634x258 Preamble
30 November 2013 2232 comments
Mark Mark
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I’m not too good at keeping secrets. Those of you who allow me assault your ears via the ScoutCast will know that I’m currently adopting a media blackout when it comes to my Fantasy Premier League lineup.

While that’s proved fun for a while, it makes bearing my soul in this article on a Saturday morning rather tricky. With an hour to go, then, it’s time to disperse the fog of war and reveal all. Not least because I’m panicking that I’ve made another error in a season seemingly littered with them.

I’ve sold Wayne Rooney.

There it is – it’s out there. Stuck out in a paragraph all on its own it looks just as scary as I thought it would. Let’s try to fix that…

I’ve bought Sergio Aguero and Luis Suarez.

There. I feel slightly better.

Are my fears totally banished, though? Far from it. I slept restlessly in my bed last night, with Granville’s Mancunian drawl haunting my thoughts – he was adamant that selling Rooney was an error. Once again, I may soon have to admit that he’s right. That’s becoming a habit.

There was clearly an element of knee-jerk involved in my decision. I’d just seen Aguero and Suarez hit double figures again and, while Rooney did the business for me at Cardiff, in the long-term, I just don’t see him keeping pace with the South American pair, or indeed wearing my armband with the same degree of comfort.

Admittedly, David Moyes’ recent claims that a rest for Rooney was imminent played their part. As does Robin van Persie’s inevitable return to the team and the scoresheet. Then there’s Rooney’s likely suspension before the New Year. Can he possibly go seven, maybe eight domestic matches without another yellow? I very much doubt it.

Even so, while all these factors had me reach for the eject button, I know full well that December could see United step up, which will surely mean further returns for Rooney. Equally, I’m slightly concerned that the form of Suarez and Aguero may not be maintained, certainly not at their current improbable rate of goals and Fantasy returns.

I can probably accept some regression from Suarez and Aguero. I could probably stand to watch Rooney rack up more goals. However, I’m not sure I could face Granville if my four point hit and Rooney rejection plays into his hands and has him ride off into the mini-league distance.

A few weeks ago I declared that I’d start ā€œplayingā€ Fantasy Football again. A few weeks, points hits and several skin-of-my-teeth decisions later, I’m kind of craving the safe existence of my early season. Sure, perhaps I was doomed to failure, but I’m pretty sure I wasn’t destined to crash and burn quite so spectacularly.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Piggs Boson
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    Boruc hatty coming up.

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    1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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      I would regretfully take it.

      He has the footwork skill no doubt as last week showed.

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      1. tw
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        šŸ˜†

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    2. tw
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      score a hatty and save hazards penalty šŸ˜‰

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  2. The Bandit
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    Who else captained Suarez over Aguero?

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    1. Somalion
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      0/

      Just kidding, I want to do well this GW.

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      Only superstitious madmen šŸ˜‰

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      1. The Bandit
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        I resemble that remark :mad;

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        1. Pasqualinho
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          I didn't know you were superstitious.

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    3. Arvin-ation
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      I don't know if I did šŸ˜†

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    4. Azerbaijan Shopping Centre
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      I didn't in the end ... went with head over the heart ... instinct says Aguero will be quiet this week

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      1. Touré De Force
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        I'm still not 100% certain about him although he's served me well.

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    5. Touré De Force
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      Here

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  3. Defcons are for Kinnear
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    What do people do first after the game has updated?
    a) Pick team for next week
    b) check everyone else's teams

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    1. The Bandit
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      b then a

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      1. Magerost
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          +1

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    2. r0nh
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      Did anyone else captain RVP?

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      1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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        Traded him out for benteke to avoid the price drop.

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      2. isacki: full casual
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        I am now praying for your vice not to play so this trick goes spectacularly wrong

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      3. Evans
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        Haven't you sold him yet ?

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    3. Caine & Co.
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      updated

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      1. Caine & Co.
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        *being updated

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        1. Namtab Nomolos
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          Be sure to keep refreshing http://fantasy.premierleague.com/updating/ until it changes. There's always one (it was me once) šŸ™‚

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    4. Namtab Nomolos
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      Anyone else 'accidentally' open all their advent calendar doors already? Do you think the kids will mind if I replace the chocolate with sprouts?

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      1. Caine & Co.
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        whats a sprout? sounds like a fart

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        1. The Bandit
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          The cause of many farts

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        2. Spencer
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          • Has Moderation Rights
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          They smell like them too!

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        3. Namtab Nomolos
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          Smells like one too. I think they come from the land of Benteke and pigs like to swap them for truffles.

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          1. Namtab Nomolos
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            I guess that makes me the (greedy) pig šŸ˜‰

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          2. Caine & Co.
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            ooh must be good if from the land of benteke

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      2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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        Do it for lols

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    5. BigManBakar
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      Ravel wont start?

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      1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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        lies

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    6. Derailed Bandwagon
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      I love my team at the moment. Just need it to keep getting the points...

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    7. Leaf
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      What !!! I come on here and now read my new countinho is out , ravel is out , Hazard out

      Wtf

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      1. @ocprodigy
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        Rumours.

