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The FFS UEFA group has been privileged to organize several team games for the benefit of the FFS community. You’ve experienced a variety of football-themed competitions ranging from the Transfer Window game to the Beach Soccer World Cup. For the first time in the history of Fantasy Football, we’re introducing a Fantasy Premier League (FPL)-based head-to-head cup, themed on a hockey competition. Could those involved please use the comment section in this article to discuss the tournament.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting to you – wait for it – FFS Hockey World Cup 2014.

Who is it for?

All posters of the Fantasy Football Scout community. Anyone who plays FPL can join the fun.

Hockey? What the hell is going on? How does it work?

There are 12 teams in total. Each team has 15 players each. Like FPL, there are 11 playing squad members and four on the bench.

A team’s total goals in a particular Gameweek is the sum of the 11 players’ FPL scores in that Gameweek.

Then, two teams go head-to-head and the team with the higher goals scored wins the particular clash.

When does the tournament run?

The tournament runs from Gameweek 5 to Gameweek 12, according to the real Hockey World Cup format. However, there will be a friendly round in GW4.

Where can I find more details on this tournament?

The tournament will be run on the linked spreadsheet. So be sure to bookmark the link and become familiar with its geography.

What’s unique about this tournament?

This game is aimed to bring out the “team” element to the fore, just like how it works in the real world. A team’s success isn’t dependent on one player alone after all.

As much as it’s a team game, leadership is so crucial. Each team will be led by a captain and a vice-captain, guided by a manager.

  • The manager is the know-it-all, who will answer any questions you may have during the course of the tournament. He will also have frequent strategic discussions with the captain. The manager is also the link of every team with the organizers. They have been chosen by the organizers for their valuable understanding of the game. The manager also submits his playing XI every week prior to the squad submission deadline.
  • The captain is the face of the team. He is the one who scouts the players (including vice-captain) for his team. Along with the manager, he decides the playing XI every week. Also, in the case of a tie in a particular clash, the captain’s FPL score is the tie-breaker.
  • The vice-captain will deputize for the captain in his absence and share his responsibility where apt. Every captain has either already or will be picking their vice-captains.

Live Scorecast – Over the course of the Gameweek, you will have the chance to view the live scorecards of each team (similar to Scorecast for the ICC and BSWC). This is brought to you by Pratik. More updates on this will follow.

This is how you can join a team – Introducing the Scouting Period

The scouting period for the teams runs until September 12th. Basically it’s a period when each team will be scouting for players (along with their FPL IDs). The squads will then be announced on September 13th.

You can also approach a captain, vice-captain or a manager to join the team of your interest. If you check the squad page, most of them have linked their Twitter or Email IDs. Places are likely to run off quickly. So if you’d like to express your interest, the time is now!

Let the scouting period begin!

Click here to go to the FFS UEFA Article

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  1. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    CCTV image of lorry crossing the malaysian border yesterday
    http://i.imgur.com/t0rTdAG.png

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      😯 😆

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    2. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      😆

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    3. AarÖn Özilski
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Hey I used to go college using that highway 😆

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    4. FPL Daniel
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I knew it 😛

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  2. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    4 Sep
    2130 HRS

    Dear Diary,

    What an unforgettable 24 hrs at Malaysia. I cant make up my mind how to feel now.

    I made my move into the caves somewhere near Kuala Lumpur, which was where supposedly the training camp was based at. My first audition was to climb close to a million steps (exaggerated obviously). Apparently, the dungeon at the top of the hill was where the Manager was at. As I climbed my way through, I was welcomed by Ginkapo and his monkey friends. Guess what...He ordered 3 of them to sit on my shoulders!!!

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nMJmrLTNiPo/TqtjtWzUemI/AAAAAAAAAGU/yJkYGjwQ_N4/s1600/IMG_5732.JPG

    After what seemed like eternity, I made my way up only yo be greeted by a shout of "Juuuuuuuuuuuuhuuuuuuuuuu". It was none other than my good friend also known as The Special One - Daniel. I was elated. Oh, crap i need to go in 5 mins....Let me cut to the chase.

