[sbu_large_image] Preamble
30 November 2013 2232 comments
Mark Mark
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I’m not too good at keeping secrets. Those of you who allow me assault your ears via the ScoutCast will know that I’m currently adopting a media blackout when it comes to my Fantasy Premier League lineup.

While that’s proved fun for a while, it makes bearing my soul in this article on a Saturday morning rather tricky. With an hour to go, then, it’s time to disperse the fog of war and reveal all. Not least because I’m panicking that I’ve made another error in a season seemingly littered with them.

I’ve sold Wayne Rooney.

There it is – it’s out there. Stuck out in a paragraph all on its own it looks just as scary as I thought it would. Let’s try to fix that…

I’ve bought Sergio Aguero and Luis Suarez.

There. I feel slightly better.

Are my fears totally banished, though? Far from it. I slept restlessly in my bed last night, with Granville’s Mancunian drawl haunting my thoughts – he was adamant that selling Rooney was an error. Once again, I may soon have to admit that he’s right. That’s becoming a habit.

There was clearly an element of knee-jerk involved in my decision. I’d just seen Aguero and Suarez hit double figures again and, while Rooney did the business for me at Cardiff, in the long-term, I just don’t see him keeping pace with the South American pair, or indeed wearing my armband with the same degree of comfort.

Admittedly, David Moyes’ recent claims that a rest for Rooney was imminent played their part. As does Robin van Persie’s inevitable return to the team and the scoresheet. Then there’s Rooney’s likely suspension before the New Year. Can he possibly go seven, maybe eight domestic matches without another yellow? I very much doubt it.

Even so, while all these factors had me reach for the eject button, I know full well that December could see United step up, which will surely mean further returns for Rooney. Equally, I’m slightly concerned that the form of Suarez and Aguero may not be maintained, certainly not at their current improbable rate of goals and Fantasy returns.

I can probably accept some regression from Suarez and Aguero. I could probably stand to watch Rooney rack up more goals. However, I’m not sure I could face Granville if my four point hit and Rooney rejection plays into his hands and has him ride off into the mini-league distance.

A few weeks ago I declared that I’d start ā€œplayingā€ Fantasy Football again. A few weeks, points hits and several skin-of-my-teeth decisions later, I’m kind of craving the safe existence of my early season. Sure, perhaps I was doomed to failure, but I’m pretty sure I wasn’t destined to crash and burn quite so spectacularly.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Piggs Boson
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Boruc hatty coming up.

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    1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I would regretfully take it.

      He has the footwork skill no doubt as last week showed.

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      1. tw
        12 years, 10 months ago

        šŸ˜†

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    2. tw
      12 years, 10 months ago

      score a hatty and save hazards penalty šŸ˜‰

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  2. THE Wild Rover
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Who else captained Suarez over Aguero?

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    1. Somalion
      12 years, 10 months ago

      0/

      Just kidding, I want to do well this GW.

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    2. Piggs Boson
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Only superstitious madmen šŸ˜‰

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      1. THE Wild Rover
        12 years, 10 months ago

        I resemble that remark :mad;

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        1. Pasqualinho
          12 years, 10 months ago

          I didn't know you were superstitious.

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    3. Arvin-ation
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I don't know if I did šŸ˜†

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    4. Azerbaijan Shopping Centre
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I didn't in the end ... went with head over the heart ... instinct says Aguero will be quiet this week

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      1. Touré De Force
        12 years, 10 months ago

        I'm still not 100% certain about him although he's served me well.

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    5. Touré De Force
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Here

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  3. Defcons are for Kinnear
    12 years, 10 months ago

    What do people do first after the game has updated?
    a) Pick team for next week
    b) check everyone else's teams

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    1. THE Wild Rover
      12 years, 10 months ago

      b then a

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      1. Magerost
        12 years, 10 months ago

        +1

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  4. r0nh
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Did anyone else captain RVP?

