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Our Friday regular arrives as the minutes tick down until tomorrow’s deadline. We continue with a three-part approach, taking in the weekly poll standings, the Opta player statistics and our Rate My Team projections to help steer your thoughts on the Captain conundrum.

The first section is free to view for all visitors to the site and will analyse the chief protagonists, as selected in our Gameweek poll. The latter two parts are restricted to our members, as we delve deeper into the Opta and Rate My Team data.

The Captain Poll

Chelsea dominate this week’s poll, with three of their players populating the top-four places ahead of a home encounter against promoted Leicester. Diego Costa leads the way with over 50% of the votes cast after he netted on his debut away to Burnley on Monday evening – the Spain international scored 18 of his 27 goals for Atletico Madrid at home last year and clearly offers a stronger option in front of his own fans.

Cesc Fabregas and Eden Hazard trail in Costa’s wake, with 14% and 6% respectively. The Spaniard’s 11-point haul at Turf Moor showed that, even when fielded in the Blues’ double-pivot, he has the ability to wreak havoc, while Hazard’s owners will be looking for the Belgian to replicate last season’s displays at the Bridge, where the Belgian scored 10 of his 14 league goals. Certainly, his owners will be looking for an improved display in the final third – Hazard, along with Fabregas, failed to register a single attempt against The Clarets.

One of the few Fantasy successes in United’s home defeat by Swansea, Wayne Rooney has been backed with the armband by 8%  ahead of a testing trip to Sunderland. With Robin van Persie reportedly set to feature at the Stadium of Light, though, Rooney’s 48% popularity in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game may be set for a drop as managers consider the 3%-owned Dutchman, who is likely to be handed spot-kicks by Louis van Gaal.

Gylfi Sigurdsson, Aaron Ramsey and Raheem Sterling are all fancied to continue the form that served up a goal apiece in the opening weekend. Certainly, Sigurdsson looks the most promising of the bunch here as he prepares for a home encounter with Burnley – having averaged 5.7 points per game in his first spell with Swansea, a role in “the hole” looks vital to his prospects. Ramsey and Sterling face tougher tasks, though – trips to Everton and City are far from certain to bring home the points.

Sigurdsson’s team-mate Wilfried Bony has been overlooked. The Ivorian netted 13 times in his final 18 appearances of 2013/14 yet has so far received a mere 62 votes, whilst Sergio Aguero, as the most popular City option, has so far earned less than 1% of the votes cast and looks another differential armband option capable of delivering in style.

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  1. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    What is Bruce lee's favorite drink? wataaah!

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    1. gruffyboy
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Yellow card

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    2. Fitzy.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Punch?

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  2. gruffyboy
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Here's my team:
    Foster / Krul
    PJones / Caulker / PVA / Terry / Chambers
    Mata / Sterling / Ramsey / Siggy / Mutch
    Costa / Bojan / Shrek

    I was going to leave as-is - but.....

    Mutch -> Schurrle
    PJones -> Hutton

    looks mighty tempting - what do you think, sitck or twist???

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    1. Tibidabo
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      If you do that, who will you bench?

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  3. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    What do you call a cheap circumcision?

    A rip off.

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    1. tw
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😆

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    2. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😯

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    3. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😯

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  4. BantamPhil
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    One day, Einstein, Newton, and Pascal meet up and decide to play a game of hide and seek. Einstein volunteered to be “It.” As Einstein counted, eyes closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of Einstein and drew a one meter by one meter square on the floor around himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said “I found you Newton,” but Newton replied, “No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!”.

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  5. Sadio
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Tadic Debuchy Moore

    Eriksen Rio Chester

    I'm on a card that is wild.

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    1. Sadio
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      A or B*

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      1. Grumpy Camel
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        A

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      2. SvenGoranErskine
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Tadic Chester Clyne?
        like Tadic and Eriksen not so keen on ferdinand or debuchy

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  6. Here's the manager
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I went to the doctor's the other day. He told me I had hypochondria. I said "Oh no, not that as well!"

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  7. the axolotl
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    “I’ve decided to sell my hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.”

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    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Ooft, Edinburgh one liner winner, tim vine, 2014

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      1. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        someone had to bring it 😉
        funny how the "best" line is never really all that great

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  8. Pinecone
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    N'zogbia or Bojan

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  9. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Kind Regards

    Thomass67

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    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😯

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    2. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😆

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  10. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

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  11. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    UFPL must haves?

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  12. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    How do blind people know when they're done wiping their arse?

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      the dog stops licking

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    2. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I guess they just keep going for a while.

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    3. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      They usually shower afterwards,

      some use Echolocation.

