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West Ham and Newcastle’s main forwards come under analysis in this week’s first members article. United’s youngsters display against Hull, Stoke’s rout of Fulham, City’ in-form frontman and Southampton’s recent resilience are also amongst some of the standout statistics on show:

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  1. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Fellow Scots, how far do you think we'll get in the WC this summer? I reckon quater finals.

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    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Oh top of the page, make that semi's 😎

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    2. JT's Dog
      12 years, 3 months ago

      You're not scottish if I recall

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      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        😯 what am I 😛

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        1. JT's Dog
          12 years, 3 months ago

          Always thought Indian
          Ok jafa Scottish quiz, no cheating
          1 what are you wearing under you're kilt the now
          2 who has the worst ever scottish accent in a film
          3 translate this, av pit ma bits in the lobbie

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          1. Jafooli
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 3 months ago

            Nowt
            Mel Gibson?
            Caught ya balls in ya zip?

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            1. JT's Dog
              12 years, 3 months ago

              Fail
              Imposter stone him

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              1. JT's Dog
                12 years, 3 months ago

                Unless you're from Perth maybe

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                1. Jafooli
                  • 14 Years
                  12 years, 3 months ago

                  Edinburgh, Glasgow, St. Andrews and Arbroath.

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              2. Zombie
                • 13 Years
                12 years, 3 months ago

                Too hardcore...Just close 'that' zipper

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              3. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 3 months ago

                😆

                Answers?

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                1. JT's Dog
                  12 years, 3 months ago

                  Not sure where all the zip talk is com g from
                  It translates as I have left my boots in the hall

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                  1. Jafooli
                    • 14 Years
                    12 years, 3 months ago

                    Oh yeah got it now.....

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    3. Scotch Jock
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I don't think there are any Scottish people on this site.

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  2. LewanGOALski
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    After my rival scoring 129(!) points this week, I am just 6 pts ahead of him. And my team is a f***ng mess!

    Who do I defend my position?

    Me: http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/69718/event-history/37/

    Rival: http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/886961/event-history/37/

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    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      *how?

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      1. LewanGOALski
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        "How" sounds more reasonable here true 😀 thanks!

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    2. Lazarus
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Who?

      Mourinho.

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      1. LewanGOALski
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Mou & Pulia unite!

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    3. drughi
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      wow tough luck, I would be shitting bricks if I were you

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    4. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      take a -8 and get the best team you can... get the same players either

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      1. LewanGOALski
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Noone/AJ, Roo, Aguero ➡ Gerrard/Sterling, Dzeko, Sturridge ?

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        1. FACUPARSE
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          I'm 10 pts behind and am doing a -8 I think.

          Those trannies look good imo

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    5. JT's Dog
      12 years, 3 months ago

      You are going to take some abuse if you lose
      You need to cover one of his dzeko or yaya, they could hurt you again

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      1. LewanGOALski
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        abuse is abuse, I can loose some decent prize 🙁

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    6. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Take a -40 hit copying his team..Thank me later

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      1. JT's Dog
        12 years, 3 months ago

        I have a 40 point lead and thought how funny it would be to do that if I knew his transfers

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  3. copps
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Benfica still in with a chance to win a quadruple. really hope they do after the crazy end of season last year

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  4. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Andrei Kanchelskis has put on some weight 😯

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  5. Pringle
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    What would you do?

    A. Start Mata
    B. Start Ramsey
    C. Start Ward
    D. Start Sterling/Gerrard(-4).

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      A or B

      You choose which

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      1. Pringle
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Ty!

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  6. Zombie
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Where are the team sheets 😯 ?

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    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Could really do with team sheets before deadline this GW.

      In fact I think they should deadline to 30 mins before KO next season.....

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      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        *change

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        1. JT's Dog
          12 years, 3 months ago

          Check out your challenge quiz at top

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          1. Jafooli
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 3 months ago

            Just finished my answers.

            Born, bred and fled Scotland.....

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            1. JT's Dog
              12 years, 3 months ago

              And you got last one wrong how long you been away
              In fact the second one is wrong, need to check out Patrick bergan in the wee man

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              1. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 3 months ago

                Gone for 15 years now.....

