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9 May 2013 2276 comments
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This week’s ScoutCast episode reminds us that there really is life outside of Fantasy Football.

Like the pursuit of the “most consecutive hours spent in one building” for instance, or perhaps the “most impressive eating feat”. Both are key events, alongside Fantasy Premier League ranking, in an annual set of “Bloke Olympics” revealed courtesy of this week’s rather different “Full Jonty”. Our friend in the community brings an extraordinary tale of a top Fantasy manager who runs his life like an achievement list – not to be missed.

Around that, we find time to pop in on an off-colour Professor, welcome Mr Moyes to Old Trafford and discuss the options presented by the Michu fallout.

Take your place amongst the medals via this link or polish your Olympic rings via the handy player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Viper
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    Trying to come to a conclusion here, should I play sensible, punt or take a punt in a sensible sort of way 🙂

    A - Sensible approach. Play Kone, bench Defoe.

    B - Punt. Defoe -> Hernandez, 4 pt hit. Bench Kone

    C - Punt in a sensible sort of way. Defoe -> Sturridge, 4 pt hit. Bench Kone

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    1. Tricky
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      I like C. Fulham will concede - more than one probably and it sets you up nicely for GW38.

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    2. frankiefernandez
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      I'd go A. Sorry if that's too boring! 🙂

      Basically, you need the guy you're bringing in to score one and Kone not to score just to break even, and I'm not sold enough on Hernandez (may not even play) or Sturridge (blows hot and cold).

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    3. Viper
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      I'm not sure what direction I want to go with it! I have some leagues wrapped up, im in the semi final of a cup & I want to finish as high as possible so no definite answer..

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  2. Sons Of Pitches
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    plan on selling Yaya, but see he has had over 4k people buy him in today. Did i miss something? Isnt he doubtful and could b rested? Already did Michu to Coutinho.

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    1. frankiefernandez
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      Apparently he's fit for the cup final on Saturday: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22465038

      So I'd hazard a guess he'll start in that, but then won't play against Reading on Tuesday. I'm in two minds as to what to do with him. I think I'll probably stick with him.

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      1. Sons Of Pitches
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        have kone coming in so might stick too.

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  3. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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    He has no clue, he still has Stoke defenders 😆 😀 Still can't stop laughing, how funny was that video.

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    1. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
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      it was brilliant 🙂

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    2. The EJJ
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      Anyone know who made it?

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    3. Back to Back Ballacks
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      I thought I was being quoted more than once!, I think everybody did!

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    4. Back to Back Ballacks
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      I thought I was being quoted more than once!, I think everybody did!.

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
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        I thought I said that more than once, I think everybody did!

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        1. Viper
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          I thought I said that more than once, I think everybody did!

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          1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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            I thought U said that I said that more than once, I think everybody did!

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  4. The EJJ
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    Michu -> Lampard (already have Enrique and Henderson)
    Lukaku -> Sturridge (-4)

    Worth it?

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  5. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    hax?

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    1. Portuguese&Proud
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      yes, are you hosting?

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        ffs 123

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  6. Live4pool
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    being Austrian doesn't feel too good at the moment 😯

    *logs off*

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    1. Baby Cuties
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      You're Austrian?! I visited Vienna last summer and loved it!

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  7. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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    The Hitler video mentions Bap Chap, so it must surely be made by someone on here. I think it's probably the man himself. Or Optimus. Or MegatronX.

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      jeez...it was already cleared up, the guys name is on the video

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    2. mason419
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      You need to get over it. Wasn't even that funny

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      1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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        OK, I thought that was you too 😀 Dang, how does it not get tiresome? 😛

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      2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        As opposed to Guy Demel references, which NEVER get old.

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        1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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          😆 Touché!

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        2. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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          Don't feed the troll, it was one of Unreal's unlimited alter egos 🙂 I honestly feel bad for him.

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    3. Drama Initiative
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      you dwell too much on certain things

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    4. Viper
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      Where was Bap Chap mentioned?

      It was me btw.. 😉

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  8. Chu Young Ping Pong
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    let's haxx

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      set it up, i'm in

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    2. Drama Initiative
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      this bullsh!t again

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        Yeah, Dharma Initiative is ooooooooooooold.

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  9. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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    Anyone for Haxball? I need something to do while i listen to the scoutcast (plus i need the practise!) 😀

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  10. Viper
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    How does this look for the coming gameweek? No hits..(yet)

    Hart
    Luiz Zabaleta Verthongen
    Mata Lampard Coutinho Walcott (c) Bale
    Tevez Kone

    Robles; Martin, Defoe, Demel

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    1. Trigg ⭐️
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      Not bad at all! Not tempted to just get Defoe out though? I'd be worried about Mata not starting.