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  13. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Did you hear about the magic tractor?
    It went down the road and turned into a field..

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  14. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    how do you kill a circus?
    go for the juggler

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    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      tuckers buy their xmas crackers in lidl then? 😉

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  15. UKG
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Bego

    Terry Lovren Debuchy

    Ramsey Fabregas Siggy Sterling

    Rooney Costa Bojan

    Myhill Young Bruce Rio

    How am I looking here? No changes from GW1, 0.5 ITB. Tempted to stick again and have 2FT's only option I am considering is Rio to Clyne for free with the fixtures and his potential but feel it's not a great move to make even for a FT?

    Other options welcomed!

    Cheers.

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Hahahah nice one.

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  16. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute?

    She was really good at cooking socks.

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😀

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    2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I don't think you can do that... 😉

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      1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Eh?

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        1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I didn't know you could cook socks... 🙂

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  17. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.

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  18. Sánchez
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Watching the Women's World Cup reminded me of when I was first learning the controls to FIFA.

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    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      it was an intellectually stimulating experience?

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  19. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Off to my pit..Looking forward to watching Tadic, Cabella, deJong and co this weekend....Who will be the new 9.0 mid for 7.0...?..we'll see..

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    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      we shall indeed...night Wakey 🙂

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  20. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I'm not a gynaecologist, but I'll take a look.

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    1. Zep
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      My go to quiz team name... 😀

      Also enjoy Crouching Quiz Team Hidden Cucumber... 😉

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  21. Super John McGinn-
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Did plan to WC GW3 during the international break but think I might of changed my mind, what do you think?

    De Gea, Given
    Cahill, Caulker, NTaylor, Hutton, Wisdom
    Ramsey, Fabregas, Sterling, Siggy, Marney
    Diego Costa, Rooney, Jovetic

    0.5 ITB

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  22. 123thro
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Why do man utd have so many injuries!!?? I have 3 Man Utd players, and I'm getting more and more uneasy about Mata. Is anyone else feeling the same?

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    1. HUMZAH96
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Yeah but I'm keeping Mata for a while, see how he does. If he does more of what he did against Swansea he's out

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    2. camarozz
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Why was six afraid of seven?
      Coz seven was a well know six offender...

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      1. JoJoRed
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        I think it may have been cos 7 ate 9

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    3. Journeyguy
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Easy guys,

      I've currently got an attack that consists of..

      Coutinho Siggy Yaya Mata

      Roondog Costa Giroud

      A Mata price drop is imminent and it looks like Coutinho and Giroud are likely to drop as well.
      I'm hoping Giroud gets some points tomorrow and avoids the drop but with Coutinho playing on Monday he is most definitely going to fall. Shall I keep him or transfer him (8.0) to another midfielder like Schürrle or Tadic..

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      1. HUMZAH96
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I think you spelt Rooney wrong mate

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          1. Journeyguy
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            It's my pet name him 😛

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        • v12w12
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Tadic

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      2. Flying Assassins
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Pick 3 defenders to play this GW...

        Coloccini Hutton Debuchy PVA Wisdom

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        1. Venom Snake
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          First 3

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        2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Debuchy Hutton Colo

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        3. The King
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          First 3.

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          1. Flying Assassins
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Cheers guys that's what I had decided, just needed confirmation.

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      3. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Watching Noel.

        Absolutely shite tv programme, requires LSD to watch

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      4. Shoot
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Thoughts on this shower of shiite? Got 2.9m in the bank, considering upgrading Berahino...

        Krul (Mannone)
        Chester - Dier - Clyne (Vlaar - Lovren)
        Siggy - Ramsey - Sterling - Fabregas (Albrighton)
        Costa (c) - Rooney - Berahino

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        1. The King
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          WC? Team looks fine for this GW.

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          1. Shoot
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Yup. No patience!

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      5. Road to glory...
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 6 months ago

        I need your opinion please...

        Young ( manchester united ) or Henderson ( liverpool )

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        1. Venom Snake
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 6 months ago

          You're on a fantasy football site and you think you need to tell us which teams they play for?

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          1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Lmao...

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          2. Road to glory...
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Ok, Young or Hendeson?

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            1. HUMZAH96
                11 years, 6 months ago

                Cleverley

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                1. HUMZAH96
                    11 years, 6 months ago

                    (Manchester United)

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          3. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Mata on for the drop, Fabregas on for the rise.

            Set to make 0.3 from the early transfer...

            Just hopefully don't lose out on too many points

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            1. the axolotl
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 6 months ago

              1 match. is that enough?

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          4. WorldCupDanB
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 6 months ago

            What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs?

            Gracias

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