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I'm absolutely relishing the idea of selling that knobhead Sterling in a few days. Totally stinking up my team.
Fire sale I expect.
I got rid of him before this GW. Only picked him up for the DGW because I thought my ML rivals would have him. Can't stand the little punk.
Exactly this. Horrible transfer.
I just watched MOTD and said several very rude things when he clumsily shinned Henderson's superb pass over the bar from 6 yards out. I can't wait to sell him either, probably for Ramsey or Ozil. Either way, a nice Arsenal milf that can shoot straight, doesn't run like a teenage girl and isn't a complete divot.
Man. I absolutely love watching Benteke on form.
Perv
LOL
CHiPs !
Ponch! Thore were the days 🙂
Hell Yeah! I still watch it. It's pure brilliance.
Perv
LOL again.
Let's not leave out Jon. Or Grossie.....or Sgt. Getraer and the rest of the lot. This officer certainly deserves honorable mention: http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mxrFQvY3hJ8S6YlX7njWbpg.jpg
How did they get their teeth so white?
Did it bother anyone else that they turned sideways to smile at the audience while riding their motorcycles in traffic at high speed on the express way?I think they gargled bleach. And, no, that never bothers me. They're special.
You realize you're about to get relegated in knocks and niggles?
Who is?
I have no idea where things stand now : - (16 Numb and Number (MJ & HVT) 24.8 324.5
17 Broken Bonz 4.5 322.8
18 Osgood-Schlatter (4vets) 0.5 319.7
19 Eva's Healing Hands (HeelsOverHead) Commissioner 2.5 318
20 Tennis Elbow (Demi) 1 311.8Did you try the couple of unblock sites I gave you?
Nothing is working.
What happened to Blue Lion's team on that list?
Who got Numb & Number the crazy points?
Geez. Things looking dim for my squad. Should have kept and started Lescott the last two week - it was obvious.14 Concussions of a Footballhalic(BL) 17 330.5
15 Cruciate Missile (Ellipsis) 11.2 329.3
Think you'll be fine as Bonz is inactive as well and will get relegated. Someone predicted right it seems!I'm not sure I'll be fine. My team is awful. I've gotten everything wrong. Dropped Murray right before his run of scoring. Dropped Lescott before this run of clean sheets. Benched Oliveira this week. And, I can't bloody access the site to change my lineup currently... never mind write an article or do anything vaguely commissioner-like.
Good job by Blue Lion and the Numb brother to fight their way to survival.You're the commish anyways Jon! You deserve a spot in League 1 🙂
If I'm relegated, so be it.
What do you think about my midfielder problem below? Trying to get by you in Geeks & Geezers ; - )
Silva, De Jong or who?
My De Jong obsession is a little weird, I admit.Nah. There's no fun if you aren't playing.
What you are missing is the title race
1 Damaged Egos (Gloria K) 9.3 507
2 Doubtful Diaby (ENR) 19.8 496.6
Silva if not for Arsenal mid surely.Tekkers might get you over the hump if Costa doesn't come back. Impressive.
I'll be playing...
Silva is science... and I've got no ManCity players at the moment so I guess... yeah... just boring and the ML rival I'm chasing has him.Not counting my chickens before they hatch. Tekkers should hopefully cover for his Kane. I need someone else to step up.
Wayne. Eriksen. Bran. Someone 🙁1st two both should... should go down to the wire now which is fun : - )
this. unrelegatable. you know kind of like how everyone aren't allowed in champions league but opposite 😉
Kind of glad I didn't give you Benteke.
see my new post a couple up... seems we've hit the "beyond reply" point of indentation
What is:
Silva
Mata
Delph
Adam
De Jong
.... my choices for who replaces Sterling
Gosh, it is a dismal lot of choices, and if Carver says De Jong starts, I'm still inclined to go that way despite all the anti-Newcastle wisdom.
Any other ideas?DGW.... cough... dgw...
already have 3 Arsenal and 2 Sunderland scheduled, but thanks for re-enacting your hernia test
; - )Jesus, how many transfers do you have? My life is a boiling cauldron of jealousy.
Had a WC in 34, brought in some then...
Currently using a striker spot for relegation battlers N'Doye (now) and Wickham (come 37).
Team of the moment is
Ospina (Harper)
Ivanovic Vlaar Huth (Skrtel PVA)
Hazard Sanchez SterlingsReplacement Cambiasso (Henderson)
Giroud Benteke N'Doye
not that worth being jealous ofYou haven't see mine 😆
Silva vs. QPR at home no doubt.
cheers
Humbly suggest cleverly
The reason for the delay in case anyone was wondering is that there's so many people buying the fight at the last minute in the states that the cable providers cant cope with the demand.
Hey, 4Vets! Sorry about delay with team ... 🙂
Oh... well, me oh my... no worries on that count, you've been doing us proud 🙂
Great to see you back here 🙂🙂 Thanks, my old pal!
The pleasure has been all ours... and I apologise for taking the liberty but it seemed the right thing to do. I'm sure you understand 🙂
Liberty? I am very honoured!!! 😀
Cheers 🙂
Shouldn't matter anyways as Pakistan are about to get knocked out (wink)
Ps - we are at the article if you were wondering Doos.
Aye, I know - I still have the shakes, so I can't post as much as I would like. 🙂
good to see you back sah!
it's all up from now on.. knew you wouldn't miss cheap seats at the new stadium 😉Indeed - bloody seats are too short for me and my zimmer! 😉
haha 🙂
Welcome back Doos!
'Ello, mate! 🙂
Check your email, Zombie.
Here we go!!!!
Maypac!!Are they fighting in the car park or is this inside?
Why are they having three national anthems? This is a bit strange.
