[sbu_large_image] Men In Black
27 April 2012 2330 comments
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With the double Gameweek affording us a realistic chance either to make up ground or put vital points between ourselves and those chasing, the weekly assessment of the men in black is here again to offer the alternative view of the key factors in play…

It was left to the final match of Gameweek last time out before a penalty was delivered, with the spot-kick awarded to Bolton in their win over Villa maintaining the record of at least one free shot being awarded in every Gameweek. That award took referee Chris Foy on to six for the season and lifted him to sixth place in the penalties per game stat. Foy’s appointment to the Stoke vs Arsenal match up, however, is not one that makes this round up, as we have to go back to 2010 to find the last penalty in this fixture (Cesc Fabregas in the 90th minute of the 3-1 away win). Robin van Persie may therefore have to wait a little longer for his next goal (he’s scored already vs Stoke – and has yet to score twice against any side other than Manchester United this season).

Instead, it’s the return of spot-kick loving Jonathan Moss to the roster, and a juicy double header for his mentor, Mike Dean, that take our fancy:

Jonathan Moss

Headteacher Moss is no stranger to this column, with seven penalties in his first 10 games this season and eight in his 12 match Premier League career. His appointment to the Liberty Stadium, as Swansea City take on a Wolves team now unburdened with the pressures of survival, looks intriguing. With seven penalties already conceded by the bottom club this season and a home record that has seen Swansea awarded six in their games so far in the Principality, there’s a fair chance we may see Scott Sinclair stepping up to boost his season tally. For Wolves, the freshness that their recent relegation may bring and a promise from manager Terry Connor to ‘respect the integrity’ of the competition, could result in a new verve to their play. The recent rise to the fore of wingers Matt Jarvis and Michael Kightly, may afford Stephen Hunt a chance to add a consolation goal as he prepares to wave at his brother Noel when they swap divisions in the summer (there’s a little known unsaid ‘Hunt ruling’ that only one brother can grace the Premier League each season).

Mike Dean

It’s not difficult to justify the inclusion of a referee who tops the penalty giving charts, although with four straight games without pointing to the spot, we were thinking of looking beyond Mike Dean for a just a second. That was until the Match officials appointments turned up on Monday that is.

For a man with a penchant for the pen, things couldn’t get much better than to start your double Gameweek with a Wigan side who’ve been involved in more penalty awards than any other this season with 15 in total (seven for and eight against). However, the visit of Newcastle to the DW stadium puts the cherry on the cake as it pits the Latics against the only side to have conceded more penalties than them, topping the penalties conceded stat with nine. With all those moons aligned, there is clearly no fixture in the league season with a greater potential than this one for a penalty award. For Wigan, with early season specialist Ben Watson out of the picture, we’d expect whoever gets the starting nod from Jordi Gomez and Shaun Maloney to take on the responsibility of putting away from 12-yards. As for the Newcastle options, the presumption is that as Demba Ba has taken all three previous penalties in the League this season (scored two), that he is still the man in possession.

In a quirky twist from the appointments panel, Dean’s second game of this bumper Gameweek happen to place him at the other end of the potential penalty scale, as in Spurs’ trip to Bolton. Here we will see the team with the fewest penalties conceded – Spurs, with only Mario Balotelli’s injury time winner on their record from January – up against the team sitting just one place above them in that table. Just in case though, we’d expect Rafael van der Vaart and Martin Petrov to do the honours should they be given the opportunity.

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    1. Acquafresca
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      GTFO you troll.

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    2. kaz 96
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      seems like a nice article, will give it a read

      kidding,!
      FECK OFF

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  2. roooooooooneyyyy
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    is it worth doing rvp -> adebayor this week... (on my WC) i have jelly cisse

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    1. Acquafresca
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      only if you leave enough cash to bring him back in next week.

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      1. Lexisraisa
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        ^^ And that 😀

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      2. Canadian Football
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        THe thing that really bugs me with RVP is that Arteta and Walcott are not fit. There might be a real lack of service to him. When Arteta plays everything seems to go through him.

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        1. Canadian Football
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          Arteta is the guy that assists the assists on an RVP goal. Am i making sense?

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          1. roooooooooneyyyy
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            yea i get you

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          2. Acquafresca
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            yep. Still think RVP will continue to score the final two GWs tho.

