634x258 Men In Black
27 April 2012 2330 comments
Anorak Anorak
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With the double Gameweek affording us a realistic chance either to make up ground or put vital points between ourselves and those chasing, the weekly assessment of the men in black is here again to offer the alternative view of the key factors in play…

It was left to the final match of Gameweek last time out before a penalty was delivered, with the spot-kick awarded to Bolton in their win over Villa maintaining the record of at least one free shot being awarded in every Gameweek. That award took referee Chris Foy on to six for the season and lifted him to sixth place in the penalties per game stat. Foy’s appointment to the Stoke vs Arsenal match up, however, is not one that makes this round up, as we have to go back to 2010 to find the last penalty in this fixture (Cesc Fabregas in the 90th minute of the 3-1 away win). Robin van Persie may therefore have to wait a little longer for his next goal (he’s scored already vs Stoke – and has yet to score twice against any side other than Manchester United this season).

Instead, it’s the return of spot-kick loving Jonathan Moss to the roster, and a juicy double header for his mentor, Mike Dean, that take our fancy:

Jonathan Moss

Headteacher Moss is no stranger to this column, with seven penalties in his first 10 games this season and eight in his 12 match Premier League career. His appointment to the Liberty Stadium, as Swansea City take on a Wolves team now unburdened with the pressures of survival, looks intriguing. With seven penalties already conceded by the bottom club this season and a home record that has seen Swansea awarded six in their games so far in the Principality, there’s a fair chance we may see Scott Sinclair stepping up to boost his season tally. For Wolves, the freshness that their recent relegation may bring and a promise from manager Terry Connor to ‘respect the integrity’ of the competition, could result in a new verve to their play. The recent rise to the fore of wingers Matt Jarvis and Michael Kightly, may afford Stephen Hunt a chance to add a consolation goal as he prepares to wave at his brother Noel when they swap divisions in the summer (there’s a little known unsaid ‘Hunt ruling’ that only one brother can grace the Premier League each season).

Mike Dean

It’s not difficult to justify the inclusion of a referee who tops the penalty giving charts, although with four straight games without pointing to the spot, we were thinking of looking beyond Mike Dean for a just a second. That was until the Match officials appointments turned up on Monday that is.

For a man with a penchant for the pen, things couldn’t get much better than to start your double Gameweek with a Wigan side who’ve been involved in more penalty awards than any other this season with 15 in total (seven for and eight against). However, the visit of Newcastle to the DW stadium puts the cherry on the cake as it pits the Latics against the only side to have conceded more penalties than them, topping the penalties conceded stat with nine. With all those moons aligned, there is clearly no fixture in the league season with a greater potential than this one for a penalty award. For Wigan, with early season specialist Ben Watson out of the picture, we’d expect whoever gets the starting nod from Jordi Gomez and Shaun Maloney to take on the responsibility of putting away from 12-yards. As for the Newcastle options, the presumption is that as Demba Ba has taken all three previous penalties in the League this season (scored two), that he is still the man in possession.

In a quirky twist from the appointments panel, Dean’s second game of this bumper Gameweek happen to place him at the other end of the potential penalty scale, as in Spurs’ trip to Bolton. Here we will see the team with the fewest penalties conceded – Spurs, with only Mario Balotelli’s injury time winner on their record from January – up against the team sitting just one place above them in that table. Just in case though, we’d expect Rafael van der Vaart and Martin Petrov to do the honours should they be given the opportunity.

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  1. NATSTER
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Play one and bench one.. Rooney & RVP

    Who would you bench? I'm thinking Rooney now.

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    1. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Play RVP

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    2. SC not pearls before swine
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Yeah, I'm benching Rooney as well. But I don't feel good about it.

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    3. tobiasfantasy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      never for both (IMHO)

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  2. Perthite
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Will do:
    RvP->Jelavic (saving enough for Cisse->RvP next GW)
    Walcott->Bale

    Are either/both of these worth a four point hit?
    Valencia->VdV
    BAE->Terry

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    1. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Yes...

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      1. Perthite
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        One or both?
        (1 point behind 1st in my ML)

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        1. HappyAnkit
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Both

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  3. Hansel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Playing my WC this week.