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      1. Viper
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        I really tempted to do Defoe -> Sturridge or Hernandez for a hit (really want to go Hernandez, but could end horribly). I'd have to bench Kone then..

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        1. The Suspended One
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          No hit..

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  11. Trigg ⭐️
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    35 points behind my ML leader.

    Damn DGW 🙁

    A) Sturridge
    B) Cisse
    C) Ba
    D) Carroll

    He has RvP, Tevez and Benteke

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    1. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      A)

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    2. Viper
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      A)

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    3. Sánchez
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      Part thinks Ba, then I remember how useless he was vs utd. sturrige.

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      1. Trigg ⭐️
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        Good point.

        Cheers guys, I guess I should learn to play it safe after getting Aguero in 🙄

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  12. Sánchez
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    can somebody post a link to this video?

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      1. New Ghost
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        Oh wow. That is pretty funny.

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        1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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          Hilarious 😀

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      2. Sánchez
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        haha. thanks.
        pretty much my week there.
        mata, zaba, aguero.
        😀

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    1. Crouch Potato!
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      Good stuff 😉

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  13. Vote Joke
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    Is RVP a must for Fergie's final match at OT? I would have take a hit for Aguero (I have Tevez too)

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    1. RenNy
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      I would take the hit and (C) RVP.

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  14. Demí
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    @pjcadden 3m
    Michu on course to be fit to face Fulham after hamstring injury. Chico and Ki rated as 'doubtful' for the trip to Manchester United.

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Ugh, I've literally just sold him 🙁

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    2. Viper
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      Damnit, sold him today! I would have got rid of Defoe otherwise.. 🙁

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      1. Crouch Potato!
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        Same here, still Couthino could very well outscore him.

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    3. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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      Oooops

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    4. Trigg ⭐️
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      To be fair, Michu to Walcott was a sensible transfer even before his injury.

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    5. Rafabio
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      Cats be acting like he's actually done something recently. He'll be a good differential all right, for all the wrong reasons.

      3,2,3,7,6,2,2,3

      Dude hasn't hit double figures since February.

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  15. isacki: full casual
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    Serious risk of Mata not starting against Villa just before the Europa League final?

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    1. Demí
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      Course there is. Biggest game of their season, would be silly to risk him getting injured if he can put a strong enough team out to get the job done without him.

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        Yeah, mulling over Mata > Lampard for final two fixtures.

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        1. The Shadow
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          Probably doing the same for the same reason plus I need funds to do Michu > Walcott.

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          1. isacki: full casual
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            Wouldn't take these bets on the teamsheet in the past but realized I gotta have balls, if my hunches are right I will win out more often than I lose. Pretty set on it now.

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      2. Birthday Sess
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        Do you think Hazard will play vs Villa Demi? Really tempted to swap for Lampard fr a hit.

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        1. Demí
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          I really don't think he will 🙁

          Got both him and Mata and not looking forward to the lineup being announced.

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          1. Birthday Sess
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            Ouch. Chelsea players have been ridiculously frustrating to own, especially Hazard. But I guess we all knew that before transferring them in.

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          2. NLB
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
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            In a similar position with Mata + Hazard

            You decided what you're doing yet Demi?

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  16. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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    What is your lowest gameweek score this year? Mine is 33.. Never in my entire FPL career have I scored under 30 for a GW.

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    1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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      28pts in GW13

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    2. frankiefernandez
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      25, and even worse 29(-4) in a DGW :red:

      But then, I did captain Gervinho...

      http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/142876/event-history/33/

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      1. frankiefernandez
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        Not good with emoticons :$

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        1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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          Nice Campos grav!

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          1. frankiefernandez
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            Cheers! He is a legend, I've always loved his crazy goalkeeping jerseys.

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    3. Gargamel
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      23 -4 😳

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      1. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
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        lol teenoob

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      2. Crouch Potato!
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        = 19. Sorry 😉

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    4. Absinthe Minded
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      28 here

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    5. applebonkers
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      i didn't qualify for the fantasy cup last season

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    6. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      34

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    7. NLB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      32 in GW30 🙁

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  17. applebonkers
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    no carragher penalty mention on the scoutcast?

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    1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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      Was it you?

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  18. Beavis
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    One of the best Full Jonties yet!

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  19. rdpx
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    Play Mirallas or Maloney this week?

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    1. applebonkers
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      mirallas

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    2. Absinthe Minded
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      Mirallas

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    3. isacki: full casual
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      Mirallas. Interesting one for me would be if you would play Kone if you had him.

      I have him away to my Gooners this week and his goal involvement has been lower than I'd hoped, plus Arsenal tend to stifle smaller teams.