    Inside the dungeon, I was expecting to see Manager Parmtree sitting on the golden throne. Instead, I was surprised to see captain Nate sitting on it. Not so surprising was the tattoo on his body "Nate 39 Parm 0". Immediately I looked around the dungeon, only to see the youngest manager of FFS HWC unconscious while tied to a palm tree.

    So...Nate welcomed me and led me to a roulette table nearby, which had the names of what seemed like 36 people. And I was could see my name one amongst them - #9 indeed. He told me to spin the roulette and give the ball a whirl. I was very nervous what was going to be the outcome when I landed a number. Would I suffer a fate similar to young Parm?

    I gave the ball a whirl and my fate was soon to be decided. This wait seemed even longer than earlier but alas....here was Daniel again calming me down...well kinda. He was literally dancing around with a lady who seemed completely disinterested (very attractive tho I must add)

    LET'SSSS GOOOOOO FAAKIIIIINGGGG MEENTHHAAAALLLL

    And the ball landed on #5. Jack Attack. Phew.

    After a minute of awkward staring between Nate and I, we were interrupted by an Englishman "Hi Elnino, this is the end of the audition. If you have any issues, please email us at jonty@fantasy.....co.uk"

    And, I left the dungeon. Daniel took me around downtown and then booked a chaffeur to drive me back to the airport. On the way, I got a message "Take the jet from the Twin Towers. You'll be alright. I'll see you in a bit 😉 ". It was sent in a weird shade of orange too. Not sure what to make of this, I was about to ask the chaffeur. Instead he winked back at me and said "Your jet is waiting for you, Mr El Nino"

    gtg.

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    1. Seamy
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Well that was strange :-/

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        😆 Couldn't agree more

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    2. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      😀 😆
      "Hi Elnino, this is the end of the audition. If you have any issues, please email us at jonty@fantasy.....co.uk" 😆

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    3. AarÖn Özilski
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Was I anywhere in that story ? 😀

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    4. The Machine
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Nate 39 0 parm 😆 😆 jeez

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      1. The Machine
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        😆 please email us at jonty loooool

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      2. tw
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        😆

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    5. FPL Daniel
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      numbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    New Grav Check!

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    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I think I need to zoom Pirlo's head in this

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  4. AarÖn Özilski
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Here's a picture of the Malaysian team on a van and Nate trying to impress some chicks in his favourite dress.

    http://yeinjee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/malaysia-lifestyle-002.jpg

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    1. The Machine
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      😯

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      1. AarÖn Özilski
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Dont worry, Nate. It's just a picture of normal day at Malaysia. Weird stuff happens here all the time. 😆

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        1. Costa in Wengerland
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Hahahha

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  5. The Machine
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Just a note to our feeder team Australia. Won't be requiring any more of your players.

    you may continue with your pre-season

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  6. Thomass
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Welcome to this Afternoon Press Conference with South Korean Captain Thomass

    Reporter: "Congratulations on becoming the captain of South Korea. Well deserved"
    Thomas; "Thank you very much"
    Reporter; What made you join South Korea?
    Thomas; "The history and potential of the country is massive that is why I wanted to be there".
    Reporter; How do you enjoy being a captain?
    Thomas; "I am very proud as you imagine that I'm the youngest captain in this tournament. Korea's a country with wonderful tradition and I'm very blessed to captain them".
    Reporter; This was a big step up for you, how did you manage it and will you be brave enough to take risks?
    Thomas; "I'm not afraid to take risks I like to be a brave captain. It's the same as I've managed every challenge I've faced, my path as a young coach been different to most, even know I'm young in age I've actually been playing the Fantasy Premier League which has lots of similarities to budgets, I've been working on captaincy for the last 4 years and leading from the front, what helped me was the inspiration of Granville who told me when I was in England with my South Africa boys take my coaching badges where I spend nearly 3 months working their. When I look at the age I don't really mind because it doesn't tell anything".
    Reporter; What are your future ambitions?
    Thomas; "I want to go from strength to strength. I have learnt enough lessons in the first season of TWS as the Head Coach of Cardiff. I would like to become a future captain in all tournaments and I would love to become an owner of a club next season. I believe I am a born leader"
    Reporter: Thanks for your time Thomas. That ends the press conference, thank you for joining in.

