[sbu_large_image] Preamble
11 May 2013 1628 comments
Mark Mark
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It’s like we’re being prepared for the inevitable: slowly eased into a life without football and the spills from our Fantasy lineups. Okay, there’s the small matter of an FA Cup final but, without the sight of Norman Whiteside playing poker on the coach, helicopter arrivals and Question of Sport special, that lost it’s magic long ago.

We’re left with just the early kick-off at Villa Park– a scenario that could well turn sour on us, should Rafa deliver on his promise and shuffle his pack with wild abandon ahead of the midweek Europa League final.

We know Rafa loves a bit of silverware; he wants to depart his troubled tenure at the Bridge with another CV boosting trophy. Ultimately, that will surely influence his teamsheet for the clash with a Villa side that look to have almost casually eased their way out of the relegation quicksand in recent weeks. With a point likely to satisfy both managers, today’s match could be short on fireworks, big on disappointment.

This morning’s press are torn on the Benitez teamsheet. While we’re largely resigned to the fact that Eden Hazard will be rested following his recent calf injury, Juan Mata is our main concern heading into the morning deadline. The Spaniard figures in the majority of this morning’s predicted lineups: only The Times omit the playmaker from their teamsheet, prompting starts for both Yossi Benayoun and Oscar.

While we’re far from confident, Mata was handed a rest in the second leg of the semi-final with Basel and Benitez may consider that enough for his compatriot to come through today’s clash and remain fresh the Benfica meeting. The risk of injury is, of course, the prime concern but, from a Fantasy perspective, if you hold Mata, you surely start him and let the auto subs do the rest.

That’s easier said than done when you consider that we’ve also had the Michu injury to contend with. Having consigned him to the beach for the rest of the season, a Friday twist saw Michael Laudrup declare that his leading scorer could yet make Sunday’s Old Trafford trip…

“Michu was in training yesterday. We will have to see because I don’t want to force anything but everyone wants to play at old Trafford. I will talk to him and Chico and see how they are. I thought a hamstring injury would be that for the season, but it has not torn and it has gone well so he is a possibility. If not, then for the last game against Fulham.”

Four of this morning’s papers go with Michu in their lineups and we’ve followed suit, convinced that, if there’s a chance for Laudrup to reward Michu with a start on such an occasion, he’ll take it. Whether he’ll profit against a United side surely determined to see off Sir Alex with a routine win is another matter. It would almost be impolite for Michu to score on Sunday.

As for United, it appears that Sunday calls for strength and the “old guard”. The press boys are tipping both Paul Scholes and Ryan Giggs to be handed invites to the party, while Nemanja Vidic and Rio Ferdinand are paired in defence. Robin Van Persie starts in every lineup, of course, while Wayne Rooney is handed a bench role by The Sun, The Guardian and The Mail. That would be the latest and greatest insult in a tumultuous season.

On the other side of Manchester, the City lineup for the midweek trip to Reading is pure guesswork. We find no guidance from the press who turn attentions to today’s final with Wigan. The overwhelming opinion is that both Carlos Tevez and Sergio Aguero will be thrown in against the Latics, leaving Scout Pick Edin Dzeko seemingly primed to face the Royals on Tuesday. Aside from that, we expect the usual shuffle at the back with the entire Wembley rearguard at risk and names like Micah Richards, Joleon Lescott and dear old Aleks Kolarov back in the frame.

Personally I could without such curveballs. While I don’t wish the season to end, these final two Gameweeks look problematic and, as Dave Gahan would say, “can only do harm”.

Content with my lot, I’d be happy to “stick” pick up my ball and head home. Instead, I’ve this horrible feeling that this Gameweek, coupled with the unpredictable climax on Sunday week, has me nervously perched at the top of a greasy poll. I’m not sure how far I’ll drop but, with under an hour to go, I’m a little uncertain how I’m going to cushion the fall. I can’t see Kolarov catching me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. BR
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    If Odemwingie plays against Norwich, I think he would cause us a lot of problems

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  2. v12w12
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    Should Phil Jones play next 2 games?

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    1. TeamSteam
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      • 13 Years
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      Probably yes

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  3. ViperStripes
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    • 16 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    Final time.....
    Tevez > Sturridge for 4pts? Chasing 17pt lead…

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      no

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  4. Konig Luther
    • 13 Years
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    will finish today with (0) -4pts...great rank coming

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Might still be green. 😯

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      1. Konig Luther
        • 13 Years
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        i don't know who many guys are in the same situation....

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  5. Your Mum's Athletic
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    no mata or azpili iv been told, probs rubbish though

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      told by who?

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    2. Lizard Lips
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      By whom? Post the source ffs so we can garner credibility. If it's just a mate are they usually more wrong than right etc?

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  6. Nath88
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    Heart says RVP, head says Wally. ahhhh!

