[sbu_large_image] The Stock Check
23 January 2013 4251 comments
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An ten-minute avalanche ensures that another double Gameweek delivers big returns as Arsenal’s key attacking assets come good. Over at the Liberty Stadium meanwhile, Swansea’s progress to the Capital One Cup Final is somewhat overshadowed by an extraordinary sending off for Eden Hazard. Here’s the Stock Check on Wednesday’s action…

On the Up

Lukas Podolski
Having missed Sunday’s clash through illness, the German chose the second fixture of the double Gameweek to deliver his biggest haul of the season, including a trio of quick-fire assists. Whilst he was again replaced for the fifth match running, with three home fixtures in the next four and in this form, Podolski will surely go on earning new suitors and enjoy a further price rise prior to next week’s midweek deadline.

Theo Walcott
Backed with the armband by so many Fantasy managers, Walcott delivered once again with his second goal of the Gameweek, plus the assist for Giroud’s first goal. Walcott’s consistency is there to be admired: he’s scored six goals in his last seven starts and has only failed to return in one of those matches. Regardless of whether he plays as a striker or winger, Walcott is potent.

Santi Cazorla
Arsenal’s playmaker had failed to notch since his stunning hat-trick at Reading but timed his return to the scoresheet for the double Gameweek. While he has now moved on to eight goals and assists for the season, with Walcott continuing to stream returns, only those looking for a differential or brave enough to double on Arsenal’s attacking assets, will surely consider Cazorla over Walcott right now.

Olivier Giroud
Against the odds, the Frenchman started both double Gameweek fixtures and tonight delivered unlikely returns. The brace moved him on to eight goals for the season and, at 7.8, he’s comes in cheaper than Lucas Podolski. For those looking to back the Gunners over their three home fixtures in four, Giroud is yet another differential option to consider, although his security of starts remain in question.

Going Down

The West Ham Defence
Backed with double Gameweek investment, few would have expected returns from the trip to the Emirates but, having leaked five goals, the Hammers back four has conceded 12 in their last six league outings. It’s one clean sheet in twelve and Sam Allardyce will surely make an improvement at the back a priority having regularly emphasised the need to build survival plans on shut-outs.

Joe Cole
Having notched in Saturday’s league outing with QPR, Cole was rested to the bench tonight as he continues to build his fitness on his return to regular action. While the decision to preserve Cole is understandable, it will dent the confidence of would-be investors who will now likely reserve judgement until Cole has strung together further consecutive appearances.

Eden Hazard
Dismissed for what appeared to be a kick on a Swansea City ball-boy, the Belgian will serve a violent conduct charge that will come with a three-match ban that will see him miss league matches against Reading and Newcastle. We can only wait the fall-out to see if any further action will be taken which could see the ban increased. The dismissal capped a night to forget for Rafa Benitez who started with Demba Ba up front but saw his side frustrated by the defiant Swans.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Has Lateriser spontaneously combusted yet? Giroud came through for him

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    1. Jaswarbrick
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      you say that but, Podolski still outscored him

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        +Walcott

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        1. lfc123
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          Exactly haha

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          1. Lateriser 12
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            Oh, you have no clue how much i enjoyed those two goals. Captain a super differential, you will know. That joy is massive.

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    2. Lateriser 12
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      Just miffed at Arsene for subbing him off. Could have had 2 more. He was up for it. Assisted the assister twice. Had a really good game.

      Yes, i am extremely pleased.

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      1. Jaswarbrick
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        13 years, 2 months ago

        will you stick by him?

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        1. Lateriser 12
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          Thinking.

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          1. Jaswarbrick
            • 14 Years
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            p.s. Sherlock postponed until next year =(

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            1. Lateriser 12
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              Patience will pay, i am sure.

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      2. Captain Shirokov
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        Fair dues.

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        1. Lateriser 12
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          Could have had so many more. Bloody Arsene.

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          1. Shipstontrev
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            Our H2H is going down to baps,

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            1. Lateriser 12
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              I noticed. I think it might just be a tie if Giroud gets 2. If he gets 3, i win it.

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              1. Shipstontrev
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                Podolski might get the 3, so a tie looks likely,

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  2. SH1M1
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    A) Zabeleta/Gibbs/Bale/Sturridge

    Or

    B) Cameron/Cuellar/Gerrard/Aguero

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    1. mikeh598
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      A for me

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  3. tommys
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    That ballboy could have been killed

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    1. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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      death by cleats

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    2. Big_Andy_GAWA
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      Pressing the ball into his stomach for too long??

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    3. heartsattack
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      If the ball had been a hand grenade.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        😀

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    4. Crouch Potato!
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      Will be if he ever shops in London!

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      1. tommys
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        Punctured lung lads he could have been killed.....

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  4. Alan The Llama
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    Lol, the ballboy appealing the foul.

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    1. Parm
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      Rolling around like he's just been shot.

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    2. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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      they should make that guy an internet meme of some sort

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    3. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      The little git will be famous now and will be wheeled out for interviews in 50 years time.
      Fair play to him.

