[sbu_large_image] Preamble
13 December 2014 3357 comments
Mark Mark
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It was inevitable that I’d end up signing Edin Dzeko at some point. It’s just a shame that the Fantasy Gods had to twang Sergio Aguero’s knee and de-rail City’s title challenge to make it happen.

Dzeko is a weakness of mine. Looking back on my Gameweek 1 Preamble, I’m somewhat amazed at my oversight: I left his acquisition out of my season predictions.

I partly blame the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) for feeding this alarming habit. Every season they price him up in such a tantalising way – a bit-part valuation for a player who, every year, always seems to get the opportunity to play more than a just a cameo role.

The simplest of statistics tell us that this looks to be the worst time to take a chance on Dzeko. After huffing and puffing in Rome, he’s now gone 10 games without a goal. Blank at Leicester and he’ll equal his longest drought of his City career – the 11 games from November 2011 to January 2012.

Here’s the counter-argument, however. Of those 10 matches, Dzeko started six, playing 90 minutes just once. In four of those 10, Dzeko has played less than half an hour. So Dzeko’s form guide is a nice stat to roll out to underline the potential cost of Aguero’s absence, but the Bosnian has hardly been given the opportunity to replicate last season’s form that earned him 16 goals in 31 league appearances.

Despite this reassurance and the player’s own overwhelming confidence, Dzeko doesn’t look ready to prop up City’s title tilt just yet. While he ran his proverbials off in Rome, he looked more than a yard short.

My only hope is that, with David Silva returning and Samir Nasri in bloom, Dzeko won’t need to pluck “worldies” out of the air to score points. It’s straw clutching, but not without logic: when it comes to presenting goals on a platter, those two are midfield servers of the highest pedigree. Indeed – forget Silva – both Nasri and James Milner are creating a goalscoring chance every 25 minutes this season – faster than any other midfielders in the league.

Some dare to label Dzeko a β€œdonkey” and, even if I go with that opinion, I have to conclude that he’ll be a very well-fed donkey – like the tubby kid in the nativity play. Let’s stretch this festive analogy further: Aguero is City’s Joseph but he’s cried off with tummy ache, leaving Dzeko and his hind legs and the three Wise Men (Silva, Nasri and Milner) to save the show. Can they pull it off?

There are plenty of skeptics; many who say that City will struggle against an opposition without Aguero. That’s certainly been in evidence: at times, Aguero has dragged City to wins and draws. However, Silva’s influence is also significant and the importance of his return cannot be underestimated.

City have also been here before: they won 11 of 15 league outings without Aguero last season. The Argentine missed two major periods – ironically last Christmas from Gameweek 17-21 (I bought Dzeko then, too) and a few weeks later, from Gameweek 24-33. Without Aguero in the side, Dzeko scored six goals in 10 starts over those spells.

So there you have it. The case I used to convince myself to sign Dzeko when, in all honesty, it was probably out of my control anyway.

Last Christmas I gave him a start and the very next day I regretted it. I wonder if I’ll feel the same come today’s final whistle in Leicester. I wonder if I’ll kick myself for ignoring Georgie Boyd when he’s been so good to me.

What’s really scaring me now, however, is that this transfer gives me the funds to fetch in Aleks Kolarov at the back. Somebody stop me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. thepuntmaster
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone else in selhurst park?

    1. Elwood
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Stand up and shout "Fantasy Football Scouts over here" & see what happens

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Behind you mate.

      1. thepuntmaster
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Actually looked beind me

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
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          πŸ˜€

    3. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Just shout: I am the puntmaster and boom

  2. The Machine
    • 12 Years
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    Fair to say all premium Defeners have no disappointed one week or another

    Hutton yun duff all the way πŸ˜‰

    1. money face bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      A baines haul will be sweet esp some alr sold him for zaba azpi

  3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    so whos playin in place of zaba?

    1. The Iron Tulip
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Sagna

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      sagna

    3. copps
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      bacary

    4. drughi
      • 16 Years
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      the one with a crazy hot girlfriend

      1. copps
        • 14 Years
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        i saw him and his missus in oxford street once, oh my she is proper fit

    5. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
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      cheers, guess hes no more nailed than any of em

    6. thepuntmaster
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Saggy balls

    7. mojoindojo
      • 12 Years
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      For me Dummett πŸ™
      For City Sagna

  4. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
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    If Mourinho is doing what I think he's doing then Ivanovic owners may be laughing a little too quickly...