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    1. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
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      So it's heartache, or headache...? Which would you prefer?

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    2. The Great Statuto
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      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Swansea have been good against the big boys. And laud rip has a rep .for good defence against big teams in spain

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  7. Rupert The Horse
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    • 13 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    OOooh. Final 10 minutes and it stinks of desperation (some of that is wafting from my location).
    Lots of short sharp questions.
    So is Tevez a bench man this week?

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  8. Declan-
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    For anyone who is unsure 🙂

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqSMHc6aXqQ

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  9. Jimbo123
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    Worth ditching Michu > Lampard/Kagawa ????

    Would be -4 or just play Maloney this week!?

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  10. Pinoche
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    Lampard(c)?!!!!

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    1. Marty McFly
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      Yes

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    2. Master J.
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      I did this... expecting a big performance today.

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  11. Gobigorgohome
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    Who is captaining Lampard?

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    1. Marty McFly
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      me

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  12. Evans
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    Walcott or Rvp captain poll

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    1. Evans
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      RVP for me

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    2. Lizard Lips
      • 13 Years
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      RVP. Has to get the edge at a roaring OT opposed to a nervy Emirates.

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    3. Jafalad
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      Wal. sure to get gametime unlike RVP.

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  13. SW6
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    Just got Walcott in for a hit and made him captain. Love a good last-minute panic.

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  14. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    https://twitter.com/juanmata10/status/332883427160387584/photo/1

    Juan Mata watched the big Lebowski last night on his way to Birmingham

    Nailed on to start!

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  15. Demí
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    Lampard or Ba if you had to have one for the last two matches?

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    1. Chris_White
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      Lampard

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    2. TeamSteam
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      Frankieboy, Ba looks out of sorts and you have 5 midfielders compared to 3 striker spots

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      Lampard.

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    4. Evans
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      Lamps

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    5. hillbillypete
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      lampard

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    6. Scroobius Mac
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      Lampard

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    7. jimski
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      Lamps.

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    8. /
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      The one that isn't a striker who's scored 2 league goals this year.

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    9. potatoace
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      lampard

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    10. Leaf
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      Ba personally

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    11. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
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      Has to be Lampard. Last games for CHE. After the record. Got Hollywood ending written all over it.

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  16. Baines on Toast...
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    12 years, 11 months ago

    Screw it, Mata > Lamps done. Biggest potential differential who is guaranteed a start this week. If Mata is benched then perfect, if not it'll be nervy but even enough. Means I'm starting Kone but he's still a striker playing well who has everything to play for, fatigue the only issue.

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  17. For Fuchs Sake
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    Maloney or Kone to start?

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    1. potatoace
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      Maloney

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  18. FMCrazy
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    Final captain choices?

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    1. Evans
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      RVP

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    2. BR
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      Theo

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    3. Declan-
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      Bale

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  19. Butters
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    Bleh time to pull the trigger on my transfers

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  20. Optimus.
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    f5ing in the hope of a leaked teamsheet just before deadline

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    1. hillbillypete
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      let me know if u do! vital for me

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      1. hillbillypete
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        surely twitter best source?

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      that sounds dirty...

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      1. Count of Monte Hristo
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        😆

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    3. Jax
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      not gonna happen.

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  21. NotAddicted
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    Walcot for Michu or RvP for Tevez?

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    1. Chris_White
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      Yep

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      1. NotAddicted
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        you can choose one;)

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        1. TeamSteam
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          Get Theo in

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  22. Louis
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    So Evs, who you captaining then ? Walcott or RVP ?

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  23. Gungho_Joe
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    Tevez to start?!

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  24. SpinyNorman [*_*]
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    RvP(c)
    Fellani(vc)

    Not now Wally. Next time.

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  25. Sean.
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    done it , no going back now !! 😉

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  26. TeamSteam
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    Mata -> Lampard for a hit is absolutely mental, right?

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    1. Evans
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      Nope

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    2. Baines on Toast...
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      I just didn't but wouldn't for a hit

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    3. Lizard Lips
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      It's what I want to do only if Mata isn't starting, otherwise, yes, it's mental.

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  27. NATSTER
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    Captain choice.

    All factors processed and I go for emotional game ... RvP.

    Last and only match televised on Sunday evening.. 😎

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  28. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Mata - YOU BETTER START!!!!!!!!

    Weeks and weeks I thought you would be rotated and held off bringing you in but yet you started and got assist after assist after assist after assist

    I got you in for the dgw, you get a clear goal classed as an assist and do nothing v spurs. Now a rotation risk again.

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  29. Smakies
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    mata to walcott for a -4 ?
    already have oscar ?

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    1. Evans
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      Yes

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    2. Sean.
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      i would

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  30. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    Good Luck, everybody! 😀

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    1. Evans
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      And u

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