634x258 Men In Black
27 April 2012 2330 comments
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With the double Gameweek affording us a realistic chance either to make up ground or put vital points between ourselves and those chasing, the weekly assessment of the men in black is here again to offer the alternative view of the key factors in play…

It was left to the final match of Gameweek last time out before a penalty was delivered, with the spot-kick awarded to Bolton in their win over Villa maintaining the record of at least one free shot being awarded in every Gameweek. That award took referee Chris Foy on to six for the season and lifted him to sixth place in the penalties per game stat. Foy’s appointment to the Stoke vs Arsenal match up, however, is not one that makes this round up, as we have to go back to 2010 to find the last penalty in this fixture (Cesc Fabregas in the 90th minute of the 3-1 away win). Robin van Persie may therefore have to wait a little longer for his next goal (he’s scored already vs Stoke – and has yet to score twice against any side other than Manchester United this season).

Instead, it’s the return of spot-kick loving Jonathan Moss to the roster, and a juicy double header for his mentor, Mike Dean, that take our fancy:

Jonathan Moss

Headteacher Moss is no stranger to this column, with seven penalties in his first 10 games this season and eight in his 12 match Premier League career. His appointment to the Liberty Stadium, as Swansea City take on a Wolves team now unburdened with the pressures of survival, looks intriguing. With seven penalties already conceded by the bottom club this season and a home record that has seen Swansea awarded six in their games so far in the Principality, there’s a fair chance we may see Scott Sinclair stepping up to boost his season tally. For Wolves, the freshness that their recent relegation may bring and a promise from manager Terry Connor to ‘respect the integrity’ of the competition, could result in a new verve to their play. The recent rise to the fore of wingers Matt Jarvis and Michael Kightly, may afford Stephen Hunt a chance to add a consolation goal as he prepares to wave at his brother Noel when they swap divisions in the summer (there’s a little known unsaid ‘Hunt ruling’ that only one brother can grace the Premier League each season).

Mike Dean

It’s not difficult to justify the inclusion of a referee who tops the penalty giving charts, although with four straight games without pointing to the spot, we were thinking of looking beyond Mike Dean for a just a second. That was until the Match officials appointments turned up on Monday that is.

For a man with a penchant for the pen, things couldn’t get much better than to start your double Gameweek with a Wigan side who’ve been involved in more penalty awards than any other this season with 15 in total (seven for and eight against). However, the visit of Newcastle to the DW stadium puts the cherry on the cake as it pits the Latics against the only side to have conceded more penalties than them, topping the penalties conceded stat with nine. With all those moons aligned, there is clearly no fixture in the league season with a greater potential than this one for a penalty award. For Wigan, with early season specialist Ben Watson out of the picture, we’d expect whoever gets the starting nod from Jordi Gomez and Shaun Maloney to take on the responsibility of putting away from 12-yards. As for the Newcastle options, the presumption is that as Demba Ba has taken all three previous penalties in the League this season (scored two), that he is still the man in possession.

In a quirky twist from the appointments panel, Dean’s second game of this bumper Gameweek happen to place him at the other end of the potential penalty scale, as in Spurs’ trip to Bolton. Here we will see the team with the fewest penalties conceded – Spurs, with only Mario Balotelli’s injury time winner on their record from January – up against the team sitting just one place above them in that table. Just in case though, we’d expect Rafael van der Vaart and Martin Petrov to do the honours should they be given the opportunity.

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  1. jimski
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Good to go, or is there something I should change? Taken a 4ptr and not sure if I should do another...

    KRUL (Vorm)
    SIMPSON Verm Turner (Kompany Evans)
    BALE VDV DEMPSEY Siggy (Valencia)
    CISSE JELAVIC Rooney

    Good to go, or is there an obvious transfer lurking in there somewhere?

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    1. Blonde Faith
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Looks good to me. Admirable faith in the toon defence 😉

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      1. jimski
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        I have considered Vorm over Krul, but Newc have kept 6 cleanies in 7 so I'd be mad not to go with them, even given tough-looking games.

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    2. Jafalad
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      You look fine their Jim with 7 dgwers. The only one I'd consider (because I've done it!) is Terry. However, handy to have Verm for NOR next week.

      You need to base Bad K -> Terry on how you see the CHS games going.

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      1. jimski
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks. Komp -> Terry would leave me 0.1 short on Cisse -> RVP next week at the mo, so gonna stick. Would've been ok last night (before Terry rose), but too late now! Definitely want to keep Verm.

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        1. Jafalad
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Sweet as 😉

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          1. jimski
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            You still captaining VDV then? I really can't decide. I keep thinking that Cisse against WIgan could be enough to justify him on its own. (Quite often it's just the one game out of the two that gets a player the majority of their score.)