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                1. JT's Dog
                  12 years, 3 months ago

                  In India right?

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                  1. Jafooli
                    • 14 Years
                    12 years, 3 months ago

                    Nah, all over the shop......never been to India.

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                  2. Zombie
                    • 13 Years
                    12 years, 3 months ago

                    Why do you want to prove that my insane & creepy neighbor who keeps screaming and peeping is Jafooli 😯 ?

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      2. Zombie
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        maybe Amy will tweet about it 😉

        But yeah, we could really do with some team sheets at least this weekend

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        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          Can't remember, was she right in the end?

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          1. Zombie
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 3 months ago

            Of course...Rooney was out

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  7. supperspout
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    i just laid down 20 smackers on Dzeko to win golden boot at the WC

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    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      You must be rich

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      1. Optimus.
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        That's *Richie to you

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        1. Zombie
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          okay...you believe it or not, but my nickname is Richi 😀

          that's without 'e'

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          1. Optimus.
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 3 months ago

            Richception 😯

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    2. copps
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      hmm, decent group they're in but id be surprised if they progress far and even more so if they outscore the south american teams/germany

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    3. No Luck
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      You could have gave that money to me!

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  8. FF Dirtbag
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Rooney -> sturridge? Yea?

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    1. copps
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      yes but no need to do it now surely?

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      1. FF Dirtbag
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        True that.

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  9. FACUPARSE
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Aguero is fit and ready to play. He even said so himself.

    Would make life a lot easier if he played

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      But he said that before the Villa game and he wasn't even on the bench. He would have been involved if he was fit to play.

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  10. Marouane Fellatio
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Looking to make up a little ground and have nothing to lose so considering a left field captain choice.

    Can anyone offer up a better suggestion than Eriksen? 18, 15 and 11pts in his last three home games is pretty decent form.

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    1. World XI
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I like it. Perhaps Lambert? Playing for a spot on the plane against a much changed United back line.

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  11. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Is anyone getting Sanogo?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      He Sanogo Zome

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      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Is this English?

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          zone

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      2. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        *zone

        😀

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        1. Wilshere Knowledge
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          Makes sense now. Good one. 😉 😀

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  12. Scratch
    • 17 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Dear god my team is fooked

    Jones, Chester, Ramsey, Aguero and Rooney all flagged
    Mata mightnt start
    McCartney is at the Etihad and has no chance of cleanie

    I'm probably looking at at least -8

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    1. Mr. Greedy
      • 17 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I think Ramsey's flag has gone now. High five?

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    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      If it's any consolation Scratch, Ramsey flag removed. Mind you still might be rested because of FA Cup.

      Many in same boat, me included.

      Also have Azpil and Chambers here..

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      1. MJ6987
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Isn't Azpi one of the most likely to start players in the whole Premier League? Why are you mentioning him?

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        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          Not sure, hope he starts....

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    3. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Similar to me.

      Still got 3 defenders, no problem.

      Mata will be fine. Ramsey is fit.

      Just Rooney and Aguero to worry about. Use a FT to change one of them and Puncheon can play for my last place. No hits required.

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  13. wycombewanderers
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Evenin' all,

    Just after some friendly advice to help me finish in the top 500k (am about 512k at present) after what has been a very underwhelming season all round - tried to get too many differentials too early! Can always learn though...

    My team

    Mannone
    Ward Dann Evra
    Mata Barkley Eriksen Nasri
    Suarez Aguero Dzeko

    Current thinking:

    A) Mata -> Gerrard
    B) Aguero -> Sturridge + Mata -> Yaya (-4)

    Cheers

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  14. drughi
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    nasri, aguero, rooney, jones and mutch out for yaya, dzeko, sturridge, cahill and cazorla for a 16 point hit looks good right ? 🙂 go out with a bang so to speak

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Err, not really.

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      1. drughi
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        what could go wrong ?

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        1. MJ6987
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          The -16 points!?

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    2. Pringle
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Just Aguero and Rooney out are so much better.

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Really silly.

