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With Fantasy owners of Luis Suarez and Olivier Giroud scouring the market in light of their recent suspensions, focus is falling on those forwards with a double Gameweek 36 amongst their respective schedules. Romelu Lukaku and Arouna Kone have both arrived on Fantasy radars over the last few days and, as the Fantasy transfer market picks up pace, we analyse their performances over the last six Gameweeks.

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  1. wood is good
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    WOOD YOU

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  2. Just A Hat
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    I'm sad that the hilarious page of comedy has now gone 🙁

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      liked your lewandowski comment earlier... leeds united 😆

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      1. Just A Hat
        • 16 Years
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        lol Leeds could do with a player like him to get us back into the EPL 🙁

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          You need more than him.

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  3. HarryS
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Is Sagna to Vertonghen worth a -4 point hit after this week?

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    1. Just A Hat
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      I think so but only because I plan to captain him

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  4. /
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    Now this is what I call DZ

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      Go lie down.

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  5. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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    Just a shame we won't enjoy the last day this year as much...

    Go to 4.50 minute mark...I don't care about City, but this is pretty epic...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_84PP23pDl4

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
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      Aguerooooo moment is one of the best things ever, watched it over and over...and I don't even like City that much

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      1. Just A Hat
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        +1

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      2. AK ⭐
        • 13 Years
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        +2

        I loved the game, not a fan of City, but this was epic.

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  6. applebonkers
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    you can only say the word sausages for AN ENTRIE YEAR!, but you get £200k if you make it

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    1. /
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      I'd try, oh how I would try, but it wouldn't be possible

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Sausages.

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      sausages

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    4. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Sausages! Sausages sausages, sausages (sausages).

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      1. Reedy
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        Bugger this I don't even think you're good for the money.

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    5. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      I'd blow it in the first hour

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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        12 years, 7 months ago

        *ahem

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      2. Willis.
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        😆

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    6. RoysCallerAnne
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Sausage off mothersausager. Damn, failed already

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    7. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      I would. But i would tape my mouth and communicate by writing.

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  7. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    If someone, would you?

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    1. /
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      I would do anything for love, but I won't do that

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  8. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    OK Back to FPL

    Likelihood of Kompany or Clichy play both DGW games?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Sausages.

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    2. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Thank God. Either could, but they may not. This is useless, back to the japery.

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    3. LOCO ABREU
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      kompany yes,clichy no

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  9. applebonkers
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    you can only listen to justn bieber for the rest of your life, but you get given £30k a year, every year. if you're somewhere with music and you dont have the power to change it to justin bieber you have to leave immediately. you can choose not to listen to any music, but any music you do listen to has to be bieber

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
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      This is just Chu Young Ping Pong's life...

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Sausages

      *30K is worth nothing in a few years*

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        inflation adjusted

        *small print, money may be paid in greek euros*

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  10. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    If someone offered you a fiver, would you go a whole season without owning Demel?

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    1. /
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      NEVEEEEEEER

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  11. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    I think the Sky Fantasy Format of Fantasy Football is better than the FPL version.

    And you can win shed loads of money. More Sky chat next season please.

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Limited transfers? Sounds boring.

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      1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        sausages

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    2. Back to Back Ballacks
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      This again, I thought we'd been tru this? FPL is better.......... remember?
      😉

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      1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
        • 13 Years
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        hehehehe.

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    3. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      I often think this. And that i should take it seriously but the FPL game is just too perfect. Plus all my mini leagues revolve around the FPL game and that's where the real money is to be made. Well i know you can win 20 odd thousand with the Sky game but seriously, what are the chances 🙂

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Serious FPL flaw is the prize compared to SKY. Imagine the pressure on Evs with 20K. 😀

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
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          It's true. Given the games popularity i'm amazed they haven't addressed the prize money issue. It's sponsored every year as well, seems odd that Barclays can't put up £20k for a prize pot.

