[sbu_large_image] Preamble
13 December 2014 3357 comments
Mark Mark
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It was inevitable that I’d end up signing Edin Dzeko at some point. It’s just a shame that the Fantasy Gods had to twang Sergio Aguero’s knee and de-rail City’s title challenge to make it happen.

Dzeko is a weakness of mine. Looking back on my Gameweek 1 Preamble, I’m somewhat amazed at my oversight: I left his acquisition out of my season predictions.

I partly blame the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) for feeding this alarming habit. Every season they price him up in such a tantalising way – a bit-part valuation for a player who, every year, always seems to get the opportunity to play more than a just a cameo role.

The simplest of statistics tell us that this looks to be the worst time to take a chance on Dzeko. After huffing and puffing in Rome, he’s now gone 10 games without a goal. Blank at Leicester and he’ll equal his longest drought of his City career – the 11 games from November 2011 to January 2012.

Here’s the counter-argument, however. Of those 10 matches, Dzeko started six, playing 90 minutes just once. In four of those 10, Dzeko has played less than half an hour. So Dzeko’s form guide is a nice stat to roll out to underline the potential cost of Aguero’s absence, but the Bosnian has hardly been given the opportunity to replicate last season’s form that earned him 16 goals in 31 league appearances.

Despite this reassurance and the player’s own overwhelming confidence, Dzeko doesn’t look ready to prop up City’s title tilt just yet. While he ran his proverbials off in Rome, he looked more than a yard short.

My only hope is that, with David Silva returning and Samir Nasri in bloom, Dzeko won’t need to pluck “worldies” out of the air to score points. It’s straw clutching, but not without logic: when it comes to presenting goals on a platter, those two are midfield servers of the highest pedigree. Indeed – forget Silva – both Nasri and James Milner are creating a goalscoring chance every 25 minutes this season – faster than any other midfielders in the league.

Some dare to label Dzeko a β€œdonkey” and, even if I go with that opinion, I have to conclude that he’ll be a very well-fed donkey – like the tubby kid in the nativity play. Let’s stretch this festive analogy further: Aguero is City’s Joseph but he’s cried off with tummy ache, leaving Dzeko and his hind legs and the three Wise Men (Silva, Nasri and Milner) to save the show. Can they pull it off?

There are plenty of skeptics; many who say that City will struggle against an opposition without Aguero. That’s certainly been in evidence: at times, Aguero has dragged City to wins and draws. However, Silva’s influence is also significant and the importance of his return cannot be underestimated.

City have also been here before: they won 11 of 15 league outings without Aguero last season. The Argentine missed two major periods – ironically last Christmas from Gameweek 17-21 (I bought Dzeko then, too) and a few weeks later, from Gameweek 24-33. Without Aguero in the side, Dzeko scored six goals in 10 starts over those spells.

So there you have it. The case I used to convince myself to sign Dzeko when, in all honesty, it was probably out of my control anyway.

Last Christmas I gave him a start and the very next day I regretted it. I wonder if I’ll feel the same come today’s final whistle in Leicester. I wonder if I’ll kick myself for ignoring Georgie Boyd when he’s been so good to me.

What’s really scaring me now, however, is that this transfer gives me the funds to fetch in Aleks Kolarov at the back. Somebody stop me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Updated

    1. Defcons are for Kinnear
      • 12 Years
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      😑

  2. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    updated

  3. Kryten
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Any city fans know how many starts clichy will get over the next few weeks

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I don't think any of us have a clue tbh. It will depend on the opposition, Clichy is always preferred against a fast winger

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      how they hell would they know?

  4. KickIt
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Foster
    Baines Azpi Naylor
    Hazard(C) Sanchez(VC) Siggy Downing Nasri
    Dzeko Costa

    Hoping this team does the business!!!

  5. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Captains round up?

    Lukaku(C) here. Hazard Vice.

    1. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hazard. Think it's the only time I've not gambled on the safe options of Costa/Aguero...

    2. Beatle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hazard

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Dzeko (C) Hazard Vice

    4. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Haz.

      1. HP.
        • 12 Years
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        Haz (c), Lukaku (vc)

    5. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Austin(c), Hazza(vc)

    6. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hazard

  6. SweeSwee
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Taking an awfully long time to update today...

  7. nosejob
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    What time is game available to view again, after being updated? Thanks

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      now

      1. nosejob
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Not on my screen it's not!

        1. Fitzy.
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Here we go...

  8. Zombie
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Germany vs. Australia hockey champions trophy semis is a nice way to warm up for the evening!!!

  9. Heels_Over_Head
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    3 hours to make transfers before the 1st game starts, awesome. Looking forward to see how many people make them thinking they're still for this week.