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    1. Thomass
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      It's management skills not budgets

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      1. Clam. ☘️
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        What age are Thomass?

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        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Does it matter you lose the ability to judge people once you start posting on a fantasy football website anyway 🙂

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          1. Clam. ☘️
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Very true mate. Although I just wanted to find out if I am a younger captain than Thomass

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            1. Elniñorules
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 10 months ago

              14/15 years. Yourself?

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              1. Clam. ☘️
                • 11 Years
                11 years, 10 months ago

                Oh wow that is young! I'm 18.

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                1. Elniñorules
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  11 years, 10 months ago

                  Haha I can't say I blame your reaction 😆

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    2. The Shadow
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I'm so proud. I feel like Sir Alex must have felt watching Ryan Giggs give his first presser.

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      1. Thomass
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Boss what's the latest on our last recruit?

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        1. The Shadow
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          I'm tied up today, just checking in on a break. We'll have to discuss later.

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    3. JT's Dog
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Stopped reading at thomass

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      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        🙂

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    4. Tony Hibbert's Shootin…
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Strange how Thomass and "the reporter" have a similar speaking style 😛 Is that a regional dialect? 😆

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        😆

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  7. RocketMan
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    If at first you don't succeed... what should you do?

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    1. RocketMan
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      WILDCARD BABYYYYYYY

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  8. King H
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Is Moreno nailed ?

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    1. RocketMan
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      yep

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      1. King H
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Thanks mate

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      2. RocketMan
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        may get rested every now and again after a champions league match but no more than anyone else in the CL

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        1. King H
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Thoughts on this team Rocketman ?

          Begovic
          Jones Alderweird Moreno
          Cesc Sterling Di Maria Siggy
          Costa Falcao Welbeck

          Gilks Wisdom Naylor Moore

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  9. Ginkapo FPL
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    My agent informs me that I have an offer on the table to defect to a different team. I must say the offer includes a rather enticing suggestion for a username change.

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    1. The Machine
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      What do you value more ginks, username or glory? 😉

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Username and Grav. No one remembers the winners.

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        1. The Machine
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          looks likeyou've made your mind up, where you headed 🙁 ?

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Offer is from Australia to be Ginkagaroo ... thats inspired.

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 10 months ago

              *Ginkangaroo

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            2. The Machine
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 10 months ago

              haha Australians taking the cheap route to square things, i'll do the talking on the pitch

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              1. SW6
                • 13 Years
                11 years, 10 months ago

                😉

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                1. Elniñorules
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  11 years, 10 months ago

                  Hahaha....Karma's a bitch!

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                  1. JT's Dog
                    11 years, 10 months ago

                    Really? do you have this karmas phone number

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                    1. Gnu
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 16 Years
                      11 years, 10 months ago

                      🙂

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              2. The Finnisher
                • 14 Years
                11 years, 10 months ago

                Replacing JOA with Ginkapo...like replacing Henry with Sanogo.

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Any latest rumors on this front?

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  10. King H
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Out For a drink with a few pals from work. This girl in my team is giving me the eyes ..

    Do I ?
    Don't I ?

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    1. Olivier Bernards watch
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      depends. Who does she have in defence?

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      1. Venom Snake
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Haha I cracked up after reading this

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    2. AarÖn Özilski
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Not for a hit.

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      1. King H
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Muhahahaha ... She wants it .. a gotta give it to her 😉

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    3. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I wonder if she realises your asking a bunch of strangers on a forum what to do?
      I'm sure she'd be impressed!

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  11. soumyeah
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    I am available, albeit mildly confused.

