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9 May 2013 2276 comments
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This week’s ScoutCast episode reminds us that there really is life outside of Fantasy Football.

Like the pursuit of the “most consecutive hours spent in one building†for instance, or perhaps the “most impressive eating featâ€. Both are key events, alongside Fantasy Premier League ranking, in an annual set of “Bloke Olympics†revealed courtesy of this week’s rather different “Full Jontyâ€. Our friend in the community brings an extraordinary tale of a top Fantasy manager who runs his life like an achievement list – not to be missed.

Around that, we find time to pop in on an off-colour Professor, welcome Mr Moyes to Old Trafford and discuss the options presented by the Michu fallout.

Take your place amongst the medals via this link or polish your Olympic rings via the handy player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Christina.
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    Mark sounds like he is sitting on the toilet having a dump during the scoutcast...

    😕

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      😆

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    2. Godfather Bandit 42
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      Now, I have to listen to it again to see if you're right!!

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      1. Christina.
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        ....listen out for the turd dropping at around 5:45...

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        1. Godfather Bandit 42
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          LOL.

          Too Funny!

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    3. GreennRed
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      Is he ringing You're on Sky Sports too ?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEayx7QRJR8

      😉

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      1. Godfather Bandit 42
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        It's him!!

        Btw, I swear those 2 guys in the studio are wearing wigs.

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  2. I am not a smart guy
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    Worth a 4 point hit to do Michu + A -> Walcott + B (A -> B to get funds) or simply do Michu -> Maloney and hope that Wigan will do well against Arsenal?

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  3. applemanthai
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    OK - i've made my decision.

    I'm bringing in Ramsey in honour of Charles...........

    Now do I have the cojones to captain him?

    Back later, going to get my McDonalds!

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  4. JK - Cønt â­
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    Morning lads

    DDid Michu to Walcott last night. Not really bothered if Michu is fit, he has no form and I really can't see Swans do a lot at OT now. Plus given I want Theo for the last 2 Michu was my only real saleable asset this week.

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  5. Twelve years a slave
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    Michu to Lampard a good idea?

    He playing for sure and my fantasy instinct telling me to get him

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
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      Yes IMO. Rafa has stated he will play. he is on pens and is chasing the record.

      If I didn't have to bring Theo in, I'd look at Lamps.

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      1. applemanthai
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        Yep - Lamps worth a punt

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    2. ILOVEBAPS
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      Just did it!

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  6. Benjimaate
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    Should I get rid of Hazard? He's been off and on the yellow flag for a week.

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
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      Didn't Rafa say he should be fit?

      if so keep, especially if for a hit.

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      1. Benjimaate
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        He said he was fit but today he's been yellow flagged again so I don't know.

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  7. royals forever
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    Ba or Carroll for the next 2 GWs

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
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      Big dog

      Ba = out of form and not nailed on

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      1. applemanthai
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        Carroll for sure

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  8. 4321
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    Lukaku to Sturridge

    OR

    Yaya to Walcott

    Or any other suggestions. Team linked

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    1. applemanthai
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      Yaya to Walcott

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    2. Pinoche
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      Yaya to Walcott.

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  9. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
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    Hows my team looking for this gw?

    De gea
    Sagna kompany turner
    Maloney mata coutinho bale (vc)
    Rvp (c) tevez sturridge

    Federici hazard mariappa bdavies

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Nice team. Any hits?

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  10. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    Relegation permutations

    Norwich draw/win + Sunderland draw/win + Newcastle draw/win + Wigan lose = Wigan relegated @ Arsenal
    Norwich lose + Wigan lose = Wigan can still stay up if they beat Villa and Norwich lose to City
    Newcastle lose + Wigan lose = Wigan can still stay up if they beat Villa and Newcastle lose to Arsenal

    If Sunderland match Wigan's result, Sunderland stay up this weekend due to superior goal Difference.

    If Wigan win @ Arsenal then basically anything can happen. A draw can only be enough for them if one or more of Sunderland, Newcastle and Norwich also lose or draw. They cannot catch Sunderland unless they better their result.

    So basically, pray for Wigan to lose @ Arsenal...CMON WALCOTT! 😯

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    1. Christina.
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      newcastle must be shitting themselves.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        for sure, Arsenal last game...

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  11. Christina.
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    Bunn
    Kompany/Demel/Clyne
    Bale/Mata/walcott/Felli
    Rvp/Tevez/Berba...+0.2m

    Bego/Maloney/Davies/turner

    Do I play Berba or maloney...or sell Berba for someone for a -4?

    Sturridge/Gabby(lol)...

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      🙄

      LOL

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      1. Christina.
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        Berba->Gabby

        DONE

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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          😯

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          1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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            You are so close to NOT being in the top 4k...don't give up!

