[sbu_large_image] Men In Black
27 April 2012 2330 comments
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With the double Gameweek affording us a realistic chance either to make up ground or put vital points between ourselves and those chasing, the weekly assessment of the men in black is here again to offer the alternative view of the key factors in play…

It was left to the final match of Gameweek last time out before a penalty was delivered, with the spot-kick awarded to Bolton in their win over Villa maintaining the record of at least one free shot being awarded in every Gameweek. That award took referee Chris Foy on to six for the season and lifted him to sixth place in the penalties per game stat. Foy’s appointment to the Stoke vs Arsenal match up, however, is not one that makes this round up, as we have to go back to 2010 to find the last penalty in this fixture (Cesc Fabregas in the 90th minute of the 3-1 away win). Robin van Persie may therefore have to wait a little longer for his next goal (he’s scored already vs Stoke – and has yet to score twice against any side other than Manchester United this season).

Instead, it’s the return of spot-kick loving Jonathan Moss to the roster, and a juicy double header for his mentor, Mike Dean, that take our fancy:

Jonathan Moss

Headteacher Moss is no stranger to this column, with seven penalties in his first 10 games this season and eight in his 12 match Premier League career. His appointment to the Liberty Stadium, as Swansea City take on a Wolves team now unburdened with the pressures of survival, looks intriguing. With seven penalties already conceded by the bottom club this season and a home record that has seen Swansea awarded six in their games so far in the Principality, there’s a fair chance we may see Scott Sinclair stepping up to boost his season tally. For Wolves, the freshness that their recent relegation may bring and a promise from manager Terry Connor to ‘respect the integrity’ of the competition, could result in a new verve to their play. The recent rise to the fore of wingers Matt Jarvis and Michael Kightly, may afford Stephen Hunt a chance to add a consolation goal as he prepares to wave at his brother Noel when they swap divisions in the summer (there’s a little known unsaid ‘Hunt ruling’ that only one brother can grace the Premier League each season).

Mike Dean

It’s not difficult to justify the inclusion of a referee who tops the penalty giving charts, although with four straight games without pointing to the spot, we were thinking of looking beyond Mike Dean for a just a second. That was until the Match officials appointments turned up on Monday that is.

For a man with a penchant for the pen, things couldn’t get much better than to start your double Gameweek with a Wigan side who’ve been involved in more penalty awards than any other this season with 15 in total (seven for and eight against). However, the visit of Newcastle to the DW stadium puts the cherry on the cake as it pits the Latics against the only side to have conceded more penalties than them, topping the penalties conceded stat with nine. With all those moons aligned, there is clearly no fixture in the league season with a greater potential than this one for a penalty award. For Wigan, with early season specialist Ben Watson out of the picture, we’d expect whoever gets the starting nod from Jordi Gomez and Shaun Maloney to take on the responsibility of putting away from 12-yards. As for the Newcastle options, the presumption is that as Demba Ba has taken all three previous penalties in the League this season (scored two), that he is still the man in possession.

In a quirky twist from the appointments panel, Dean’s second game of this bumper Gameweek happen to place him at the other end of the potential penalty scale, as in Spurs’ trip to Bolton. Here we will see the team with the fewest penalties conceded – Spurs, with only Mario Balotelli’s injury time winner on their record from January – up against the team sitting just one place above them in that table. Just in case though, we’d expect Rafael van der Vaart and Martin Petrov to do the honours should they be given the opportunity.

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  1. Spoiler
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    current team below

    Vorm
    Simpson | Enrique | Turner
    Siggy | HBA | Mclean | Dempsey
    Aguero | RVP | Adebayor

    Sorenson | Valencia | Richards | Evans

    A) Aguero, Mclean OUT -> Cisse, Bale IN (4 point hit)
    B) Aguero, Adebayor, Mclean OUT -> Cisse, Jelavic, Bale IN (8 point hit)
    C) Aguero, Mclean, Siggy OUT -> Cisse, Pinaar, Bale IN (8 point hit)

    Notes: rival has cisse, bale and mata, so looking to cover off that, im 20 points ahead

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    1. lets av em
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      are u chasing or leading?

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    2. Ryan
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      A) Should be all you need

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  2. Craig
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Hows this look, worth any hits(already took 4pts)?