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
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      wouldn't mind a rest v stoke

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
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        won't happen.

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
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      +1

    3. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
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      His number up next you reckon? makes sense after the midweek shuffle

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah...If you remember we predicted this in the pre season when trying to decide the line ups for Chelsea.

    4. Punty
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Rotating azpi and iva on rb?

    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No chance, Wakey. Future Chelski captain, mate.

      1. Willis.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        He's 30.

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
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          So?

          1. Willis.
            • 14 Years
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            Hardly a 'future' captain, is he then?

            1. Bubz
              • 12 Years
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              Terry is captain and he's 34..?

        2. Venom Snake
          • 12 Years
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          Looks 40

      2. The Machine
        • 12 Years
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        Would be an upgrade to terry but ivanovic is a bit of a douchebag too at times

      3. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        That doesn't mean he won't be rested..far from it...

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Have you seen the bloke? He is as sharp as you like.

          I don't have him, by the way ...

      4. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        What?! πŸ˜†

        Ivanovic doesn't look like he knows where he's is on a football pitch let alone captain a side. πŸ˜†

    6. Sunny 😎
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Buy Cahill

      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        zouma says hi

      2. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Buy Cresswell..

        1. Sunny 😎
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          I like

    7. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I had the exact same thoughts on a dozen occasions last year. That occasion never arrived

      (Yes he did rotate azpil last year too, 3 or 4 games after he became first choice)

    8. Snikii
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      no way he got his rest midweek

    9. The Shadow
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      - what Mo has said he's doing.

  5. supperspout
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    not sure why so many people went Hazard over Sanchez for the C?

    1. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I'm an Arsenal fan and as if I'm going to back my bunch of chokers.

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        great record v toon army though who have a lot of players out.

        1. isacki: full casual
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Yeah, form though - Arsenal unimpressive so far, Newcastle... united. If Pardew decides the park the bus, he's rather good at it. I didn't captain Hazard against Newcastle last week because I reckoned Newcastle would pull it off. Unfortunately, I captained Aguero...

          1. isacki: full casual
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            (Obviously I remember the ridiculous Arsenal 7 Newcastle 3 game and there's always a chance of a freak result, but the signs right now don't point to a terrific Arsenal performance)

      2. Eboue
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Or this πŸ˜€

    2. Eboue
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hazard is the King of the Bridge.

    3. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      A lot of valid reasons.

  6. ElementWire
    • 12 Years
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    At 2pm I wondered where the Arsenal line up was. At 2:10 I got on the tube.
    At 2:20 I realised I've got the kick off times messed up and will be getting to the emirates 2 1/2 hours early.

    1. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      πŸ˜†

    2. Lawrø
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      πŸ˜€

    3. thepuntmaster
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I ended up on the wrong side of london for the palace game!

    4. Elwood
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      You'll be there with the chaps that want to boo Wenger. Best go grab a paint somewhere with the games on

    5. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
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      You won't notice a difference in atmosphere.

      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Shots fired.

      2. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        πŸ˜†

      3. Somalion
        • 16 Years
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        Terrific banter

      4. Sharkytect
        • 11 Years
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        Ha! This

    6. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
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      πŸ˜†

  7. Hakuho FPL
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    where all the people who knew that dzeko wasnt going to start? go hide under yu bed!!!

  8. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Filipe Luís starting may be the beginning of the end for Ivanovic at right-back, Azpilicueta's clearly better than the Serbain...

    1. Eboue
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      We can hope...

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Well, in your opinion ...

      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        He's crap Doos, his goals mask the fact he's half way up the pitch every time the opposition attack.

    3. copps
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      nah ivan is solid enough and offers attacking threat from setpieces. Mou likes both ivan and azpi

    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      possibly but the fact luis came on for azpil and then luis/azpil both played in a nothing game and ivan was rested says otherwise

      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        and he can play cb too so he is quite adaptable to fill in when needed

        1. Parm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          ...which is why he should be a squad player.

          1. isacki: full casual
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Consistent, dependable player who is a ridiculous threat at set pieces as we all know.

            In other words, Mourinho's wet dream.

    5. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      LOL

  9. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Azpi not even on the bench ?