    Thoughts on this:

    Howard

    Walker Huth Simpson

    VDV Bale Dempsey Siggy

    RVP Rooney Cisse (c)

    Bogdan, Hibbert, McClean Caulker

    Could downgrade Jibbert to a 4.2 and go siggy -> HBA

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    1. sotothemightygreek
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I wouldn't get rid of Siggy and I'm not too optimistic about HBA's prospects between now and the end of the season.

      I'd also play Hibbert instead of Simpson. If you have 2 Everton defenders you might as well play them.

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      1. Hansel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Thinking about keeping him. Have 4.9 to spend on a defender then (the hibbert slot). Should i go for Hibbert and play him or any other solution?

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        1. sotothemightygreek
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          I think you're sorted.

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          1. Hansel
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            Could also play Begovic Terry and Simpson though with a 4.0 def on the bench

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  4. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Team, subs and captain good to go?

    Krul
    Terry Simpson S.Kelly
    Dempsey Sigurdsson Bale(c) Van der Vaart
    Jelavic Van Persie Cisse(vc)

    subs - Vorm, McClean, Vermaelen, Evans

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    1. Gubborr
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I'd start Verm over Kelly

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Any reason why? Kelly will play 2 games and likely get 4 points, can you see Vermaelen improving on that score?

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      2. tobiasfantasy
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        (+1) i think Fulham is far away from cleansheet this gameweek (even play for 2 games) IMHO
        and my instinct tells me that verm will gets an asssist or maybe a goal

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  5. Kurtd
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    1,680th!

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  6. sotothemightygreek
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Really can't make up my mind on this.

    Pick one to start.

    A: Simpson (wig, che)
    B: Vermalen (sto)

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    1. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      A...

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    2. Perthite
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I often regret having Simpson on the bench. Am playing both this GW.

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  7. Title20
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Now heres the big question...

    captain Jelavic or cisse?

    and why?

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    1. Kurtd
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Total guess work! I've captained Cisse and will change it to Jelavic tomorrow and then back to Cisse before deadline. I think. Maybe.

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    2. stumanchuu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I have Jelly

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  8. tobiasfantasy
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    is it worth for 4 point hit ?
    Young --> VDV
    Hoilett --> jelavic

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    1. pondering
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Definitely

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      1. ILOVEBAPS
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        No doubt!

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      2. tobiasfantasy
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        i've enough cash on the bank btw...
        still i need to buy both of them or just leave 1 player ?

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        1. ILOVEBAPS
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Get both if possible.

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          1. tobiasfantasy
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            Done it, thx

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  9. The Rock
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    is RVP > VDV worth a 4 point hit?

    It would be valencia to VDV and RVP would drop to bench so it's pretty much means will VDV outscore RVP by 4 points?

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    1. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Surely.

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    2. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Yeah RVP will score 1 at best IMO.
      VDV has been good in an underperforming team.
      With Ade back he will be in his usual role and have less pressure on him.

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  10. ILOVEBAPS
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    It hurts but I cannot afford to drop RVP for Jelly as I wouldn't be able to get him back next week.
    I think Jelly will rip it apart tho, and I have Peinaar.
    Now who can I make cpt!? Leaning towards Dempsey over Cisse.
    Fingers crossed!

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  11. Mitchacho
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Gave into temptation and made 2 more transfers for an 8 point hit. So all up for the week did:
    Walcott to Dempsey
    Sess to Pienaar
    Turner to Walker

    Just feel worried about all the changes for Sunderland due to injuries and O'Neill's apparenit desire to blood youngsters, and wanted to set myself up nicely for next week. Which leaves my team for this week as this:

    Begovic
    Verm, Caulker, Walker
    Bale (vc), Dempsey, Siggy, Pienaar
    Cisse (c), Rooney, Tevez

    Subs: Valencia, Kelly, Evans.

    Any changes required? Suggestions welcome.

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    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Tevez to Jelly is a good option. Especially considering next weeks game!

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  12. pondering
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Start bogdan or vorm?

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    1. Mitchacho
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      The Bog.