    Bogdan
    Enrique Hibbert Simpson McAuley
    Bale Pienaar(v) Sig
    Cisse(c) RVP Tevez
    Subs: Vorm Valencia McLean Evans

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    1. Fudge
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Jelavic? Like it.

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  3. Fudge
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Yes or No to this (12 point hit!!)

    Tevez -> Jelavic
    Miyaichi -> Bale

    BAE -> Hibbert
    Caulker -> Terry

    Will probably only do 1 of the bottom 2, rival has 2 everton defenders and is 30 pts ahead, who should I get, Terry Hibbert or both? Thoughts greatly appreciated!

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    1. Parm
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Only do BAE -> Hibbert of the bottom two, the top two look fine.

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      1. Fudge
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Thanks, I was only worried its a bit negative if I'm chasing but you're probably right. 🙂

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  4. Vpan
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    sooo hard this GW.

    Bale, Cisse or Jelavic captain?

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    1. Fudge
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I'm leaning towards Cisse because of his record, but its definitely between Cisse and Jelavic, not considering Bale.

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    2. SC not pearls before swine
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      That's what she said

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  5. Ragabolly
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Simpson or Hibbert??

    Can't see NUFC Keeping CS

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  6. woodenarmadillo
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    whats the latest on baines and R.Taylor?

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    1. Mull
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Neither likely to play. Baines is injured and Raylor isn't as good as Santon.

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  7. Mull
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Valencia, Walcott and Rooney to VDV, Bale and Cisse (-8) Yes or No?

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    1. daniel cakebread
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Yup

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    2. DarPaC
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      go for Pienaar over Bale IMO

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  8. manu4life99
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Stick or twist? Convince me either way please!

    A) mcclean, Rooney
    B) vdv, jelavic (-8pts)

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  9. MJ6987
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Will Jelly play both?

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    1. Ismail
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      probably?

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  10. the axolotl
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    could people do RMTs within other people's RMTs? the page turnovers are getting ridiculous

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      +1

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  11. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Too many questions 😆

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    1. Parm
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Not enough time.......

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    2. Wuffs
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Ahem. Back to Dubstep. Have you heard this filthy mouthed gal?
      I love it.
      Disclaimer: May contain swearing and general filth.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk

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      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Oooooh, so.....dirty.

        Me gusta.

        Have you heard of Moombahton?

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  12. daniel cakebread
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Every single time ive brought torres in in the past its turned to sh*t. 30 points down and ive done it again. Whats wrong with me

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  13. Parm
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Sat on this at the minute.......

    Vorm
    *Simpson* • Turner • Caulker
    *VDV(C)* • *Bale* • *Dempsey* • Sigurdsson
    *Jelavic* • *Cisse* • Rooney

    Subs: Sorenson • Vermaelen • Valencia • Evans

    0FT & £4.5m in the bank

    Anything worth a hit!

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Nope, good to go.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Verm over Caulker, however.

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Play Verm.

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    3. Fudge
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Think you're good as it is, don't want Everton/Chelsea defenders? You mind having a quick look at my planned transfers above?

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    4. daniel cakebread
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Vorm to howard maybe

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    5. Parm
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Ok, Verm over Caulker it its then.

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  14. manutd99
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    a)Walcott to VDV
    RVP to Jela

    b) Walcott to VDV
    Valencia to Pinear

    c) walcott to Pinearr
    RVP to Jela

    a,b or c

    already have bale so not sure on doubling up or not

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  15. dillydally1982
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Stoke defender or Everton defender for rest of season???

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    1. Fudge
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Everton

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  16. Indalo
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Guys should I do these transfers:

    McLean and Rooney ➡ Pienaar and Jelavic (4pt hit)

    Leaves me with this team:

    SCHWARZER
    SIMPSON rangel turner
    siggy BALE PIENAAR DEMPSEY
    JELAVIC CISSE rvp

    subs: mignolet valencia evans cahill

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    1. Parm
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Yeah, go go go!

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  17. DV8R
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Is benching Siggy this week a silly move? Thinking of ditching Valencia for Pienaar meaning I'd have to bench Siggy

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Keep Valencia and play Siggy.

