634x258 The Knee Jerk
21 April 2012 2926 comments
Mark Mark
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No goals from open play in seven league starts. That’s a statistic which, a couple of months ago, would seem improbable of a player of the stature of Robin Van Persie. It looked like he’d run and run until the end of the season; that Arsenal’s skipper had successfully broken Fantasy football and made a slot in our squads his own, with the captain’s armband soldered to his bicep.

Today’s blank in the stifling 0-0 with Chelsea at the Emirates was the latest setback for those clinging to Van Persie, in the hope that he’ll recapture the stunning form which saw him reach essential status. Certainly there’s been no let up in goal threat from Arsenal’s talisman. Today, Van Persie fired in seven efforts on goal – more than any other player in the Gameweek thus far – it was his most threatening display since Gameweek 18. Reassurance in numbers form – but is it enough?

Such statistics would indicate that his army of Fantasy owners, and those who skippered him yet again, were unfortunate to pocket just a single point after the Dutchman earned his seventh booking of the season. As Arsene Wenger commented in his post-match conference, Van Persie gave everything but, like his owners, he just got nothing back.

The question is, where do we go from here? A total of 74,000 net transfers out last week, already Van Persie is being shipped by thousands. Clearly there’s a tide turning against him as patience wears thin. Although fixtures against Stoke, Norwich and West Brom would suggest that Arsenal and Van Persie still have goals left to score.

Today’s injury to Theo Walcott won’t help acquire them – Van Persie will now have to do without his supply from the right flank for the remaining matches. However, that also deprives Arsene Wenger of the option of shifting Walcott to a central role and carrying out the unthinkable act of resting his skipper – even with 50 games in the tank. While Arsenal still have something to play for, Van Persie will surely start and, with those opponents, logic and statistics suggest that the goal drought surely cannot continue.

It’s getting tougher to hang on to such arguments, though. With Papiss Cisse maintaining a frightening and improbable scoring rate, it’s almost as if the power has shifted. Like the goal mojo took a train to Tyneside, leaving the weary Dutchman searching for the knack, whilst Cisse went about feasting. Double Gameweek offerings will be the next to tempt us to pull the chord on the Van Persie ejector seat: the nagging doubts are building.

Today’s harsh lesson will surely see the armband kept from Van Persie when he rolls up at Stoke. A notorious setting, Wenger won’t relish taking his men to the Britannia and the majority will expect Van Persie’s dry spell to be extended. Those who press the button prior to Gameweek will cling to the fact that the Gunners rarely enjoy their encounters with the muscular Potters who, at their best, can be formidable in front of their bellowing fans. It all points to another blank for the goalscorer supreme. I can almost see Tony Pulis, furiously waving a green flag for those now pondering disposing of Van Persie’s talents.

Personally, I’m not sure I want to take Tony’s advice: I never trust a man in a baseball cap. I’m not turning my back on Robin, not yet. Maybe I’ll sleep on it. Maybe, once Wayne Rooney has done his thing against Everton, once City have torn up Wolves – maybe then they’ll be enough to convince me that it’s time to give it up.

Right now it feels wrong. The good times are still too fresh in the mind. Even if part of me is watching my season whimper out along with Van Persie’s, he’s saved me so often, it’s almost as if I feel I owe to him to remain faithful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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    My transfer plan for the "EXCEPTIONAL" DGW 36!

    RVP,Walcott,McAuley>Jellyfish,VDV,Terry for a 4pt hit

    Giving me this team! WITH 5.4m IN THE BANK.

    Krul(che,wig)

    BAE(BLA,bol)-Caulker(WOL)-Terry(QPR,NEW)

    Dempsey(eve,liv)-Siggy(WOL)-Sessegnon(BOL)-VDV(BLA,bol)

    Aguero(MUN)-Jelavic(FUL,sto)-Cisse(che,wig)

    You like IT?

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    1. Bartowski
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      No

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      1. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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        Harsh.

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        1. Bartowski
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          I'm just joking, it's lovely

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          1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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            THANKS.

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    2. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      I think Aguero should be lost ahead of RVP. Arsenal have stoke!

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      1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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        RVP is playing against Stoke yes, but at Britannia, He hasn't score a goal from open play in like 7 games.

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        1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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          But stoke are awful and Man u are not!

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      Try again...

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      1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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        Que?

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          7/10.

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  2. Royal5
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    Any BP predictions for the Arsenal Chelsea game? Surely 0 for RVP after 3-4 shots off target? Hoping for 1 for Vermaelen..

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Verm 3
      Cahill 2
      Ramsey 1

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      1. Bartowski
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        Ramsey was awful

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      2. Abominable Snowy84
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        Ramsey gave the ball away countless times.
        Gahill 3
        Gibbs 2
        Verm 1

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  3. WOLVERiNES
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    Walcott > HBA (Also have Cisse)

    Hit confirm ??