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          1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 7 months ago

            +1

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  12. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    for just £100 would you go on a scoutcast and sing "it's raining men"

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      No

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    2. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Haha. Yes, but I would sing it in such a way as to suggest I was merely informing you guys about the weather.

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    3. RoysCallerAnne
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      For free 😆

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    4. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      I would do this on vocaroo right now if I was bothered

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  13. Just A Hat
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    How much would you want to delete your FPL account if you were #1 in the world and 100 points ahead with one gameweek left?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      10K minimum.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        More actually as from Australia. Having a 1 in the history is impressive though.

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    2. /
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      5,000

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      would have to be

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      1. applebonkers
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        12 years, 7 months ago

        >10k

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    4. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      The cost of the prize if you win it 🙂

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        You would want more easily.

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      2. /
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        12 years, 7 months ago

        What is the prize?

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        1. Just A Hat
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          isn't it a digital camera?

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            • 16 Years
            12 years, 7 months ago

            No, BPL game & accommodation & flights.

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            1. Just A Hat
              • 16 Years
              12 years, 7 months ago

              ahh that is right, I remember them discussing it on the scoutcast with the other Australian guy who could win

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  14. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Would you dance if Unreal asked you to dance?

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      1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        fruiting love that :):

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        1. RoysCallerAnne
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          • 15 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          Good man Goodfish, quality taste!

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    1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      sausages

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  15. Ronny Hotdog
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    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    How much to allow your mini league rival to manage your team for one week?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Manage or make transfers? Game over.

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    2. Back to Back Ballacks
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      2k

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  16. Rafabio
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    United need to sort their midfield to compete in Europe. Who do you think are the most realistic targets to achieve this?

    İlkay Gündoğan?

    Modric?

    Who?

    Carrick needs HELP!

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      I would LOVE to see that Lucas Moura guy in the Prem. He looks like an absolute diamond to me, and only 20? Gonna be one hell of a player in a few years.

      Unfortunately it looks like United may have missed the boat on that one 🙁

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      1. Rafabio
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah, Fergie didn't want to pay that much for him. Same w/Hazard. Both would've improved us but I think we need a CM. Javi Martinez type...but who?

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
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          Fellaini is the obvious one i suppose

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          1. Rafabio
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 7 months ago

            We need someone to improve our prospects in Europe. I don't think he would.

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  17. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    you can only drink um bungo for a whole year, and everytime you see a pub you have to go in and ask for a pint of um bungo, and everytime you see a club you have to go in and ask for a vodka um bungo. this will be extremely tiring, tedious and embarrassing so therefore you will be offered £500k

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      you can still eat normally, it's purely drink

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Stay indoors.

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      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Um...bingo!

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      and on the odd chance they do have vodka um bungo you are not allowed to drink it as it's not 100% um bungo

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    4. /
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      Yea

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    5. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Chris Samba likes this.

      I reckon i could do that. But what if the pub/club didn't have it? Would i just have to drink nothing? Or would i have to leave immediately in search of an um bungo selling establishment?

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        nah, that's half the point, they wont have it. you'd just then leave.
        the caveat is some places make you pay to get in, you'd have to pay, ask for an um bungo, then leave.

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
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          Ok well then i suppose TM has the answer. Just become a hermit for a year, drink lots of um bongo and pocket the half mil

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    6. wood is good
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      well they drink it in the congo so it's good enough for wood.....

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  18. Reedy
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone else think that decent striker options are drying up? I've just shifted back to 3,5,2 partly for this reason. Not suggesting there will be another 'power 5' emerging, but DGW mids seem to be a good way to go (esp. with Chelsea in mind).

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    1. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Alright...for 250 in a currency of your choosing would you revert to 5,2,3 for the remainder of the season?

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        No

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  19. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Would you rather see Unreal naked or Susan Boyle?

