[sbu_large_image] Preamble
25 August 2012 1955 comments
Mark Mark
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One man dominates my thinking right now. He’s someone I trust implicitly. Someone who brought a smile to my face time after time when others failed me. Don’t get me wrong, he’s not infallible, he’s disappointed me, but rarely without redeeming himself spectacularly soon after. Now I’m about to put my emotions in his hands him again – it feels exciting and dangerous.

This is not fifty shades of grey. It’s all very black and white. Today you’re either backing Robin Van Persie or hoping he fails miserably and that “Torres” can be the safe word to save you from a beating.

United’s striker will shape the next 24-hours. For all the faith put in Swansea’s Michu, all the hype that Eden Hazard has built around himself with his sparkle so far. Everyone else will be forgotten, reduced to sums of Fantasy cash that perhaps could be transferred out in order to raise the funds to acquire Van Perise. If the Dutchman impresses – even hints that he’ll become the player who took our seasons by the scruff of the neck last term, then panic will likely ensue.

United face Fulham at Old Trafford today with Sir Alex Ferguson strongly hinting that his primary weapon will be loaded and tilted the way of Martin Jol’s defence. For Fantasy managers currently holding down the pause button on the idea of acquiring Van Persie, they’ll be hoping for a blank, for perhaps an hour of nice touches, smiles and the odd wayward shot with hands running through immaculately gelled hair in frustration.

Should the Roy of the Rovers script come into play with Van Persie finding the net once or twice, United’s looming fixtures against Southampton and Wigan will light up and surely force the hand of many. Or more likely, the wildcard.

Those clinging to the hope that they’ll get time, that Van Persie will be preserved and perhaps eased in at St Mary’s next weekend, to be rested over the international break, look set to be disappointed already. Today’s press are in no doubt that Van Persie starts.

Even the Independent, well known for striking out and opting for their own path, have Van Persie up with Wayne Rooney and Danny Welbeck relegated to the bench. That view is shared by all today’s papers – and by our predicted lineups. Van Persie will surely start, a year on from the 8-2 defeat he suffered with Arsenal on the same pitch.

Elsewhere amongst the press boys, there’s a split on Emmanuel Adebayor’s chances of being installed in Andre Villas-Boas’ lineup against West Brom – the Independent keep faith with Jermain Defoe, the Guardian back them up. Meanwhile, The Times choose to omit Rickie Lambert from their Southampton lineup, predicting an unchanged side from Nigel Adkins despite Lambert’s impact at City.

That’s perhaps the nearest we get to a shock, on a day that finds the media nicely aligned when it comes to the likely teamsheets.
It’s almost as if they called a truce. Sat down and agreed with Premier League bosses that, on day that that will see us nervously monitoring the progress of Van Persie, we could do without the noise and fuzz from the rest of the lineups.

So now we sit and wait. Watch for every update from Old Trafford and, depending what camp we’re in, wish for Van Persie to be involved or stand idle as a spectator.

It’s got a ring of dΓ©jΓ  vu to it. Twelve months ago I knew exactly what camp I was in – I’m just about to press the button to join up again. I’m feeling vulnerable and slightly giddy. Nobody will hear me if I end up screaming “Torres”.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. duncansarmy
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    (C) and (VC) poll.

    1: Rooney
    2: Tevez
    3: Bale

    1,2?

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    1. Jack1980
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      3.

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    2. Shaps
      • 14 Years
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      1 and it doesn't matter for VC

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    3. little_wizard123
      • 14 Years
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      1 3 2

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    4. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      Rooney 1 and bale 2 as everyone will be captaining either rooney or r.v.p = safest option

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  2. snowman
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    start ramires or use transfer for mclean?

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    1. Shaps
      • 14 Years
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      Ramires if it will be a hit

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    2. snowman
      • 16 Years
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      what if not a hit?

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    3. little_wizard123
      • 14 Years
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      McClean if it's free.

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  3. The Finnisher
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    So Bale hasn't scored since January.

    He's due then. πŸ˜‰

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    1. Menly
      • 14 Years
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      Neither have I, doesn't mean I'm due

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      1. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
        • 15 Years
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        pmsl ;-D

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      2. The Finnisher
        • 14 Years
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        Not with that attitude.

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    2. Gigging Order
      • 14 Years
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      Now you have put doubt in my head...