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            1. Christina.
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              *Gabby back to ->Berba (-8)

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                😆

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              2. TokyoRed æ±äº¬èµ¤
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                🙂

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    2. FORCA INTER
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      lol,not the best team on the planet

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        *logs off*

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    3. Acquafresca
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      What transfer have you made?

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  12. Benjimaate
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    Choose one.
    A. Hazard -> Walcott
    B. Keep FT
    C. Hazard -> Someone else (Suggestions would be nice 😉 )

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    1. Gumpy01
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      Walnut is a good buy

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      1. TokyoRed æ±äº¬èµ¤
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        Walcott for me

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    2. I am not a smart guy
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      Frank Lampard 🙂

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  13. Pinoche
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    Lampard or Coutinho?

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    1. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
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      Lampard if you dont have mata or haz

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    2. TokyoRed æ±äº¬èµ¤
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      It's all about Coutinho

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  14. HarryS
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    De Gea – Bunn
    Onuoha – Dawson – Harte – Zab – Sagna
    Bale – Maloney – Walcott – Toure – Fellaini
    Kone – RVP – Tevez

    1FT, £2.8M in the bank, any transfer help

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  15. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    Granville just copies Mark... no wonder he never beats him

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      LOL

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      1. Gumpy01
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        Go blow your nose

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  16. kaz 96
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    Who is everyone's favorite poster here?

    Mine's definitely Doosra. No second thoughts

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    1. Christina.
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      Let's start with who is everyone's least favorite poster(s) here?

      Tough one.

      Ben Kirwan and Wallace Hyde.

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      1. Christina.
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        ...only beaten by one person.

        DGW MAESTRO

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      I don't know but it's definitely not Mr. 'I'm the contrary fairy' Doosra

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      1. kaz 96
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        You do realize he will be the new community Manager?

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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          brilliant, I look forward to lots of bad poetry, news on what he's cooking and comments like 'Mata has to go' or 'The table says Sidwell is on form 😉 '

          🙄

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          1. kaz 96
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            😉

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          2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            Whatever else I do - I don't do bad poetry.

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    3. FORCA INTER
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      manny,dont wanna give my opinion

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    4. Godfather Bandit 42
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      Who's yours?

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      1. Godfather Bandit 42
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        Haven't slept fail

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    5. GreennRed
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      Snake Juice. Sound man.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        this^

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      2. Godfather Bandit 42
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        I agree.

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  17. Aditya K
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    Anyone getting in Townsend

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      *tumbleweed*

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      1. Aditya K
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        Does he play in the middle or RM?

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  18. Sicaholic
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    A. kone->sturridge
    B. maloney->coutinho

    DDG - Robles
    Zab - davies - demel - hangeland - wilson
    walcott- santi - fellaini - bale - maloney
    aguero - tevez - kone

    all opinions are appreciated and shall be greatly treasured

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    1. TokyoRed æ±äº¬èµ¤
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      I'm a big fan of Coutinho and he has great fixtures. With Suarez and Gerrard out he loses outlets but he gains influence.

      That said, Maloney is in good form and fighting for survival so I'd keep him and take Sturridge as Liverpool cover for Kone instead.

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      1. Sicaholic
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        i was inclined towards sturridge too. cos he seems to have more potential for exploding and less likely to be subbed off. thanks for the advice. fingers crossed the wigan player i choose to keep doesnt get injured during the FA cup or my plans are messed up!

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    2. Godfather Bandit 42
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      Lose Caz?

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      1. Sicaholic
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        caz has great fixtures, even though form is lacking. he is still a better pick than maloney right?
        i do suppose you are suggesting caz for coutinho

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        1. Godfather Bandit 42
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          I'm thinkjing Walposh might steal his points and baps. I think Coutjnho is a good pick....or Lamps.

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  19. HarryS
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    De Gea – Bunn
    Onuoha – Dawson – Harte – Zab – Sagna
    Bale – Maloney – Walcott – Toure – Fellaini
    Kone – RVP – Tevez

    1FT, £2.8M in the bank, any transfer ideas?

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    1. Godfather Bandit 42
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      Lose Youre?

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    2. Sicaholic
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      my mid and forward is similar and i would be considering benching fellaini for his last game against chelsea. planning to bring in a liverpool player for either wigan since this week's fixture doesnt look great plus they have the FA cup exertions.

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  20. UnitednationsXI
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    • 13 Years
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    ddg (bunn)
    baines jones davies (clark harte)
    bale wally maloney mata (michu)
    berbs augero tevez

    Problem: Am leading my ML by 22 points but rival did michu + lukaku >> any mid upto 6.5 + rvp

    A: michu + augero >> townsend + rvp (-4)
    - augero might not play 3 days after fa cup, but michu might be fit for gw38 and essentially i only have 2 defenders but it hedges his rvp move..will then bench maloney but mata is unlikely to play also

    B: mata + augero >> coutinho + rvp (-4)
    - mata unlikely to play this gw before europa league so only loose out on him for chelsea’s last game against everton which shouldnt be too easy.

