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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

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  1. Matt
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    At the beginning of this GW my team looked it's weakest all season, yet I got more points than any other GW, sums up the season really

    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ditto

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Yep , take it any way you can

    3. Shifty
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I wildcarded to have the best looking team ever.

      Can't even bear to look at it now

      1. Odikostar
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        same..

  2. Gnu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Oh, I'll try now.
    UCL
    Useless Clueless Laughable.

    Any better suggestions?

    1. Shifty
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Thought it stood for UEFA Champions League 😉

  3. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Absolutely gutted I didn't captain Payet. Season over. 😥

    1. BobbyV
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I agree

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hey !

    3. copps
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      ive deleted my account already. 16 points when i could have had 32 🙁

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Tough times eh. 🙁

      2. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 17 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        After only 5 gameweeks!

  4. BlueIncognito
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    60 point GW - thank you Payet and Hoolahan.

    1. Neto
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Payet my saviour! Now I'll bench you

  5. Jonny Sutt
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Haidara the best 4.5 defender?

  6. BobbyV
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Payet is fat!

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      #realplayershavecurves

    2. Hooky
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      *phat

      1. BobbyV
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        over weight!

    3. Stoke me a Clipper
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Nope

    4. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Maybe you need to look up the definition of fat...

  7. Rhinos
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Its gonna look like everyone got Payet in the next hour, the ones who did Payet to Ayew wont be seen for dust

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Yeah , fine margins

  8. waltzingmatildas
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    OK, I only have 1ft, and hazard, mane and depay.
    Which should I get rid of?

    1. BobbyV
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Depay may not even start the next game so I'd get rid of him first

  9. Jay_
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Chelsea fans chanting : WE ARE STAYING UP

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Time to bury that old favourite then -- Jose Mourinho Jose Mourinho, Jose...... who

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      As long as Newcastle and Sunderland are this bad, Chelsea only really has to beat one other team to stay up, so chances are...

  10. King H
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Where can I play Champions league fantasy football. Looks like the official site is not gonna be open on time. Any decent alternatives ?

    Thanks

  11. DaveZubie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Apres Match 1974 is on!

  12. bobn
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Guess thats that for the Kolarov captaincy plan right?

    Payet gonna gobble them up.

    1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Newcastle at home vs City away.

      As far apart as it gets.

      I have owned Payet from the start but I'll be expecting a cleanie from Kol

  13. odannyboys
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    IN FORM PLAYERS NOT BIG NAMES.

    recite after me

    1. bobn
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Payet is a big name.

      1. odannyboys
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        No, he is in form.

  14. Sif
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Reminds you how weighted goals are the further back you go. Payet (16) two goals and one point away from Wilson's Hatrick (17). One point ahead of Kolorovs Goal and CS (15).

    What have been the other big hauls (15 and over) this season?

    Naismith (17)
    Tadic (16)
    ???

  15. Ayew Holding Mee Cork
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Did Janmatt always play like this? He was the only decent Newcastle player today.

  16. BlueIncognito
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Any news on Aguero?

  17. Jay_
    10 years, 11 months ago

    My mate got 38 from 2 tonight

    1. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Payet captain?

      1. Jay_
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Yep plus Creswell

      2. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        ya think...duh

        1. Get up ya bum
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Oh jeez

    2. Matt
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      more points than most people in my ML got in the whole GW 😆

      1. Jay_
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I got 41 all out lol

  18. Everyday im Schneiderlin
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Whats the deal with randolph ? Is he secure or will adrian come back in ?

    1. Konig Luther
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      if randolph is their main keeper, they will drop a lot

  19. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    The Cockney Pirlo. 🙂

  20. Valar(Keith)
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Huth Watch .. Looks like he is gonna drop Tomorrow according to FFFix.. sigh. another 0.1 down the drain

    1. Shifty
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Lol @ all these "patience this season is key" posters. Obviously playing some different game.

      Patience has been brutal.

      1. Valar(Keith)
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Yup 🙁 ..

  21. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Listening to Payet is so cute 🙂

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  23. Iceball
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Butland
    Kolarov (V) Francis Gomez
    Sanchez Pedro Yaya Mahrez (C)
    Aguero Diouf Wilson
    Schmeichel Shaw Westwood Richards
    1ft, 1,2 itb.
    Fit Payet in there for whom?

  24. pundit of punts
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    West ham's fixtures after city look tasty.

    Pedro ➡ Payet on the cards.

  25. copps
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    bulldog like approach similar to tevez

    neville clearly plays FIFA 🙂

  26. RÏɠBY
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    woohoo.. i think i might have won my h2h!
    yay
    merrtesaker keep or roll for a wba defender?

  27. Sepp Blattered
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Thoughts on Bojan?

  28. TotalJustice
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Repost!!!
    any good site to play CL fantasy??

  29. BlueIncognito
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    What to do with this? 1 FT & 0.8 ITB.

    Hart
    Darmian / Williams / Bellerin
    Alexis / Payet / Toure / Ayew
    Diouf / Aguero / Wilson

    McCarthy -- Hoolahan, Muniesa, Richards

  30. Farcelona
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Does anyone know what the average for this week is?