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    1. Olivier Bernards watch
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      me too. I also enjoy long walks in the park.

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    2. soumyeah
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      This here game is more than the rep you carry, the corner you hold. You gotta be fierce, I know that, but more than that, you gotta show some flex, give and take on both sides.

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      1. Olivier Bernards watch
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        what he said.

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    3. Sunny 😎
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Guys link your team, it'll help you and get in touch with the managers of teams who still have free spots.

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      1. soumyeah
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        thanks.. i've made my humble request to the land of unity and freedom.

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  12. DonTheSpecialOne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Vamos Vamos Argentina,
    Vamos Vamos a ganar,
    Que esta barra quilombera,
    No te deja no te deja de alentar.

    http://youtu.be/4J3yV9hv-gE

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    1. Sunny 😎
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Brasil decime que se sente 😀

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    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Go team Argentina

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      1. Sunny 😎
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        It's Vamos Argentina. C'mon Spectrum you need to get the hang of things 😛

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  13. Olivier Bernards watch
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Don't see any other representatives here, so

    ENG-GER-LAND!!!

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  14. The Machine
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    BREAKING NEWS: malaysia complete their final signing. A " Renowned FPL player trying to master the art of Eliteness."

    Yup you guessed it, Acquafresca!!

    Doors closed, unless someone decides to leave

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    1. The Shadow
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Thank goodness. I was afraid they were going to land somebody good.

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Both Canadians emigrate to Malaysia then! Good luck adjusting to the heat there boys, it's torrid 😆

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        And if Gink does move, certainly looks Acqua might not be the last player in the team 😉

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        1. The Machine
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          pau*******484@hotmail.com is the way to contact zep right?

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          1. Arvin-ation
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Yes.

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    3. JT's Dog
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Good job England let some new faces in I suppose

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  15. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    JKrohn-Delhi and Ginkapo St. Ledger (c) in the same team?

    The flair-ometer can;t handle it

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Negotations lend themselves to suggesting this is the reason why I am wanted as part of the Austrialia squad.

      I am confused though, has no one actually looked at my team?

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        I only knew of this offer about an hour ago

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      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Other than Dorrans, not a lot wrong with it.

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Thats not a bad team, unfortunately its not mine. Try my link now

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            still seen worse

            Though there are a few issues

            Young, Chambers, Dummett, Barton and Schurrle

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 10 months ago

              Young is now Sterling.

              I see no issue with Chambers, Barton or Schurrle! Ok fair enough there is a healthy dose of flair in there.

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              1. Solenya
                • 14 Years
                11 years, 10 months ago

                Sterling + Porridge with those fixtures isn't bad either

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                1. Lawrø
                  • 14 Years
                  11 years, 10 months ago

                  Welcome aboard Aliminator!

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                  1. Solenya
                    • 14 Years
                    11 years, 10 months ago

                    Why, thank you Lawro 🙂

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          2. Lawrø
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            As you implied with your advice a few pages back every squad needs it'snon template flair teams as differentials... Although I am disappointed at the lack of Kolarov 🙁

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 10 months ago

              Have you seen his price this year? I cried for three days after seeing the prices.

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              1. Lawrø
                • 14 Years
                11 years, 10 months ago

                He'd be worth it if Pellegrini came to his senses and played him week in week out! 😀

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                1. Ginkapo FPL
                  • 14 Years
                  11 years, 10 months ago

                  City aren't tight enough at the back anymore 🙁 Pellegrini has really let things slide, get Pulis in.

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                  1. Lawrø
                    • 14 Years
                    11 years, 10 months ago

                    They'll tighten up soon enough... besides cleansheets are a bonus for Kolarov he earns most of his points through attacking returns! 😀

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                    1. 4vets
                      • 15 Years
                      11 years, 10 months ago

                      Kolorov vs Moreno Lawro? I know who I'd pick.

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                      1. Lawrø
                        • 14 Years
                        11 years, 10 months ago

                        I'd pick Lovren!

