[sbu_large_image] Preamble
13 December 2014 3357 comments
Mark Mark
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It was inevitable that I’d end up signing Edin Dzeko at some point. It’s just a shame that the Fantasy Gods had to twang Sergio Aguero’s knee and de-rail City’s title challenge to make it happen.

Dzeko is a weakness of mine. Looking back on my Gameweek 1 Preamble, I’m somewhat amazed at my oversight: I left his acquisition out of my season predictions.

I partly blame the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) for feeding this alarming habit. Every season they price him up in such a tantalising way – a bit-part valuation for a player who, every year, always seems to get the opportunity to play more than a just a cameo role.

The simplest of statistics tell us that this looks to be the worst time to take a chance on Dzeko. After huffing and puffing in Rome, he’s now gone 10 games without a goal. Blank at Leicester and he’ll equal his longest drought of his City career – the 11 games from November 2011 to January 2012.

Here’s the counter-argument, however. Of those 10 matches, Dzeko started six, playing 90 minutes just once. In four of those 10, Dzeko has played less than half an hour. So Dzeko’s form guide is a nice stat to roll out to underline the potential cost of Aguero’s absence, but the Bosnian has hardly been given the opportunity to replicate last season’s form that earned him 16 goals in 31 league appearances.

Despite this reassurance and the player’s own overwhelming confidence, Dzeko doesn’t look ready to prop up City’s title tilt just yet. While he ran his proverbials off in Rome, he looked more than a yard short.

My only hope is that, with David Silva returning and Samir Nasri in bloom, Dzeko won’t need to pluck “worldies” out of the air to score points. It’s straw clutching, but not without logic: when it comes to presenting goals on a platter, those two are midfield servers of the highest pedigree. Indeed – forget Silva – both Nasri and James Milner are creating a goalscoring chance every 25 minutes this season – faster than any other midfielders in the league.

Some dare to label Dzeko a “donkey” and, even if I go with that opinion, I have to conclude that he’ll be a very well-fed donkey – like the tubby kid in the nativity play. Let’s stretch this festive analogy further: Aguero is City’s Joseph but he’s cried off with tummy ache, leaving Dzeko and his hind legs and the three Wise Men (Silva, Nasri and Milner) to save the show. Can they pull it off?

There are plenty of skeptics; many who say that City will struggle against an opposition without Aguero. That’s certainly been in evidence: at times, Aguero has dragged City to wins and draws. However, Silva’s influence is also significant and the importance of his return cannot be underestimated.

City have also been here before: they won 11 of 15 league outings without Aguero last season. The Argentine missed two major periods – ironically last Christmas from Gameweek 17-21 (I bought Dzeko then, too) and a few weeks later, from Gameweek 24-33. Without Aguero in the side, Dzeko scored six goals in 10 starts over those spells.

So there you have it. The case I used to convince myself to sign Dzeko when, in all honesty, it was probably out of my control anyway.

Last Christmas I gave him a start and the very next day I regretted it. I wonder if I’ll feel the same come today’s final whistle in Leicester. I wonder if I’ll kick myself for ignoring Georgie Boyd when he’s been so good to me.

What’s really scaring me now, however, is that this transfer gives me the funds to fetch in Aleks Kolarov at the back. Somebody stop me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    😯
    😯
    😯
    😯
    😯

    Did not expect that......

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
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      .... 😎

    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      what

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        ....that team news....

    3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      seen yourself in the mirror?

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Reported

  2. Mary
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    why is there no demi time?

    1. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      He's been banned

      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        why?

      2. Messi & fabregas
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        what for?

      3. In Like Flynn.
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        No he hasn't.

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      There is no Demi.

  3. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Here we go

  4. 50shades of o'shea
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Dzeko PLEASE!!!!!!!!

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Check out livescore app. Dzeko is starting .

  5. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Please start Edin

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yep. He's starting.

  6. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    No Aguero

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      troll

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        He's playing.....will get a peno as well....

