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Our Friday regular arrives as the minutes tick down until tomorrow’s deadline. We continue with a three-part approach, taking in the weekly poll standings, the Opta player statistics and our Rate My Team projections to help steer your thoughts on the Captain conundrum.

The first section is free to view for all visitors to the site and will analyse the chief protagonists, as selected in our Gameweek poll. The latter two parts are restricted to our members, as we delve deeper into the Opta and Rate My Team data.

The Captain Poll

Chelsea dominate this week’s poll, with three of their players populating the top-four places ahead of a home encounter against promoted Leicester. Diego Costa leads the way with over 50% of the votes cast after he netted on his debut away to Burnley on Monday evening – the Spain international scored 18 of his 27 goals for Atletico Madrid at home last year and clearly offers a stronger option in front of his own fans.

Cesc Fabregas and Eden Hazard trail in Costa’s wake, with 14% and 6% respectively. The Spaniard’s 11-point haul at Turf Moor showed that, even when fielded in the Blues’ double-pivot, he has the ability to wreak havoc, while Hazard’s owners will be looking for the Belgian to replicate last season’s displays at the Bridge, where the Belgian scored 10 of his 14 league goals. Certainly, his owners will be looking for an improved display in the final third – Hazard, along with Fabregas, failed to register a single attempt against The Clarets.

One of the few Fantasy successes in United’s home defeat by Swansea, Wayne Rooney has been backed with the armband by 8%  ahead of a testing trip to Sunderland. With Robin van Persie reportedly set to feature at the Stadium of Light, though, Rooney’s 48% popularity in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game may be set for a drop as managers consider the 3%-owned Dutchman, who is likely to be handed spot-kicks by Louis van Gaal.

Gylfi Sigurdsson, Aaron Ramsey and Raheem Sterling are all fancied to continue the form that served up a goal apiece in the opening weekend. Certainly, Sigurdsson looks the most promising of the bunch here as he prepares for a home encounter with Burnley – having averaged 5.7 points per game in his first spell with Swansea, a role in “the hole” looks vital to his prospects. Ramsey and Sterling face tougher tasks, though – trips to Everton and City are far from certain to bring home the points.

Sigurdsson’s team-mate Wilfried Bony has been overlooked. The Ivorian netted 13 times in his final 18 appearances of 2013/14 yet has so far received a mere 62 votes, whilst Sergio Aguero, as the most popular City option, has so far earned less than 1% of the votes cast and looks another differential armband option capable of delivering in style.

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  1. Trajan
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    One strawberry to another " If you wouldn't of been so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam"

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  2. toerag
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    anyone holding onto young???

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    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Michael Jackson used too so they say

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      1. toerag
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        😆

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      2. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Or insert celebrity from yesteryear here

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    2. Tommygunbud
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      That's my decision at the moment, i really don't know! Sod's law if I do take him out he'll turn up with a worldly, keep him in a watch a 1-2pt return and (it looks) loss on value...

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      1. toerag
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        meh .. i know

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        1. Tommygunbud
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          But at 5.5/5.4 and near enough guaranteed starter for Utd by default, still a good price for a 'punt' if you know what I mean?

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          1. toerag
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            lets see who Butthead can buy this week eh?

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            1. toerag
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              uhuu...uhh..errr ...uhuu.. errrr.. he's called "the Gayer".

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    3. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      i am. just this week, its sink or swim. looking like a terrible mistake.

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      1. toerag
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        well with 2ft i can get DDG and young out for krul +1, think ill wait

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        1. the axolotl
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          sensible

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        2. toerag
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          he'll get 5 mins won't he 🙁

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        3. Tommygunbud
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Was thinking young > Ince due to his advanced position but that looks a short term fix? Decisions decisions...

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    4. Super PVA - Small Spuds
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Why on earth would you have him in the first place?

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      1. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        because he was brilliant pre season and we thought we were getting 1 up on numptys like you! and we were horribly horribly wrong.

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        1. Super PVA - Small Spuds
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Numptys like me captain Ivanovic and don't have Young in their team

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      2. Tommygunbud
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        To fund my sturridge Costa Rooney frontline

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      3. toerag
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        s&*t happens. Rooney Costa Studge for instance. 😀

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  3. PMz
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Start Bruce or Chambers?

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  4. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Big whoop only 6 hours and 26 minutes to go until the weekend!! These 12 hour night shifts are a bugger.

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    1. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      So you're not quite half way yet 🙁 at least you can go on FFS.

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      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Yeah am reasonably busy so need to limit my time on here or I will not get it all done.

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  5. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Mark's Team

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    1. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      is doing quite well actually

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      1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        That's the joke 😉

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      2. Pinatta
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        One round wtf

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  6. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I'm captaining Morgan and Coke

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    1. Pinatta
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      best joke evra

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      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        I'm sure I could think of something bendtner after the next drink

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  7. tw
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Thomass - why are you even considering using your WC?

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    1. Pinatta
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      why care, it;s thomas, he;s a clown anyway

      no, seriously, he is.

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    2. Super PVA - Small Spuds
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I have. I'm big potatoes though.

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  8. ola32
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    De Gea

    Cahill Pieters Hutton

    Hazard (C) Lamela Siggy Ramsey

    Rooney Dzeko Bojan

    Myhill Sterling Coloccini Pocognoli

    1FT
    0 in the bank

    Good to go for this GW or should I use my transfer?

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    1. Smudger’s Dirty Dozen
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Cap Hazard...i like it!

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    2. DIegoCosta19
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      erm

      are you seriously benching sterling? an 8.5

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      1. ola32
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        As of now, yes. Between him and Bojan, have not decided completely yet.