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    2. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Bogdan

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  13. blauriecon
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    If I transfer CAHILL>WALKER for a 4 point hit,
    McClean will move to the bench.
    Will WALKER return 4 more than McClean GW36?
    McClean>PIENAAR is another possibility.
    So I'm down to
    A)WALKER
    or
    B)PIENAAR

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    1. blauriecon
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I'm not entirely sold on Everton's offense. Fulham tough defensively away and Stoke can be tough at home.

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    2. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      B.

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  14. ILOVEBAPS
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    How long until lock out? I'm in Aus and confused re time difference.

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      8 and a bit hours

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      1. ILOVEBAPS
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks Super.

        I'll change my mind between now and then another 100 times.

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    2. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Roughly 8 hrs 37 mins

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  15. Desertbug
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    At last. Finally caught up with the 1,715 comments on this page. Crazy place in the late Friday. I'm usually much more deadzone than that.

    Considering Rooney to Adebayor. Thoughts?

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    1. Desertbug
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Would be for a -4, as already had to move Walcott out.

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    2. Mitchacho
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Getting rid of Rooney is a potentially a lose lose situation. If Utd beat City, then Rooney will probably have had some involvement in that fantasy-wise. If City beat Utd, then Utd are left having to win their last 2 matches handsomely to overcome the 7+ goal difference.

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      1. Desertbug
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Have money to bring him back if needed. I just kind of see low-scoring Utd-City match, with Rooney playing further back. A draw just about wraps it up for Utd.

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  16. Perthite
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Ah well - got to go out. Good to go?

    So my team:

    Schwarzer
    Simpson Vermaelen Terry
    Dempsey(v) Bale(c) VdV Sigurdsson
    Rooney Cisse Jelavic
    (McAuley Evans Surman)

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    1. Perthite
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      (and Vorm as 2nd keeper)

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    2. stumanchuu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      C Jelly or Cisse says me

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  17. Title20
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    i have mathematically figured out the most sure-fire way to pick between cisse and jelavic for captain...
    i took cisse's number (9) and jelavic's number (7) and multiplied them to come to 63.
    i then took a coin, and flipped it 63 times in a row.
    since cisse's name is first in the alphabet, he was heads. Jelavic being second, was tails.
    whichever came out on top on flip number 63, would be the pick for the armband this week.
    and the winner was...

    tails. Being Jelavic. he gets to wear the armband this week...

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    1. Park the bus
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      too much time on your hands pal. at least it has got your mind off city winning the league i suppose.... 😉

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    2. Perthite
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Did you factor in how lunar cycles effect the coin flips?

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      1. Title20
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        damn i need to re-do it now....

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        1. tobiasfantasy
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          can't hardly wait to know the result..

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          1. Perthite
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            It will be available in 3 hours time.

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  18. HappyAnkit
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    If you were on WC, would you do RVP/Tevez>Jelly(Pienaar is already there).

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    1. Back to Back Ballacks
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I am and I am 🙂

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    2. Mitchacho
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Doubling up on Everton offence at the expense of a fpl powerhouse? No thanks.

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        agree, didn't see the Pienaar bit, get rid of Pienaar imo

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  19. Back to Back Ballacks
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    On WC, having a serious think about Ba instead of Cisse. Pens, free kicks, looks to be coming back to form, could be sneaky one.

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    1. Park the bus
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      nonsense im afraid. it's all about Papiss #9 (c) this week

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        (C) crazy move, Wigan and Chelsea don't and won't concede much.

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        1. Park the bus
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Wigan have a rubbish record for conceding at home plus Chelsea have FA cup final 3 days after their fixture! there is a reason why he has topped the captain polll son.

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          1. Back to Back Ballacks
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            conceded 5 in 7 home games is rubbish?
            Chelsea's game against New is FAR more important than cup game and the captain poll means nothing BOY.

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            1. Park the bus
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 7 months ago

              oh dear have hit a nerve. i do apologise. Papiss Cisse scores when he wants apparently so I will happily take my chances.

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          2. SC not pearls before swine
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            Cisse topped the captain's poll because he's scored the most points of anyone over the last 5 weeks or whatever it's been. That doesn't mean he's going to well.

