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Our Friday regular arrives as the minutes tick down until tomorrow’s deadline. We continue with a three-part approach, taking in the weekly poll standings, the Opta player statistics and our Rate My Team projections to help steer your thoughts on the Captain conundrum.

The first section is free to view for all visitors to the site and will analyse the chief protagonists, as selected in our Gameweek poll. The latter two parts are restricted to our members, as we delve deeper into the Opta and Rate My Team data.

The Captain Poll

Chelsea dominate this week’s poll, with three of their players populating the top-four places ahead of a home encounter against promoted Leicester. Diego Costa leads the way with over 50% of the votes cast after he netted on his debut away to Burnley on Monday evening – the Spain international scored 18 of his 27 goals for Atletico Madrid at home last year and clearly offers a stronger option in front of his own fans.

Cesc Fabregas and Eden Hazard trail in Costa’s wake, with 14% and 6% respectively. The Spaniard’s 11-point haul at Turf Moor showed that, even when fielded in the Blues’ double-pivot, he has the ability to wreak havoc, while Hazard’s owners will be looking for the Belgian to replicate last season’s displays at the Bridge, where the Belgian scored 10 of his 14 league goals. Certainly, his owners will be looking for an improved display in the final third – Hazard, along with Fabregas, failed to register a single attempt against The Clarets.

One of the few Fantasy successes in United’s home defeat by Swansea, Wayne Rooney has been backed with the armband by 8%  ahead of a testing trip to Sunderland. With Robin van Persie reportedly set to feature at the Stadium of Light, though, Rooney’s 48% popularity in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game may be set for a drop as managers consider the 3%-owned Dutchman, who is likely to be handed spot-kicks by Louis van Gaal.

Gylfi Sigurdsson, Aaron Ramsey and Raheem Sterling are all fancied to continue the form that served up a goal apiece in the opening weekend. Certainly, Sigurdsson looks the most promising of the bunch here as he prepares for a home encounter with Burnley – having averaged 5.7 points per game in his first spell with Swansea, a role in “the hole” looks vital to his prospects. Ramsey and Sterling face tougher tasks, though – trips to Everton and City are far from certain to bring home the points.

Sigurdsson’s team-mate Wilfried Bony has been overlooked. The Ivorian netted 13 times in his final 18 appearances of 2013/14 yet has so far received a mere 62 votes, whilst Sergio Aguero, as the most popular City option, has so far earned less than 1% of the votes cast and looks another differential armband option capable of delivering in style.

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  1. Tibidabo
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Jovetic -> Bony (for free)?

    Or save?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
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      Save

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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      not a bad move to be fair.

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    2. vova
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I do t think Jovetic will start vs Liverpool and Bony has a nice fixture so I would do the move.

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      1. Tibidabo
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Why wouldn't he start? Pellegrini said Aguero would be eased back in, right?

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        1. Ryan
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Correct

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    3. pundit of punts
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Save.

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    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

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    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
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      Peter Kay?

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        • 12 Years
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        correct. 🙂

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    2. The Machine
      • 12 Years
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      Funny joke

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    3. Tibidabo
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Was your dad a Scissor Sister?

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  2. DIegoCosta19
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    11 years, 6 months ago

    RMT for GW2 please:

    LLoris

    Jones Vlaar Cyne

    Sterling Ramsey Fabregas Siggy Schurrle

    Rooney Costa (C)

    Myhill Berahino Hutton Wisdom

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    1. vova
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Looks very good, liking the Schurrle punt

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      1. DIegoCosta19
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        predicted at start of season schurrle to be great, but didnt include gw1 as he is german so may be tired still

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        1. Tibidabo
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I had him GW1, he was not tired!

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    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
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      WC. Oh dear...

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      1. DIegoCosta19
        • 11 Years
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        so what?

