[sbu_large_image] Men In Black
27 April 2012 2330 comments
Anorak Anorak
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With the double Gameweek affording us a realistic chance either to make up ground or put vital points between ourselves and those chasing, the weekly assessment of the men in black is here again to offer the alternative view of the key factors in play…

It was left to the final match of Gameweek last time out before a penalty was delivered, with the spot-kick awarded to Bolton in their win over Villa maintaining the record of at least one free shot being awarded in every Gameweek. That award took referee Chris Foy on to six for the season and lifted him to sixth place in the penalties per game stat. Foy’s appointment to the Stoke vs Arsenal match up, however, is not one that makes this round up, as we have to go back to 2010 to find the last penalty in this fixture (Cesc Fabregas in the 90th minute of the 3-1 away win). Robin van Persie may therefore have to wait a little longer for his next goal (he’s scored already vs Stoke – and has yet to score twice against any side other than Manchester United this season).

Instead, it’s the return of spot-kick loving Jonathan Moss to the roster, and a juicy double header for his mentor, Mike Dean, that take our fancy:

Jonathan Moss

Headteacher Moss is no stranger to this column, with seven penalties in his first 10 games this season and eight in his 12 match Premier League career. His appointment to the Liberty Stadium, as Swansea City take on a Wolves team now unburdened with the pressures of survival, looks intriguing. With seven penalties already conceded by the bottom club this season and a home record that has seen Swansea awarded six in their games so far in the Principality, there’s a fair chance we may see Scott Sinclair stepping up to boost his season tally. For Wolves, the freshness that their recent relegation may bring and a promise from manager Terry Connor to ‘respect the integrity’ of the competition, could result in a new verve to their play. The recent rise to the fore of wingers Matt Jarvis and Michael Kightly, may afford Stephen Hunt a chance to add a consolation goal as he prepares to wave at his brother Noel when they swap divisions in the summer (there’s a little known unsaid ‘Hunt ruling’ that only one brother can grace the Premier League each season).

Mike Dean

It’s not difficult to justify the inclusion of a referee who tops the penalty giving charts, although with four straight games without pointing to the spot, we were thinking of looking beyond Mike Dean for a just a second. That was until the Match officials appointments turned up on Monday that is.

For a man with a penchant for the pen, things couldn’t get much better than to start your double Gameweek with a Wigan side who’ve been involved in more penalty awards than any other this season with 15 in total (seven for and eight against). However, the visit of Newcastle to the DW stadium puts the cherry on the cake as it pits the Latics against the only side to have conceded more penalties than them, topping the penalties conceded stat with nine. With all those moons aligned, there is clearly no fixture in the league season with a greater potential than this one for a penalty award. For Wigan, with early season specialist Ben Watson out of the picture, we’d expect whoever gets the starting nod from Jordi Gomez and Shaun Maloney to take on the responsibility of putting away from 12-yards. As for the Newcastle options, the presumption is that as Demba Ba has taken all three previous penalties in the League this season (scored two), that he is still the man in possession.

In a quirky twist from the appointments panel, Dean’s second game of this bumper Gameweek happen to place him at the other end of the potential penalty scale, as in Spurs’ trip to Bolton. Here we will see the team with the fewest penalties conceded – Spurs, with only Mario Balotelli’s injury time winner on their record from January – up against the team sitting just one place above them in that table. Just in case though, we’d expect Rafael van der Vaart and Martin Petrov to do the honours should they be given the opportunity.

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  1. Smarty Pants
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    What is this rumour about Nani being injured? Not a specialist in British mass media, is 'the Independent' a trustworthy source?

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    1. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Take it you don't live in the UK? it's a pretty big newspaper over here so should be fairly reliable.

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      1. Smarty Pants
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        cheers sess
        yep, never been to the UK, heard the name of the newspaper, but no idea how reliable it is.

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  2. Demí
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Team for this week:

    Szczesny (Sorensen)

    Santon*, Skrtel*, Huth*

    Dempsey*, Bale*, Sigurdsson, VDV*, Ben Arfa*

    Cisse* (C) RVP

    Subs: Rooney, Caulker, Evans.

    4pt hit taken to get 8 DGW players
    How am i looking? Anything you would change/improve/don't approve of?