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Yep.

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      1. WOLVERiNES
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        Ta Doos.

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    2. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Take a look at Castles fixtures after the DGW. MCI,eve. Not very enticing for having BOTH of HBA and Cisse.

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      1. Royal5
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        He could get rid of one of them after the DGW..

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      2. 8-2
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        I'll have HBA and Cisse, but HBA will be departing for GW37.

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        1. WOLVERiNES
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          +1 HBA will be benched or sold gw37..

          But looking at NUFCs form i wont be surprised if he gets a goal/assist against city at HOME.

          If theres one thing I learned this season is that form over fixtures no matter what the fixture 95% of the time..

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  4. Huckleberry
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    Who do you favor to win?

    A) Tevez(c), Valencia

    B) Silva, +16

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    1. WOLVERiNES
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      could be close.. very close..

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    2. COMH
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      A

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      1. Parm
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        Agreed

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        1. Huckleberry
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          Thanks guys. I hope you're right!

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  5. Oldman Unathletic
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    thats a finish from boyce

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    1. COMH
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      Class goal. Didn't see that coming from him.

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  6. TorresMagic™
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    Looks like Sporting will beat Fuzzy this week in the FPL Open.

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  7. tweedle
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    New rankings are out: i rose by 87 places 😀

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    1. COMH
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      Good effort. What is your rank?

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      1. tweedle
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        14723k i got 27 points with Evans, Valencia, Tevez(c) and weimann to play

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        1. COMH
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          Could end up a good GW for you.

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          1. tweedle
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            hope so, chasing 50 points in Mini League with BIG prize at the end of it ... Banter points with my uni mates 😛

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      2. tweedle
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        its the smallest rise or fall ive seen before

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    1. COMH
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      Haha that's hilarious. I think they do enjoy a relegation battle that much. Mid table safety does nothing for them.

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  8. tangtastic
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    Anyone else notice Andy Johnson also moonlighting as the linesman?

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  9. Tommy J
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    Bogdan made 4 clear saves on MotD-why has he only been credited with 2?

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    1. HVT
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      He got -2 for his hair colour,

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  10. BOOM XHAKALACA
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    Yuppi!! I'm inside top 5k for the first time...probably won't last long though 🙂

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Well done. 🙂

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    2. Abominable Snowy84
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      Noice.

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      1. COMH
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        +42

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    3. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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      Congrats 🙂

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    4. Optimus.
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      nice 1 mags ill watch my back

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      1. BOOM XHAKALACA
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        And you should 🙂 Cheers everyone!

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  11. Davido989
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    Thinking of bringing in Kalou for the DGW. He may be limited to gametime but he could easily rip it apart. As can Maxi, who i'm also keeping a close eye on. Just hope somehow we can get confirmation on one of them starting in a press conference later on in the week.

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Would love to get in Maxi if Dalglish said to the press: "Maxi will start both games!"

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      1. Davido989
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        Haha

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  12. Any opinions on how likely it is that Terry will start both DGW games ?

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    1. COMH
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      If they are out the CL they will no doubt need him to have any chance of 4th place. See how Tuesday goes first.

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      1. Cheers

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    2. Messiah Hazard
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      Most likely if Luiz stays injured and if his ribs don't suffer any more damage against Barca on Tuesday...

      RDM cannot afford to rest Terry if he isn't seriously injured... Terry's leadership and presence is most required for Chelsea to win games...

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    3. Bartowski
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      That is something I've been pondering, best to wait until after the game at Barca for starters. They also have the FA Cup final three days after the Newcastle game so RDM might rest players for that.

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  13. Parm
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    31 points between me and 10k.

    Can I make it?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Likely to be more than 31 when the gameweek finishes.

      Of course you can make it. Top 5K should be the goal.

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    2. Oldman Unathletic
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      yes - best of luck to you mate

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      1. Parm
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        Tah

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  14. HVT
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    Don't know what to say .. Really ..

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    1. Parm
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      1. COMH
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        +

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      2. HVT
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        "enjoy the silence"

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        1. Parm
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          1. HVT
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            "words like violence, break the silence, world comes crashing in, into my little arms, all I ever wanted , all I ever needed is here in my fpl "

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  15. Royal5
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    Anyone else considering Riise for the DGW?

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    1. Optimus.
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      no chance

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    2. Parm
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      Yes, between him and Huth for the final spot.......