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    1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Traded him out for benteke to avoid the price drop.

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    2. isacki: full casual
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I am now praying for your vice not to play so this trick goes spectacularly wrong

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    3. Evans
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Haven't you sold him yet ?

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  5. Caine & Co.
    12 years, 10 months ago

    updated

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    1. Caine & Co.
      12 years, 10 months ago

      *being updated

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      1. Namtab Nomolos
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Be sure to keep refreshing http://fantasy.premierleague.com/updating/ until it changes. There's always one (it was me once) šŸ™‚

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  6. Namtab Nomolos
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone else 'accidentally' open all their advent calendar doors already? Do you think the kids will mind if I replace the chocolate with sprouts?

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    1. Caine & Co.
      12 years, 10 months ago

      whats a sprout? sounds like a fart

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      1. THE Wild Rover
        12 years, 10 months ago

        The cause of many farts

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      2. Spencer
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        • Has Moderation Rights
        12 years, 10 months ago

        They smell like them too!

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      3. Namtab Nomolos
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Smells like one too. I think they come from the land of Benteke and pigs like to swap them for truffles.

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        1. Namtab Nomolos
          12 years, 10 months ago

          I guess that makes me the (greedy) pig šŸ˜‰

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        2. Caine & Co.
          12 years, 10 months ago

          ooh must be good if from the land of benteke

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    2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Do it for lols

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  7. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Ravel wont start?

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    1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      12 years, 10 months ago

      lies

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  8. Derailed Bandwagon
    12 years, 10 months ago

    I love my team at the moment. Just need it to keep getting the points...

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  9. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 10 months ago

    What !!! I come on here and now read my new countinho is out , ravel is out , Hazard out

    Wtf

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    1. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Rumours.

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  10. Stats King-@football2space
    12 years, 10 months ago

    BIB Theory Proven CORRECT !
    Countinho OUT, acc. to Trusted Liverpool source, Support Believe

    https://twitter.com/RiseOfTheKop
    https://twitter.com/TomKennedy_95/status/406746452241969152/photo/1

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    1. Stats King-@football2space
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Thank God, i capped Aguero.

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    2. isacki: full casual
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Wow, I've never seen this before!

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      1. Stats King-@football2space
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Ask Demi. He only provided the source for all Liverpool news. Support Believe's tweets r locked frm Public Access though (u need to Follow them for Access), coz they Leak team news beforehand.

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        1. isacki: full casual
          12 years, 10 months ago

          I was joking mate. Nothing's confirmed either way

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    3. Billy Gilmore
      12 years, 10 months ago

      It's hardly bib theory proved correct when he wasn't even there šŸ™„

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      1. Fitzy.
        12 years, 10 months ago

        *no bib theory šŸ˜‰

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    4. Demí
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Disclaimer:

      Looks unlikely is not the same as out.
      He also stated 24 hours might be enough time for him to recover but it's "unlikely". Not out definitely

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      1. Stats King-@football2space
        12 years, 10 months ago

        k thnx for the headsup DEMI.

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  11. Make United Great Again
    12 years, 10 months ago

    SAR up top.

    Aguero (C)

    No point hits.

    Whoever else is in the same boat! Let's have a great gameweek šŸ˜€

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    1. Wirtzle Gummidge
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Your front 3 lacks some grav.

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    2. LewanGOALski
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Almost the same, coz I have saved my FT šŸ˜Ž

      GL!

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    3. Magerost
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Me me me!

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  12. Defcons are for Kinnear
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Does anyone else feel they should spend this half hour more productively?

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    1. r0nh
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I agree, I should be on Facebook!!

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      1. Rafabio
        12 years, 10 months ago

        LMAOOOOOO

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  13. SW6
    12 years, 10 months ago

    And the drunken Friday night captain change strikes again šŸ˜†

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    1. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Been there done that

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  14. r0nh
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Only 1 games on the telly today & it is a snooze-fest šŸ™

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    1. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      My thoughts exactly...