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  16. 4vets
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Ginks, sod the user name. Just look at who your team mates may be. I know who I'd chose 🙂

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I accept GinkaPoirot it is. 😎

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        If only 🙁

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      2. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Genk-apo?

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  17. SW6
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Aussie Aussie Aussie!

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Oik, oik, oik? What ho!

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        I thought it would be some clever rather than the truthful obvious 😕

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        1. AarÖn Özilski
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          It's just the beginning Vets.. wait till things get spice up..

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      2. SW6
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        http://i.imgur.com/Gmva6jZ.png?1

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        1. AarÖn Özilski
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Amateur paint work 😆

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    2. Lawrø
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Oi! Oi! Oi!

      On a related note, today in rural England I was walking along minding my own business when I hear an Australian accent say "Are you local?'' I turned around to find an Australian couple of which one was wearing a cork hat! I couldn't help but laugh, it's extremely rare to get a tourist in my area let alone an Australian wearing a cork hat, it was unbelievably fitting!

      http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/i/m/image_5412.jpg

      He was clearly very eager to show he was Australian!

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      1. JT's Dog
        11 years, 10 months ago

        What you doing in England
        Get off my land

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      2. SW6
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        I think it's a sign you're in the right team Lawro 😉

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    3. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      ey ey ey

      broooooooooooooo

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  18. Ellipsis
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    BREAKING NEWS - OFFICIAL TEAM ARGENTINA ANNOUNCEMENT!

    Buenos tardes Gauchos, Ladies and Gentlemen!

    It's day four of recruitment and whilst some teams have very quickly filled their squads we have been somewhat more selective. In Argentina we pick only the best grapes to make our world class wines and why would we treat a world class team any differently?

    We believe that working together as a team we have hand picked some of the finest players available. Whilst some have smashed through the vinyards in your clumbsy combines at break neck speeds you have missed some of the best picks from the bunch.

    We announce today 4 new fantastic signings to team Argentina...

    Our first of the 4 is a real man of virtue and valour... he is fearless and couragous on the field of play and brings great experience...please welcome to team Argentina: Valar!

    Secondly is a guy who certainly known around these parts, he brings a wealth of experience and is a top quality manager and thinker of the beautiful game, please welcome Yes the Sess!

    Thridly is our man that topped the shortlist from applicants applying by email. We felt as a team it was important that lesser known members of the community get their chance to be involved. The feedback from the squad was that this was our man...we're very pleased and proud to unveil the signing of PKB who given his current form should do us proud in the tournament!

    Lastly but by no means least a well respected regular on the boards, we're confident that his knowledge and great management will be invaluable for the campaign...ladies and gentlemen....Wilshire Knowledge!

    We have a mere 2 spots remaining to fill...our scouts are out in the fields scouring high and low for our remaining targets and sifting through reams of CV's from managers around the world. Who will pick up these last 2 precious spots...only time will tell!

    Things are shaping up nicely and the mood in the camp is very positive with everyone working together for the ultimate goal...victory!

    Thank you ladies and gentlemen that concludes todays announcement, thank you and good night!

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    1. JT's Dog
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Wine is for wimps
      We only drink real ale in England
      Shove your grapes up yir arse

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        England Beer today gone tomorrow

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        1. JT's Dog
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Real ale my son
          Beer is for wimps

          Real ale made from rocks from Camelot castle

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      2. Ellipsis
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Sour grapes? We drink it by the pint...see you under the table 😛

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        1. JT's Dog
          11 years, 10 months ago

          I'm not that kind of dog

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    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Vamos

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    3. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      TL: DR

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        I lied, just read it 🙂

        Now if can combine wine, mussels and frites, that would be some special mix.

        Oh, we already do that in Belgium 🙂

        Happy days!

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        1. Ellipsis
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Glad you got through it! Moules frites is a peasant dish but not bad. We'll serve you a steak and give you a version with more pictures in it for the next presser 😀

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          1. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            I have a friend who's been to Argentina and raved about the beef. I am slightly jealous.