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  9. Here's the manager
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I just saw a chicken crossing the road.

    Poultry in motion.

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    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      LOL

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    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I just saw a piece of chewing gum crossing the road, it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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  10. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Most of these jokes are absolutely hilarious!

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    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      this one isn't very funny 😕

      😉

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      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        😀 😀

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  11. Mind över Mata
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    All set?

    Krul
    Jones, Clyne, Terry
    Siggy (vc), Mata, Eriksen, Ramsey
    Costa (c), Rooney, Dzeko

    Foster; Hutton, Marney, Wisdom

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    1. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      lovely..

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      1. Mind över Mata
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Cheers

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    2. bitterandstout
        11 years, 4 months ago

        delightful!

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      • Zep
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        We have 12 similar players... 😯

        So I like it...

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      • Kerz
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        lol I have 10 in your starting XI, 13 in your squad in common.

        Good luck let's hope it goes well...

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    3. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Pages move faster when jones are being told

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    4. camarozz
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Who ya talking to?

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      1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Repeat the same question to yourself.

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    5. DIegoCosta19
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      RMT out of 10 please, and suggest any changes you'd make as i have a wildcard activated

      LLoris

      Jones Vlaar Cyne

      Sterling Ramsey Fabregas Siggy Schurrle

      Rooney Costa (C)

      Myhill Berahino Hutton Wisdom

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      1. Pinatta
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Great team, have a good night.

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      2. jdogg
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Idbrather dzeko and a 4.5 mid than schurle and berahino.x

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      3. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Just looks like last weeks pts...

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        1. DIegoCosta19
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          I have my reasoning...

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    6. tw
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      if pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress?

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      1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        lol

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    7. HUMZAH96
        11 years, 4 months ago

        This site should be renamed to fantasybanterscout

        Just banter. Banter everywhere.

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        1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Carl Jenkinson is that you?

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          1. HUMZAH96
              11 years, 4 months ago

              Richard Keys mate.

              You see Malky? He said his text messages were banter LOL

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              1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
                • 12 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                LOL

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          2. Davido989
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Insert banter vine.

            Vine. Oh crap. I better log out.

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        2. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          If you could either go on a date with the woman you have a crush on or play 5 minutes for a football team, what football boots would you wear?

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          1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            A vine of you clapping with a turd.

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          2. Pinatta
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Purple

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        3. Lallana_
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Any advice?

          A) Chambers>Hutton
          B) Young>Ince
          C) Young>Silva, Sturridge>Bony
          D) Keep FT

          Thinking of transferring Chambers out since he's doubtful to start against Everton, the fixture isn't the greatest and Mertesacker will take his place next week anyways.

          Another issue I have is Young. If he drops, I might find it difficult to transfer him out next week. At the same time, he could do well against Sunderland so taking him out seems too reactionary.

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        4. Mind över Mata
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Why is Barbie never pregnant?

          Ken comes in a different box 🙂

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          1. Pinatta
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Lost a testicle there

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        5. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          If Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber were drowning in a swimming pool.

          What sandwich would you make?

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          1. Mind över Mata
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Haha

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          2. toerag
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            😆

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          3. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Ham

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        6. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Right going to bed, no joke. Night all.

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          1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            night

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          2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            don't let the bed bugs bite 🙂

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        7. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Took the kids to that place where all the animals are supposed to be but there was just one dog and nothing else.
          .
          .
          .
          it was a shitzu

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          1. Trajan
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            brilliant!

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        8. Here's the manager
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Just go back from my best friend's funeral. He died after being hit on the head by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.

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        9. UKG
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Bego

          Terry Lovren Debuchy

          Ramsey Fabregas Siggy Sterling

          Rooney Costa Bojan

          Myhill Young Bruce Rio

          How am I looking here? No changes from GW1, 0.5 ITB. Tempted to stick again and have 2FT's only option I am considering is Rio to Clyne for free with the fixtures and his potential but feel it's not a great move to make even for a FT?

          Other options welcomed!

          Cheers

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        10. HUMZAH96
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Would you rather YOUR TEAM win the league or YOU come first in the world on fantasy premier league?

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            1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              yes

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              1. HUMZAH96
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  Good answer

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              2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
                • 12 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                First in the world on FPL.

                My team would only get promoted to League 1

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              3. kaarekong
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                I would definitly chose my team winning the league! That team being Newcastle United, we kinda need to win something soon 🙂

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                1. HUMZAH96
                    11 years, 4 months ago

                    Haha, Newcastle looked decent against Manchester City... you need a new manager if you want to go forwards though

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                2. Fabreghastly
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  The latter

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              4. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a shitzu?

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                1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
                  • 12 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  a dogzu? 😉

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                2. Venom Snake
                  • 12 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  A line from dumb and dumber

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                3. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
                  • 12 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  Bush?

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              5. tw
                • 14 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                Aaron Ramessi - who are you captaining this week?

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                1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
                  • 12 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  not Ramsey this time 🙁

                  Sigurdsson 🙂

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              6. PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
                • 14 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                Statistically speaking, 6 out of seven dwarves aren't happy!!

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                1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  and 9 out of 10 people enjoy....oops, nearly went too far.
                  move along, nothing to see here

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              7. JMH
                • 11 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                Is captaining hazard a bad idea?

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                1. chrisjdgrady
                  • 12 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  nah

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              8. Davido989
                • 15 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                Alright I'm off. That was fun. Good luck for gameweek 2 🙂

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                1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
                  • 13 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  Good luck with the poo

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