It's almost the fifth of May, reason enough to crowbar the Mexican national anthem in.
bulk out the show innit.. all about the SHOW.. the fight might only last 9 mins and if you'd paid 6k you need to feel something immediate
rather than all this nostalgia 😉Not sure when the last Mayweather fight lasted 9 minutes. It'd be a long time ago.
jamie foxx haha.. wtf
Was awful!!
Hallelujah!
Reminded me of Bleeding gums Murphy
😆
Hey 4Vets and Kylies Heels Over Head. Somebody wants to say hi. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/d/d8/Ponch.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20050419002251
My knees are a shaking! What a.... HUNK!
A Latin Lover if I've ever seen one.
This will change your life. For the better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwuTf4UMiKY
Careful. It gets real hot at about the 1 minute mark.
I had to pause it... getting over excited here. I'll watch if I ever get out of bed today/tomorrow/whenever 🙂
+1
ponch did a telethon in nz when i was a kid.. he kissed a lot of people for money 😉
That's a lot of lucky people. 🙂
*broke
I'd go broke for that. Morally and financially.
I understand.
Oh dear.
Just beware that when you run out of CHiPs episodes, you may find yourself in a downward spiral toward TJ Hooker.The only way is UP, Mf 😉
Haaa haaaa! Awesome! I used to get down on that show too! I can handle CHiPs reruns until the day I die. But, I might mix some TJ Hooker in every once in a while. I mean, why not? Why put a ceiling on my joy?
Dukes of Hazzard?
Oh, now you're really getting me worked up.
Just a good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm.
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born
Me and my bros used to have a Dukes of Hazzard board game. It was the best board game ever.Serious respect, brah... serious.
The best days of my life........it's been all downhill since then.
You bossed it like a Hogg!
I suddenly have the urge to get behind the wheel of an orange '69 Dodge Charger and jump some big ass dirt ramps. After that, I'd love to cruise around town in a triple white 1970 Cadillac DeVille convertible, with large bull horns as a hood ornament. That would be a great day.
See you tomorrow. It's going to be awesome!
For reals! Adios, amigo.
Come on Manny!
Most of Floyd's family want Manny to win.
He's the illegitimate child of Jose Mourinho and Nigel Pearson.Floyd Pearinho?
Lol, that works for me.
Bimbos!!!
I just looked out the window. Nothing 🙁
They're in Las Vegas, unfortunately.
Bugger, yet again 🙁
Reported!
Could be the Ali Frasier of our generation. Or a defensive masterclass from Floyd and a damp squib
Shut the feck up and get on with it already!
2 questions
A) is bellerin gona start every week now?
B) is saints defence gona get another clean sheet with Leicester villa and city to play?yes and no.
a) don't jinx him (but hopefully)
b) not a chance
Pacquiao or Mayweather for a hit?
Is it still ongoing?
manny failing to use his
roundhouse kick..He;s a twat. Needs to take a lesson from Jean Claude VD!
MW edging it IMO
Do you guys have a stream currently working? All mine are dead now
Only 2.5 rounds left.
Nicely "buffered" 😉
Final round time.
Cheers TM. Can you post the result as I'm a lazy sod? 🙂
No spoilers.
I used to respect you.
🙁
😉
Seems like Floyd has it?
🙁
Pretty average fight.
Nah , good fight , not a great fight , but worth getting up for.
Yup. Disappointing enough
may weather boo
Manny gave his all , that 5" reach advantage , just too difficult to bypass
MW will get the decision comfortably. Unfortunately one man came to fight, one not to get hit. Defence wins.
Pot shotting and running and ducking and diving against a smaller man. Very average win.
Did what he had to though ( Mourinho in his corner)
😀 must be!
This. Every time Manny got in there Floyd started holding
Night all 🙂
nightyNight.. and goodluck with later on
Fair play Mayweather...
Yeah , and Manny , gave it his best shot
true.. not a popular winner by the audience response
but he definitely won it (greater than the judges points i thought)
good to see no bolloxs animosity and seemingly true respect between the twoThink 116-112 was about right...
fairy muff
Yep, was a bit closer up to 10, but Mayweather took last 2 rounds .
This is the first and last time I will watch a boxing match. (Still prefer UFC)
Goodnight.
This guy interviewing Manny is such a d!ck!
he really is
good luck on getting out of the hotel without a bruising idiotAgreed, not even letting Manny reply properly and is pulling away the mic.
This guy interviewing Manny is so annoying.
Well, that was a major disappointment.
and as the sun rises in the east i wish you all adieu
and good hunting with your fixtures laterCheers Rigby , Kun to the rescue then
clinic. schooled. cat with its prey. defence clap clap clap.
well in floyd. best welterweight since sugar ray imo. though leonard and hearns push him close.
gotta love the pacman what a warrior and a gent. should have heard the whole pub erupt with combo he threw. didn't seem to matter they were missing. "he's a tough chook" pissed racist idiot #5 said to me.
Top, top stuff. Well worth the wait and a just score.
long time coming ay. defensive masterclass. this should have been their third fight by now in a classic rivalry. shame the bullsh1t got in the way for so long.
Master at defence , but can not compare with Sugar Ray when you look at all round ability , imo
not sure if you mean leonard or robinson. he is on leonards level for sure. not Robinson's nobody is
Meant Leonard , better combination of all round ability .
Debatable yes , but far more exciting to watch.
And yes , should have put Robinson in there , for sureyeah close call. fight between the two would be so intriguing!
cant compare Robinson with modern fighters really I think but he will rightly always be the G.O.A.T
But yeah , still love the Pacman
Forget Mayweather... the real winners here are the people who went to bed at a normal hour... this will take many days to recover from.
Sterling is an overrated gold digging deluded young punk isn't he?
That miss and the overall performance. Zero football brain.