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  15. MJ6987
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Are subtitles available on the ScoutCast tonight? 🙂

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  16. JT's Dog
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Katie price is on the market again if anyone interested
    The perfect woman for any wannabe celeb

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    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I reckon Pardew might sign her. Perfect for Newcastle.

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    2. Jordan.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Naughty doggy

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    3. drughi
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Only 35 years old, should have a few good mileage left. Nothing for a classy girl like her 🙂

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  17. LOCO ABREU
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Mannone
    Bardsley-Ivan-Ward(Jones-Chester)
    Yaya-Nasri-Gerrard-Eriksen(Mata)
    Wickham-Aguero-Suarez

    Aguero,Wickham Jones>Studge,Dzeko and Baines worth-8?

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    1. pundit of punts
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I would get a Chelsea def instead of Baines. Guaranteed CS.

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      1. LOCO ABREU
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        more relaxed chelsea this week no?

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  18. pundit of punts
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    How long till the live scoutcast?

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  19. No Luck
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    ML leader 9 pts ahead, need some big advice for my last chance!

    Rooney*, Yaya, Ramsey, Azpi (him)
    vs
    Wickham, Nasri, Puncheon, Baines (me)

    I have £5.7m. I was thinking:

    Aguero -> RVP/Sturridge/Lukaku/Adebayor/Dzeko/Remy
    or
    Puncheon -> Hazard/Sterling
    or both

    Any good ideas out there before my brain explodes?

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    1. LOCO ABREU
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      see what he's doing first

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      1. No Luck
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        He's ridiculously late for transfers, almost always does them just before the deadline, I can't compete with that!

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        1. LOCO ABREU
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          with only 9 pts gap that would help a lot. you don't want to get the same players with him

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          1. No Luck
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 3 months ago

            He has both Aguero and Rooney and a bad bench so I'm guessing he'll take a -4. He usually plays safe so I'm guessing he'll bring in Dzeko and maybe Sturridge... It's really tough to see a way through...

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  20. wycombewanderers
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Best World Cup Fantasy Game Please?

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    1. The Sarjeant
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      McDonalds.

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      1. wycombewanderers
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Ta

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    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      And you know Aguero will be tempting us again in the WC.......uuurrrrggghhh

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      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        & Rooney 😕

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        1. wycombewanderers
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          never rooney haha - i did one four years ago which was really good but i forget the name of the site and now i can't find it - free to enter - did loads of fantasy games like f1 golf cricket etc. - was the best one going four years ago

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    3. WorldCupDanB
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      If you want to play for money Totel Fantasy football are supposed be doing a world cup competition

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      1. wycombewanderers
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Thanks but I'm only in it for the free ones!

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  21. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Is there a sillier arse than Danny Mills? Does not leap to mind ... 😕

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Thought he was saying yesterday that the report didn't include B Teams. Had he even read it?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Spouting off again, on his hind legs. 🙁

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    2. Jordan.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Adrian Chiles,world class knobhead comes to mind...

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      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Adrian Durham. Grade 1 cockchop....

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        I fear that even he is not even close. 🙁

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  22. gers23
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    What is everyone doing with Ramsey? 11 points clear of rival who has Sterling. Start him or Aj? Or swap for Sterling?

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    1. GunsnRoses
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Same question. I think I'll keep Ramsey and I am 18 points ahead 😉

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    2. No Luck
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Depends on your other transfers I guess, if you've got nothing better to do then AJ -> Sterling and put Ramsey on the bench.

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      1. gers23
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Thinking of Rooney to Sturridge

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        1. No Luck
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          I'd do that and flip a coin on the transfer. I think Ramsey has a decent chance of starting but don't quote me on that!

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      2. GunsnRoses
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Ramsey to come off the bench 😛

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  23. GunsnRoses
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Chances of Ramsey start ?

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  24. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    1-0 Brighton ! Lingard

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      United boyo

      JJJJUUUHHUUUU

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  25. Bobby
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    I'm still shaking my head at that mirror article that basically was a whole page spread that Rooney was back in training and was fit to play last match. I'm all for making things up (though I wish aguero would refrain more from doing so) but a whole bloody page spread in a national paper on it. Dear oh dear, what's next.

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