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Benching Rooney and Caulker, but you have no other option

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        personally I would play Rooney over Siggy in a heartbeat

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    2. Jinswick
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I guess you have to start him, but is Santon likely to play both games? If not, Caulker is a decent shout.

      I'd also captain one of the spurs lads over Cisse. Don't see much for Papisse this week! 😯

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    3. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Looking very good.
      Bring jekavic for rooni will hurt you next week

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    4. Van Dal
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      ooo no everton cover a bit worrying. also no chelsea defenders. everything else seems fine. midfield is beautifull.

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      1. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        I have siltch everton too

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        1. Van Dal
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          what changes u made mate?

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          1. Sess!
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Brought in vdv, dempsey and mata

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            1. Van Dal
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 11 months ago

              u think mata will play both games?

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              1. Sess!
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 11 months ago

                That's what everyone keeps saying. I had the armband on him up until an hour ago so yeah i think so

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                1. Van Dal
                  • 16 Years
                  13 years, 11 months ago

                  iv been thinkin bout him but last 2 app have been off the bench!!? im in 4 minds :S

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                  1. Sess!
                    • 15 Years
                    13 years, 11 months ago

                    Means he'll have had plenty of rest 😉

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    5. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I'm being swung into the cisse (c) territory. His form is immense but can he keep it up??

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  3. _Ninja_
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Aguero (MUN/new/QPR) -> Jelevic (FUL/sto/wol/NEW) worth a hit?

    Would allow me to trade Cisse to Rooney next week?

    Thanks in advance

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  4. Oncemoreuntothebreach
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Evening peoples. Here's my team:

    _____________Friedel________________

    Jags________Wheater_________Simpson

    Demps_____Bale_____Siggy_____Ben Arfa

    ___RVP______Jelavic_______Cisse_____

    Subs: Mignolet, Valencia, N Taylor, Evans

    So, my question: Who the hell to captain?

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    1. Jinswick
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Jelavic(c), Bale(vc)

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      1. Oncemoreuntothebreach
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        That's what I wanted to hear, I think. Been leaning towards Jelly. By leaning, I mean agonising and repeatedly switching the captaincy to and from him. 😀

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  5. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Which do you think is best chaps?

    a) Kompany -> Terry (-4) this week and then Siggy -> Nani next week
    b) No transfer (playing Turner) this week and then Cisse -> Rooney next week

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    1. Smarty Pants
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      probably the second one

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    2. Grumpy Cat
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      a

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      1. Grumpy Cat
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Who will score more points?
        Terry and Nani or Turner and Rooney?

        Terry and Nani imo.

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        1. Jinswick
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Terry & Nani - 4 points though...

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    3. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      b

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  6. Grumpy Cat
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Got lost on the other page...

    Jelly or Torres in?

    Walker in for Clichy, Cahill or Raylor?

    However, if Cahill, I could afford Cashley instead of Walker
    and if Clichy I could afford Terry instead of Walker

    thoughts?

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  7. L P
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Just done Rooney to Torres (c) for -4

    Pray for me

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    1. A.C. Spider Baby
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I took a punt on Torres not once but twice this season and it didn't work out, needless to say. . .got him outta there like lightning each time when he didn't do it. Who knows though - he has two cracks for the price of one and must be pretty chuffed after the other night . . .

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  8. FantasyFS007
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Siggy or Verm???

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    1. @FPLStrategist
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Siggy

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  9. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Quick one:
    Tevez for Torres for a hit – yes or no?

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    1. halnone
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      no..

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  10. paza12
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    hi guys, torres or jelavic? cheers 🙂

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  11. the axolotl
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    who will FLUFF it this week, from the obvious choices, and why?

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    1. halnone
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Jelavic because it's Everton.

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    2. Grumpy Cat
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      starting to worry about jelly. fulham on a good run and stoke arent easy away from home. tempting to go for torres instead of jelly now.

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    3. Cruicky
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I'm worried about VDV.

      I'm keeping faith in SUN/McClean (Bolton H) but I'm just not sure anymore...

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  12. halnone
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    no.