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      He is

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      azpi is on the bench

    3. The Iron Tulip
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yes he is

  10. copps
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    no azpi means inevitably dummett comes off the bench with a CS, goal and baps

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      If Azpi stays on the bench, I would love that

    2. Hakuho FPL
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      azpi on for 1 min

  11. Raddy
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Jovetic punt fail.

    Is he injured?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      not in the squad, rumours of injury

  12. Saniul
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    So, I have only 3 players playing right now. 😐

    1. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I have none playing at this moment...

  13. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Most chaotic team news ever. Still don't know who's playing.......

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      parm's post maybe?

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Parm posted all the teams a while back it was probably hot topic

    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      All my players. 😎

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Maybe....

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Nice one Parm, always on the money....

      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Cheers, Parm - thanks.

  14. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Who do we think will be the best (c) option today hazard or costa?

    1. Forest4Life
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hazard

  15. joinho
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Mourinho "to park the bus you need to be a good driver"

    1. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Inspired...

    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      parking the bus is like making love to a beautiful woman......

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Keep your gear stick under control and avoid blocking up the exhaust pipe?

        1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          cheers swiss tony

      2. isacki: full casual
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Don't go too fast or you'll make a mess?

  16. davies
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    COME ON LEICESTER!!!!!!

    1. Sunny 😎
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Concede at least 5 today

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      πŸ˜€

    3. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      1-0. king 89

    4. PMC3
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I hope Hamer saves 4 Lampard penalties and concedes 4 to Yaya.

  17. JayBomb
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    No Azpi no Zaba no bench Birdcutt, Austin and Moore πŸ™

    1. JayBomb
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Brought in Zaba for Chambers knew this would happen yet did the transfer anyhow for -4 silly me!

    2. Forest4Life
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Austin was kind of expected mate

  18. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    yes...... marney in for azpi πŸ˜•

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Noice

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I think I might be playing with 9 πŸ™

    3. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Me too.. Reckon Azpi will get a run out though when chelsea inevitably shut up shop.

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        probably a 1 pter anyhoo

  19. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Don't get it, Azpi was rested mid week.

    He must be dropped..

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      This ^^^.

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        would get Luis in a hearbeat if true... but not knowable

      2. The Machine
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        He played midweek

    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      He played 90 mins at RB

    3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      either way hes just talked himself out of my team for xmas,,, cant take the risk

    4. Sunny 😎
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      A slight injury maybe..?

    5. JayBomb
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      He wasn't rested mid week

    6. Ice
      • 12 Years
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      He played RB midweek...what a pointless post....

  20. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    @ Bemba Da - any idea of reason Azpil not playing?

  21. Bellerinmondo
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Think I'd prefer azpi 1 pointer over Yun from my bench and most other azpi owners having a better sub

  22. The Iron Tulip
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    People are looking way to into Azpi being benched. He's being rested, end of! Terry to warm the bench next week πŸ™‚

    1. Van Dal
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      He was rested midweek

      1. FPLEL
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Not true.

  23. Heels_Over_Head
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    azpi stays on the field for me even if he doesn't play a minute, no other defensive subs this week... yahoo

  24. @ImpressiveTackl
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    DIE SAGNA DIE

    DIE LUIS DIE

    1. Kuqi Monster
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No need to hold back IT...

  25. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    someone talk me out of going Kolarov over Zaba

    1. Sunny 😎
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Kolarov nailed on to start next game πŸ˜›

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        so is Zaba πŸ˜›

  26. UKG
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Azpi being rested/dropped was obvious after being hauled off in the last game. Still, had bigger fish to fry and all that with all the suspensions and injuries this week. 10 players it is....

    1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Don't think anyone can say they saw that coming tbh.

      1. UKG
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Just me then. Can read Jose like a book πŸ˜‰

  27. Van Dal
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    40.8% of managers in top1k have Azpi!

  28. mgilbert86
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    So Naylor on for Azpi, not too bad.

    1. Van Dal
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      If he stays on bench

  29. Mata-Is-The-Juan
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    No Azpi + Zabaleta leaves me rooting for Yun to step up again with CS points
    πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

  30. PDXTimbers
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Zabletta to Kompany in a game where I still have time to make the xfer and have the money?

    1. Van Dal
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Sky game?

      1. PDXTimbers
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        ESPN

        1. Van Dal
          • 16 Years
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          Go for it. Leas roatation risk