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      1. The Finnisher
        • 14 Years
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        Well he scored twice pre-season, hit the post at least one time (in pre-season) and hit the bar last week.

        Better?

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        1. Gigging Order
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Thanks Jack πŸ™‚

          I am happy again now!

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        2. @BigChrisso
          • 14 Years
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          stop messing with his head... lol

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    3. @BigChrisso
      • 14 Years
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      think he is a boring captain choice - this just reinforces it

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      1. The Finnisher
        • 14 Years
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        I'm not captaining him myself.

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  4. jayzico
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    just seen the wimp ugly argy sleeved dude plays last. F**k, i hate that. thus armband off rsvp>tev...

    anyone else have these ocd freaky doubts?

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    1. Pinatta
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Should have Rooney iso RvP πŸ˜‰

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    2. tosey
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      liverpools first game at home under a new manager = tough game for city imo

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      1. jayzico
        • 15 Years
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        true tose. true. back to van p u reckon?

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        1. GREENDREAMS11
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Got to go RVP, home to Fulham, first start at O.T. That's who I've gone for out of those two Jay..

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          1. jayzico
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            GREEN! done. cheers dude... if any scout afficiando was gona give advice it'd be u. after all, we've been fat frank die hards for eons lol

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    3. little_wizard123
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I would like more players tomorrow tbh...

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  5. Blue-Ghosts
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    haha briliant artice mark! i'm in the same boat as you and you described exactly how i feel too! good luck today mate and good luck to rvp, hope he turns this fpl upside down today

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    1. RenNy
      • 14 Years
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      +1

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  6. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    start bego or jussi?

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    1. Willis.
      • 14 Years
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      Begovic.

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      1. Optimus.
        • 15 Years
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        cheers ill go with the home boy

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  7. Shhh... I Should Be Working
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    My defence is knackered. Thinking of taking a hit to get rid of Kaboul. Should I get a 5.0 defender e.g Williams which leaves me funds for RvP if needed next week. Or go for Vertonghen to hope for gaols over next 4 weeks to make back my 4 points?

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    1. Phoenix Wright
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Take Williams. Not too sure about RVP.

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  8. Alonso The Great Midfielder
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Vdv (C) is the worst things to do?

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    1. Shaps
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      For the last time yes

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    2. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      30 points

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    3. Blue-Ghosts
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      it will either fail miserably or come off like a firework but on a day where rvp will start upfront against fulham, vdv's fireworks mightn't be enough

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    4. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      You must have safer options. If you dont then your team must be awful

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      1. Alonso The Great Midfielder
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        carzola-mata-larsson-vdv

        graham-tevez-bent

        all these player have not convince me to captain them from last week perfomance..

        ivanovic for cleanie??

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        1. Champ
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          That or Graham i think...

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  9. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    The picture of Wenger on the "surgery.." post always makes me smile.

    Can just imagine him saying "Excellent!" in a Montgomery Burns stylee!

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  10. alex5
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Petric or graham ( already have michu )

    Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    1. little_wizard123
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Graham.

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  11. Dago
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Please help this ones doing my head in!!!!
    Play Clyne over Noble or Maloney right????

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    1. Shaps
      • 14 Years
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      Clyne all the way

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      1. Dago
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        cheers

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  12. Seal
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    hmm clyne zab or jenkinson, can only have two.

    clyne's at home but it is southampton,
    surely liverpool cant not score again,
    and stoke could bully arsenal.

    i dunno, *flips coin*

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    1. Shaps
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      First 2

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    2. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Same here.. I play the last 2.. Better team.

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  13. mufc802
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Is Terry 100% out? Don't want him to make a 5 minute appearance or anything, am I best benching him and just playing Clyne?

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    1. @BigChrisso
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Terry will either play or not (no cameos)

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  14. iCon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone any idea whether Maloney will start? Have him in with Noble first sub....make sense?

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    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      i think he'll either start or not play at all

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  15. Rowley Birkin
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    West Brom have kept just one clean sheet in their last 17 Premier League away games.

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    1. Kanus hat trick
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      They're due then!

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    2. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Anybody relying on Baggies defenders has already given up.

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    3. Manani
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      i will happily accept 1-1

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    4. snowman
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      new manager though

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    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Last week? Insufficient research. πŸ™‚

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      1. Willis.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Last week was a home game.

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  16. Catastrophe
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Rvp or michu captain!? Argh! On the way to old Trafford and its on rvp currently.