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  15. Laserface
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 10 months ago

    You might wana laugh at this but i had a dream last night about NewCastle thrashing WBA 4-1 .. Remy scored the 1st,2nd and 4th goal with Gouffran scoring the 3rd .. cant quite remember who scored for WBA though .. I'll be freaked if it happens for real though

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  16. Razormac
    12 years, 10 months ago

    My take on the coutinho rumours is..He will defo play if half fit because sturridge is ruled out and with the manager having lost faith in Moses he will have to play. No way he will just be sitting on the bench. 60 mins and moses to replace him is my feeling.

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  17. Heydudes13
    12 years, 10 months ago

    What's this about Ravel?

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    1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Apparently not starting. Apparently.

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      1. Heydudes13
        12 years, 10 months ago

        According to what?

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        1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
          12 years, 10 months ago

          According to some random guy on this site.

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          1. BigManBakar
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            12 years, 10 months ago

            Who?

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            1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
              12 years, 10 months ago

              No idea. apparently a troll

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    2. Optimus.
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Ravel Ravel Ravel

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    3. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Brace coming up. That's all.

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  18. Judas
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Team for this week, for -4

    Migs
    Koscielny, Coleman, Dawson
    Oscar, Ramsey, Lampard, Morrison
    Aguero (C), Suarez, Lukaku (VC)

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  19. Yossi
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Could potentially have zero midfield starters if all these rumours are correct.

    Could be a good sign seeing how shite my mids have been this year...

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    1. A.T
      12 years, 10 months ago

      šŸ˜†

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  20. Heydudes13
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Is Suarez out then?

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    1. THE Wild Rover
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Two trolls in one minute?

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      1. Heydudes13
        12 years, 10 months ago

        Just been reading back the last page and asking what all the commotion was about.

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  21. FPL Daniel
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Everybody have Nollan...??? He is the man to own this week

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    1. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      +1

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  22. THE Wild Rover
    12 years, 10 months ago

    As a Suarez captainer I see the absence of Sturridge and Coutinho as a massive plus šŸ˜Ž

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    1. Wirtzle Gummidge
      12 years, 10 months ago

      7 GJ assists inbound.

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    2. Dr Dream
      12 years, 10 months ago

      As a Coutinho owner I find it a massive minus...or rather ex Coutinho owner in a couple of minutes or so.

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    3. Stats King-@football2space
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Eh. First he needs someone to supply him the BALL first. Chasing Shadows Otherwise !

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    4. thegaffer82
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Studge yes, Coutinho no. Surely you'd want the creativity of Couts in the team to link up with Suaz

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    5. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Updated...lets see who my rival has captained...

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    6. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      As a Suarez and Gerrard owner, I'm very happy.

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  23. Piggs Boson
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Why isn't Ozil in the squad.

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    1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Ozilitis

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    2. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 10 months ago

      In your squad?

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    3. THE Wild Rover
      12 years, 10 months ago

      Gone to the cinema to watch Popeye

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      1. Kostja
        12 years, 10 months ago

        his finding nemo

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  24. isacki: full casual
    12 years, 10 months ago

    How far RVP has fallen when no one is asking whether he'll make the game

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    1. Dr Dream
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I saw a team with him in earlier in the week....I don't think the other two owners come on this site though.

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    2. Mull
      12 years, 10 months ago

      I eventually gave up on him this week šŸ™

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  25. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Miley Cyrus piss take

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6DmHGYy_xk

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  26. Heydudes13
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Updated.

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  27. Vote Joke
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Argh! When did I take an 8 point hit for Nasri & Sturridge out and Hazard Lukaku in?!!!!

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  28. Your Mum's Athletic
    12 years, 10 months ago

    UPDATED!

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  29. Beavis
    12 years, 10 months ago

    UPDATED!

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  30. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    12 years, 10 months ago

    UPDATED

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