[sbu_large_image] Preamble
13 December 2014 3357 comments
Mark Mark
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It was inevitable that I’d end up signing Edin Dzeko at some point. It’s just a shame that the Fantasy Gods had to twang Sergio Aguero’s knee and de-rail City’s title challenge to make it happen.

Dzeko is a weakness of mine. Looking back on my Gameweek 1 Preamble, I’m somewhat amazed at my oversight: I left his acquisition out of my season predictions.

I partly blame the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) for feeding this alarming habit. Every season they price him up in such a tantalising way – a bit-part valuation for a player who, every year, always seems to get the opportunity to play more than a just a cameo role.

The simplest of statistics tell us that this looks to be the worst time to take a chance on Dzeko. After huffing and puffing in Rome, he’s now gone 10 games without a goal. Blank at Leicester and he’ll equal his longest drought of his City career – the 11 games from November 2011 to January 2012.

Here’s the counter-argument, however. Of those 10 matches, Dzeko started six, playing 90 minutes just once. In four of those 10, Dzeko has played less than half an hour. So Dzeko’s form guide is a nice stat to roll out to underline the potential cost of Aguero’s absence, but the Bosnian has hardly been given the opportunity to replicate last season’s form that earned him 16 goals in 31 league appearances.

Despite this reassurance and the player’s own overwhelming confidence, Dzeko doesn’t look ready to prop up City’s title tilt just yet. While he ran his proverbials off in Rome, he looked more than a yard short.

My only hope is that, with David Silva returning and Samir Nasri in bloom, Dzeko won’t need to pluck “worldies” out of the air to score points. It’s straw clutching, but not without logic: when it comes to presenting goals on a platter, those two are midfield servers of the highest pedigree. Indeed – forget Silva – both Nasri and James Milner are creating a goalscoring chance every 25 minutes this season – faster than any other midfielders in the league.

Some dare to label Dzeko a β€œdonkey” and, even if I go with that opinion, I have to conclude that he’ll be a very well-fed donkey – like the tubby kid in the nativity play. Let’s stretch this festive analogy further: Aguero is City’s Joseph but he’s cried off with tummy ache, leaving Dzeko and his hind legs and the three Wise Men (Silva, Nasri and Milner) to save the show. Can they pull it off?

There are plenty of skeptics; many who say that City will struggle against an opposition without Aguero. That’s certainly been in evidence: at times, Aguero has dragged City to wins and draws. However, Silva’s influence is also significant and the importance of his return cannot be underestimated.

City have also been here before: they won 11 of 15 league outings without Aguero last season. The Argentine missed two major periods – ironically last Christmas from Gameweek 17-21 (I bought Dzeko then, too) and a few weeks later, from Gameweek 24-33. Without Aguero in the side, Dzeko scored six goals in 10 starts over those spells.

So there you have it. The case I used to convince myself to sign Dzeko when, in all honesty, it was probably out of my control anyway.

Last Christmas I gave him a start and the very next day I regretted it. I wonder if I’ll feel the same come today’s final whistle in Leicester. I wonder if I’ll kick myself for ignoring Georgie Boyd when he’s been so good to me.

What’s really scaring me now, however, is that this transfer gives me the funds to fetch in Aleks Kolarov at the back. Somebody stop me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Kerrazy
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    on the Felipe's bandwagon! πŸ˜€

    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ouch

  2. Sir David White
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Lol @ azpi sellers and luis buyers.

    Fickle kneejerk morons

    1. Sunny 😎
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      What you on about pal?

      1. FPLEL
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        This.

      2. Sir David White
        11 years, 7 months ago

        I'm on about people already wanting to sell azpi or buy Luis. It's one game and he's rested FFS

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      πŸ˜†

    3. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Fail

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        move along noob

  3. PogChamp
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Apzi will be back next GW. Jose already stated all main players will be rested once over this period.

    1. Judeksi
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I really hope that's true :S

    2. SEASIDER
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      This. He basically said everyone will sit out at least one game.

    3. CelticBhoy1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Hope so! Could be a good shout.

    4. Messi & fabregas
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      so this means cesc has been rotated / suspended today, due hazard rest soon then?

      1. il Brutto
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Hazard had his rest at the week already.

    5. Wishdom Teeth
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      If luis does well he won't

    6. Ibracadabra
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      What about the Newcastle match last week when Azpi was subbed out for the first time this season and replaced by Luis who performed well in his half an hour and also was solid against Lisbon midweek? Form player potentially. Unfortunately am worried as an Azpi owner that it may be more than rest, but obviously holding to see what happens.

  4. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    I want Hull to score 6 today

    1. Robbens Diving Instructor
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Don't be bitter

  5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    What's going on - I had a nap?

    1. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Azpi dropped

      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        rested

      2. Eboue
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        * or rested

      3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Blimey. Ta.

      4. Kerrazy
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        pretty sure he's rested lol. played well since start season and dropped? πŸ˜†

  6. Tin of Directors
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Will Austin fall again before the red flag comes off?

  7. Sleep Talk
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Will Luis starting make it so that Hazard won't be as attacking as before?

    Could say he was allowed to take more risks with Azpi covering him, this could be different?

    Or what do those of you with more knowledge than me on this subject say?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      hazard c fail

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      More attacking fullback may help him.

    3. mattyrobinson
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Won't make the blindest bit of difference. They're at home vs. Hull...