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    2. Lexisraisa
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      Given form yes, Torres might be better bet though to play all of both games.

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  3. roooooooooneyyyy
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    cisse jelly bale for captain and why???

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    1. Canadian Football
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      Just looked up Jelly's TOTAL goals for this year

      Rangers - 22 Games & 14 Goals
      Everton - 9 Games & 6 Goals

      Total - 20G in 31 games

      Bale - 10 G in 33 games

      ****assists not considered
      ****extra points for CL not considered

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      1. Canadian Football
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        Cisse

        Freiburg – 17 Games & 9 Goals
        NCFC – 10 Games & 11 Goals

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      2. King Nemanja
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        Impressive stats for Jelly, was gonna captain Bale but might go with him now instead. hmm...

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  4. Pinoche
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    Morning lads ..

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    1. Acquafresca
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      morning Aatish, got the captaincy figured out yet?? Jelly/Cisse/VDV?

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      1. Pinoche
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        Yeah , going with VDV ..

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        1. Acquafresca
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          Not concerned about his mins? Thats the only thing putting me off him atm. And the fact that Ade might be back.

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          1. Pinoche
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            Ade will surely be back , I think but Jelavic has Fulam at home and Stoke away compared to VDV's fixtures ..
            VDV will be on set pieces as well so should do well ..

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            1. roooooooooneyyyy
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              so would that mean bale would also be a good candidate, as opposed to jelly or cisse?

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              1. Pinoche
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                He's out of form but you never know ,
                And my captaincy is also based on my rivals team so I will go with one of VDV or Jelavic only ..

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            2. Acquafresca
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              But what about his PT? Surely he wont play 90 in both games?

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              1. Pinoche
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                Btw He played 90mins against QPR last week ..

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            3. Lexisraisa
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              I think Ade coming back is a bonus for VdV tbh, he plays better of him than anyone else. Will probably mean he don't get stuck on the right of midfield also.

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              1. Pinoche
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                And what about the pens ?

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                1. Acquafresca
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                  Ade on pens pretty sure. Thats w im considering jelly over vdv.

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    2. roooooooooneyyyy
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      morning

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  5. Always (C)ane
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    1. Turner -> Walker worth it for 4pt hit?
    2. will Kelly play for both matches?

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  6. SMOOTH
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    kelly or caulker

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    1. roooooooooneyyyy
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      kelly might only be playing 1 game which would be the liverpool away game, so i think caulker would be better for a cs

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    2. King Nemanja
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      same dilemma, im going caulker

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      1. SMOOTH
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        def caulker if kelly is playing 1. but fulham have no RB, if kelly has any chance of starting jol will put him in the starting line up

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        1. King Nemanja
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          The way im looking at it is i cant see wolves scoring more than 1, so caulkers potential is say 2-6 points, not taking into account cards, bps or attacking points.
          I cant see Fulham keeping any clean sheets, so Kellys potential imo is 2-4 points.
          So, Caulker for me definitely

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          1. SMOOTH
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            makes a lot of sense. im playing caulker thanks.

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  7. roooooooooneyyyy
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    will adebayor do well this gw you guys think??

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    1. King Nemanja
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      i think he will, yes

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      1. roooooooooneyyyy
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        is it worth taking out rvp for him for just this week

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        1. roooooooooneyyyy
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          and benching siggy against wolves..

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          1. King Nemanja
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            Not if it means benching siggy, and id its for a hit

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            1. roooooooooneyyyy
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              wildcard

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  8. Willis.
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    Terry, Jagielka, Hibbert, Walker or HUTH?!

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    1. Pinoche
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      Haha , when will you stop this ?

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  9. King Nemanja
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    Aguero --> Jelavic
    McClean --> VDV
    Yaya --> Dempsey

    4 point hit, look ok guys?

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    1. roooooooooneyyyy
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      sounds good

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  10. Test Eagles
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    seriously ... get fecked

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  11. Elniñorules
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    "Just in case though, we’d expect Rafael van der Vaart and Martin Petrov to do the honours should they be given the opportunity."

    I thought Ade is on penalties?

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    1. Acquafresca
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      perhaps not after his little bicker with "arry.

      Who you captaining this week ENR?

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      1. Elniñorules
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        Ade/VDV

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        1. Acquafresca
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          VDV over Jelly?

