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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

  1. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet would have scored that FK

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Should be on penos now 😎

  2. moment
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Guess I should thank Silva for getting injured otherwise Payet would have been on my bench...

    1. KISSES
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Jammy

      1. Fpl Old Guard
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Very jammy indeed!

    2. Hect.OR 98th
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I played Hoolahan thanks to Silva being injured.

      1. Messiah Hazard
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Me too

    3. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Snap. Just the classic problem with 3-5-2, but sometimes it all works out nicely.

  3. bobn
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Alot of people are great with the stats but fail to do the eye test. Dumped Hazard for Payet after the first week and havent looked back. A blind man could see hes just as talented as the likes of Hazard and Sanchez only cheaper.

    Would walk into any side in the country bar City.

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Where would he fit in at Arsenal or Chelsea?

      1. bobn
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Lol @ Chelsea. Where wouldnt he fit?

        1. Mull
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          They only won the league last year...

          1. bobn
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Ok well this year he'd be the 1st name on the sheet.

          2. DaveZubie
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            United also won the league the year before Moyes took over.

    2. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks Sherlock.
      🙂

      1. bobn
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        No problem man. Im backing Rondon this week btw.

    3. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Have no idea how West ham managed to get him

      1. Egg noodle
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        And Tevez

    4. JamieLfc
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      We never doubted his ability.. We doubted his fantasy football prospects

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        An attacking mid with corners and freekicks and an eye for goal will have terrible fantasy prospects, of course

        1. JamieLfc
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          We obviously didn't know he had an eye for goal then, chill out man, go play with your dolls

          1. Greenbackbøøg…
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Bitter? 🙂

          2. bobn
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            I'd never even heard of him before the Arsenal game. Luckily im an Arsenal fan so watched him first hand make Sanchez, Ozil etc look like rookies. Never in doubt.

        2. bobn
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Right? Looool

    5. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Calm down

    6. FPL Blow-In
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      The stats test would have said to do that also as Hazards stats are woeful and Payets are not..,

      1. bobn
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Yes sir

    7. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      lol - you mean you jumped on the bandwagon with your WC.

      How did Depay do for you after you brought him in for Sanchez? Have some effing class when you're winning.

      1. bobn
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Nah. My first FT. Hazard -> Payet.

        Thats how impressive he was game 1. I took out my GW1 captain. Hes a monster.

  4. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Cresswaste

    1. Egg noodle
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Where's that downvote button... 🙂

      1. Old Man
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Hey what about that awesome team of ours?! (Foxes)

        1. Egg noodle
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          I was at the stadium yesterday singing Leicester Leicester City We're by far the Greatest team the World has ever seen! 😀
          Didn't go to the 5-3 game last year, but yesterdays atmosphere was quite close to how it would have been I'd imagine. Absolutely thrilling.

          We're still in with a title shot, aye 😀

  5. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    If Newcastle concede another goal they will be bottom of the PL

    1. Egg noodle
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      They already are bottom of the PL.

      1. Egg noodle
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        (Lesser goals scored)

  6. Zeeco
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Just done pedro to payet

    1. Clump
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Cue Payet injury.

    2. Fpl Old Guard
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Why not have both?

    3. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      what an idiot

  7. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Sakho U selfish bugger. Payet was right there

    1. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Sakho has done a lot of selfless running for the benefit of Payet and others.

  8. The Mighty Slovenian
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    What Champions league fantasy game do you recommend. The official one is a joke.

  9. inter the wild
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Me and my mate both have payet so are now nicely relaxed and having a bit of a discussion in the pub - anyone ever had their captain get 50+ points?

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Suarez 😎

    2. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      This season many will

    3. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      How many did Suarez get in that DGW?

      also, Rooney got 46 from a DGW, I think. Included 4 v Hull and 2 (?) v Burnley.

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        1 v burnley

    4. banskt
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Yes, Suarez.

    5. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      yup lampard got 25 in one game.

    6. Bartowski
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Lampard got me a solid round 50 a few years back

      1. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        That famous game against Villa, I believe?

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          nope. 4 v derby

    7. Fpl Old Guard
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Yes Rooney during a double game week, got me 64 points

  10. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Should've passed...

  11. Shifty
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Pretty funny reading all these Payet owners tooting their own horns.

    Don't own him but this is the gw8 of last season in terms of stats translating to points. Great for the community. Well done on keeping the faith!

    1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😀

    2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks. Not all of us who are happy want to be rubbing it in. We're just happy, and our families/friends aren't interested. 🙂

      1. Costa in Wengerland
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        This

  12. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet repaying the faith for his patient owners I see 😀

  13. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Janmat is Newcastles best attacking player

    1. Bertzeiner-m
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      this

  14. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Can't recall the last time Newcastle looked like a team. Only 11 individuals year after year.

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      There are no english players

      1. Shatner's Bassoon
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Colback?

  15. Gnu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Siem de Jong

    Pretty sure I went there during my Vietnam war tours!

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😛

  16. copps
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    if janmaat would drop another 0.1 i mght get him. good home games and he has near-kolarov assist levels.

    1. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      in 3 games time he may have dropped and with a great run of games ahead as well..

      1. copps
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        i might get him this week if he drops enough. i have 2 FTs and want to ship ward for someone

  17. Texas Pete
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    C'mon Dimitri, one more please.

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Ur pic suits ur post

  18. how now brown cow
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Any chance of a Toon goal? Bad enough rival captaining Payet without the Cresswell clean sheet...

    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Nice one Rupert!

  19. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payets is crap at taking corners 🙂

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      They're not fast enough

      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        They're just lobbed into the box

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      No he's not.

  20. Egg noodle
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    What I absolutely love about a draft league is that your moron players never drop in price 😀

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😀

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😀

  21. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    West Ham need to work on corners

    1. Bertzeiner-m
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Surely Payet will be taken off Corner/Free kick dutys no? Excellent player but has not put in one good delivery

  22. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I want to see Antonio play, will be come on?

    1. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      He*

    2. Stoke me a Clipper
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Game is won, don't need to.

      They'll just close it out now

  23. Stoke me a Clipper
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Does anyone else get the feeling they could play until next week and still Newcastle wouldn't score?

    All out Watford defense in my team next week.....

    1. Shifty
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      0-0 written all over that one after this result

      1. Stoke me a Clipper
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Worth a cheeky fiver I reckon

  24. Bolivian Seaman
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    You know when you want to catch a bus and three come at once. Payet, Mahrez - this is where the season turns for attackers. Aguero (c) ugh

    1. Stoke me a Clipper
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      indeed.

      4-5-1 next week I reckon

  25. Gigging Order
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I sold Payet, and I support Newcastle....

    1. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Bad combo...

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      At least you have Payet.

    3. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      #moralhighground

    4. Stoke me a Clipper
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Have a stiff drink

  26. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Show boating 😎

  27. Slam
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Probably the wrong time to ask…

    Pelle or Payet?

    One's stats are incredible, the other on is meh…
    One is doing OK, the other's form is incredible

    1. It’s gonna Ben Mee
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      You answered it yourself I think.

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        How?

  28. Belsunz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    No offence to West Ham fans but Payet is way too good to play there...

  29. Mata-Is-The-Juan
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Cisse pretty useless outside the penalty box.