    4. Sleep Talk
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Guess I'm reading too much into this..

      Hazard (c) will bring the points! πŸ˜€

  8. THE SQUARE ONE
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Gah, azpi out means I'll only have 10 players playing this gw...

    1. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      same

  9. SpaceCadet
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    -12 and no zaba. πŸ™

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      foolish.

  10. Timtastic03
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    JAP back

    1. Timtastic03
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      JWP

  11. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    No jammy bench points coming in for these high owned absent players as people don't have benches this gw πŸ™‚

    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      😎

    2. fedolefan
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I do.

      Bartley for Azpi, and if Bartley doesn't come in, Yuninho will.

      So exciting.

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Wisdom in for Azpi is just fine...

    4. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I have Marney AND Dummett.

      BOOM!!

    5. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Dummet for Azpi 😎

  12. JJO
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Feck off Mo
    Did -8 and gonna have 10 players

  13. The Chosen One...
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Zab and Jovetic in bench?

    1. The Chosen One...
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      on*

  14. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    No Anelka for Chelsea πŸ™

  15. CelticBhoy1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Azp dropped

    All my subs are suspended too

    1. Sunny 😎
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I feel for you Don

    2. coran2123
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Zab, Azpi, Fabianski. Catch you tomorrow

  16. Punty
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Think Azpi will be subbed on? That would ruin me..

    1. nevertrustbony
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      This.

      I have hutton first sub and he actually has a decent chance of a clean sheet.

      1. Snikii
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        no he doesnt

  17. mattyrobinson
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Steve Bruce is having my life. Why does he keep playing Robertson against the big teams and dropping him for the tasty home games?

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      To try and keep him going for the Season?

      1. mattyrobinson
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        He's so attacking though. Would make more sense to play him in the games that they want to press higher.

  18. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Well, lets hope Mike Dean's 7th red is Filipe Luís...

    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      *Phil Dowd's

      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        *Chris Foy's

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          πŸ˜†

        2. Parm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          STFU you clown.

  19. Kerrazy
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    playing with 10 man now πŸ™ lucky i didn't took a hit tho

  20. Here's the manager
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Damn you Berahino

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      just know he'll start next week if i take him out

    2. Wishdom Teeth
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      hope that twat manager got sacked by next week

  21. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Luis + Hazard on left .. attack attack attack!!!

  22. NABIL - FPL otai
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    good luck people!

  23. Gimli son of Gloin
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Hazard to outscore Yaya (who I also own) and Benteke to outscore or match Dzeko and today shall be a good day.

  24. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Lol @ hit takers

    1. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Brought in Sakho and Yaya....sooo....

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Same. πŸ™‚

        For no hits. 😎

        1. FPLEL
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Well in.

    2. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      The only good thing I feel this week for me was no hits

  25. Redhulkster
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    -8

    Gonna have 9 players :'(

    Zaba and azpi ...oh...

    And then mcnair smalling on bench

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Baha

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        πŸ™

      2. Redhulkster
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Atleast someone has a Herrera grav πŸ˜€

        1. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Haha I didn't see, on my phone.

          Nice one πŸ˜‰

  26. rickardinho
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Azpi and Zab owners can hardly be surprised. It's not like you weren't warned on here by loads of people

    1. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Not the time mate!!

    2. Punty
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      It was a calculated risk, the annoying part is noobs bringing in Clichy with no idea that Kolarov is a danger for him

      1. Snikii
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        how can you call someone a noob for making the right decison?

        1. Punty
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Because it happens doesn't make it right, statistically clichy and kolarov share games 50/50 when both are fit, that would be same as saying that bringing in Hutton in last week was a very smart move because he scores his first goal in 4 years:p

          1. Snikii
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            then its 50/50 still doesnt make it a "noob" move, hutton was also a smart move becuase most people got rid of duff or someone else with bad run of fixtures. The point of this game is to put yourself in the best position to get as many points as possible. From than on its all about the players we have picked.

            1. Punty
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              It's not the move I'm talking about that makes them noobs, it's that they haven't even considered that Kolarov is back, or may even have forgotten that he plays for City since his injury

    3. Dempsey
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      yeah thanks for those hart stats, went with him in the end instead of zabaleta

    4. Mahesh_Kumar
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Zaba yes. Azpi is a surprise

  27. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    As much as I love Kolarov, Zaba rested today should see him nailed on for the next few

    Think the decision is an easy one

  28. Kroos Kontrol
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    The reason why I have kept off Azpilicueta for so many weeks has finally happened. So happy to see Luis start, he deserves it. Left-flank ownage coming. πŸ˜€

    1. Kerrazy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      rested, not dropped. you'll be crying again next gw.

      1. Kroos Kontrol
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        I have waited for Luis to start several weeks, you just need that left footer on that flank and someone to overlap on Hazard. Luis was awesome against Newcastle and has looked good in attack whenever he plays.

        I don't know, I want Azpi and Luis on the flanks with Cahill dropped but Mourinho has this penchant of wanting Iva at RB to provide height or something, never understood that.

        Azpi will be back in next week, I am sure about that. Best defender in the PL.

  29. viewoftheland
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Whilst Azpi out is annoying after bringing him in this week, still think he will get the majority of games, and I couldn't afford to miss his price rise. Hutton to deputise today.