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    2. Low-Life
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I'm playing him over Tevez if that helps.

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  18. Low-Life
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Why are the Jools Holland bands playing the BBC snooker theme?

    Grimes, should be interesting.

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  19. Tim
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Valencia or Siggy??

    Whom to start???

    Please help....

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    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      siggy

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    2. Oliver Reed
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      siggy is home to wolves..?

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    3. Geezer
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Siggy

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  20. UnitednationsXI
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Need more opinions pLZZZZ

    One final advise before i go sleep here in south africa:D

    A: Kaboul + Walters + Torres
    B: Huth + Pienaar + Adebayor

    I am leaning towards A coz kaboul has better chances of cs then huth…walters over pienaar coz of penalties and torres over adebayor since i already have bale

    Most ppl would prefer team B but my gut goes for A…someone convince me out of this.

    THOUGHTS?

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    1. Fudge
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Kaboul Pienaar Torres

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    2. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      b for sure for me

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    3. lets av em
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      b without a doubt

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      1. UnitednationsXI
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        why B?? want some chelsea coverage n hence torres...stoke might concede against everton and arsenal so not sure abt huth...pienaar over walters perhaps but cant afford torres pienaar kaboul

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  21. Luis Suarez Ate My Homework
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Best midfielder to bring in? Oh wait, I already brought in Pienaar.

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  22. choppers13
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    A) Cech Walker Petrov

    B) Friedel Huth Pienar

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  23. drughi
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    what do you think of my wildcard team ?

    krul

    walker, jagielka, terry

    bale (C), vdv, HBA, dempsey

    rvp, jelavic, cisse

    i'm still torn wheter to get pienaar in and play 3-5-2 and leave rvp on the bench.
    I feel maybe i need some chelsea or liverpool players but so hard to know who will play both games.

    anything you would do different if you had your wildcard ?

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  24. LewanGOALski
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    bench Sess, Siggy or RVP..?

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  25. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    I freekin love my team and the fact I have 3.5m in the bank for next week.
    The only problem I have (as many do) is the capt choice.
    I'm ahead by 40 pts in my mini so should be safe there but trying to beat my overall position from last year of 19k (currently 20k).
    Team as follows

    Vorm
    Terry, Kompany, Verm,
    Siggy, VDV, Bale, Demps,
    Jelly (C), Cisse, Aguero

    Mignolet, McAuley, Valencia, Evans

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  26. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    play Verm or Caulker?

    I realise that Verm is a goal threat but Stoke are well equipped to deal with his aerial threat, and i think maybe Caulker has a better CS possibility

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    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Caulker if no Vorm Jk.

      Jack at home v wolves. Over stoke away every time.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Who's your (C) Evs?

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        1. Evs
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          • 16 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          I honestly don't know, down to 3...

          Bale - best fixtures, poor form
          Jelavic - not sure I trust him yet to captain.
          Cisse - best form, worst fixtures.

          I usually play fixtures over form which suggests bale, but I may differ this week.

          You?

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          1. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Between Bale (at the mo) & Cisse. No Jelly in my team. I'll probably leave it on Bale but may do something inspirded/stupid at the last min 😉

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            1. Evs
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              • 16 Years
              13 years, 11 months ago

              Ha.

              Be sure to let me know 🙂

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      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        yup, no Vorm, Ming is my keeper

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        1. Evs
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          • 16 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Caulker all the way then...!

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    2. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Caulker for me

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    3. Spencer
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I think i'll be in the minority, but I'd play Caulker.

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    4. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Went for Verm, mainly because i'm playing Vorm.

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    5. lets av em
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      i have also done that, benching verm. can see stoke getting a couple against arsenal

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  27. Iain Dowies Love Child
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Midfield is:
    Bale - Demps - Siggy - ?
    RVP - Cisse - Jelly

    Final Midfield spot - Pienaar or DVD?

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    1. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      DVD and same as me 🙂

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  28. woodenarmadillo
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    bale or pienaar?

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    1. Spencer
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Both!

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  29. Holy See
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    ...zzzzoooommmm...

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I'm probably too late to replt to this...

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        *and there goes my tying in the rush!

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  30. O Fenomeno
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Suarez (c), will he play both games?

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    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      No.

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