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    1. halnone
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Reply fail

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  13. BMox81
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    My team for this week:

    Bogdan
    Terry/Verm/Kelly
    Dempsey/VDV/Bale/Petrov/Siggy
    RVP/Cisse

    Subs: Mignolet/Rooney/Caulker/Evans

    Good luck everyone!

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  14. Gargamel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    No love for Lampard on here?!?!??!!

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    1. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Could be rested for one of the games.

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      1. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Do we really think he will though, or is that a myth we've created on here? They still want that 4th place and he's a good athlete. I certainly do hear your point still.

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        1. For Fuchs Sake
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Only because of the 90 minutes of back against the wall and running around on Tuesday. Barca can tire any player

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    2. halnone
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      far too expensive I could get 2 siggy's for that price

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      1. Oncemoreuntothebreach
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        If only there were two Siggys. I'd buy them both. 😀

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      2. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        A strong point in theory, but rather weak in reality as we actually can't have 2 siggys for that price. Because otherwise I would!

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  15. Baines on Toast...
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    I've benched so many McClean points and he probably won't play for me again all season but I just can't bring myself to start him over Rooney or RVP.

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    1. A.C. Spider Baby
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Yeah - it's rather frustrating that he and Sigurdsson have a great looking fixture this week and both have a tough one next week!

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  16. rdpx
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    this moves fast - so REPOST

    what is the thinking behind Adebayor being such a good bet?
    I mean he gets nothing for weeks on end then comes out with a good game… why this week, with spurs on sh*te form?

    Differentials I have from my oppo is:

    Him: Jela/Roo/Ciss
    Me: RVP/Roo/Ciss

    Him: Bale
    Me: BArfa

    Him: Terry/Hibbert
    Me: Taylor(swa)/Verm

    Him: Krul
    Me:Friedel

    I am thinking ::::::::

    Rooney out for Adebayor, and maybe captain him….

    all or nothing I have 60pts to make up, and with him -8 for the week, if I just do 1FT Adebayor that might be enough

    Advice PLEASE !!!

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  17. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Why am I not that enthusiastic about bringing Jelly in? He seems to have a very hit and miss style of points return.

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    1. rdpx
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      scores 2 in 3

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    2. Call Me Old Fashioned
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      because you need to clean your visor

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  18. Û©ÛžÛ©Tommo727™Û©ÛžÛ©
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    RMWCT! Good to go? Nothing in the bank 😀
    Howard
    Terry Walker Huth
    Ben Arfa Peinaar Dempsey VDV Bale
    Jelly(vc) Cisse(c)
    Subs: Vorm Aguero Verm Figueroa

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  19. Lloyd Xmas
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    My last final advice to all.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4&feature=related

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  20. A.C. Spider Baby
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Krul (Mignolet)

    Gallas, Enrique, Rangel (Evans, Bardsley)

    Bale, Sigurdsson, Valencia, Dempsey (McClean)

    Rooney, RVP, Jelavic (C)

    Is she worth takin' a four point hit to bring in VDV for Valencia . . . . . .??

    . . . .to make it seven double-gameweekers instead of six. I did well in the blank GWs but am anxious about keeping up this week!

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  21. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Right, here's mine for the double:

    Krul,
    Terry, Shotton, Verm
    VDV, Dempsey, Pienaar, Siggy
    Cisse(c), Jelavic, Tevez

    Vorm, McClean, Kolarov, Evans

    Any thoughts would be appreciated.

    Thinking about a hit to get Walker in for Kolarov and benching Verm.

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    1. McDog
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      It's a great team for this week though i'd probably captain VDV or Jelly over Cisse. What about GW37, are you going without Rooney and RVP?

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Thanks mate. Tempted to captain VDV but for the moment its on Cisse. VDV is always a bit of a risk. My decision for GW37 depends on the outcome of Monday night. One of them will be back.

        What do you think about Walker for the double?

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        1. McDog
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Yeah Rooney will be fairly essential imo if United lose on Monday.
          Is that a hit for Walker? If so i'd probably leave it as I can see Verm getting a cleanie away to Stoke, and he has far more attacking potential.

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          1. Mílanista
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Yes it would be a hit. I've been debating it for a while, can't make my mind up.

            The strikeforce is the only thing that needs tweaking for GW37, defence is decent, have 4 mids with a good fixture (it should say Valencia on the bench, I've sold McClean) so there's a strong chance of Rooney coming back in.