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        2. Sunny 😎
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Whatever you do, we do better both on and off the field 😛

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          1. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            😆

            Best joke tonight!

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            1. DonTheSpecialOne
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 10 months ago

              We'll se Vets

              😎

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        3. Reedy
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Wine, mussels and frites? I thought you just had De Bruyne, Brussels and spritz.

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          1. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            This is hockey, you fool!

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            1. Reedy
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 10 months ago

              Then I am out of my depth 😆 How many play aside? I don't even know...

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              1. 4vets
                • 15 Years
                11 years, 10 months ago

                At a guess, between 1 and 15 🙂

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                1. Reedy
                  • 15 Years
                  11 years, 10 months ago

                  Cheers haha

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    4. Sunny 😎
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Vamos Argentina!

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    5. Lawrø
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Wilshere*

      😀

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    6. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Cough Cough

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      1. JT's Dog
        11 years, 10 months ago

        I have some vague recollection of you emailing me for place, i also have feeling I may not have replied. Apologies if this is case, I lost track of people on email trying to sort them between work n home

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    7. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Excellente!

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  19. Get up ya bum
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    One for the ladies 😀
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXwZxzbZw4c

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    1. The Machine
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Team check (ignore this if you're not a member of team malaysia)

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  20. Saniul
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Well, this has been already a couple of days since we officially closed our recruitment, but here, I would like to announce that the official 14-man roster will be declared right now.

    Firstly, the five of my former teammates for Team Oranje in the FFS World Cup, where the team did one step better than their actual counterparts, and went into the final. My four teammates, No Association, Pompeyfan, Snake Juice and iCon, and also our manager, HVT will look to carry forward their succesful partnership with me, and surely go one step better this time.

    Next comes, Timtastic03, not a very regular poster but someone who I chose just because of an amazing FPL record. Same goes for MJ6987, someone with four top 10k in five years, an astounding FPL performance record.

    Some DZ members next. Siva Mohan, the resident newsmaster, Djerbil and also Kuqi Monster who help keep the place alive during these hours. Honestly, Zep got all the rest of them. 😉

    Next comes The Fantasy Freak and Irish Madridista, two more popular faces around these places. More posters = More amazing banter. And also, Reedy, hope you'll do better than you did with Team Italy.

    Last, but not the least, our 14th member is one of your favorite moderators, Roscola. Standout performer during the WCF, he brings more than just the #3 stamp on the table.

    And well, if you're still not convinced by the prowess of the Oranje, watch us during the GW4 as we will crush world-beaters Team Australia.

    Cheers,
    Saniul.
    Manager- Team Oranje.

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    1. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      See you in matchday 5 😀

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      1. Saniul
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Oh well, would have loved to have you lot on my team, but now, would love to thrash you even more 😎

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        1. President John F. Keninnsie
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Im sure we'll have the opportunity to work together in the future, don't be too upset if we beat you this time 😉

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          1. Saniul
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Same goes for you. 😉

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    2. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Some quality recruiting there Saniul!

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    3. NABIL - FPL otai
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      About time for an announcement.. Very nice summary, Mr. Gaffer.

      Intensive training is following schedule.. and our Scouts are doing their job excellently and will provide with the updates in no time.

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Quality posters there. My second favourite team 😉

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        1. NABIL - FPL otai
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Cheers, man. And your 1st favourite team must be the land of the long white cloud, aite? 😉

          See in GMAtchday 5! Hopefully it's not gonna be a group decider...

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          1. Get up ya bum
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            😎

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    4. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Mighty impressive 🙂

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    5. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      What a country .. Smoke them and Bang them and its Legal ..

      Hup Hup

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    6. Kuqi Monster
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      what a lineup! do we have a resident photoshop guru among our midst? grav could do with a sprinkle of orange...

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      1. Saniul
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Ask Zep, and be nice. 😉

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      2. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        I could give it a bash if you let me know what you want? Or have you approached Zep...he'll do a better job no doubt.