    2. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
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      😮

    3. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      😛

  7. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Teams are already out on livescore

  8. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Getting this in early

    lol @everyone who owns someone who gets loled @

    1. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
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      Lol

  9. Jairzinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Aston Villa FC ‏@AVFCOfficial now
    #AVFC (v @WBAFCOfficial): Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Clark, Cissokho, Sanchez, Richardson, Cleverley, N’Zogbia, Agbonlahor, Benteke. #AVFCLIVE

    1. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
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      Guzan!!!!

    2. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      the much awaited lineup 😆

  10. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
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    Will Zola start for Chelsea?

  11. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
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    I'm a Demi-wannabe - watch me rise to stardom.

  12. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    #AVFC (v @WBAFCOfficial): Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Clark, Cissokho, Sanchez, Richardson, Cleverley, N’Zogbia, Agbonlahor, Benteke. #AVFCLIVE

    1. tm245
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Let's go Tekkers!

    2. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      But I got there first!! Why is this one green??

    3. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Jairizinho posted it before...

  13. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    here we go, here we go, here we gooooo

  14. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    @AVFCOfficial: #AVFC (v @WBAFCOfficial): Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Clark, Cissokho, Sanchez, Richardson, Cleverley, N’Zogbia, Agbonlahor, Benteke. #AVFCLIVE

  15. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    #AVFC (v @WBAFCofficial): Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Clark, Cissokho, Sanchez, Richardson, Cleverley, N’Zogbia, Agbonlahor, Benteke. #AVFCLIVE

  16. Sunny 😎
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    #AVFC (v @WBAFCOfficial): Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Clark, Cissokho, Sanchez, Richardson, Cleverley, N’Zogbia, Agbonlahor, Benteke. #AVFCLIVE

  17. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    TEAMS: #WHUFC manager Sam Allardyce makes one change, with @iamdiafrasakho replacing @EnnerValencia14 in the starting XI

  18. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    #AVFC subs (v @WBAFCofficial): Given, Weimann, Delph, Vlaar, Lowton, Grealish, Herd. #AVFCLIVE

  19. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Sakho starts.

  20. Jairzinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    #AVFC subs (v @WBAFCofficial): Given, Weimann, Delph, Vlaar, Lowton, Grealish, Herd. #AVFCLIVE

  21. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    TEAMS: #WHUFC manager Sam Allardyce makes one change, with @iamdiafrasakho replacing @EnnerValencia14 in the starting XI #SUNWHU

    1. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Brilliant!

  22. Jairzinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    TEAMS: #WHUFC: Adrian, Jenkinson, Tomkins, Reid, Cresswell, Song, Kouyate, Nolan (c), Downing, Sakho, Carroll #SUNWHU

  23. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    TEAMS: @SunderlandAFC also make one change, with Cattermole replacing Bridcutt in defensive midfield #SUNWHU

  24. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    TEAMS: #WHUFC: Adrian, Jenkinson, Tomkins, Reid, Cresswell, Song, Kouyate, Nolan (c), Downing, Sakho, Carroll #SUNWHU

    1. Arvin-ation
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      I guess I'm not going to be famous 🙁

  25. Defcons are for Kinnear
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    Can someone tell Hazard that his wife/gf has gone into labour. No time for questions. Just go

  26. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    • 14 Years
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    Can we just leave it to Your Mum's Athletic please

  27. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
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    20 Aston Villa lineups, nice one.

  28. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    @whufc_official: TEAMS: #WHUFC: Adrian, Jenkinson, Tomkins, Reid, Cresswell, Song, Kouyate, Nolan (c), Downing, Sakho, Carroll #SUNWHU

  29. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    TEAMS: #WHUFC: Adrian, Jenkinson, Tomkins, Reid, Cresswell, Song, Kouyate, Nolan (c), Downing, Sakho, Carroll #SUNWHU

  30. Sunny 😎
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Chelsea line-up v Hull: Cech; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry (c), Filipe Luis; Mikel, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC