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Our Friday regular arrives as the minutes tick down until tomorrow’s deadline. We continue with a three-part approach, taking in the weekly poll standings, the Opta player statistics and our Rate My Team projections to help steer your thoughts on the Captain conundrum.

The first section is free to view for all visitors to the site and will analyse the chief protagonists, as selected in our Gameweek poll. The latter two parts are restricted to our members, as we delve deeper into the Opta and Rate My Team data.

The Captain Poll

Chelsea dominate this week’s poll, with three of their players populating the top-four places ahead of a home encounter against promoted Leicester. Diego Costa leads the way with over 50% of the votes cast after he netted on his debut away to Burnley on Monday evening – the Spain international scored 18 of his 27 goals for Atletico Madrid at home last year and clearly offers a stronger option in front of his own fans.

Cesc Fabregas and Eden Hazard trail in Costa’s wake, with 14% and 6% respectively. The Spaniard’s 11-point haul at Turf Moor showed that, even when fielded in the Blues’ double-pivot, he has the ability to wreak havoc, while Hazard’s owners will be looking for the Belgian to replicate last season’s displays at the Bridge, where the Belgian scored 10 of his 14 league goals. Certainly, his owners will be looking for an improved display in the final third – Hazard, along with Fabregas, failed to register a single attempt against The Clarets.

One of the few Fantasy successes in United’s home defeat by Swansea, Wayne Rooney has been backed with the armband by 8%  ahead of a testing trip to Sunderland. With Robin van Persie reportedly set to feature at the Stadium of Light, though, Rooney’s 48% popularity in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game may be set for a drop as managers consider the 3%-owned Dutchman, who is likely to be handed spot-kicks by Louis van Gaal.

Gylfi Sigurdsson, Aaron Ramsey and Raheem Sterling are all fancied to continue the form that served up a goal apiece in the opening weekend. Certainly, Sigurdsson looks the most promising of the bunch here as he prepares for a home encounter with Burnley – having averaged 5.7 points per game in his first spell with Swansea, a role in “the hole” looks vital to his prospects. Ramsey and Sterling face tougher tasks, though – trips to Everton and City are far from certain to bring home the points.

Sigurdsson’s team-mate Wilfried Bony has been overlooked. The Ivorian netted 13 times in his final 18 appearances of 2013/14 yet has so far received a mere 62 votes, whilst Sergio Aguero, as the most popular City option, has so far earned less than 1% of the votes cast and looks another differential armband option capable of delivering in style.

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  1. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 14 Years
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    Doosras team.

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  2. Lallana_
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Which is more reliable at the moment for prices? Totalfpl or FISO?

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Both are similar. I like FISO more atm.

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    2. rickardinho
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I think Fiso is slightly more accurate right now but they'll both adjust once there's more data. I find totalfpl more convenient though

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    3. Suttyshow
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Totalfpl is more accueate with price increases imho

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  3. Super Frank
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Play Coloccini or Hutton?

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    1. decisions
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      play home advantage..
      prob answers my questio too

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      1. Super Frank
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        😀

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    2. Baby Cuties
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      go for the home defence if in doubt.

      a defence with concrete ron at its heart doesnt look like conceding many at all

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      1. Super Frank
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        But Newcastle attackers are good

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  4. decisions
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    bench one...

    A: Naylor (BUR)
    B: Jones (sun)
    C: Clyne (WBA)

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    1. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      B

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      1. decisions
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        thats where im leaning to. thanks

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        1. Kerz
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          United are shite 😀 can't see them keeping a CS

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  5. Baby Cuties
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Play Arnie or Austin?

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  6. Won't sleep till after…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Rooney and Snodgrass out for -4 and Bony and Tadic in as their replacements.

    Would be grateful if anyone could tell me if this is a good idea or a bad idea.

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    1. BDMC5
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      bony/tadic would have to score to even make that transfer worth while. not a good move in my book

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    2. decisions
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      it's not a great idea

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    3. Farcelona
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Immediately thought no, but then looked at upcoming fixtures. Bony and Tadic is good for the next couple of weeks, Rooney is potentially good for the next nine, maybe more. I'd leave it as it is for now and see how Rooney gets on this weekend.

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    4. Farcelona
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Could just do Snodgrass >> Ince?

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      1. Won't sleep till after…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Thanks all for your thoughts. I'll have a re-think.

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    5. Reeker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I wouldn't get rid of Rooney

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  7. Chris_White
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Mata & Giroud > Siggy & Costa (c)

    or

    Save transfer(s) and Rooney (c)

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      one of the best jokes so far

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      1. Chris_White
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Ty

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        1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
          • 15 Years
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          I would probably do it although don't like losing mata

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  8. DVassell
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Which team do you think is better?

    A) ___________Krul____________
    Hutton_______Clyne______Chester
    Fabregas__Siggy_Rambo__Sterling
    Aguero_____Costa(c)_____Rooney

    B) ___________Krul____________
    Ivanovic____Vertonghen___Chester
    Eriksen____Siggy_Rambo__Sterling
    Dzeko______Costa(c)_____Rooney

    Subs for both:

    Elliot, Albrighton, Moore, Wisdom

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      a

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  9. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Has anyone WC yet?

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      La Roja did.
      Most here didn't.

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    2. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      no, no one

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    3. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Germany

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    4. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      i'm sticking with my underperforming GW1 team.

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    5. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Erm 🙄

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    6. tw
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      don't WC Thomass. your team is good enough for now

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    7. Super PVA - Small Spuds
      • 12 Years
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      Yep. Bottled it. Always do.