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    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Listen to the little boy inside you. What is it screaming?

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      1. Pinoche
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        It says Michu!!

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    2. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      leave the armband where it is,have a good day,love to be there

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    3. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      How is this even a serious question?

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      1. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
        • 15 Years
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        It isn't. What point are you trying to make?

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    4. Shaps
      • 14 Years
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      Cheer on RVP if you're there, makes it even more rewarding if he scores

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  17. Fernando Torres
    • 14 Years
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    Points predictions for my team
    Friedel
    Fonte Vidic Cole
    Pienaar Michu Bale Valencia
    Tevez Graham RVP (c)

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    1. Pinoche
      • 14 Years
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      50+

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      1. Fernando Torres
        • 14 Years
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        I will be happy with 60+ this week I think.

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    2. Shaps
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      Between 20-100

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    3. Locarno
      • 15 Years
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      2
      2 6 2
      5 5 5 5
      6 6 780

      So... 822 pts.

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  18. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Just curious. All these "AARGGH! Should I captain Xxx or Xxx???" HELP!!!"

    Do you really act on the replies? Or are you just venting before making the decision for yourself?

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    1. @BigChrisso
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      a lot of the same questions being asked - do people actually read other posts before posting anymore?

      Secondly, the funniest is when someone asks player A v player B, they get votes for player A and then argue player B's case!

      End of rant, thanks for reading

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    2. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Agree. If we knew this game would be easy.

      Soooooo, on that note... who do you think I should cap..... AAAHH!! just kidding.

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  19. Razmataz
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Guys I have drunkenly wildcarded last night and massively regretting it!!

    Does anyone have any tips?

    My team currently looks like this:

    Mignolet I Jaask

    Hughes I Clyne I Demel I Cuellar I Ivanovic

    Bale I Hazard I Michu I Nolan I Guthrie

    Rooney I Tevez I Adebayor

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    1. LÖrKingMuch
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Stop worrying and enjoy the action? πŸ˜‰

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  20. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    tevez or torres for captain?

    stickin with tev, but i think chelsea offers a better fixture

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    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Liverpool looked terrible against west brom and newcastle beat spurs and Torres looked terrible against Newcastle according to Granville.

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  21. OSGOOD WAS GOOD
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    tevez or michu for captian

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    1. Pinoche
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Michu!!! πŸ™‚

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  22. lucas radebe
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Hi Mark,
    What do the papers say about VDV starting?

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    1. Blue-Ghosts
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      most papers say it'll be siggy instead but my own hunch is a midfield 3 of sandro behind siggy and vdv with livermore being dropped

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  23. nedflounders
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Who to make captain?

    A.Michu
    B.Kagawa
    C.Hazard
    D.Torres
    E.Tezez

    Tough fixtures to make my mind up. I have Hazard at the moment

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  24. toadeh
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Morning Lads. Good luck this weekend!

    Szczesny
    Williams Hangeland Clarke
    Michu Bale Kagawa Silva
    Torres Petric Tevez,

    Any idea on who to capt? I'm so undecided its untrue. but my gut says bale!

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    1. Blue-Ghosts
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      i think bale is the obvious captain on your team

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  25. The_Druid
    • 14 Years
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    How is this one?

    Jussi

    Zab-Cole-Cuellar-Clyne

    Bale(vc)-Lamps-Santi

    RVP(c)-Tevez-Pog

    Any good?Afraid of the Swans a little bit..

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  26. alex5
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Petric or graham ( already have michu)

    Pleaseeeeeeeee

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      graham....petric could score but has the tougher match away

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    2. Samwise the Brave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
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      graham

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      1. alex5
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Petric looks more on form thou

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  27. Denis Tueart on the wing
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Which one of three to put in as my 11th man ?
    A) Ramires H to New
    B) Clark H to Everton
    C) Noble A to Swansea

    Thanks

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  28. riot
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Any news on Sinclair starting?

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  29. SPorting
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    normally i'm a form over fixtures guy but how about:

    Ramires (NEW) vs Kaca (mun)?

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    1. Gigging Order
      • 14 Years
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      Ramires out of those two for me.

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    2. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
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      Yep, gotta be Rammy.

      Last weeks Fulham result was definitely the exception to the rule. Plus their away to MANU, I mean, come on!! πŸ˜‰

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  30. Ed
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone else going without RVP?

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    1. @BigChrisso
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      yep

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