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  22. United once again 😀
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    wc team
    cech(bogdan)
    kaboul, jagel, huth (evans, ferdinand)
    vdv, bale, hba, demps, mata
    cisse, jelavic (welbeck)
    any touts?

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  23. Villan14
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    HI, im playing my wildcard…yes i still have my wildcard!

    so far I have

    Bogdan (Vorm)
    Walker Skrtel, Terry, (Huth, Simspon)
    Mata, Bale, Petrov, Piennar, Dempsey,
    VP, Crouch, Jelavic (VP)

    who would you change, im trying to work VDV in.

    more importantly, with Asso ekotto out, will Bale play leftback?

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    1. McDog
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      No Bale will not be playing at left-back. I'd do Petrov to VDV if you can afford it.

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    2. Onwards
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Keepers should be Cech and Hilario. Mata > VDV, Crouch > Cisse. Rose will play LB. Sorted.

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  24. Cannon
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Need some help deciding between Bale or VDV ?

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    1. L P
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      VDV

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    2. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      let's hear your arguments for and against both

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      1. L P
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Bale has been looking good but unlucky. High ownership, and could be moved to LB, guarenteed two 90 mins barring injury/suspension.

        VDV has also looked lively but has spot kicks, free kicks and low ownership. Could be rotated.

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        1. UnderstandablyDistraught
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Should say I have had Bale for a long time so was not choosing between the two. I went with Pienaar instead of VDV

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      VDV

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    4. Cannon
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Leaning to VDV.
      Both can have huge hauls.

      Bale: Pro: 180 minutes. Con: his form

      VDV: possibly pens, better form. Con: those hamstrings!

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Bale's playing form has not been bad and is as likely to score as vdv imo. Pens are a definite edge but I just think VDV's legs are too gammy

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    5. Cannon
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Thanks for all the advice.
      I'm tied for the ML lead so could be massive....

      Tossed a coin and ended up with VDV, which backs my gut feeling.

      Done!

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        g luck!!!

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        1. Cannon
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Thanks! You know you need luck when you have to rely on VDV hamstrings...

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  25. L P
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Bogdan
    Kelly Hibbert Verm
    Bale Cabaye VDV Demspey Siggy
    Torres (c) Jelavic (vc)

    (Ruddy, RVP, Caulker, Turner)

    -12 hit, if you don't buy a ticket you won't win the raffle!

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  26. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Do we think Torres will play both games?

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  27. rdpx
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Adebayor for Rooney ?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Yes.

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      1. rdpx
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        how are you doing in the overall league EPIC? I mean, how good is your advice?!?!

        ;op

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        1. McDog
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          His advice is the best in the world, He had a rank of -1 last year.

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    2. A.C. Spider Baby
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Tough choice. . . for this week - has to be ADE with two fixtures versus one imo

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      1. rdpx
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        yeah I reckon Ferguson will be happy to grind out a draw - after the 6-1 last time he shut down attack and did 1-0 for weeks..... He can;t risk huge attacking side - Rooney has to be played back in a defensive midfield surely ?

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  28. Urban Cowboy.
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Who do we reckon will be the bit hit for spurs this week? Bale, Vdv or Ade?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      My captaincy is on Ade.

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    2. McDog
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Ade, though I can see all 3 getting something.

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      1. Urban Cowboy.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Could see the trio doing the business this week. If Ade gets in the mood could be corker.

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        1. McDog
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          All 3 could be a good idea if you have space, someones going to mop up.

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          1. Urban Cowboy.
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Maybe Blackburn and Bolton will be good sports and just lay down and give us a nice relaxing gameweek.

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  29. Call Me Old Fashioned
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Which is best

    1 - Terry and Lampard -8
    2 - Terry and Pienaar -8
    3 - Terry and VDV -8
    4 - McAuley and Lampard/Pienaar/VDV -4
    5- McClean and Terry -4

    Other DGWers are Krul, Bale, Dempsey, Papiss, Jelavic (BAE injured)

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    1. Onwards
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      2 - Pienaar has the form and freshness.

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    2. rdpx
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      2 by a mile

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  30. FantasyFS007
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Is Ramires worth considering? won't be rested for champo league......

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