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    2. Pinoche
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      Would be glad if VDV and Petrov both do the honours but Ade is on penalties ..

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  12. Acquafresca
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    Aatish when you say your captaincy is based on your rivals team, do you captain a player they DONT have, or a player you both have?

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    1. Pinoche
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      Usually the one both have but this week want to take a risk with VDV or Jelavic because I am 24 points behind him and 2 hits makes it 32 points ..

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  13. Green-Pea
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    mata or bale for the armband

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    1. roooooooooneyyyy
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      mata a rotation risk

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    2. King Nemanja
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      bale out of those 2

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      1. Green-Pea
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        what you mean out of those 2

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  14. Wilba
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    Walcott -> VDV
    Caulker -> Terry

    4 point hit, look good guys?

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  15. lazybones18
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    is adebayor playing 100% ? anyone knows ?

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    1. Pinoche
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      Returned to training yesterday and should start I think ..

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    2. King Nemanja
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      trained yesteray, i expect him to

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    3. Djerbil
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      expect him to play 150+ mins if all is well

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  16. Djerbil
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    The Dempsey(C) bus is waiting..Its ur last chance to get onboard..
    PEEP PEEP

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Titanic#2, its sinking...

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      1. Djerbil
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        This one is in 3D

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      2. Pinoche
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        😀

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    2. Blonde Faith
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      Happy with my DGWers, my weary gaze now settles on the 3 non-DGW prospects.

      All things considered, I'm very inclined to play Valencia, Verm, Siggy and bench RVP. Anyone else taken leave of their senses? Care to knock some sense back into my head?

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      1. Blonde Faith
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        gah - post fail...

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      2. SMOOTH
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        play rvp over valencia

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  17. lazybones18
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    tevez to adebayor ?

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    1. lazybones18
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      4 point hit .. i think tevez will score against manu but hard to ignore adebayor right now

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  18. nandastone
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    Help me choose between these two DGW teams. Both take a 4 point hit:

    #Schwarzer
    Caulker, #Enrique, #Hibbert
    #Ben Arfa, #Bale, Siggy, #Gerrard
    #Jelavic, RvP, Aguero

    Valencia, Gibbs, Evans

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    #Schwarzer
    Caulker, #Enrique, #Hibbert
    #VdV, #Ben Arfa, #Bale, Siggy, #Petrov
    #Jelavic, RvP

    Rooney, Gibbs, Evans

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  19. thetinkerman
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    Morning folks.

    It's come down to this...

    BAE > Jags / Heitinga for a hit ???

    Jags would seem to make sense but Heitinga for a cheeky punt given his goal scoring threat... although if Baines comes back or if Neville plays LB he could find himself benched.

    I know people will say "Hibbert!!!" but I prefer Jags to get attacking pts/boners.

    Thoughts?

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    1. Djerbil
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      I say Distin

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      1. thetinkerman
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        Really? Why? Surely Jags has more attacking threat and is more assured to start both games?

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        1. Djerbil
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          Distin is playing LB in Baines' abscence and looks nailed on more than Jags...
          Actually difficult to choose between Jags/Heitinga/Distin..Hibbert is the safest

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          1. thetinkerman
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            Distin has been in and out of the side recently though.

            I was under the impression that Jags and Hibbert were the 2 safest. Cheers for the input.

            Anyone else care to shed some light on the situation?

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  20. SMOOTH
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    KELLY OR CAULKER CANT DECIDE!!!

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    1. jimski
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      Normally I'd advise on the dgwer, but in this case I'd be very tempted by Caulker.

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    2. thetinkerman
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      Caulker 100%

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  21. Van Dal
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    Whats the general consensus on Mata for the dgw. He likely to start both games?

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    1. daniel cakebread
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      Think hell do enough damage in the 120or so minutes he gets to bring him in

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    2. roooooooooneyyyy
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      doubt it. 2 finals coming up, one is 3 days after the newcastle game

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    3. Van Dal
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      So u guys reckon worth doin sess > mata fr 4pter. Already done 8pt hit?

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  22. Clintymints
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    Doing the old WC

    50 points up in the mini but why not

    A - http://www.uploadscreenshot.com/image/943610/4647950

    B - http://www.uploadscreenshot.com/image/943613/1586105

    any suggestions!? I like A more and seems to be a winner, anything im missing or should consider

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  23. jimski
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    Blimey my chasing rival has taken a 16 pointer this week. It does worry me though - he could make massive gains on me if it pays off.