    1. Beatle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      ??? Deadline has passed

      1. Beatle
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        actually never mind

  10. Kerrazy
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    wish i was Ballsy enough to (C)Sakho

  11. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Top of my ML made 3 transfers, and still has 3 suspended players πŸ˜†

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      same

      pretty sure we're not in the same ML

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        * made 4 transfers and still has 3 suspend players

  12. FPL Touches
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    TV taken a hammering this week, still at 105.5 though. I'm wealthy. πŸ™‚

    'Tremendous cream'

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      You will be visited by three ghosts

    2. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I thought you were talking about your television to start with...

    3. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      £105.0m here, minted πŸ˜‰

  13. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    All my rivals went for Hazard (c). What a dull players they are.

  14. Heels_Over_Head
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    38,761 wildcards forfeited 5 weeks before the january WC

    1. Matt
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I'm not even mad.

  15. FPLEL
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Rival brought in RVP and captained, it's ging to be an interesting GW..

  16. ZakAFC_
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Late decision to captain Hazard over Costa. Better do well.

  17. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Top 50 (C) Stats :

    Hazard : 29
    Costa : 14
    Sanchez : 3
    Dzeko : 2
    Rooney : 1
    Bony : 1

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      None for Yaya...weird considering they chose Dzeko

      1. Timtastic03
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I don't have Yaya πŸ˜‰

  18. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Damn feels like i'm the only who didn't buy Dzeko in my league, shitting my pants now

    1. mipola
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Don't worry, he won't score.

  19. Prince of Persia
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Should I be scared as a Hazard non-owner?

    1. Kerrazy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      u should.

    2. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I hope so πŸ˜€

    3. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yes.

  20. Le Limpar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Why do people announce their vice captains? It comes into play about once a season.
    Is it to show you considered them for captain, but went for someone else?

    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      There are a lot of things that people do on here that make no sense...

  21. Kerrazy
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    austin suspended until 21 dec. does that mean he misses 2 games or 1 ?

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Just 1.

      1. Kerrazy
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        okay, thanks.

      2. Kerrazy
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        same goes with Chamo then?

        1. Forza
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Yeah, 2 YCs is only 1 game out.

    2. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      1

  22. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Updated.

    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hmmm... Dial up

  23. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Hazard(c) looks like a juicy differential in my mini-league, lets hope he delivers.

    A little worried about Yaya though...

    1. mipola
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hate that troll.

      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        A nice pen save from Hamer would do justice after last season. πŸ˜‰

    2. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Silva's back, Yaya will be occupied at CDM with Cambiasso and Drinkwater.

      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Hope so, or maybe he won't play at all? πŸ˜‰

        Fernandinho and Fernando were great against Roma.

    3. Kerrazy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      its not in the bigger scope tho. almost all in the top 100 in the world captained either Hazard/Costa

      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Unfortunately i'm not in the top 100...

  24. megatronaldinho
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    on a WC and i end up rollin with three swans against tottenham. trying to construct a slightly more lasting squad will cost me in the short term. if i met someone named prudence now i'd probably burn her at the stake. what with her name being prudence i doubt that the seventeenth century wud have yet passed so amply kindled stakes are probably in every village green :/

  25. Coaly
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Big benching dilemmas next week:

    a) Wisdom (qpr) or Dummett (SUN)
    b) Play one of Siggy (hul), Eriksen (BUR), Sakho (LEI) and Austin (WBA)

    Cheers

    1. Coaly
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      b *BENCH one of them!

    2. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      A) dummett
      b) siggy by a mile

    3. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Seriously? Just wait for the games for gawd sake. What a waste of times these questions are....

      1. Coaly
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Feck awf

    4. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Dummett and bench Siggy.

      1. Coaly
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        What I'm on, cheers

  26. Le Limpar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Top 4 in my ML all went Alexis(c)

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      and you?

  27. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Top 50 Template Team :

    Foster (14)
    Baines (27) Hutton (19) N.Taylor (17)
    Sanchez(47) Hazard (40) Siggy (40) Downing (26) YYT (23)
    Costa(37) Bony (26)

    ()= No of teams owning player in Top 50

    1. nevertrustbony
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Sitting at 52nd I have that exact attack with rooney instead of costa.

  28. Arse Craic
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Yaya 5th yellow card incoming.

    1. Kerrazy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      no worries i got Austin/Chambo coming in next gw πŸ˜€

    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Please please please....

  29. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Christ, pretty much everybody in my money league has brought in Yaya this week.

  30. Tatty Bojangles
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    All I want for Christmas is a 5th YC for Yaya Toure.

    ...and a BMX.

    1. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I hope you get the BMX πŸ˜‰