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    3. chrisjdgrady
      • 12 Years
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      Looks good for GW1

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  3. The Wizard of Ozil
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Entered a blindfolded w*nking competition the other day

    no idea where I came

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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      how did you watch the porn? 😕

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  4. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
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    TotalFPL.com

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    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😀 😀 😀

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    2. FPL Notebook (John)
      • 12 Years
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      Best joke of the evening

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    3. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
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      I like totalFPL for the information/stats

      I like FFS for the community & articles

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        But which is better? There's only one way to find out..

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      2. tw
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        what stats does TFPL have that FFS doesn't?

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        1. Zep
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          The only reason I ever use TFPL is for price changes...

          And I occasionally gander at ESBO...

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        2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Price rises are the only thing I go there for. Their stupid chat box moves in real time and it makes it impossible to track a conversation.

          I like the fact they have collated bookies odds of goalscorers, assists and CSs though

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    4. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      ?

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      1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        We're posting jokes apparently. This is mine.

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        1. Chu Young Ping Pong
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          lol

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  5. Pooodle
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Transfer in Taylor or Vlaar?

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    1. jdogg
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Vlaar has gone to odds on with sky bet to move to southampton.who u transfering out?x

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        really..blimey.

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        1. jdogg
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I say odds on.not massive 4/6 think, next best are bout 4or5 to 1.x

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      2. Pooodle
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Chambers...

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        1. jdogg
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I wouldnt rush into it.id just stick wi chambers this week and see how it pans out? Tayler might get dropped,chambers might play left back or def mid.and vlaar might stay at villa-crap fixtures or move to saints -huge bargain.x

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    2. the cromulent one
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      NTaylor. Have you seen Villa's fixtures?

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      1. Pooodle
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Yeah, but good for the next 2! Maybe a bit too short term...

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  6. FPL Alaska
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Who to play as 3rd defender?

    A) Caulker (vs TOT away)
    B) Chambers (vs EVE away)
    C) Bruce (vs STK home)

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    1. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      C with Chambers ready to come in if he doesn't start.

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  7. jdogg
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Whats the temperature on soul street?!

    Three degrees,four topps!

    why did george michael have chocolate on his hands?

    because he was careless with his wispa!

    x

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  8. Tommygunbud
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    What do you reckon...

    A) Baines > Ivanovic
    B) Baines > terry
    C) Young > ince
    D) keep Ft

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    1. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Baines will keep pace with both of those..so C or D

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  9. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Man knocks on an elderly lady's door "super sex only £1"
    The elderly lady says at my age love I will just have the soup

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  10. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    "Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.

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    1. Obi Wan Elokobi
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      You've got such accounting job jokes I worked in an old fashoined accountant place before my new job and the jokes were exactly the same.

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  11. DIegoCosta19
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    LLoris

    Jones Vlaar Cyne

    Sterling Ramsey Fabregas Siggy Schurrle

    Rooney Costa (C)

    Myhill Berahino Hutton Wisdom

    !!! pls any help as I have wildcard activated, with 66 points from gw1

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    1. DIegoCosta19
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      and 0.7m in the bank!

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      why wildcard if you got 66pts?

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      1. DIegoCosta19
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        me and brother in a competitive league (1st place to win 500 pounds, 2nd like 300), and my brother and i unfortunately ended up with exactly the same teams LOL after lots of tinkering, so he hasnt wildcarded and i have. i think this way it ensures one of us atleast are top 5 (5th wins 80 pounds). We are currently joint 5th, the league has around 60 people.

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        1. Fitzy.
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          So what if you have the same team after GW1? Plenty of time to get differentials without wasting a WC.

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    3. Reeker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      What was your team before you wildcarded might I ask?

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      1. DIegoCosta19
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        before wildcard, it was

        ddg
        debuchy cameron lovren
        mata siggy fab ramsey
        rooney costa giroud

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        1. chrisjdgrady
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          mental to wildcard that

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          1. DIegoCosta19
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            read above about the league me and my brother are in

            i like to take risks rather than do averagely

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            1. Reeker
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 6 months ago

              All it means is that you are at a disadvantage. Why get rid of a good team? You could of at least waited till GW 3 (which is also too early in mind) when there's an international break.

