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Our Friday regular arrives as the minutes tick down until tomorrow’s deadline. We continue with a three-part approach, taking in the weekly poll standings, the Opta player statistics and our Rate My Team projections to help steer your thoughts on the Captain conundrum.

The first section is free to view for all visitors to the site and will analyse the chief protagonists, as selected in our Gameweek poll. The latter two parts are restricted to our members, as we delve deeper into the Opta and Rate My Team data.

The Captain Poll

Chelsea dominate this week’s poll, with three of their players populating the top-four places ahead of a home encounter against promoted Leicester. Diego Costa leads the way with over 50% of the votes cast after he netted on his debut away to Burnley on Monday evening – the Spain international scored 18 of his 27 goals for Atletico Madrid at home last year and clearly offers a stronger option in front of his own fans.

Cesc Fabregas and Eden Hazard trail in Costa’s wake, with 14% and 6% respectively. The Spaniard’s 11-point haul at Turf Moor showed that, even when fielded in the Blues’ double-pivot, he has the ability to wreak havoc, while Hazard’s owners will be looking for the Belgian to replicate last season’s displays at the Bridge, where the Belgian scored 10 of his 14 league goals. Certainly, his owners will be looking for an improved display in the final third – Hazard, along with Fabregas, failed to register a single attempt against The Clarets.

One of the few Fantasy successes in United’s home defeat by Swansea, Wayne Rooney has been backed with the armband by 8%  ahead of a testing trip to Sunderland. With Robin van Persie reportedly set to feature at the Stadium of Light, though, Rooney’s 48% popularity in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game may be set for a drop as managers consider the 3%-owned Dutchman, who is likely to be handed spot-kicks by Louis van Gaal.

Gylfi Sigurdsson, Aaron Ramsey and Raheem Sterling are all fancied to continue the form that served up a goal apiece in the opening weekend. Certainly, Sigurdsson looks the most promising of the bunch here as he prepares for a home encounter with Burnley – having averaged 5.7 points per game in his first spell with Swansea, a role in “the hole” looks vital to his prospects. Ramsey and Sterling face tougher tasks, though – trips to Everton and City are far from certain to bring home the points.

Sigurdsson’s team-mate Wilfried Bony has been overlooked. The Ivorian netted 13 times in his final 18 appearances of 2013/14 yet has so far received a mere 62 votes, whilst Sergio Aguero, as the most popular City option, has so far earned less than 1% of the votes cast and looks another differential armband option capable of delivering in style.

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  1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Accounting chat up lines (niche audience):

    I'm like a one-sided balance sheet, all assets no liabilities

    Come into my office and let me demonstrate some double entry

    Take my home tonight, and I guarantee you'll see an extraordinary item.

    I'm so big you'll consider me an arms length transaction.

    Soo.... Does anyone want to become an accountant?

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    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Great, top of the page.

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      1. Mindless Freak
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Oh it's you again 🙂

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    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I'm doing Accounting in college - I love this one!

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      1. Obi Wan Elokobi
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        I think Chris did AAT as well most boring course I've ever taken.

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        1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I did do AAT, get my final ACA result next Friday.

          AAT Isn't too bad, I quite liked it compared to ACA anyway.

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          1. Obi Wan Elokobi
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Probably going to do CIMA next year if I can be bothered yet.

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            1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 6 months ago

              Just get the qualification and get £££

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            2. Coaly
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 6 months ago

              I'm half way through

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      2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        How would you feel if we did things in arrears ;)?

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    3. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      BBA student. Not bad!

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    4. Werkself
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      And now for the flipside...

      What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? The accountant knows he is boring.

      It's accrual world. 🙂

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  2. Hwangson
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Have I missing something, why are people getting rid of Mata?

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    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      The price drop, and price rise of fabregas, was my reasoning

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      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        So when Mata scores and Fabregas blanks you will change it back? 😉

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I'm not.

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    3. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Its a funny joke..

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    4. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Casuals panicking because he might drop

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    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Oh, you guys! 😀

    https://vine.co/v/MEnqQZwiA2t

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  3. Mindless Freak
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    How accurate are the price drops on totalfpl? Or is the formula not correct yet?

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    1. The King
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      FISO is closer imo.

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  4. Tommygunbud
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Good to go or tweaks needed

    Krul

    Chambers / Baines / Caulker

    Mata / Henderson / Young / Ramsey

    Sturridge / Costa (c) / Rooney

    Subs: Myhill, Bruce, albrighton, Vlaar

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    1. FPL Notebook (John)
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Very nice!
      Maybe Vlaar over Chambers

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      1. Tommygunbud
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Thanks Arbroath , was thinking that , gave chambers the nod last GW, that returned 2pts while Vlaar collected 8pts on the bench!

        Reckon the swap and keep the FT this week?

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  5. Who Ate All Depays?
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Young -> Ince or JWP or any other options in the range 5.5m ?