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    3. Jinswick
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Very similar squad to mine. No transfers required imo. Who you gonna (c)?

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      1. jimski
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Cisse at the moment, but convince-able on VDV, Jelavic, Bale. What do you think?

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    4. roooooooooneyyyy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      who's your captain?

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  2. snowman
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    RMT please guys as am out for day soon, any more changes for 8 point hit? Have 1.2 in bank

    Vorm
    Terry Simpson Caulker
    Sig Bale(c) Pienaar Dempsey
    Cisse Rooney RVP

    Subs: Mclean, Evans, Taiwo

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    1. Jafalad
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Pretty good - might be worth a punt on Jelface. Weigh it up.

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  3. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Alright all this captain nonsense is driving me insane.. gunna go play some fifa then come back with a clear mind 😆

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    1. Jinswick
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Ha, who you on at the moment Acqua? I'm taking a punt on the spurs duo. Bale(c), VDV(v), and I have Jelly & Cisse! 😯

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      1. Acquafresca
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Honestly so confused Jins. On VDV atm with Jelly VC.

        Why Bale over VDV??

        Sorry im in HT right now, talk soon! Up 2-0 btw 😉

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    2. thetinkerman
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      No doubt Siggy/RVP will score more than any of the DGWs! It's so hard to asses

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  4. colin1201
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    gerrard or vdv to replace miyachi?

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    1. GOONER
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      VDV all the way

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    2. crystalpalaceRus
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      vdvdvdvdvdvdvd

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      1. colin1201
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks !

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  5. GOONER
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    HBA or Cabaye?

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    1. roooooooooneyyyy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      cabaye is a doubt

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    2. Blonde Faith
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Cabaye's only been good sporadically and I'm not sure he'll repeat what he did last week. Barfa OTOH has just had his lull... I confess I was tempted to switch but there was a lot of knee-jerk in there. If Guthrie's back the chemistry up front might be a little different.

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  6. snowman
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    worth getting jelly for rooney or rvp for 8 point hit?

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  7. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Quick Poll:

    Hits u are taking this week....

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    1. kaz 96
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      -4

      8 dgw players

      -4 again next week

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      1. GOONER
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        -12 10 DGW players

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    2. crystalpalaceRus
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      8

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  8. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Been umming and aahing over Turner -> Terry for a hit all week. I think he'll start both games, but with Chelsea's defence ravaged by injuries and suspensions, and Chelsea playing 2 in-form teams scrapping at both ends of the table, I don't see them keeping a cleanie in either game. So now it's down to Turner to keep things tight a the SOL.

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    1. Mid-Table Obscurity
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      exactly my thinking. glad to see someone thinking straight

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  9. @FuzzyWarbles
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Bogdan

    Kaboul, Verm, Caulker

    VDV, Bale, Dempsey, Cabaye, Siggy

    RVP, Cisse

    (Rooney, Turner, Evans) -8 points, dumped walcott, dyer and suarez. hows this look?

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    1. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Play Rooney ahead of RVP

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      1. @FuzzyWarbles
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        i can make a case for either, what is your reasoning?

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        1. Djerbil
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Rooney is the Man in Form

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          1. @FuzzyWarbles
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            ok-- will ponder, feel better about van persie though.

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    2. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      WOWOWOWOWOW!!!! FUZZY IS THAT YOU!?!?!

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      1. @FuzzyWarbles
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        in the digital flesh 🙂

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        1. Acquafresca
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Haha long time bud. Looks good 🙂

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    3. GOONER
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Do not dump suarez he has a DGW and dump RVP instead

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      1. @FuzzyWarbles
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        all been done already, suarez a risk to only play one, im keeping rooney and rvp for the run in

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  10. GOONER
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    BOGDAN

    SIMPSON Caulker KELLY

    VDV HBA PIENAAR PETROV DEMPSEY

    JELAVIC(C) CISSE(V)

    Bench: Evans Tevez Turner

    Good to go?

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    1. @FuzzyWarbles
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      dount it will matter but id stick evans last on bench

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      1. GOONER
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        yeah the bench is not in order

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  11. Messi & fabregas
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    play rooney or caulker for possible clean sheet?

    thanks

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    1. GOONER
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Caulker

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  12. roooooooooneyyyy
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    will bosingwa play both games??

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    1. roooooooooneyyyy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      ??