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  5. TheRedMushine
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    13 years, 2 months ago

    Spurs have Norwich, West Brom, Newcastle and West Ham coming up.

    Santi for Bale? I’ve got 0.4 to play with.

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    1. Vote Joke
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      Yep. Especially if you have Walcott.

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    2. 4vets
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      Definitely.

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      1. TheRedMushine
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        cheers guys!

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    3. Absinthe Minded
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      Bale may fall so hold off on keep an eye on fiso

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  6. Parm
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    Ahahahahahaha.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Ballboy??

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Hilarious 😀

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  7. The King
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Can I save a transfer with this team for the next GW?
    Begovic (Federici)
    Luiz - Zabaleta - Gibbs (Mariappa - Demel)
    Bale - Michu - Mata (V) - Fellaini - Walcott
    RVP (C) - Sturridge (Ruiz)
    Cheers

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  8. Vote Joke
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Surely getting Sagna and Gibbs is more worthwhile than Nastc & Clichy? At least you know they're gonna play.

    Arse are the cheapest way into a top 6 team's defence.

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    1. heeljames
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      Its only worthwhile if they keep a cleanie, which on current form isnt going to happen very often.

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    2. heartsattack
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      I'd much rather have the Man City pair.

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
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        I'd rather have Zaba and Azpilli

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    3. Mile Plankton
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      And most certain to concede.
      Distan, Dawson could be nice differential.

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    4. lfc123
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      City will get more CS though, and i think Clichy is pretty nailed on

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  9. Red-United
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    That Hazard and ballboy incident is hilarious. Love how the ballboy completely milks it too 😀

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    1. Optimus.
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      he was a dick and hazard waz a dick

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        Basically sums it up.

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    2. 4vets
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      In 20 years time he will be a fat, bloated, bald slob of a man on some TV game show asking what he was famous for. He's fee for that TV program will be the most he's ever made in his life. Sad but true.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        +1 😆

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      2. 4vets
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        Oh... I've just described myself 😉

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    3. heartsattack
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      If you watch him walking along the side of the pitch with his mate afterwards his pal is properly struggling to stop himself bursting into a giggling fit.

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  10. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    well not condoning what Hazard did by any means, but the Ball boy should have given him the ball back, it's his fecking job. If the players wish to time waste fine, but that was out of order as well.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Don't agree.

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    2. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
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      Been going on for years though. Home advantage.

      Hazard should use his feet on the pitch. Ball boy did milk it though.

      All abit silly really.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        yeah i agree there

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    3. lfc123
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      I agree it's his job, but it's not Hazard's job to kick him either

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  11. isacki: full casual
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    Someone ask Fergie about whether the ballboy could have been killed, please!!

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    1. Crouch Potato!
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      Harry reckons "de boy done triffic".

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    2. Optimus.
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      eden do it

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  12. Spoiler
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    13 years, 2 months ago

    Suggestions to this team? got 2 freebies and 1.1 in bank..

    ill probably use the wildcard after this gameweek

    Begovic
    Gibbs | Cuellar | Cameron
    Bale | Mata | Walcott | Michu
    RVP | Ba | Berba

    Bego, Puncheon, Demel, Cameron

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    1. Spoiler
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      sorry foster and martin on bench

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        I was gunna say 😀

        Can't see much wrong with that.

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        1. Spoiler
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          13 years, 2 months ago

          any one week punts you can think of?

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      2. Mile Plankton
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        13 years, 2 months ago

        Cuellar -> Distin

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  13. Tiki-Taka
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    Will the leagues update tonight ?

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    1. Jimmers
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      Late tonight - BAPS not out yet

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  14. Red-United
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    Happy for the Swans.

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    1. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
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      +1 well deserved

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  15. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    A) Hold Giroud
    B) Buy Fletch instead
    C) Buy Berba instead
    D) Buy Kun instead for a hit ( Gaston downgrade to 4.7 or lower)

    Go go go!

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    1. Butters
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Exact same Question for me! I think I'm going to move giroud -> dzeko if he's starting the next game. I Imagine we shall have linups before transfers close.

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    2. Absinthe Minded
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      Fletch

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      1. Absinthe Minded
        • 15 Years
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        Then Sturridge in 2 weeks?

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        1. Captain Shirokov
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          13 years, 2 months ago

          Actually, this.

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    3. Captain Shirokov
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      D tempts me but how about Giroud ➡ Sturridge?

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      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        RVP Suarez my other strikers mate.

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    4. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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      D)

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    5. Billy Gilmore
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      D

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    6. Shipstontrev
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      Fletch

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    7. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      😆

      Not making fun I'm happy for you, but Isacki and i were talking tonight about whether you;d be tempted to keep, and we both agree you shouldn't. You've got what you wanted from him. Time to wave goodbye with a smile

      B IMO

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    8. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      B), imo.