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    8. Stats King-@football2space
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      BIB Theory Proven CORRECT !
      Countinho OUT, acc. to Trusted Liverpool source, Support Believe

      https://twitter.com/RiseOfTheKop
      https://twitter.com/TomKennedy_95/status/406746452241969152/photo/1

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      1. Stats King-@football2space
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        Thank God, i capped Aguero.

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      2. isacki: full casual
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        Wow, I've never seen this before!

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        1. Stats King-@football2space
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          Ask Demi. He only provided the source for all Liverpool news. Support Believe's tweets r locked frm Public Access though (u need to Follow them for Access), coz they Leak team news beforehand.

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          1. isacki: full casual
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            I was joking mate. Nothing's confirmed either way

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      3. Billy Gilmore
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        It's hardly bib theory proved correct when he wasn't even there šŸ™„

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        1. Fitzy.
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          *no bib theory šŸ˜‰

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      4. Demí
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        Disclaimer:

        Looks unlikely is not the same as out.
        He also stated 24 hours might be enough time for him to recover but it's "unlikely". Not out definitely

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        1. Stats King-@football2space
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          k thnx for the headsup DEMI.

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    9. Make United Great Again
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      SAR up top.

      Aguero (C)

      No point hits.

      Whoever else is in the same boat! Let's have a great gameweek šŸ˜€

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      1. Wirtzle Gummidge
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        Your front 3 lacks some grav.

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      2. LewanGOALski
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        Almost the same, coz I have saved my FT šŸ˜Ž

        GL!

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      3. Magerost
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          Me me me!

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      4. Defcons are for Kinnear
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        Does anyone else feel they should spend this half hour more productively?

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        1. r0nh
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          I agree, I should be on Facebook!!

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          1. Rafabio
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            LMAOOOOOO

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      5. SW6
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        And the drunken Friday night captain change strikes again šŸ˜†

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        1. DonTheSpecialOne
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          Been there done that

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      6. r0nh
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        Only 1 games on the telly today & it is a snooze-fest šŸ™

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        1. @ocprodigy
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          My thoughts exactly...

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      7. Laserface
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        You might wana laugh at this but i had a dream last night about NewCastle thrashing WBA 4-1 .. Remy scored the 1st,2nd and 4th goal with Gouffran scoring the 3rd .. cant quite remember who scored for WBA though .. I'll be freaked if it happens for real though

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      8. Razormac
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        My take on the coutinho rumours is..He will defo play if half fit because sturridge is ruled out and with the manager having lost faith in Moses he will have to play. No way he will just be sitting on the bench. 60 mins and moses to replace him is my feeling.

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      9. Heydudes13
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        What's this about Ravel?

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        1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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          Apparently not starting. Apparently.

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          1. Heydudes13
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            According to what?

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            1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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              According to some random guy on this site.

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              1. BigManBakar
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                Who?

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                1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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                  No idea. apparently a troll

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        2. Optimus.
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          Ravel Ravel Ravel

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        3. DonTheSpecialOne
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          Brace coming up. That's all.

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      10. Judas
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        Team for this week, for -4

        Migs
        Koscielny, Coleman, Dawson
        Oscar, Ramsey, Lampard, Morrison
        Aguero (C), Suarez, Lukaku (VC)

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      11. Yossi
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        Could potentially have zero midfield starters if all these rumours are correct.

        Could be a good sign seeing how shite my mids have been this year...

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        1. A.T
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          šŸ˜†

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      12. Heydudes13
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        Is Suarez out then?

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        1. The Bandit
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          Two trolls in one minute?

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          1. Heydudes13
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            Just been reading back the last page and asking what all the commotion was about.

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      13. FPL Daniel
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        Everybody have Nollan...??? He is the man to own this week

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        1. BigManBakar
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          +1

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      14. The Bandit
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        As a Suarez captainer I see the absence of Sturridge and Coutinho as a massive plus šŸ˜Ž

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        1. Wirtzle Gummidge
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          7 GJ assists inbound.

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        2. Dr Dream
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          As a Coutinho owner I find it a massive minus...or rather ex Coutinho owner in a couple of minutes or so.

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        3. Stats King-@football2space
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          Eh. First he needs someone to supply him the BALL first. Chasing Shadows Otherwise !

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        4. thegaffer82
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          Studge yes, Coutinho no. Surely you'd want the creativity of Couts in the team to link up with Suaz

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        5. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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          Updated...lets see who my rival has captained...

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        6. @ocprodigy
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          As a Suarez and Gerrard owner, I'm very happy.

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      15. Piggs Boson
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        Why isn't Ozil in the squad.

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        1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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          Ozilitis

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        2. DonTheSpecialOne
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          In your squad?

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        3. The Bandit
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          Gone to the cinema to watch Popeye

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          1. Kostja
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            his finding nemo

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      16. isacki: full casual
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        How far RVP has fallen when no one is asking whether he'll make the game

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        1. Dr Dream
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          I saw a team with him in earlier in the week....I don't think the other two owners come on this site though.

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        2. Mull
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          I eventually gave up on him this week šŸ™

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      18. Heydudes13
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        Updated.

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      19. Vote Joke
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        Argh! When did I take an 8 point hit for Nasri & Sturridge out and Hazard Lukaku in?!!!!

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      20. Your Mum's Athletic
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        UPDATED!

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      21. Beavis
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        UPDATED!

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      22. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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        UPDATED

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