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      1. GOONER
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        no idea because I think Ivanovic will be back for the 2nd game

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        1. roooooooooneyyyy
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          won't ivanovic be needed for the final

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  13. exammy
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Forget it, wildcard done:
    Cech (Bodgan)
    Huth, Hibbert,Walker (Verm,J.Evans)
    Dempsey, VDV(c), Siggy, Pienaar(Moses)
    Cisse, Jelly, RVP
    Lets do it 🙂

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    1. @FuzzyWarbles
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      unless you are #1 in the world, i see a green arrow in your future

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    2. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I quite like this team - do you have enough wonga to buy Rooney back next week?

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  14. JELLYFISH
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Morning all

    Sess or Valencia>VDV ?

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    1. roooooooooneyyyy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      valencia, might not even start

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      1. Mid-Table Obscurity
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        nani could be injured?

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      2. JELLYFISH
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Hes on my bench so not too concerned this week. Its the next 2 gw's i'm more thinking about. Do you think there is a risk Val won't play in the final 2 games?

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    2. Mid-Table Obscurity
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      i'd look away from sunderland for the rest of the season to be honest. valencia could be useful for the next two weeks

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      1. JELLYFISH
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        was going to bin him next gw anyway, but bolton at home is a good fixture for Sess

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        1. Mid-Table Obscurity
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          sounds like you have it figured out then

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    3. JELLYFISH
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks for the tips guys. I've gone with Sess>VDV on the grounds that Val offers more in the final 2 games

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  15. Mid-Table Obscurity
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    anything come of that late baines fitness test?

    http://www.setanta.com/ien/Articles/2012/04/27/Duo-face-late-tests/gnid-140094/

    will we know before deadline?

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    1. JELLYFISH
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      unlikely for 1st game, possible for the 2nd

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  16. Denis Tueart on the wing
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Huth or Bosongwa or Enrique for the most points this DGW ?

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    1. roooooooooneyyyy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      is bosingwa gonna start both games?

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      1. Denis Tueart on the wing
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        If he was I would nail him on the sheet now - but Ivanovic will almost certainly need his rusty legs oiling against the Mags on wednesday

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    2. Denis Tueart on the wing
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Sorry 'ingwa' (big fingers)

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      1. roooooooooneyyyy
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        is he?

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        1. bobby_bookah
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          def gonna start the easier game, should play against new for me also with fa cup at weekend and terrys ribs.

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          1. Denis Tueart on the wing
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            Will he get more points than Huth ?

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            1. roooooooooneyyyy
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 7 months ago

              if he starts both games, i think so. i would much rather have him over terry as it could free up some cash

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    3. Mid-Table Obscurity
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      i know they're off form but of those i'd be tempted to go for enrique based on fixtures alone

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      1. Denis Tueart on the wing
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        I like that as well. But the last two GW'S
        Huth is a good option QPR(a) Bolton(h)
        Enrique Chelsea(h) Swansea (a)
        Bosingwa Liverpool (a) Blackburn (h)

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  17. GOONER
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Sell Tevez or RVP?

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    1. roooooooooneyyyy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      tevez

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    2. Mid-Table Obscurity
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      i sold tevez given that rvp has better fixtures. tevez on form though

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    3. GOONER
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Guysss I need votes on this one

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    4. bobby_bookah
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Tevez due to fixtures

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  18. darkmatrix80
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    siggy or mata ?

    worth 4 point hit to get mata??

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    1. bobby_bookah
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      no, cant see him playing 60 mins in both games

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      1. darkmatrix80
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        thanks mate

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  19. bobby_bookah
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Play Turner or Verm

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    1. bobby_bookah
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I must be knackered coming to the end of my shift, that isn't even a reasonable question, Sorry if anyone read it

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    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Turner

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  20. Clintymints
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    vdv or pienaar!!

    argggggggggggh

    have vdv at the min cant decide, vdv 6 shots last game but may not get the minutes, at least peanut head gets 180

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    1. CarelessGenius©
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Vdv normally gets more than 60.

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    2. Mid-Table Obscurity
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      i had the same dilema myself but went for vdv in the end based purely on the fact that my ml rival has em and i have a little lead. would hate to see him explode and not have a piece of the pie.

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      1. Clintymints
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        yea thats the thing im wc and 40 points up

        think ill stick with vdv

        here's the team for this week... don't want a one hit wonder week team so we'll see.. contemplated pienaar over demps too.. tricky one

        http://www.uploadscreenshot.com/image/943685/7394741

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  21. Mid-Table Obscurity
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    anyone want to talk me out of putting a tenner down on newcastle -1 goal?

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  22. HappyAnkit
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    New Post!

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  23. lazybones18
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    tevez to

    a) ade
    b) jelly
    c) keep

    for a 4 point hit

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  24. fabiolanzoni
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Play Caulker (WOL) or Valencia (mcy)?

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