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            1. Back to Back Ballacks
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 7 months ago

              It means he's popular because of his form and a DGW. To label a move for Ba as nonsense is far from ridiculous, to base your C on the captain poll is ridiculous. Do you even know how many times the Cpoll has been right, not alot outside of RVP weeks.

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    2. SC not pearls before swine
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I love it, but I'm busy battling the tempting eyes of Fernando Torres, stupid as I know it to be

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        🙂 , As ladylike as he/she is i shan't be seduced!!!!,, don't think he will play 2 full games, Drog for me v New.

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        1. SC not pearls before swine
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Yeah, but I don't love the Newcastle boys or the Jellyman so I figure Torres @ home to QPR plus Blackburn in 38, when Drogs will be rested for Champions, could be nice.

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          1. Back to Back Ballacks
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            mmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe but not for me 🙂

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  20. Park the bus
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    ok push to shove... who would everyone prefer, VDV or Dempsey?

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    1. Dazman21
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      got to go for form (demps)

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    2. Mitchacho
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I opted for Dempsey. Has the form. Mightn't have the best double, but a tasty fixture next week to make up for it.

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    3. SC not pearls before swine
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      VdV, fixtures over form. Always, don't you people know anything? 😉

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    4. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Demps

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  21. Dazman21
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    is odemwingie > jelavic worth a 4 point hit, considering west brom are playing a dithering villa?

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    1. Park the bus
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      who was the other transfer? i would say so. Villa, as shoite as they are, don't tend to give a massive amount away. the problem with them is scoring goals. i reckon Jela will outscore Odem this week no problem.

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      1. Dazman21
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        other transfer was BAE > hibbert due to him being injured.

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        1. Park the bus
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          fair do's. i'd go for it mate, think you will be well rewarded plus most rivals will prob be getting Jelavic in this week as well and none will have Odem!

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  22. Buck The Trent
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Bog**
    Kaboul** Simps** Caulker
    Bale**(c) Demps** VDV** Siggy
    Cisse** Jelly** Kun

    subs Mign Mcauley Valencia Evans

    correct starting XI and subs order? ta

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    1. SC not pearls before swine
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I would have Valencia ahead of McAuely, not that it will probably matter. Love the Bale captaincy, could pay off big.

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      1. ILOVEBAPS
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Love that team!! Nice one and good luck.

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  23. SC not pearls before swine
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    What do we think Fulham's backline will be? Especially next week, will Senderos or Kelly be starting?

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  24. Mid-Table Obscurity
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    tevez and valencia -> jelly and vdv for a hit? i'm thirty points ahead of my ml rival and he's got vdv. little worried about him to be honeset and feel i need an everton player for the dgw. sound solid?

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  25. HappyAnkit
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Vorm or Mig out for Krul.
    Already have Caulker.

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    1. Mid-Table Obscurity
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      mig, unfortunately sunderland have already finished the season

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    2. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Neither IMO. Is it for a hit? Who do u want for next week?

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      1. HappyAnkit
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        WC.
        Not my team though.

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        1. ILOVEBAPS
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          How about Al Habsi for 37 and 38??

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          1. HappyAnkit
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            Nope.

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  26. jguti14
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    guys i am chasing a top 4 spot which is 50 points away, I know the top 4 players went jellyfish this week, so I think at this point I need differentials

    should I take the risk and go ADE instead? is he even set to start?

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    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I have him and I think he will start. Not sure of how he'll go but I need differentials too!

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  27. tobiasfantasy
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    for capten :
    bale or vdv or jelavic ?

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    1. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Jel

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  28. Cruicky
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Krul
    Walker, Caulker, Riise.
    Dempsey, Pienaar, VDV(c), Petrov, McClean.
    Rooney, RVP.

    Bench: Vorm; Yak, Kompany, Evans.

    Let's do this! Damage Limitation...

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    1. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Yak>Jelly/Pog

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      1. Cruicky
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Wanna keep Yak for Wigan(H) next week.

        Front 3 of RVP(NOR), Rooney(SWA) and Yak(WIG). Magic.

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  29. HappyAnkit
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Jags or Huth?

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  30. Ini
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Kelly or Caulker??

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    1. Desertbug
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      You have to choose? Who else are you starting in back?

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