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      who*

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  20. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    If someone told you your life was about to end unless you shag a badger, would you...

    a) shag the badger

    or

    b) die and have the 'I shagged a badger' slanderously written on your gravestone

    ?

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    1. wood is good
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      obviously just fu8k the badger

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        12 years, 7 months ago

        Incorrect. The answer is b

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        1. wood is good
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          the answer is definately not b
          a all the w(a)y

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    2. Reedy
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      Either way I'd be up sett.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 13 Years
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        😉

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      2. RoysCallerAnne
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        • 15 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Top answer!

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        1. Reedy
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          🙂

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    3. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      that's a bit Suarez.

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    4. The Shadow
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Shag the badger, like the Facebook page.

      http://www.facebook.com/pages/Real-men-shag-badgers/156547517747542

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  21. LOCO ABREU
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    WC team:
    Hart-Mccarthy
    Vert-Luiz-Figueroa-Hooiveld-___
    Mata-Hazard-Bale-Walcott-___
    Benteke-Tevez-___

    A)Mariappa-Maloney-Aguero
    B)Sagna-Yaya-Koné

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  22. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
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    you have to wear all pink, and dye your hair pink (only other option is shave all your hair off) for a month. and you have to leave the house every day. 1 month, 10k. pink hair, pink top, pink trousers/shorts, pink socks, pink shoes

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
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      i'd do it for 3 baps

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      No

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    3. wood is good
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      i wish you lot were bored billionaire's.
      i think i'd do all of these.
      maybe even all at once......

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    4. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Absolutely

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  23. AK ⭐
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    How was it like here when Aguero scored the title winner?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Go back a page.

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      1. AK ⭐
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks TM. 🙂

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      I'd argue that the Aguero goal is in the top 10 sporting moments ever, so brilliant!!

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    3. wood is good
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      so on, and so forth

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    4. RoysCallerAnne
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      THIS was sooooo much worse 🙁 🙁 🙁
      michael thomas goal 1989

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  24. Congressman
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Am I right to assume that Tevez won't go up again this week?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
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      yep

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  25. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
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    you have to do a forward role every 20 minutes you are awake regardless of where you are or what you're doing. if you're driving you have to pull over and do your roll, then continue. if you're playing football you have to do your roll still. if you've planned badly and you're on the toilet you have to stop and do your roll still.
    3 months £50k. for every roll you miss £2 in knocked off the prize

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      *2k knocked off the prize

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      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        No thanks, sounds more demanding than the Sky game.

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Sleeping 3 months sounds fun. 🙂

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        you'd have to be actually asleep, being in bed but awake counts as roll time.

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  26. Gimli son of Gloin
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Haha yeah.. I'd give it a go.

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    1. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Repy fail for Applebonkers. 😐

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      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Additional 2k forfeit! Not a good start, Gimli.

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  27. The Shadow
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Would the Premier League be more interesting if most of its teams had a legitimate chance to win the league?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Of course, it practically La Liga but upsets occur.

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      1. The Shadow
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Why are there no attempts to widen the field of legitimate contenders?

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 16 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          Money talks.

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  28. AK ⭐
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iXUMUhMyh0

    Sunderland fans upon seeing City 3 - 2 QPR on the screen. Everyone hates United it seems. 😛

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    1. AK ⭐
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      And this.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEuBHXFPT_E

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  29. AK ⭐
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    😯

    Bild, Marca and Sky Italia reporting Mourinho and Falcao are on their way to Stamford Bridge. I hope this is true!

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  30. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    I was ahead of No 1 in the world for 5 weeks. before i took 2015401240124 hits.

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Made some ground on you this week. 🙂
      Soon I might be leading you after your current -12.

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      1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah :). Well done. I could have been up there if i understood the game more. I was actually 70 points ahead of Jackoff and hes not in the top 350 ! I guess that happens when u take 150 points worth of hits...

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        1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          Understood it more at the time -.-

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      2. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah but ill have 9 DGW players + Walcott vs QPR and RVP

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