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    3. HVT
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      A blue rinse never lets you down

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  16. Oldman Unathletic
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    bertrand is rapid fast

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  17. Wizard
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    In top 8k for 1st time, will enjoy it while it lasts.
    49 pts.
    Rooney, Yaya, Richards to play

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    1. Top Heavy
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      Very nice score

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  18. Well you know, Triffic
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    haha classic bbc cock up there announcing thunderball numbers whilst there is a shot of rdm.

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      ? I don't get it.

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    2. HVT
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      Well spotted

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  19. MJ6987
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    Think I will be the only one without Cisse going into this DGW (or any DGW forwards)

    Sticking with Rooney, RVP and Aguero

    Class is permanent

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Class isn't permanent in GW38. Move with the times.

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    2. Davido989
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      +1 same as me

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    3. Mull
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      I'm just using an example but Rooney and Moses could be Cisse and VDV for example which is a better combo.

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    4. Parm
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      Good luck, you'll need it!

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    5. King Eric, in America
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      This makes no sense.

      If Cisse hasn't shown class, then RVP is a crack whore.

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  20. MARVELLUS
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    I will take this moment to thank Si and Evs (I think) for convincing me to bench Walcott, and also ended up taking the (c) off RVP too!
    Genius.

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  21. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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    Seriously. What gives with Spurs. How can a team go from challenging for the title to being so utterly shite in such a short space of time?

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    1. Davido989
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      By giving their manager a boner over the England job

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    2. brianutd-why always we? 20
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      Pressure cooker and explosion sounds about right

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    3. King Eric, in America
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      pssst ... they were never challenging for the title [conspiratorial whisper]

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  22. Top Heavy
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    Can't believe Ben Arfa got no attacking returns in a 3 point win :/ although I did hear that he played well so have to keep him..

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  23. brianutd-why always we? 20
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    Dizzy heights time 2,422 thanks to one and all...

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  24. Optimus.
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    right who was the guy on here who told me not to bring in cabaye for dempsey and (c) him????? 😉

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    1. Mull
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      Funnily enough I was considering Moses to Cabaye for a hit because I couldn't get Ben Arfa. I got rid of the thought within a matter of minutes though.

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      1. Optimus.
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        after todays game if you had the money which would you bring in now?

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        1. Mull
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          Barfa still.

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    2. Bartowski
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      He's been pulling that shit on me all season.

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    3. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      *hides under desk*

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    4. Top Heavy
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      Me, I stand by it in the long run 😛

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      1. Optimus.
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        *shakes fist vigorously

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  25. Bolivian Seaman
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    Anybody watch baseball here?

    philip humber has just thrown a perfect game

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    1. Mull
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      Is that a no-hitter with no errors? I have little knowledge of rounders though.

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
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        type baseball into any british forum or say it to any british person, you will always hear 'what rounders?'

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        1. Mull
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          😆

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      2. Parm
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        Rounders 😆

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    2. Bartowski
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      Where do you watch the games?

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
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        a perfect game is where there are no walks as well. so you have to get 27 consecutive outs with no errors, no men on base

        each team play 162 games per season, cincinnati reds have just won their 10,0000 game and this the 21st perfect game of all time. its rarer than a 9 dart finish

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        1. Mull
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          The most important thing is how many points a perfect game gets you in fantasy baseball.

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    3. King Eric, in America
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      Fenway Park, 100 years old celebration, ruined by the Yankees.

      :mrgreen:

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  26. Huth or Walker for DGW?

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    1. brianutd-why always we? 20
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      Huth 3rd on watchlist

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  27. Piggs Boson
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    Current team:

    Krul*
    BainesX Cahill* Caulker
    WalcottX Demps* Siggy* Bale*
    RVP Tevez Cisse*

    Hart, McClean, Turner, Evans

    Transfers:

    Tevez->Jelavic
    Walcott->VDV
    Turner->BAE
    (-8pts)

    Any thoughts?

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      the way spurs are playing i would not bother with third move

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    2. 4vets
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      I'm in a similar situation, having Theo & Ade. I like your choices.

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    3. Messiah Hazard
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      BAE is out for the rest of the season...

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    4. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      I'm not overly enamoured with spending 4pts to bring in BAE. Spurs are a mess just now and, although they're playing two shite teams, those teams are fighting for their lives. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Spurs concede in both matches

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      1. Oldman Unathletic
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        this - could be right

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  28. The Pep Revolution
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    Who do ye think will win:

    Me: Collis Bogdan Evans and Tevez(c)

    Him: Richards Hibbert Scholes Hernandez and a 5 point lead

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  29. Chekhov
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    Who's everyone getting in for Walcott?
    VDV or Bale or Dempsey?

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    1. Chekhov
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      or Mata?

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      1. beric
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        or Pienaar, or HBA, or Cabaye

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        1. Chekhov
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          well, which one?!

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    2. HVT
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      Ethrington

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