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    7. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Very pleased to be a part of this funky oranje set-up. 🙂

      As for my performance with Italy, the less said about the McShite game the better! But we're back to FPL now...so let's do this thing.

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  21. Get up ya bum
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Kiwis vs Aussies
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTwAoFR4DuM

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Haha! Cop that big willie. Kidwell pumped!

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  22. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Has Thomass been sacked yet?

    Kind Regards

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    1. Saniul
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Lel.

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    2. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      He was traded for a bag of pork scratchings but unfortunately during a tram meeting down the pork the scratchings were accidentally ingested by squad players

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      1. BeachBadger
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Team meeting

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        1. Namtab Nomolos
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Just to clear it up, Tram Mi Ting is our physio.

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    3. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Happy to report that after a brief leadership coup led by the former bag of pork scratching, Thomass continues as our captain and has the full backing of the board and players.

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  23. NABIL - FPL otai
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Wait, ENR has joined Team Malaysia?? Wow, that's some serious coup. I thought that team is full already, at least according to spreadsheet. Unless, Nate decided to be non-playing manager..

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Didnt get through the audition. Jonty's message in the post above suggests so 😉

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      1. Saniul
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        And we haven't chosen the 15th man yet. You know why. 😉

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Haha. More to be revealed in the next post!

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      2. NABIL - FPL otai
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Aah, my mistake. So the last spot went to Acqua. Saniul should be jumping in joy right now. 😛

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    2. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      #moneytalks
      😉

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  24. Scoredelario
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Emails sent.

    Bags packed.

    Boots polished.

    Now I just have to wait and see which plane I'm getting on 😀 if I don't get in a team I'll just go on holiday.

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    1. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I'm going to laugh at you when you arrive at the Hokey Pokey tournament wearing your swimming trunks thinking this is the Beach WC.

      lol

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      1. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Swimking trunks?!

        Beadh WC?!

        Don't be silly, I'm fully aware that this is the international nudist convention.

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        1. Scoredelario
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Oh wow nice typos to destroy any hope of that being funny. 😯 😆

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          1. Christina.
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Sounds like you are pissed already.

            That's the spirit!

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      All aboard!

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    3. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Your grav sets the tone alright.

      Damn straight.

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  25. SpaceCadet
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Play JWP or siggy this gw?

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  26. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Predictions Time

    Who is going to win the World Cup?

    Who will be the surprise package?

    Which team are you most afraid to face?

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    1. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      NZ
      N/A
      None.

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        I concur

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      2. Arvin-ation
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        +1 😎

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      3. Billy Gilmore
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        +42

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      4. Zep
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        This 😎

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      5. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        ^This is what Forca would call sheeeeeeeeeeeep

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        1. BeachBadger
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          😆

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      6. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        😎

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      7. Ryan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        I agree, baaaa

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Belgium
      Belgium
      None

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    3. The Missing Link
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      South Africa
      Germany
      India

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    4. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Thomass67
      The package of pork scratchings
      Price Rises - The German manager

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  27. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Also

    The final post of my Dear Diary series coming up in a couple of hours.

    Brace yourselves!

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    1. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      nice

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    2. NABIL - FPL otai
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      The transfer saga continues...

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  28. Coaly
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Does this need any changes? On WC.

    Krul (4.0)
    Ivan Moreno Clyne (Naylor Duff)
    Fab Ramsey Sterling Sig (JWP)
    Kun Costa Naismith

    0 itb

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    1. NABIL - FPL otai
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Nice team. Bu tif I'm on WC I won't get Naismith and leave nothing itb. Hard to upgrade if needed. Maybe downgrade the D a bit.

      You know what, ignore me. The team is well set up already.

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      1. Coaly
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Haha thanks!

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  29. NABIL - FPL otai
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Alright then, time to play some balls with the kid.

    Adios amigos

    p/s: I'm not in Team Spain 😉

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  30. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Does anyone actually recognise the beautiful woman in my grav?

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Ms Pale, Graziano's missus?? 😛

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