    C: ignore his rvp move and hope he doesnt start or he doesnt do too much damage..this case i will do clark + michu >> sagna + coutinho (-4)..

    Leaning on B or C...depending on if we get an update on laudrup on michu..with fulham being the last home game, a chance laudrup would want to finish the season in style

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    1. TokyoRed æ±äº¬èµ¤
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      That's nasty...you should bring in RvP so you don't get destroyed. B

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  21. kaz 96
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    Michu Mata Fellaini Walcott Bale

    Kone Tevez Defoe

    Two freebies, make your moves, please.

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    1. kaz 96
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      1m in the bank too

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    2. Aditya K
      • 15 Years
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      Defoe to Sudge and bench Meechoo.save the free,

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      1. Aditya K
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        Or sell Kone also for Cisse?

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      2. kaz 96
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        Michu > Cazorla for free?

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        1. Aditya K
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          Michu to Coontinho better or Snodgrass if u feel like taking a punt.

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    3. Chris_White
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      Defoe > Sturridge

      Michu > Ben Arfa

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      1. Sicaholic
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        good move (Y)

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    4. kaz 96
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      Cheers

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  22. gunnerboy
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    Who do you fancy for more playing time against Reading? Nasri or Tevez?

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    1. GreennRed
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      Annoying Head.

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      1. gunnerboy
        • 13 Years
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        Both have annoying heads.

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        1. Gumpy01
          • 12 Years
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          No No, the ANNOYING Head is a better option

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    2. Chris_White
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      I think it will be Aguero & Dzeko, so probably Nasri

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  23. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Just over 9 days to go then no more transfers. ðŸ™

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    1. kaz 96
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      Just over 1 day to go and no Kaz

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      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 16 Years
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        You going on holiday?

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        1. kaz 96
          • 14 Years
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          HomeCrowd...

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          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            More like next week right?

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        😆

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  24. Christina.
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    Just over 9 days to go then no more FFS loserville.

    Can't wait.

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Let's hope you make 4K.

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      1. kaz 96
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        Let's hope you posting advertising your league

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      2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        let's hope you make top 400k

        lol

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        1. Christina.
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          *sniggers

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  25. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    You can tell the Professor wants to kill Mark and Granville secretly...with his computer

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    1. Aditya K
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      Le professor who?

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      1. Siva Mohan
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        long time no see Aditya.. How are you?

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        1. Aditya K
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          Hey Siva..yeah was busy for a month.. Had exams, project etc.. So, I couldn't come on here much.. How u dude?

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          1. Siva Mohan
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            doing good man..

            exams, project? where and what are you studying in Bangalore?

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            1. Aditya K
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              Yeah..doing MBA in BMS college..final year project.. 3 months internship.

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              1. Siva Mohan
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                cool.. enjoy your holiday period.. what next?

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                1. Aditya K
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                  Cheers Siva..looking for a job..campus placements to happen soon. 🙂 where u staying in Bangalore?

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                  1. Siva Mohan
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                    All the best for your campus placement Aditya..

                    staying in JP Nagar.. working in Koramangala (near Forum mall) .. you must be staying in JP Nagar too?

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                  2. Aditya K
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                    Yeah..Kanakpura road.. And thanks much Siva 🙂

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    2. Chris_White
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      I know who the murderer is.

      Danny Graham 😯

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    3. Godfather Bandit 42
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      He's not really a professor. Can't believe it.

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  26. FORCA INTER
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    i feel like a winner today

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    1. kaz 96
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      You have always been

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      1. FORCA INTER
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        yep i know , great gw mate

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      *wiener

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    4. Christina.
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      *weener

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  27. HarryS
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    Play Bunn or De Gea this week?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      who cares, we'll all be dead in 9 days

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      2. Christina.
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        De(ad) G(d)ea(d)

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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          De Gea (bar)

          lol

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    2. Chris_White
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      De Gea

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    3. Aditya K
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      Bumm..

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  28. FORCA INTER
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    lol such a terrible goal

    to finissh in top 4k

    i would be ashamed of that goal

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    1. Christina.
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      Pick one:

      A) 4 inch weener
      B) 4k finish.

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  29. Chris_White
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    Best midfielder for the last two, except Walcott, Mata and Bale?

    Unlimited budget...

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    1. Siva Mohan
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      Lampard

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    2. Scribe
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      Barfa

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  30. FORCA INTER
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    when homecrowd will be on?

    this are probably my last days at FFS cause with homecrowd all my comments will go down before i post them

    i had amazing time at FFS in last 2 years 🙂

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