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              1. DIegoCosta19
                • 11 Years
                11 years, 6 months ago

                oh god dosnt just about everyone hate international breaks ffs

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            2. DIegoCosta19
              • 11 Years
              11 years, 6 months ago

              also theres another WC in jan

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              1. Fitzy.
                • 14 Years
                11 years, 6 months ago

                There was one last week as well.

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        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          It's almost the same 😯

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          1. DIegoCosta19
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            8 out of 15 changes

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            1. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 6 months ago

              Mostly defence where the point differences are small.

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              1. DIegoCosta19
                • 11 Years
                11 years, 6 months ago

                true actually, but my main reasoning is the league i talked about above, and i may make more changes still

                i prefer high risk high reward

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    4. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Like that a lot.

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    5. jdogg
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I actually prefer ur older team.wouldv just got rid of cameron.x

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  12. mcpandm
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Just wondering why balotelli flew private rather than ryanair into liverpool I thought he could afford the hairflair

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  13. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Superman was bored one night so he was flying around the city looking for something to do. As he flew passed wonder woman's bedroom window he notices her laying completely naked on her bed. Superman then thinks to himself, 'hey I'm superman! I can fly in super fast, have sex with her and fly back out without her even noticing!' He decides to go ahead with the plan, so he opens the window and flys in super quick finishes and leaves.

    Wonder Woman, after feeling the rush of air says 'what was that?!'
    The invisible man replies, 'I don't know babe but my arse is sore'

    😎

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  14. theGunner
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. No I'm just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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  15. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!

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    1. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😛

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  16. the axolotl
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    “I used to think an ocean of soda existed, but it was just a Fanta sea.”

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    1. theGunner
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      That's soda pressing

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        That jokes streamlined

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  17. DonTheSpecialOne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    What’s the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?

    The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.

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    1. tw
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😆

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    2. Thomass
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Yorkshire Tea 😀

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  18. Lallana_
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    That Wolfsburg Bayern game looked great. Robben is one hell of a player!
    What a miss from that one Wolfsburg player!

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    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      robben you say? a star in the making perhaps?

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  19. amol
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Best (C) option except from Costa?

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    1. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Rooney/Fab

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    2. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Hazard.

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    3. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Rooney/Hazard

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    4. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Loic Remy in a 3-3 goal fest at WHL...

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    5. tw
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      rooney or hazard
      followed by siggy/bony

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  20. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    So I see Liverpool are swapping Suarez for Balotelli.

    That's a bit like taking a razor blade off your toddler and giving it some bleach to play with instead.

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    1. Obi Wan Elokobi
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Oh sickipedia.

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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      https://vine.co/v/MEnqQZwiA2t

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    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Wanna hear a joke?

    Your life.

    😯

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😥

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      🙁

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  21. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Would you bench Lovren?

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    1. tw
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      yes

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Why is your tournament called Pepsi? rofl

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      1. Venom Snake
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        He's sponsored

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  22. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Malky Mackay sent me this.

    Why do women defy the laws of gravity?
    Because the heavier they get the easier they are to pick up

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    1. amol
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Ian Moody would be proud

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  23. James231
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    A) Clyne in or Caulker
    B) Chester in for Caulker
    C) Stick with Caulker

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    1. FPL Notebook (John)
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      B!
      But then I've been in love with James Chester for 2 seasons...

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  24. FPL Notebook (John)
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Zooey Deschanel 😉

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  25. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    A lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood.

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  26. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    McDonald's World Cup Fantasy

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  27. the cromulent one
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Two men walk in to a bar. The first says "I'll have H2O". The second says "I'll have H2O, too.
    The second man dies.

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    1. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Haha

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      nice bleached hair though

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  28. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Two fish are put into a tank.

    One says to the other "How the hell do drive this thing?"

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