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  16. Bøwstring The Carp
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    In fairness though, if you support Swansea and a Chelsea player kicks you I would milk it too 😀 imagine the action you'd get from the Swansea lasses for being the "Welsh Warrior" or the "Welsh Whinger" 😛

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    1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
      • 15 Years
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      Yeah, true that scallywag is going to be really popular with his degenerate mates 😀

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    2. isacki: full casual
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      He's probably ball boy to quite a few lasses already tonight

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      1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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        After all the tears? 🙂

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  17. isacki: full casual
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    Urgent question.

    Will Hazard's kick on the ballboy count as a shot on target?

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      No, it was outside the penalty area

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      1. Yossi
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        Shots outside the area don't count?

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
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      failed pass

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    3. Optimus.
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      i hope your fooking messing?

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    4. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Well done Isa your Pod paid dividend in our H2H - congrats 😉

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        Thanks mate I was kicking myself right up until kickoff, got Cisse and pod in for ba and berba for a hit.

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  18. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    I don't see this incident as being much different to a pitch invader getting taken out by a player. A young guy dicking about! I hope he doesn't get paid, but he'll be a hero now unfortunately

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    1. The Shadow
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      There's a world of difference.

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    2. The Bandit
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      He won't need paying when he gets his mega compensation...

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    3. A.T
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      He would've been a hero if he got up and twatted hazard

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  19. Stupendous
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    13 years, 2 months ago

    Green arrows again I hope!!!

    How's this going forward, and starting this upcoming week fellas.......

    . Vorm
    Gibbs Rafael Zabaleta
    DDG Mata Fellaini Bale Walcott
    RVP Fletcher

    bunn, pog, davies, martin

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    1. Stupendous
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      JDG!!! (de guz)

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  20. heartsattack
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    Mata is absolutely nailed on.

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    1. Captain Shirokov
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      Wrong.

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      1. heartsattack
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        Hazard and Moses out the picture for a bit. He's nailed on for sure.

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    2. isacki: full casual
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      In theory they play different positions, but in terms of needing quality on the pitch this can only help Mata.

      Moses still at afcon too.

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    3. Pasqualinho
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      Not completely. It's Rafa, remember. He benched both Mata and Hazard vs QPR.

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      1. heartsattack
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Moses gone as well.

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      2. Sun Jihai
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        And look how that worked out. I'd hope Rafa has picked up that any Chelsea success is pretty much dependent on Mata playing!

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  21. Crouch Potato!
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    To show his regret Hazard took the ballboy out for a meal. The lad ordered spare ribs!

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      Hazard has tickets for Wimbledon.

      Awkward...

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      1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
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        You cannot be serious!!!?

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    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      http://instantrimshot.com/

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    3. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      He was only horsing around....so I think it will be burgers.

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    4. isacki: full casual
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      😆

      "Just ribbing you Eden mate..."

      Hazard kicks him in the head.

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  22. Iloveeggontoast
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    I wish Chelsea were playing on the Tuesday ffs. Got a dilemma whether to keep Ba or do Ba + Sagna our for Fletcher + Evra for a 4 point hit. Fancy Pool to score vs Arse,

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  23. MountainBeach
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    A) Zab and Fellaini
    B) Clyne and Bale

    Which one lads and why?

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    1. Hect.OR 98th
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Zag and Fellaini.

      Fellaini more consistent than Bale, Zaba more attacking than Clyne

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  24. Ginkapo FPL
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    13 years, 2 months ago

    mini-leagues are updating. Doubt we will get baps tonight

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  25. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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    Seems ridiculous, but I may only make 4 transfers if, as intended, I use the Jan WC this week. Tempted to leave it one more and see how things pan out this week...

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  26. XP
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    Stam nailed on for a cheap shit player ?

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    1. Demí
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      No

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    2. Absinthe Minded
      • 15 Years
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      Pearce or harte

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    3. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
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      Yep, he is nailed on as cheap and shit. Not so nailed on to start

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    4. Jimmers
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Not nailed on but a cheap shit player

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    5. Jaswarbrick
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      Had him all season 😀

      Your answer is no

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  27. tommys
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    The Ball Boys twitter account has gained 30000 new followers...................ah so that's how you do it

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    1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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      Why would you want 30,000 randomers peeving in on your life?

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    2. Sun Jihai
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      He'll be invited to the next series of 'celebrity' big brother.

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  28. Spoiler
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    13 years, 2 months ago

    chances of ba starting weekend?

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    1. Demí
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      Think Torres will be given a go, it's only Brentford.

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      1. Spoiler
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        hopefully then ba starting vs reading

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  29. kimoo
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    13 years, 2 months ago

    Pick one to play :

    A- Gibbs LIV (H)

    B- Dawson NOR (A)

    C-Davies SUN (A)

    other : Rafeal & Zabaleta

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    1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Gibbs

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    2. TheRedMushine
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Dawson. Davies might be a good shout, but Norwich have been really poor. They'd be looking to defend much more tightly after the Liverpool game.

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      1. TheRedMushine
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        which means they'd be looking to score on the counter, and not go all out attack. More of a chance of Spurs dealing with it.

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  30. Captain Shirokov
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    UPDATE for the love of God, I need my beauty sleep!

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    1. thegame
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      your telling me!

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