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    8. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Did you do it in the end Thomas ?

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    9. Sadio
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I did

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  10. the axolotl
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Jack Wilshere ‏@JackWilshere 15m
    #MOTD50 takes me back to when I was a young lad and my parents letting me stay up late to watch my Hero's I wanted be! #Humbling

    makes me nostalgic for 2010

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  11. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    anyway. back to FPL before the inevitable line-crossing

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Midnight curfew.

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    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Mexican joke?

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  12. Desertbug
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    He was dead.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Not the monkey

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  13. James231
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    A) Chester
    B) Clyne
    C) Caulker
    D) Davies

    Which one?

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      to play or to transfer in?

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      1. James231
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        transfer in. currently have caulker

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        1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          all great options, I would go a b or c

          d is curtis davies? Not too sure

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          1. James231
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            yeah sorry it is curtis davies. just thinking long term clyne might be the best option

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    2. Super PVA - Small Spuds
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      D

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    3. Reeker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      A

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  14. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive?
    Popeye kicked the f**k out of him

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  15. Super PVA - Small Spuds
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Why shouldn't I have vertonghen in my team?

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    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Punchline please

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      1. Super PVA - Small Spuds
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        That's your job

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  16. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.

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    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Or because seven ate nine.

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      1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Or because you haven't clapped with a shit yet.

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        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Ffs 😀

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        2. Optimus.
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          😆

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        3. tw
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          😆

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    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      🙂
      I thought seven eight nine but urs is better

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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😆

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    3. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😆 ffs.

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    4. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      *i'm south african and i find this offensive

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  17. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa

    (Rob Auton)

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    1. Super PVA - Small Spuds
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Pretty sure Vincent Tan is tapping your phone on that

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  18. Neville's Advocate
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Which two of these would you play this GW?
    Caulker v Tottenham (A)
    Debuchy v Everton (A)
    Chester v Stoke (H)

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    1. Sánchez
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Clearly the bottom 2

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    2. Farcelona
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Chester

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      1. Farcelona
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        And Debuchy

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  19. Recoba
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Scoutpicks making me question my line up. Play Chester (sto) or Kelly (whm)

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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      both. 🙂

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    1. the cromulent one
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Between Chester or Pieters for me.
      Leaning towards Pieters, if that helps :-/

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    2. Recoba
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Thanks for nothing guys 😉 🙂

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  20. tw
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    dzeko to bony or save a FT?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      If in doubt, save.

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      1. DonTheSpecialOne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Aye

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    2. chrisjdgrady
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      save

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    3. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      save

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    4. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Save it mate, I was pondering the same but I've got a feeling Dzeko will do well this week.

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    5. Super PVA - Small Spuds
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Insane

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  21. Pooodle
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Taylor or Vlaar?

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    1. Farcelona
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Vlaar

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  22. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I've 2 kids. one aged 2 and 1 newborn. My wife didn't want a big gap.

    so both were by caesarean

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    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      LMAO

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😀

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    3. Sánchez
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      This is good

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    4. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😆

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  23. Here's the manager
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    How many members of the starship Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?

    7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection. Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted, and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission.

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    1. Obi Wan Elokobi
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      A joke shouldn't be longer than 2 lines.

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      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        A vine shouldn't be longer than 6 seconds.

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      2. Taribo West on a free
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Have you ever seen a Stewart Lee routine?

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      3. Super PVA - Small Spuds
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Good rule

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    2. Sánchez
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      This is not

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  24. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Glen Johnson.

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    1. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Classic

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    2. Obi Wan Elokobi
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Your vine.

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    3. Super PVA - Small Spuds
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      10/10. You should have told that one at 3pm on Sunday.

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  25. DonTheSpecialOne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Man to Horse: Why the long face?
    Horse to Man: Why the short dick?

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  26. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Anyone watching Mackay on sky sports just now?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Watched him earlier and he comes off really well for a racist homophobe.

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        🙂

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  27. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Who wants Berbinho's Fod to live up to his word and clap with a shit?

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    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Not me

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      1. Obi Wan Elokobi
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Keep to your word.

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        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Promises are made to be broken

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          1. Obi Wan Elokobi
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Disappointing.

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          2. DonTheSpecialOne
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Boo

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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      no. really, just no. 😉

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      hope not. it's lose lose

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      1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Not if you have a poo fetish.

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          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          😯

          hence why I said no.

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      2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        better than loose loose....

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      He's a liar and can't be trusted. Should probably be banned for his dishonesty.

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      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        *packing my bags*

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  28. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
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    Superman was bored one night so he was flying around the city looking for something to do. As he flew passed wonder woman's bedroom window he notices her laying completely naked on her bed. Superman then thinks to himself, 'hey I'm superman! I can fly in super fast, have sex with her and fly back out without her even noticing!' He decides to go ahead with the plan, so he opens the window and flys in super quick finishes and leaves.

    Wonder Woman, after feeling the rush of air says 'what was that?!'
    The invisible man replies, 'I don't know babe but my arse is sore'

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  29. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    The 10 fold acca this week:

    Newcastle to beat villa
    Chelsea to beat Leicester
    Southampton to beat wba
    Arsenal to beat Everton
    Tot to beat qpr
    City to beat liv
    Hull stoke draw
    Sun v mun draw
    Swan to beat burnley
    Palace to beat west ham

    2800/1

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      best one so far

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    2. Qubit
      • 16 Years
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      the only one of those I really dont like is the Sun v Mun draw.

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      1. Qubit
        • 16 Years
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        but all very possible 🙂

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    3. chrisjdgrady
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      love it

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