures, but still very much a great captain pick.

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  8. Mull
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    Down 1k to 78k with only 4 to go. F*ck you Papiss.

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      Up to 52K. Evans, Valencia and Aguero(C) should see me into top 50K

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      1. Mull
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        Hopefully Rooney and Aguero can both pull it out of the bag.

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  9. dfroes
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    So all i want is an hattrick of Nasri and that Tevez be a jerk again and doesnt play anymore! come on

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    1. COMH
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      Nasri hat-tricks are difficult to come by these days 🙂

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    2. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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      Has Nasri taken up amateur magic? 😉

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  10. TorresMagic™
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    Up 200 spots after a -8 hit. 🙂
    Highest rank of the season.

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    1. MJ6987
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      Down 800 places with 23
      To go:
      3 x Utd
      Aguero (c) and Lescott

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    2. gledy
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      You should make it 12 pt hit and bring in Tevez for RVP as well! 😉

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Too late. 🙁

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  11. Parm
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    Every time Blackburn fans hold protests they win.

    They should hold more protests in the future 😛

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    1. Paul Psychic Octopus
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      I wish to object to that

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    2. COMH
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      Yeah it seems to galvanize the team more when the angry mob call for Kean's head.

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  12. The Mousa is Loosa
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    Lost on the last page
    Caulker and Mata to:

    A: Skrtel, Pienaar

    B: Jagielka, Cheaper Chelsea midfielder

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  13. Oldman Unathletic
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    down to 174 - not bad with 4 to play including c

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  14. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    53,654. Steady as we go. 3 points in back pocket. 3 MUN to go.

    OH - and one Lichaj! :-0

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    1. COMH
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      Lichaj has got off to a flyer! A cheeky little assist and another CS will work wonders for you.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Ahhh - then I would be in the pound seats!!! 😀

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  15. 8-2
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    270 overall. Mad...

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    1. Parm
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      Played Sir.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        +42. 🙂

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    2. COMH
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      Great effort man. 270 is mad. 54 points behind you. Hoping for Aguero(c) to bag me a hat-trick 2moro and put some pressure on you 🙂

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    3. 8-2
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      Thanks guys. No City is a huge risk, it could work out for you.

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    4. Viper
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      Total transfers 53 😯

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      1. 8-2
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        It's worked for me, most have done well. A hit that makes you points is worth doing.

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  16. Holy See
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    Up 195 places. Yeah! At this rate I could win the bloody thing if it went on for another 35weeks!

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  17. David Davros
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    There have been some unbeleivable goals in the past couple of months.

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  18. Parm
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    Up to 20,686!

    End of season target???

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      19,999. 😉

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      1. Parm
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        I would of bit your arm off if you'd offered me that in GW25............

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    2. gledy
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      5k?

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      1. Parm
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        57 points between me and 5k.

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        1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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          how much until top 10K?

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  19. tangtastic
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    Can't believe Sigurdsson didn't get a hat trick today.

    He is shit.

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    1. Parm
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      This!

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      1. tangtastic
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        He was playing away!

        AWAY.

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        1. gledy
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          He'll score 2 past Wolves next week.

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      2. Call Me Old Fashioned
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        should have had assist at least, caulker missed sitter

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      Time to sell?

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      1. Parm
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        Selling for Moses in GW37!

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      2. tangtastic
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        Already taken him out for Walcott.

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  20. MJ6987
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    One potential problem for Citeh captainers..if (as expected) United win the early kick off, they will be 8 points ahead - will Citeh's heads go down?

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    1. Evs
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      Nope. How an it... This still got to push on. 3 games left including the BIG ONE April 30 !

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    2. gledy
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      Nope, not at all. Wolves are really poor, they are mid-table championship quality. Tevez and Aguero will rip them apart, early goal and you have 4-5 guaranteed.

      City are on fire, only non-win against Utd could calm them.

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    3. the Penman
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      No. They all know a) 8 points at that time is just a trick of the schedule, and b) they're playing Wolves. Come on.

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    4. tangtastic
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      Vis-a-vis, if Everton hold them to a draw (quite likely imo) will City go absolutely ape shit and beat them 8- nil?

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      1. MJ6987
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        yes imo

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  21. Optimus.
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    down 200 places even though 6 points above average

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    1. COMH
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      Point above average and a 500+ drop for me.

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      Average for top 2K is 26. 🙂

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      1. Optimus.
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        dam it got 25 😉

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    3. Mull
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      6 points above average and a 1k drop. The top 70k is the toughest threshold to break, you all have it easy in the top 10k 😉

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      1. tangtastic
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        5pts above average = 4k drop.

        FFS.

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  22. J0E
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    2,000 pts on the money. Makes me feel a little better about being man city less.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Sensational. Lovely! 🙂

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  23. COMH
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    Which 2 should I sell from Sess, Valencia, RVP and Rooney to get DGW players in?

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    1. King Nil Miss ✩
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      Sess and Rooney... RvP may still be handy.

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      1. Parm
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        I Agree

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      2. COMH
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        Cheers lads

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    2. Twisted Saltergater
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      Sess (Sunderland safe, foot off the gas)

      Then, depending on whether you'd like a further DGW midfielder Valencia, or forward, RVP. I like Van Persie's fixtures after the DGW but worry about ammunition with Arteta and Walcott out.

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      1. COMH
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        Nice one cheers mate

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  24. Viper
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    Down about 1.6k, I'll take that given that I only got 23 & still have my captain to play!

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  25. MJ6987
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    I am seriously up against it in the FPL Open Quarter Finals as opponent captained Cisse

    I am 21 pts behind (plus 2x Ciss'e BPs)

    I need Ageuro (c) plus Lescott to score more than this gap, so say more than 25 assuming Cisse gets 2 BP

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    1. Optimus.
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      congrats..your out :wink;

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      1. Evs
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        Maybe not, but probably so...

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        1. MJ6987
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          Chwarae teg

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      2. MJ6987
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        Wouldn't bet against Aguero scoring 2...(10 + BP) x 2

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    2. MJ6987
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      Oh, sorry, plus I also have Valencia - missed that!

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Not over yet then.

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      You will need 26 then due to seeding. Very possible. Hope Aguero gets 24 as capt & Lescott gets 2.

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      1. MJ6987
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        I've looked like going out every round until the last game/s and pulled it out of the bag somehow - has my luck run out?

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        1. Evs
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          Don't worry mate, there's no prize to be had off TM anyway.... Just the glory 🙂

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          1. MJ6987
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            Whaaaat!!??? 😉

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  26. Chris_White
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    Kaboul - please get fit in time for the dgw, you are doing my head in!!

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  27. Call Me Old Fashioned
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    Going to be biting my nails tomorrow, PP cup last 16 tie stands like this,

    Me = +11 pts and Aguero(C)
    Him = Kompany and Tevez(C)

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    1. tangtastic
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      Toight.

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  28. mr messi
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    Up to just outside 600! My highest position ever.

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    1. 8-2
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      Congrats. 🙂

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  29. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
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    Any opinions on how likely it is that Terry will start both DGW games?

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  30. Drip Doctor
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    Didn't see the Spurs match, anything to note? Performances? How did VDV do?

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      on bright light in spurs performance for me

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    2. Parm
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      VDV was the only one that was slightly impressive.

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    3. 8-2
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      They were poor. Very poor.

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