    Current team
    Krul
    Cahill / Clyne / PVA
    Ramsey / Mata / Sterling / Fab / Young
    Rooney / Costa
    (Guzan / Jutkiewicz / Wisdom / Moore)

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  6. The King
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Who's more likely to get a CS in your opinion:

    1) Chambers

    2) Hutton

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    1. FPL Notebook (John)
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Hutton

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    2. chrisjdgrady
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      The thought of Villa ever having a better CS chance than Arsenal is a strange one

      But seriously, about even probably this week. I fancy Newcastle to score they gave City plenty of problems

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  7. white lightning
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    This is my wc gw2 team

    Krul (Elliott)
    Terry, Clyne, Chester (Hutton, Moore)
    Silva, Sterling, Ramsey, Fabregas, Siggy
    Costa (c), Rooney (Naismith)

    The above team leaves me with 0.0 itb. Is this wise or should I look to have at least 1.0 itb.
    For my defence should I replace Moore with Dummett or leave Moore in.
    I'm predicting a high scoring Liv/MCI game so that's why I have Sterling/Silva.
    Is this team good or is there other players worth considering like Ericksen/Tadic.

    Thanks

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  8. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Krul or Foster?

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    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Where's the funny part?

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        That someone would have that as their GK options I think

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        1. Lizard Lips
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I thought everyone had these 2 rotating!

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          1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            😉

            I'd play Krul I think

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    2. decisions
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      same combo.. have krul atm

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  9. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I love blind dates. I spent the whole time staring at her tits & she didn't even notice.

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    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      🙂 although as someone with tits (of sorts), i take offence

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    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Always date a blind girl she can never see you cheating.

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  10. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
    One boy throws his bag out the window.
    Teacher: who just threw that?!
    Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

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  11. tw
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Zep - any chance of updating us on the dead team standings? maybe weekly updates in the community roundup? 😀

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    1. Zep
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      It's close...

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  12. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    He's fat
    He's vile
    He'll sack you Gangnam Style
    Vincent Tan Vincent Tan!

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  13. Here's the manager
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I went to the butchers the other day. I bet him £50 he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said "The steaks are too high."

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    1. Mindless Freak
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Aha 🙂

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  14. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb.
    She fainted.

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Mary had a little lamb
      she tied it to a pylon
      a thousand volts shot up its arse
      so now its made of nylon

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  15. Mindless Freak
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    On Fiso Mata still not reached 100%

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    1. Danny x-factor
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Will contribute to that number shortly.

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  16. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Evil Kagawa

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  17. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Right deciding not to WC. Maybe next week we'll see

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    1. Thomass
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Or maybe I will

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      1. Fitzy.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        I think you're desperate to activate it.

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  18. amol
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Rooney(C)?

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  19. micsway
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Pick one:

    A) Vlarr
    B) Bojan
    C) Hendo

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    1. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Easy:

      BOJAN:

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    2. JMH
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Vlarr for this week but long term Hendo

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  20. JMH
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Beg
    Jones Coloccini Bruce (Debuchy,Cauker)
    Hazard (c), Erikson, Ramsey, Sigg (Albrighton)
    Rooney Jovetic D.Costa

    Any transfer suggestions?
    or save FT

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    1. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Dude Coloccini might have the best chance at a cleanie, why not play Debuchy or Caulker...not saying both, but this is not the week to hedge totally towards clean-sheet pipedreams..

      Just sayin...

      Otherwise your line-up looks copasetic.

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  21. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      But how many pounds have you lost?

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    2. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Tommy Cooper 😉

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    3. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I'm not an alcoholic, I only drinks twice a year. On my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

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    4. Lizard Lips
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Wildcarding early!

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  22. the axolotl
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    in the midst of all this jokery, can anyone spare a sensible thought re ashley young?

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  23. Team News
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    My fairy godmother once asked if i wanted a long d1ck or a long memory. I forget my response

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      stewart francis is genius. saw him in a tiny club on his tour warm up

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  24. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    'I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one". '

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    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      have u kept your xmas cracker jokes?

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  25. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Years ago, teachers faced a tough dilemma.

    If they stood at the front of the class, they could write on the blackboard, but not keep an eye on the class.

    If they stood at the back, they could keep an eye on the class, but not write on the board.

    This issue couldn't be solved, not by a long chalk.

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    1. amol
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      What's your defence?

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  26. Tommygunbud
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    When does the price change kick in and do you 'lose' money?

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    1. WilsonSD
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      2.45am and yes, if a player drops in value that is the maximum you can sell him for.

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      1. Tommygunbud
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Thanks! Young looking to drop in value then (reading comments on here suggest that!)

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    2. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      They kick in in a few hours. Yes you do lose money, just not very much.

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  27. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Tom Cleverley

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  28. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    'A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" '

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  29. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Want to hear a good joke?
    Man utd thinking they'll be in the top 4.. Lol

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      are you here all week?

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