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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

  1. Gubbins94.
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Wijnaldum is completely useless.

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Has he been subbed?

    2. Belsunz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Didn't know he was playing.

  2. Pompel
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Who dares to captain Kolarov now !?

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Mahrez it is then

  3. I Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I was sure about captaining Kolarov next GW. Less so now.

  4. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Newcastle are wasting their best player by putting him at right back

    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Sissoko?

      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        *Janmaat?

        1. Greenbackbøøg…
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Yep 🙂

    2. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      RBs a fantastic position to play...

  5. get_in
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Was banking on an ogbonna cs to win my head to head, gutted

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      That's really unlucky

  6. Hughes Your Daddy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Pardewout.com - oh wait! 🙂 Newcastle the club that just keeps on giving!

    1. BantamPhil
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      #CarverIn

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Someone buy Mclarenout.com, it will be worth a lot in a bit

    3. banskt
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      http://sackpardew.com/

  7. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Moses is shite ain't he

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      No.

    2. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Haidara is worse and he's in my team, been watching him all game

    3. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      No, he's been really mostly

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Really good

    4. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Poor man's Bolasie.

  8. Kshitiz Basnet
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet was wide open

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Second time....

  9. amol
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Ayew or Payet

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Dimitri.

    2. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Both

    3. Kshitiz Basnet
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Next week Ayew

      1. The 12th Man
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Stones will have Ayew in his back pocket.

        1. Kshitiz Basnet
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Just like Terry and Cahill did

    4. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Ask that question whilst a Payet showdown is going on... Ok

    5. Belsunz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Both

  10. Stoke me a Clipper
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    If he carries on like this, Payet won't be at West Ham next season

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      he is already 28 though

      1. Stoke me a Clipper
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Same age Van Persie was when Man Utd signed him.

        If he can rip teams apart like this, then 28 is the perfect age (for a couple of years at least)

    2. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      *January

      1. Stoke me a Clipper
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Fair point

  11. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Big Dog incoming.

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Cue horse on ball gif

  12. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet getting in some great positions....

  13. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    The Original Donkey is coming on

  14. Stoke me a Clipper
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    So happy I stuck with Payet this week. He has rescued my GW after Aguero (C) and another round of blanks

  15. The Raging Bull
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Andy Carroll should come on soon.

  16. Shifty
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    ML leader has no City attack but on 270 points overall with Payet baps.

    Loving this season

  17. Twisted Saltergater
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet + Carroll could be deadly

  18. TotalJustice
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Is there any other site to play CL fantasy...
    I think the UEFA one is not on this year...

  19. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Just got in hoping for Newcastle to be winning 2-1. Was disappointed. Then hoped anyone but Payet. Severely disappointed.

  20. Hand of clod
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    When will this misery end....

    So far ive had about 60 points on the bench this season. Payet tonight. Wilson on his hatrick. Various defenders. Captain fails every week so far.

    Maybe from now on i will plan as usual then do the exact opposite - that would have stood me well most weeks in this crazy season.

    Cant see Myself winning my mini leagues like last season at this rate....depressing!

    1. Bertzeiner-m
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I have benched 6 goals this year, Wilson Hatrik, Benteke overhead kick, 2 goals from Ward. I win

    2. Shifty
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      If your work leagues are led by random FPL part timers, you might catch up. Keep the faith.

    3. The Raging Bull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      unlucky fella. Stick in there, things will go your way soon.

    4. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      He's at home vs Newcastle. When were you planning on playing him?

      1. Hand of clod
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Benching issue. YYT, Sanchez, Mahrez, Ayew, Gomis, Wilson, Aguero were my attacking players. Payet has done little in recent weeks so he drew the short straw. I should have bloody known the way things have been going!

    5. Stoke me a Clipper
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      You benched Payet at home to Newcastle!?!?

      Reap what you sow, my friend

  21. Bertzeiner-m
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Sunday evening I was on 30 points and now am on 68, thanks to a 22 point return from Mahrez and 16 from Payet. This definitely makes up for benching Tekkers

    1. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Brilliant. Well done

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Impressive Bertz. Got all 3 , still edging towards 60

    3. Bertzeiner-m
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Cheers

  22. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Kouyate looks like he is running through treacle

    1. BrockLanders
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Just brought him in. Great 🙁

  23. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet to bang it 🙂

  24. Jay_
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Well played Moses

    • aapoman
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Wo the UCL fantasy might never come. Site says coming soon but since the games start tommorrow its unlikely to happen. 🙁

      1. Limbo Exile
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Even if they launch it early tomorrow, the bandwidth will be quickly overloaded I reckon...

    • Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Moses has been brilliant

    • It’s gonna Ben Mee
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Quite the headache if Kun is fit. Bench one for next GW:

      A) Payet
      B) Yaya
      C) Ayew
      D) Mahrez
      E) Sanchez
      F) Kun
      G) Gomis
      H) Wilson

      1. Bertzeiner-m
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        G

      2. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        That is my team and I am benching Payet

        1. It’s gonna Ben Mee
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          He is currently on my bench. Feels weird though.

        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Wilson

      3. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        That's just daft

      4. The 12th Man
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Exactly the same as mine. Killed me this week.

        Gomis probably

        1. It’s gonna Ben Mee
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          I played AoA this week... :/ Has to be Gomis after tonight. Payets form is insane.

          1. The 12th Man
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            I played AOA last week so had to decide between all of them.

      5. Stoke me a Clipper
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        G

        Think you only need 1 Swansea cover for a bit

        1. It’s gonna Ben Mee
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Not sure who I'd rather want though.

    • The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Can Carroll make it to The final whistle? 🙂

      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      So is Mbemba 21, 24 or 27 years old?

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Falcao's age - 2

    • Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Great game by Moses