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      1. rdpx
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        that seems pretty unanimous.

        Then again advice NOT to do -4 to get in Hart instead of Robles was unanimous last week....

        🙂

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          I considered getting Hart in for DDG for a (-4), ended up opting against it due to lack of upside (max you could gain was ~12-4-2 = 6). Course, DDG ended up not playing and City DID keep the two clean sheets...

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  20. wslnpt
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    That Der Untergang clip is one of the funniest youtube clips I've ever seen. Bravo.

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    1. wslnpt
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      Also, 20 point hit, gained 11 000 places. Should do them more often (no, I shouldn't).

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    1. frankiefernandez
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      Can't wait to get my official Gareth Bale whips, harness and saddlery.

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  21. NLB
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
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    A. Michu to Coutinho, no hit
    B. Michu/Hazard to Coutinho/Walcott, 4pter

    Hart Robles
    Vert Luiz Boyce Demel Clyne
    Bale Hazard Mata Michu Guthrie
    Tevez Kone Lukaku

    Thoughts?

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    1. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      Michunhazard to Coutinho and lamps

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      1. The Suspended One
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        I take it back,Michu to Fellani no hit

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  22. The Suspended One
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
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    Any of you Brits like Dropkick Murphys?

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  23. isacki: full casual
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    What would you do with 1 FT and 1.8 in the bank here?

    DDG
    Clyne Johnson Baines
    Bale Mata Walcott (C) Coutinho
    Tevez Kone Lukaku

    Bunn, Michu Wilson Davies

    Definitely looking at selling Tevez, Mata looks dodgy to me due to bench risk for Europa final, Kone is not dominating the goals at Wigan and they're in bad shape, and unsure about Lukaku's prospects at Norwich and against United.

    Considering Tevez & Mata > RVP & Fellaini/Walters/Johnson/Rosicky (-4)

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    1. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      Michu Fellani no hit

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        Cheers, but Michu is on course to return for the next and final GW at home to Fulham (!!).

        Don't think Fellaini is such a brilliant option with Everton losing their momentum and him not being great of late - if he helps me get RVP I'd consider.

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        1. The Suspended One
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
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          Thought he was out for the season?

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            1. isacki: full casual
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              *just been posted

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              1. rdpx
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                DANG!!! I sold him last night.

                My only player from GW1 as well.

                Ach well.

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  24. Buck The Trent
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    Should I start Maloney or Kone this week?

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    1. The Suspended One
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      • 12 Years
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      Kone

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  25. Deulo10
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    Michu to:

    A) Fellaini

    or

    B) Coutinho

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      1. The Suspended One
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Is that reliable source??

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          Demi must have decided that twitter account was reliable...

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          1. The Suspended One
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
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            Don't know who that is, I'm new here 🙂 Ill take it Demi is considered credible. Wish I knew before I sold him Monday

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            1. isacki: full casual
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              Yeah, least he won't hurt you this GW, you can always bring him back in. Should know by this time next week if he's set to play!

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      2. Deulo10
        • 12 Years
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        Ohhh thanks for the update! Might just bench him and get someone else with the free transfer

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  26. IL Fantasista
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    I'm thinking playing 3-5-2 this GW:

    DDG
    Baines, Vertonghen, Luiz
    Bale, Mata, Walcott, Coutinho, Maloney
    Aguero, Tevez

    Bunn; Lukaku, Clyne, Wilson

    0FT, good to go or change/sub someone?

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
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      Mata/Lukaku/Aguero all have playing time issues but you know that.

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    2. The Suspended One
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      • 12 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Stick and play Lukaku over maloney

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    3. IL Fantasista
      • 13 Years
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      I could take a hit for Sturridge but who to drop?
      Aguero, Tevez or Lukaku?
      Aguero is probable to start the FA Cup final, does that make Tevez more appealing against Reading?
      I'm a bit lost on West Brom's recent rotation, don't know if Lukaku is nailed on...
      Having two City strikers is very dangerous.

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  27. The Suspended One
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
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    Hart
    Zabs vert Enrique Baines (Clyne)
    Mata Wally Bale (v) (Maloney) (Marvoux)
    RvP (c) Tevez JRod

    1) Bench JRod for Clyne or Maloney? Y / N
    2) any transfers worth a hit (1.4 in bank) Maloney-Coutinho or JRod-chicharito

    I think I'm set... I do like Lamps this week...

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    1. The Suspended One
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      • 12 Years
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      No love?

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  28. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    wait a minute, Hitler was GB

    😯

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    1. Portuguese&Proud
      • 13 Years
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      who did you think it was?

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  29. GreennRed
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    Laugh yer arse off. Peter Kay Live and Back On Nights 😉

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTPjtB3VdXc

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