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    1. Blonde Faith
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      I've wondered this for a while: how dyou find this out, in advance of the deadline?

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      1. jimski
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        Look at their team from last game (or history) and it shows how many transfers they have made this week.

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        1. Blonde Faith
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          OMG..! what an eye-opener. My chaser in on a -20!

          Thanks dude, that's made my (c) decision for me that :p

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      2. roooooooooneyyyy
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        right above their team value

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    2. Old Man
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      My nearest rival has made 8 transfers - desperation methinks!

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  24. Blonde Faith
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    Happy with my DGWers, my weary gaze now settles on the 3 non-DGW prospects.

    All things considered, I’m very inclined to play Valencia, Verm, Siggy and bench RVP. Anyone else taken leave of their senses? Care to knock some sense back into my head?

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    1. jimski
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      I'd bench Valencia.

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  25. daniel cakebread
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    In a mist of red wine last night I decided the best way to close my 30 point gap was three strikers who dont score (torres ade suarez). Goon.

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  26. lazybones18
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    guys help would be appreciated.. need to maintain a 62 point lead

    SHWARZER
    SIMPSON caulker verm
    sig DEMPSEY VDV BEN ARFA
    tevez rvp CISSE

    already on -4 point... should i do tevez to ade or jelly ?

    Thanks

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    1. Acquafresca
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      TEVEZ->JELLY IMO

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    2. SMOOTH
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      nah leave it. you got enough

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    3. roooooooooneyyyy
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      62 point lead is far enough, taking the hit wouldn't really hurt

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  27. roooooooooneyyyy
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    bench siggy for a front three of jelly ade cisse or.......

    bench rvp and siggy to play for front 2 of jelly cisse??

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    1. Blonde Faith
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      Definitely playing Siggy, madness not to IMO. I'm benching RVP (see above)

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      1. roooooooooneyyyy
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        but i have the option to bring in adebayor.. so basically the question is will adebayor score more than siggy this week?

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        1. thetinkerman
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          Siggy vs Wolves at home. Not necessarily a goal fest and nailed of double figure returns but you have to say you fancy him to do well.

          If it's for a hit I'd leave Ade out.

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          1. roooooooooneyyyy
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            I'm on my wildcard

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            1. thetinkerman
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              Then I don't know. Sorry. Tough choice

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              1. roooooooooneyyyy
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                its cool, appreciate it

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        2. Blonde Faith
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          I SWYM. I reckon not, just don't see Ade restored to 90mins. He was in my draft GW36 team for ages with BAE but recent form/events have left me with Bale only, and I'm happy w/ that.

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    2. roooooooooneyyyy
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      anyone?

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      1. colin1201
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        depends who ur other mids are though

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        1. roooooooooneyyyy
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          bale dempsey barfa peinaar siggy

          cisse jelly (rvp)

          ade for rvp and put siggy on bench?

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    3. SMOOTH
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      try to play both, if not bench siggy i guess

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  28. colin1201
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    Who should i buy to replace miyachi?

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    1. colin1201
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      considering vdv, gerrard, or piennar

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      1. roooooooooneyyyy
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        vdv or pienaar.. depends on your other players

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  29. Acquafresca
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    Am I good to go???

    Vorm
    Caulker-Verm-WILLIAMSON
    VDV(C)-BALE-DEMPS-BARFA-Siggy
    JELLY(VC)-CISSE

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    1. roooooooooneyyyy
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      you decided on vdv for captain?

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      1. Acquafresca
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        Not 100% sure, but its between him and jelly atm.

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        1. roooooooooneyyyy
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          vdv is a scary captain choice considering his minutes played and injury prone. but it can work out well i guess. the rest of your team looks fine

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    2. thetinkerman
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      I see you went VDV captain, could work out well if he gets 120+ mins along with Ade!

      I'm debating Cisse vs Bale (c)

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  30. kaz 96
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    - subs order: check
    -gk: check
    -injuries: check

    (c) - chekc
    vc- check

    100 pts, here i come!

    SCHWARZER

    KABOUL SIMPSON caulker

    DEMPSEY, BALE(C),PIENAAR,siggy
    CISSE,JELAVIC(vc), rvp

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